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Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
April 25 2007 12:24 GMT
#81
i CAN beleive its not butter.
gLyo
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
United States2410 Posts
April 25 2007 12:45 GMT
#82
My calculus grade has dropped from a C (which is acceptable for me, I am terrible at math) to an F in the past few weeks and I barely care at all. I've never had an F before. The only class I take seriously anymore is English.

Only 23 more days of high school left...
http://benisonline.com
CapO
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States1615 Posts
April 25 2007 12:46 GMT
#83
as a young kid, i used to like boobs, now i don't really care whether it's flat or not. im just not into boobs anymore.. im like legs (thighs) and ass. XD
SNSD fan
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4177 Posts
April 25 2007 12:57 GMT
#84
i still miss my ex... its been 10 months since break up...i think it might be because im afraid i wont find another one
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
kimseongchan_old
Profile Joined February 2007
Korea (South)149 Posts
April 25 2007 12:58 GMT
#85
- the 3rd day I got my car I reversed into my garage ( first time learning stick, I was self-teaching myself, I under estimated reverse gear) I broke my right tail light, and crushed in my bumper

- around a week later I went too fast on a turn and almost slid right into a statue thing by a church

- this tuesday I was driving into a curve, went too fast (and I've been in a "drifting mood" these days) and started sliding. I almost spun out, swerving to the left and right 3-4 times before I finally regained control, scared the shit out of my friend. That night on the way home I was being stupid, and on the phone. I needed to turn around, so went into a parking lot but couldn't make the turn all the way. I was in a hurry so I reversed as fast as I could, and it was dark so I couldn't see shit... I backed into a tree.

- yesterday I underestimated the slickness of roads when it rains, I was giving my friend a ride and suddenly he said "LEFT HERE!! *pointing* " I slow down from 40 to around 20mph braking hard while turning, but it was still too fast and I lost traction, I could've made it if the road was a bit wider but... I ended up in a ditch. The front bumped snapped off, and I was stuck for a a minute or two, but luckily I was able to reverse out of the ditch, and since the bumper was held together by plastic clips I was able to snap them back on, no damage noticeable

- currently it's been a month since I've gotten my car, and I'm not even thinking about fixing the damage on my rear bumper and broken tail light until it's been at least 3-4 monthes because even though I got pretty lucky so far, I have a feeling this isn't the end of my close calls

life goes on..
Clutch3
Profile Joined April 2003
United States1344 Posts
April 25 2007 13:02 GMT
#86
On April 25 2007 21:24 Coagulation wrote:
i CAN beleive its not butter.


LMAO! For some reason that cracked me up.

As someone else already mentioned, I'm absolutely terrible at BW. Even worse, when I do have time to play (perhaps twice a month), I usually end up playing BGH because I don't want to waste any time finding a game and don't want to have to worry about sucking too much for my partners.
mAKiTO
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Colombia4177 Posts
April 25 2007 13:22 GMT
#87
On April 25 2007 21:58 kimseongchan wrote:
- the 3rd day I got my car I reversed into my garage ( first time learning stick, I was self-teaching myself, I under estimated reverse gear) I broke my right tail light, and crushed in my bumper

- around a week later I went too fast on a turn and almost slid right into a statue thing by a church

- this tuesday I was driving into a curve, went too fast (and I've been in a "drifting mood" these days) and started sliding. I almost spun out, swerving to the left and right 3-4 times before I finally regained control, scared the shit out of my friend. That night on the way home I was being stupid, and on the phone. I needed to turn around, so went into a parking lot but couldn't make the turn all the way. I was in a hurry so I reversed as fast as I could, and it was dark so I couldn't see shit... I backed into a tree.

- yesterday I underestimated the slickness of roads when it rains, I was giving my friend a ride and suddenly he said "LEFT HERE!! *pointing* " I slow down from 40 to around 20mph braking hard while turning, but it was still too fast and I lost traction, I could've made it if the road was a bit wider but... I ended up in a ditch. The front bumped snapped off, and I was stuck for a a minute or two, but luckily I was able to reverse out of the ditch, and since the bumper was held together by plastic clips I was able to snap them back on, no damage noticeable

- currently it's been a month since I've gotten my car, and I'm not even thinking about fixing the damage on my rear bumper and broken tail light until it's been at least 3-4 monthes because even though I got pretty lucky so far, I have a feeling this isn't the end of my close calls



rofl, dude i remember when i first started driving stick i almost crashed so many times
No quiero soñar mil veces las mismas cosas
mikeymoo
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada7170 Posts
April 25 2007 13:37 GMT
#88
On April 25 2007 22:22 mAKiTO wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2007 21:58 kimseongchan wrote:
- the 3rd day I got my car I reversed into my garage ( first time learning stick, I was self-teaching myself, I under estimated reverse gear) I broke my right tail light, and crushed in my bumper

- around a week later I went too fast on a turn and almost slid right into a statue thing by a church

- this tuesday I was driving into a curve, went too fast (and I've been in a "drifting mood" these days) and started sliding. I almost spun out, swerving to the left and right 3-4 times before I finally regained control, scared the shit out of my friend. That night on the way home I was being stupid, and on the phone. I needed to turn around, so went into a parking lot but couldn't make the turn all the way. I was in a hurry so I reversed as fast as I could, and it was dark so I couldn't see shit... I backed into a tree.

