EPTHigh Thread - Page 178
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Kennelie
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Jawa~
United States291 Posts
I've got like 40 VOD's to watch and nothign to do for the next 4 hours.. oh yeahhhhhhhhhhhhh | ||
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Pawsom
United States928 Posts
On February 28 2009 10:20 Kennelie wrote: Pawsom even thou I love mgmt and the rocantours I do have to say the #1 on that list would be 311.  Ya they're all good hahah | ||
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Duke
United States1106 Posts
this is really old by now, but it gives a nice warm fuzzy feeling to read. give it a go if you missed it. | ||
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AmorVincitOmnia
Kenya3846 Posts
Now, I’m sure if you really were running Kellogg’s and you were still reading my bullshit all the way down to this, you must be thinking, “Why the hell would we stick our necks out like that for pot smokers?” And of course the answer to that question would be, because we buy your shit, motherfucker. lol. | ||
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fanatacist
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
On March 01 2009 04:26 Duke wrote: http://blog.joerogan.net/archives/454 this is really old by now, but it gives a nice warm fuzzy feeling to read. give it a go if you missed it. haha this is hella KICK ASS letter ahahaha, and it's kind of funny i would personally agree to many of the statements he made. I've thought of things like that before, such as the effects of cannabis vs the effects of alcohol, safety issues concerning both such as driving under the influence of either one, and OBVIOUSLY, alcohol imposes a far greater threat in safety. Funny thing is, right now im taking a law management class at school. My professor is a very very incredibly successful business lawyer from downtown seattle, VERY good teacher. Anyways, one day he had a recently retired washington superior court judge come in to lecture; Our teacher told us he would answer almost any question, questions that he would not answer in front of media. The question came up concerning marijuana and he said that even himself and many other judges think that it's just a big waste of resources and he wouldn't mind it being legalized (not so much advocating it but just neutral on the subject i guess). Even he, himself, knows that marijuana poses no real threats to society, they could be spending their resources better on catching "real" criminals (eg murderes robbers etc). On March 01 2009 06:12 fanatacist wrote: I had salvia twice in the past few days... I heard voices telling me to do dangerous things... I barely resisted... lol... don't listen to the voices.... =( | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
So I was sitting behind my house smoking salvia, smoked a sick bowl, each puff making the world spin faster. I get up. I sit back down. Voice 1 started, it was like my voice but more evil sounding, and it said the following things (italics is voice 1, I am plain... yes I argued with myself in my mind): Come on get up you have to go out and buy some drinks, you have none left. But I can barely walk how will I drive? Aw stop being a vagina, you know it's all automatic anyways, it doesn't take thought or skill But I won't be able to react fast enough *I start walking up the hill to my front door* The car is right there come on, it's only 5 miles to the grocery and it's 11 pm, there will be no one on the roads! Shut up dude I don't want to die. What are you doing? Why are you taking the key out? I know you can't open the door -- I fumble the key into the lock for about a minute and a guy walking down the street stares at me the entire time-- That guy thinks you're retarded, he knows you should be going out and quenching that thirst Fuck him I don't care, I will open this fucking door eventually You've made 0 progress in thirty seconds, how long does it take to open a door dumbass? FUCK YOU SHUT UP -- I open the door and start walking down the stairs in darkness, as Voice 2 comes in. It's a nasal female voice (bolded) -- Hey dumbass I hope you fall and bust your head open on these stairs in the darkness Yea hold onto the railings you pussy Oh shit you dropped your house keys, how are you going to find them? Hahahaha look at you fumbling in the dark for your keys, are you retarded? Go up up the stairs and turn the light on... If you can make it that far hahaha FUCK YOU BOTH I WILL MAKE IT -- I turn on the light and find my keys as the voices keep mocking me -- Yea yea walk to your room and cower in fear you dumb fuck What are you going to do? Play starcraft? You can't even walk down the stairs and hold a pair of keys, how will you even turn on the computer dipshit LOL look at how you fumble to find the power cord and head phones, you are so screwed. And you're thirsty as fuck, did you forget to drink the tap water? Hahaha you have to because you didn't buy a drink What? Really? What a pussy. Surrender your testicles at the door. FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK ASS ^ I said that out loud Getting frustrated? Prepare to go 0-10 on ICCup motherfucker. Seriously, you think you can stay at D+? Please. D+? Not C- anymore? HAha noob I can make it stfu LOL sure As I set up the computer the voices slowly drifted away.. I can't believe I do this drug voluntarily and multiple times... | ||
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iNfeRnaL
Germany1908 Posts
However if I had to post in here every time I smoke / or always when I'm stoned then half of the thread would consist out of my spam lol. | ||
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BlueRoyaL
United States2493 Posts
On March 01 2009 09:41 iNfeRnaL wrote: lol I never saw this thread before. However if I had to post in here every time I smoke / or always when I'm stoned then half of the thread would consist out of my spam lol. i dunno about that man.. =p there's a lotta big time potheads in hurr | ||
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Pawsom
United States928 Posts
