(Vote): Nothing, i cant even turn the damn thing off
Hahaha, that reminds me of this anecdote:
A user phoned me and complained that her monitor was smoking, smelled of burning, the display had gone wrong, and the monitor was too hot to touch. I suggested that she switch the monitor off until an engineer could look at it.
Customer: "How do I do that?"
Customer: "How do I do that?"