- yesterday I underestimated the slickness of roads when it rains, I was giving my friend a ride and suddenly he said "LEFT HERE!! *pointing* " I slow down from 40 to around 20mph braking hard while turning, but it was still too fast and I lost traction, I could've made it if the road was a bit wider but... I ended up in a ditch. The front bumped snapped off, and I was stuck for a a minute or two, but luckily I was able to reverse out of the ditch, and since the bumper was held together by plastic clips I was able to snap them back on, no damage noticeable

- currently it's been a month since I've gotten my car, and I'm not even thinking about fixing the damage on my rear bumper and broken tail light until it's been at least 3-4 monthes because even though I got pretty lucky so far, I have a feeling this isn't the end of my close calls



rofl, dude i remember when i first started driving stick i almost crashed so many times


Didn't have nearly as much happen, but I DID stall twice in the same intersection >_<. And the guy behind me flicked me off as if I'm suppoed to know what I'm doing. And there's a big fricking sign on the back of the car that says "STDENT DRIVER - STANDARD SHIFT CAR". Asshole.
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rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
April 25 2007 13:56 GMT
#89
I'm weird. I'm introverted, I keep to myself, and I'm lazy. I probably have some kind of anxiety disorder because I worry about everything. I've gained weight over the last semester and so I hope to get rid of it soon so I can get some fucking self-esteem back.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
Dustin
Profile Joined February 2007
United States225 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-04-25 13:59:06
April 25 2007 13:58 GMT
#90
On April 25 2007 19:19 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
I want to have anal sex with a woman someday.


When was the last time you even saw your penis?




I haven't showered in over 4 days...and I dont plan to anytime soon.
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
April 25 2007 14:02 GMT
#91
On April 25 2007 20:12 IntoTheWow wrote:
I like to play when walking in the street "not stepping on the lines" that are on the ground. Sometimes i dont realize and start walking evry weird to "win". Until i do notice it and start walking normal again :#

I like to play "dodge the cannonballs" as I walk through parking lots. The painted lines resemble cannons and they shoot out cannonballs, and my objective is to step over any areas that are in the path of a cannon. I imagine if you were to watch me coming, I would periodically look to the sides to see where the lines are, then step funny to avoid stepping in the paths of those lines.

If the parking lot is empty, then I usually try to avoid stepping on the actual cannons (lines) too. But if faced with the dilemna of stepping in the path of a cannonball or on a cannon itself, I instinctively choose the latter.
rpf
Profile Blog Joined January 2007
United States2705 Posts
April 25 2007 14:06 GMT
#92
I just masturbated.
"A fear of weapons is a sign of retarded sexual and emotional maturity." - Sigmund Freud
LuMiX
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
China5757 Posts
April 25 2007 14:08 GMT
#93
I just took a shit, and someone went to the urinal which is next to the stall i was shitting...and he stood there for like 5 minutes...maybe he liked the smell? =/
gokai
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States812 Posts
April 25 2007 14:09 GMT
#94
I've realize lately that's it really hard to change who I am. Growing always wanting to always improve myself in anyway, it's beginning to make me hella sad.
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
April 25 2007 14:10 GMT
#95
On April 25 2007 22:58 Dustin wrote:
I haven't showered in over 4 days...and I dont plan to anytime soon.

In elementary school and in the first year or two of high school, it was standard for me to shower once a week (at most).

Nowadays, on average I shower once every 3 to 4 days, and sometimes I have gone for a whole week without showering (this includes washing my hair, by the way). My primary motivation for showering is if I am going to be meeting a girl later that day and haven't showered in 2-3 days. So if I don't see any girls for a while then I tend to just let myself go =P.
Kennigit *
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Canada19447 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-04-25 14:12:01
April 25 2007 14:11 GMT
#96
In "RL" im the complete anti-nerd. Infact almost none of my friends know of my teamliquid existence. I play varsity soccer, party/club way too much, im popular with almost everyone i meet and the feeling is mutual. I dont want to sound like an arrogant asshole no matter how that came out - thats just who i am in real life :p . Oh and i tried my very best to hide my arrogance online because i get offended very easily and people are more prone to it on the internet when they cant see you .

I think Rek said it best - "i'm good at life".
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-04-25 14:13:36
April 25 2007 14:13 GMT
#97
On April 25 2007 22:56 rpf wrote:
I'm weird. I'm introverted, I keep to myself, and I'm lazy. I probably have some kind of anxiety disorder because I worry about everything. I've gained weight over the last semester and so I hope to get rid of it soon so I can get some fucking self-esteem back.

rpf, I think you need to stop reading topic and go read something more uplifting and entertaining. Like that Counter to All the Depressing Topics topic.

..... Wait nevermind, it looks like you've already taken care of that.
Headlines
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States482 Posts
April 25 2007 14:13 GMT
#98
I once called someone a "nappy headed hoe".
Dustin
Profile Joined February 2007
United States225 Posts
April 25 2007 14:20 GMT
#99
On April 25 2007 23:10 Bill307 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On April 25 2007 22:58 Dustin wrote:
I haven't showered in over 4 days...and I dont plan to anytime soon.

In elementary school and in the first year or two of high school, it was standard for me to shower once a week (at most).

Nowadays, on average I shower once every 3 to 4 days, and sometimes I have gone for a whole week without showering (this includes washing my hair, by the way). My primary motivation for showering is if I am going to be meeting a girl later that day and haven't showered in 2-3 days. So if I don't see any girls for a while then I tend to just let myself go =P.



Does anyone here ever scratch n' sniff their balls? It's the greatest!
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
April 25 2007 14:21 GMT
#100
When I play BW, I'm either in Having-Fun mode or Competitive mode. Sometimes when I'm in Competitive mode, I tell myself I'm the best brood war player in the world and envision myself winning against progamers (generally Terrans, but never zergs: even in my fantasies I'm still terrible at PvZ ). Especially if I'm about to play someone who's better than me.
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