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I-Emerge
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States435 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-26 14:45:02
December 26 2006 14:42 GMT
#1
This is Shortee. Have you seen her before? I was wonder what you guys think of her skills? To me they are so basic but you may not have ever seen something like this before.


This is I-Emerge
http://dmcworld.com/championships/archive/2004/video/2004dj1-56k.wvx
A punch is just a punch. Then a punch becomes more than a punch. A punch becomes just a punch again.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 26 2006 14:45 GMT
#2
it would help if she could stay in rhythm
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 10:41:23
December 26 2006 14:47 GMT
#3
I actually physically hate her more than I have ever hated anything before
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 26 2006 14:48 GMT
#4
Its like every motion she makes, every movement of her body is specially engineered to enrage me
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 26 2006 14:49 GMT
#5
The only thing that is keeping me from tracking her down and murdering her is the fact that in Hell I will have to spend eternity watching that video
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 26 2006 14:50 GMT
#6
If I were to overhear someone on the street say "Watch out, now" in the next 24 hours I would be forced to beat them until their face was a messy lump of goo
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
I-Emerge
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States435 Posts
December 26 2006 14:50 GMT
#7
lol why? I suppose that you have seen her before for you to "hate" her lol. Yea you are right though about her not being clean. The second one should be more to your liking.
A punch is just a punch. Then a punch becomes more than a punch. A punch becomes just a punch again.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
December 26 2006 14:51 GMT
#8
The editing of this video completely defeats the purpose.

I, too, find her strangely repulsive.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
I-Emerge
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States435 Posts
December 26 2006 14:53 GMT
#9
Rofl!!! Well it is true that you have to mix things up more and be short and sweet with each verse. Instead she overdoes is on every bar lol Well I just know that to some here she may be realy good but i guess you are not one of them.
A punch is just a punch. Then a punch becomes more than a punch. A punch becomes just a punch again.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 26 2006 14:54 GMT
#10
I want to grab her by the throat and shake her until her tits fall off
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
I-Emerge
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States435 Posts
December 26 2006 14:54 GMT
#11
Sigh her make-up is so caked on lol. I haven't seen her in years and I though that she looked better but w/e
A punch is just a punch. Then a punch becomes more than a punch. A punch becomes just a punch again.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-09-16 10:41:59
December 26 2006 14:55 GMT
#12
If she were to ever look me in the eye I would be reminded of that stupid hand thing she does every time she looks at the camera, so as a means of closure i would take her hands so that she may never poison the air around her in such a manner again
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
I-Emerge
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States435 Posts
December 26 2006 14:56 GMT
#13
Um...

Well check out the second one! That guy was like Savior now.
A punch is just a punch. Then a punch becomes more than a punch. A punch becomes just a punch again.
Way
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada565 Posts
December 26 2006 14:56 GMT
#14
i know the secret to fakesteve's previously existed high post count, 1 post per sentence.
zdd
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1463 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-26 14:59:05
December 26 2006 14:57 GMT
#15
so I-Emerge is that you in the second video?
All you need in life is a strong will to succeed and unrelenting determination. If you meet these prerequisites, you can become anything you want with absolutely no luck, fortune or natural ability.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 26 2006 14:57 GMT
#16
I will disassemble that contraption of hers, grind it to powder, and shoot it into her veins like heroin
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
December 26 2006 14:58 GMT
#17
She looks like she's more than her share of miscarriages.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 26 2006 14:59 GMT
#18
My only hope is that someday she completely misses and slices her finger right off on one of those vinyls, then somehow trips and half-swallows the finger in midair, effectively suffocating herself
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 26 2006 15:00 GMT
#19
I think the name 'Shortee' is ironic given her career prospects
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
December 26 2006 15:00 GMT
#20
I wonder how many club owner's faces she had to squat over to get that gig.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
December 26 2006 15:02 GMT
#21
No man could withstand that torture
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Stygg
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Sweden1100 Posts
December 26 2006 15:04 GMT
#22
I'd hit it
wine is fine but whiskey's quicker
I-Emerge
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States435 Posts
December 26 2006 15:10 GMT
#23
On December 26 2006 23:57 zdd wrote:
so I-emege is that you in the second video?


I was coming up as a semi pro with skills at a regenal level before he was even heard of. I got my screen name form him. I would have some world title easily by now like he does seeing as how I had reached the level of perfomace where I was asked for my autograph and was judging cooperate compettions.

I have done so much more but this is not about me. I am retired for the momoent because of my business activities in real estate. I still have all of my records and stuff as I am still among the best in the state. So I will return soon enough and in the mean time thought about posting some of my old stuff on YouTube as well.