On March 01 2009 09:03 fanatacist wrote: To elaborate since I'm bored... So I was sitting behind my house smoking salvia, smoked a sick bowl, each puff making the world spin faster. I get up. I sit back down. Voice 1 started, it was like my voice but more evil sounding, and it said the following things (italics is voice 1, I am plain... yes I argued with myself in my mind): Come on get up you have to go out and buy some drinks, you have none left. But I can barely walk how will I drive? Aw stop being a vagina, you know it's all automatic anyways, it doesn't take thought or skill But I won't be able to react fast enough *I start walking up the hill to my front door* The car is right there come on, it's only 5 miles to the grocery and it's 11 pm, there will be no one on the roads! Shut up dude I don't want to die. What are you doing? Why are you taking the key out? I know you can't open the door -- I fumble the key into the lock for about a minute and a guy walking down the street stares at me the entire time-- That guy thinks you're retarded, he knows you should be going out and quenching that thirst Fuck him I don't care, I will open this fucking door eventually You've made 0 progress in thirty seconds, how long does it take to open a door dumbass? FUCK YOU SHUT UP -- I open the door and start walking down the stairs in darkness, as Voice 2 comes in. It's a nasal female voice (bolded) -- Hey dumbass I hope you fall and bust your head open on these stairs in the darkness Yea hold onto the railings you pussy Oh shit you dropped your house keys, how are you going to find them? Hahahaha look at you fumbling in the dark for your keys, are you retarded? Go up up the stairs and turn the light on... If you can make it that far hahaha FUCK YOU BOTH I WILL MAKE IT -- I turn on the light and find my keys as the voices keep mocking me -- Yea yea walk to your room and cower in fear you dumb fuck What are you going to do? Play starcraft? You can't even walk down the stairs and hold a pair of keys, how will you even turn on the computer dipshit LOL look at how you fumble to find the power cord and head phones, you are so screwed. And you're thirsty as fuck, did you forget to drink the tap water? Hahaha you have to because you didn't buy a drink What? Really? What a pussy. Surrender your testicles at the door. FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK ASS ^ I said that out loud Getting frustrated? Prepare to go 0-10 on ICCup motherfucker. Seriously, you think you can stay at D+? Please. D+? Not C- anymore? HAha noob I can make it stfu LOL sure As I set up the computer the voices slowly drifted away.. I can't believe I do this drug voluntarily and multiple times... lol holy fuck i read that all dude and like got into it fuck man loll. i smoked some really nice stuff today. I dunno what it was, just really good chrons Now im enjoying delicious pizza from the best pizza place ever. | ||
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Jawa~
United States291 Posts
omg I'm totally wigging out | ||
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ulszz
Jamaica1787 Posts
On March 02 2009 06:45 Jawa~ wrote: Dude if you want to freak yourself out, get stoned and listen to THE WASTELAND audiobook. omg I'm totally wigging out im giong to try this now edit idk which version u listening to.. i just found some reading of it w/e | ||
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On March 01 2009 14:38 Pawsom wrote: + Show Spoiler + On March 01 2009 09:03 fanatacist wrote: To elaborate since I'm bored... So I was sitting behind my house smoking salvia, smoked a sick bowl, each puff making the world spin faster. I get up. I sit back down. Voice 1 started, it was like my voice but more evil sounding, and it said the following things (italics is voice 1, I am plain... yes I argued with myself in my mind): Come on get up you have to go out and buy some drinks, you have none left. But I can barely walk how will I drive? Aw stop being a vagina, you know it's all automatic anyways, it doesn't take thought or skill But I won't be able to react fast enough *I start walking up the hill to my front door* The car is right there come on, it's only 5 miles to the grocery and it's 11 pm, there will be no one on the roads! Shut up dude I don't want to die. What are you doing? Why are you taking the key out? I know you can't open the door -- I fumble the key into the lock for about a minute and a guy walking down the street stares at me the entire time-- That guy thinks you're retarded, he knows you should be going out and quenching that thirst Fuck him I don't care, I will open this fucking door eventually You've made 0 progress in thirty seconds, how long does it take to open a door dumbass? FUCK YOU SHUT UP -- I open the door and start walking down the stairs in darkness, as Voice 2 comes in. It's a nasal female voice (bolded) -- Hey dumbass I hope you fall and bust your head open on these stairs in the darkness Yea hold onto the railings you pussy Oh shit you dropped your house keys, how are you going to find them? Hahahaha look at you fumbling in the dark for your keys, are you retarded? Go up up the stairs and turn the light on... If you can make it that far hahaha FUCK YOU BOTH I WILL MAKE IT -- I turn on the light and find my keys as the voices keep mocking me -- Yea yea walk to your room and cower in fear you dumb fuck What are you going to do? Play starcraft? You can't even walk down the stairs and hold a pair of keys, how will you even turn on the computer dipshit LOL look at how you fumble to find the power cord and head phones, you are so screwed. And you're thirsty as fuck, did you forget to drink the tap water? Hahaha you have to because you didn't buy a drink What? Really? What a pussy. Surrender your testicles at the door. FUCK FUCK SHIT FUCK ASS ^ I said that out loud Getting frustrated? Prepare to go 0-10 on ICCup motherfucker. Seriously, you think you can stay at D+? Please. D+? Not C- anymore? HAha noob I can make it stfu LOL sure As I set up the computer the voices slowly drifted away.. I can't believe I do this drug voluntarily and multiple times... lol holy fuck i read that all dude and like got into it fuck man loll. i smoked some really nice stuff today. I dunno what it was, just really good chrons Now im enjoying delicious pizza from the best pizza place ever. Lol I'll post more | ||
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
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MiniRoman
Canada3953 Posts
\ i've had shrooms since november ;( what is wrong with me/ i feel sooo old. | ||
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QuoC
United States724 Posts
didnt know you wrote that lol sickk | ||
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zizou21
United States3683 Posts
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On March 03 2009 06:27 QuoC wrote: woah fanatacist that's fuckeing crazy.. lawl more yo didnt know you wrote that lol sickk Lol I'm getting shrooms next. I wonder where I will go then! | ||
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Sanity.
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