P.S. Have you guys ever seen Dj Bands (2 or more Dj's make music and sounds like it is off of an album)?

http://dmcworld.com/championships/archive/2004/video/2004team1-56k.wvx
A punch is just a punch. Then a punch becomes more than a punch. A punch becomes just a punch again.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
December 26 2006 15:12 GMT
#24
So the simple answer is "no".
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
I-Emerge
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States435 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-26 15:19:02
December 26 2006 15:16 GMT
#25
On December 27 2006 00:12 BroOd wrote:
So the simple answer is "no".


Yes it is lol

Although, I was trying to make a post longer than 2 lines or so. I am realy trying to share this art form with you guys like I have tried to in the past but people were not interested in seeing guys who happen to be the best perform music that is not in theiir catagory of interest.

Also there was a thread that let people tell the community how they came up with their name but I was not able to post around that time. I had computer issues back then. I was just giving a little back story to why I chose my name. Instead of posting in old topics I choe to answer the question with additions.
A punch is just a punch. Then a punch becomes more than a punch. A punch becomes just a punch again.
Bruceling
Profile Joined May 2006
United States392 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-26 15:16:58
December 26 2006 15:16 GMT
#26
in light of fakesteve...

she sucks dick...I-Emerge though was good as hell ever heard of sirscratch?



i like the thing he does just before the end
poop
evanthebouncy!
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States12796 Posts
December 26 2006 15:17 GMT
#27
fakesteve much post lacking? :p
Life is run, it is dance, it is fast, passionate and BAM!, you dance and sing and booze while you can for now is the time and time is mine. Smile and laugh when still can for now is the time and soon you die!
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
December 26 2006 15:19 GMT
#28
this sounds stupid, dj's simply take a nice classic song and fuck it up.
It's better to burn out than to fade away
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10831 Posts
December 26 2006 15:22 GMT
#29
On December 27 2006 00:19 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
this sounds stupid, dj's simply take a nice classic song and fuck it up.


while many DJs are technically talented, this is more often than not the case it would seem.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
I-Emerge
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States435 Posts
December 26 2006 15:24 GMT
#30
Yes I have this video at home. He is jsut a crow pleaser lol. I can do everthing he does better as well as most other I know. The thing is that he is realy good at showmenship. Also his fame comes from the fact that his country is lacking high skill to the point that he was the best. But when he verses the rest of the world he is very weak. I must say that over the years of me seeing him he has improved a lot. Also more Tuntablist need to aquire the level of showmenship that he has.

Good video!
A punch is just a punch. Then a punch becomes more than a punch. A punch becomes just a punch again.
I-Emerge
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States435 Posts
December 26 2006 15:30 GMT
#31
On December 27 2006 00:22 BroOd wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 27 2006 00:19 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
this sounds stupid, dj's simply take a nice classic song and fuck it up.


while many DJs are technically talented, this is more often than not the case it would seem.


I agree!

One of the first breakthroughs I had was when I found out why I kept beating everyone untill I versed Lazy Boy (Laz-E-Boy). He had the showmenship of Sirscratch with the scratching skills of I-Emerge. I thought that he was too simple and so I kept learning the hardest juggling techniques but on stage those are very hard to pull off. Also the non-savy didn't understand what I was doing so I learn to become more balanced.
A punch is just a punch. Then a punch becomes more than a punch. A punch becomes just a punch again.
DeadVessel
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
United States6269 Posts
December 26 2006 15:40 GMT
#32
I agree with Steve, the first video was possibly the most annoying thing I've ever heard/
Doctorasul
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Romania1145 Posts
December 26 2006 17:02 GMT
#33
Stop messing with real artists' music.
"I believe in Spinoza's god who reveals himself in the harmony of all that exists, but not in a god who concerns himself with the fate and actions of human beings." - Albert Einstein
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
December 26 2006 17:25 GMT
#34
On December 27 2006 02:02 Doctorasul wrote:
Stop messing with real artists' music.
It's better to burn out than to fade away
bboyldy
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Korea (North)664 Posts
December 26 2006 17:39 GMT
#35
steve, your fake.
expressing myself through the form of dancing
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
December 26 2006 17:53 GMT
#36
On December 27 2006 02:25 KrAzYfoOL wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 27 2006 02:02 Doctorasul wrote:
Stop messing with real artists' music.


...
uhjoo
Profile Joined October 2004
Korea (South)1740 Posts
December 26 2006 17:54 GMT
#37
FS's posts in this thread are... simply art

FS you're a true artist i'm busting my gut
i want bubbles the warrior monkey back
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
December 26 2006 17:54 GMT
#38


my favorite dmc performance, i-emerge what who and what are you favorite DJs, dmcs.
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
December 26 2006 18:01 GMT
#39
I don't know what he's doing most of the time but this is sick

nysikto
Profile Joined March 2005
Norway337 Posts
December 26 2006 18:20 GMT
#40
kinda sucks blowed up the rythm 90% of the time
MaNg0
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States675 Posts
December 26 2006 19:16 GMT
#41
i think pfel's performance was wayyyy better than iemerg's even after he released a "fixed" version outside of the comptetition.

lololol
Profile Joined February 2006
5198 Posts
December 26 2006 19:19 GMT
#42
FakeSteve ThankYou ForSaving MyTime.
I'll call Nada.
Cpt Obvious
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
Germany3073 Posts
December 26 2006 19:23 GMT
#43
thoughi found fakesteve's posts highly annoying, he basically nailed it.

she sucks, but not in a sexual way xD
Nobody ever reads signatures of people like me, do they?
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
December 26 2006 19:38 GMT
#44
you could seriously just google "dj" and find someone better than her.
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
December 26 2006 19:45 GMT
#45
i used a turn table it's fucking easy.
It's better to burn out than to fade away
Danka
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Peru1018 Posts
December 26 2006 20:22 GMT
#46
that was awful to listen to.
Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain
Vin{MBL}
Profile Blog Joined September 2006
5185 Posts
December 26 2006 20:33 GMT
#47
steve !?!?!
5posts in a row?
edit button plz?
I-Emerge
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States435 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-27 01:08:21
December 27 2006 00:53 GMT
#48
On December 27 2006 02:54 zulu_nation8 wrote:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iX3aCqu0G3k

my favorite dmc performance, i-emerge what who and what are you favorite DJs, dmcs.


Craze
C2C
I-Emerge
Akakabe
VinRoc (ITF not DMC)
Percision
Perseaus
Shifty
Qbert
Netik
A-Trak
Do Boy
Babu
Super Dave
Kentaro
Dexter
P-Trix
Sinister
Precyse

And many more...

As you can see I like people who are balanced like A-track or who are pure Juggling like Precision. Most of the people who I added I have known throughout my carrer like Perseaus who told me that he was not going to quit untill he won a US DMC. I was so happy the next battle season when he fullfilled his dream. Also Do Boy won a battle 10 minutes walking distance form my house and was the first person I havd ever seen juggle. That same battle happen to be Perseaus's first battle and he was 16.

Even Dini and I went to UMass Amherst for college together and he was my roommate during my first regional battle in NY. He became my mentor and him and Laz-E-Boy along with me were the top in the new england. I even performed a team routine with Mr.Sinister and I beat him in 1v1 b-ball lol. It is funny when the pros are all around you and you know who they are . Like shifty who goes to Harvard now. I should catch up with him hmmm.

Man I didn't think that this post would make me want to battle again. This post has brought back so many memories of good times. I started this post because I got a new computer for Christmas and on my old one I couldn't hear YouTube stuff so I got caught up in the posts where people post YouTube stuff. I have been wanting to do the same thing for so long. Well I am gone for now I put shortee out there to get your attention but below are soem very good ones.


P.S. Since this is my first time trying to post Youtube stuff like the video at the top of this post but I can't seem to do it, can someone tell me how to make mines show up like the one above? I am new to YouTube. Thanks for your help.

A punch is just a punch. Then a punch becomes more than a punch. A punch becomes just a punch again.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-12-27 02:57:54
December 27 2006 02:53 GMT
#49
Yeah, that woman was annoying, and really sucked too. I'd like to throw one of those records at her face.

The group that did that song the stupid whore was doing sucked ass as well.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
HiFi
Profile Joined February 2004
United States518 Posts
December 28 2006 16:02 GMT
#50
On December 26 2006 23:49 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
The only thing that is keeping me from tracking her down and murdering her is the fact that in Hell I will have to spend eternity watching that video
i actually find this funny..
dont spam ya apm, no good 4 ya health
humblegar
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Norway883 Posts
December 28 2006 16:45 GMT
#51
On December 27 2006 00:00 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
I think the name 'Shortee' is ironic given her career prospects


She's been doing it for a while it seems...
2001

To my untrained ear this really hurts, especially from 1:55 and on.
But in the age of numanuma and star wars kid, who knows :p

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