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Duke
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1106 Posts
December 12 2008 17:57 GMT
#3161
amor was probably dry and/or fiending at the time, can't blame him :D
MiniRoman
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Canada3953 Posts
December 12 2008 18:01 GMT
#3162
Finally I'm free from papers! I must celebrate by getting even more higher than usual? I bought new bong before paper #2 to give me the strenght to presevere on so how should i celebrate the end of assignments OO.
Nak Allstar.
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
December 12 2008 19:19 GMT
#3163
It was purple I tell you! Purple!
Just like that box of raisin bran crunch.
OO MAN, you shoulda been there.
=(.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
December 12 2008 19:38 GMT
#3164
On December 12 2008 23:24 EleanorRIgby wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 12 2008 22:56 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
yeah i don't know if i'd brag about getting busted 3 times

but go canada


Where was i bragging. Alot of people talk about marajuana laws in this thread and i thought i would throw in my 2 cents.


okie.

speaking of pot laws, any one following this?
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
December 12 2008 22:29 GMT
#3165
Wake and bake for a hangover = best idea ever. Headache has disappeared and my nausea is subsiding quickly, I feel like dancing instead of sleeping. Hurrah!

Ps I know I'm stoned because the first thing I did was text my friend advising him on how a small cone/bowl for a hangover is the best thing ever in some long winded explanation that took about half an hour to write about.

Then I got on my computer and emailed my girlfriend two URL's to ear wax cleaning information.

Oh, and I woke up on the floor of some Japanese family's rec room, and they would NOT stop screaming.
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
December 12 2008 23:47 GMT
#3166
Hahahaha great job man :D
ulszz
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
Jamaica1787 Posts
December 13 2008 01:09 GMT
#3167
hahaha smurg reps it
everliving, everfaithful, eversure
Card5harko6
Profile Joined December 2008
United States90 Posts
December 13 2008 01:21 GMT
#3168
Well hello fellow smokers/members of tl! I have been lurking here for about 4 years... In fact, I think I have read every Op in the general forum since then. lol

Also being a stoner myself, I have followed this thread since its creation. I can't tell you guys how much I have learned from coming here. Not to mention the countless hours spent watching the most ridiculous videos. (thx travis!)

Anyways... I never really had the motivation to register until now. The reason I decided it was finally time to register was because of what recently happened to me.

So I moved back in with my parents a few months ago so I could stay in college and everything was going great until last weekend. My parents are incredibly against weed and any other substance thats not my Asthma medication, so I have had to smoke in my car, or at friends places. Well last wknd I accidentally left my phone out in the living room when I went to class. 2 hours later when I return home, both my parents are sitting in the living room looking at my phone. At first I try to play it cool and just ask for my phone before going to my room, but I was fucked. They had read all of my texts ( yeah I know I should have deleted them) including many texts about weed/alcohol etc. Not only that, but they took the liberty to completely ransack my room and car and found all my goods. They found, and threw away, a half oz of high mids, my bong, 2 bowls, a grinder, and my fake bladder!

Nevertheless, I have learned quite a bit from this and as a warning to anyone else who is staying at home. DELETE INCRIMINATING TXTS
lol
Rekrul: It's an ancient strategy that many nowadays say is outdated ... It's like the broadsword to today's guns. But if you're not expecting it: You can get your head cut off.
SpiralArchitect
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States2116 Posts
December 13 2008 01:25 GMT
#3169
Rule #1 - Dont use texts. Just call people, that way there is no written information of what you were saying or doing.

Rule #2 - When living with parents a safe or lockbox may be necessary.
TeamLiquids #1 illiterate writer, writin dem wordz is de hardz.
Card5harko6
Profile Joined December 2008
United States90 Posts
December 13 2008 01:30 GMT
#3170
Yeah...I recently acquired a nice lockbox that I keep in my car.
And I would call people but no one does it anymore. I guarantee if I called my friends/dealers all the time, they would just not answer and shoot me a text. T.T

Rekrul: It's an ancient strategy that many nowadays say is outdated ... It's like the broadsword to today's guns. But if you're not expecting it: You can get your head cut off.
Epicfailguy
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Norway893 Posts
December 13 2008 01:53 GMT
#3171
Man thats harsh, I would be extremely pissed off if my parents went through my text messages.
Its a total disregard for your privacy.

Anyway, best of luck and welcome to the forums :-)
TryThis
Profile Joined February 2007
Canada1522 Posts
December 13 2008 07:45 GMT
#3172
i can sorta picture my parents doing soemthing like that, but i've always been super careful cause i know they are fucked.
my mom caught a bag of weed one day when she did my laundry, even though i usually do my own, she was "being nice" she found a bag of weed in some jeans, and said if she ever caught any on me again she'd call the cop on me...her son, like fuck .....

now i'm just really careful, but still use texts
Dwell
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
December 13 2008 09:50 GMT
#3173
drunk drunk drunk drunk...

whoops wrong thread.

this one is still cool, though.
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
Ry-Masta-T
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States478 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-15 05:49:37
December 15 2008 05:48 GMT
#3174
Haha once over the summer my mom was driving my car and found my pipe. I walked into the room and saw her in the kitchen washing it out and I was freaked the fuck out, but i played it cool and was just like "hai". And she hands it to me and goes "This was smelling pretty bad in your car, you might want to clean it more often."

OMG I LOVE MY MOTHER :D:D
Speak the word...
Card5harko6
Profile Joined December 2008
United States90 Posts
December 15 2008 07:45 GMT
#3175
Omg trade mothers plz?

Lol... jk
I know my mom means well she doesn't understand weed... or computers...
Rekrul: It's an ancient strategy that many nowadays say is outdated ... It's like the broadsword to today's guns. But if you're not expecting it: You can get your head cut off.
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
December 15 2008 10:15 GMT
#3176
http://vimeo.com/2503976

pretty hilarious stuff. caw caw christmas!
GearitUP
Profile Joined November 2008
United States337 Posts
Last Edited: 2008-12-15 13:32:10
December 15 2008 12:56 GMT
#3177
damn,,, i actually called up my friend to sell me weed when i havent smoked in 3 years because of this post.... hmmm
EDIT: LMFAO!!!! WATCH THE VIDEO
Own<Owned<Ownt<Pwn<Pwned<PwnT< YOU NEWB!
AmorVincitOmnia
Profile Joined March 2005
Kenya3846 Posts
December 15 2008 17:13 GMT
#3178
On December 15 2008 14:48 Ry-Masta-T wrote:
Haha once over the summer my mom was driving my car and found my pipe. I walked into the room and saw her in the kitchen washing it out and I was freaked the fuck out, but i played it cool and was just like "hai". And she hands it to me and goes "This was smelling pretty bad in your car, you might want to clean it more often."

OMG I LOVE MY MOTHER :D:D


haha

yeah you know a girl loves you when she'll clean your pieces.

i hate doing it, so nasty.
r.i.p. Bud Shank May 27, 1926 - April 2, 2009
Ry-Masta-T
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
United States478 Posts
December 15 2008 20:14 GMT
#3179
On December 15 2008 19:15 thopol wrote:
http://vimeo.com/2503976

pretty hilarious stuff. caw caw christmas!

Wow... I watched that entirely too sober.
Speak the word...
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6776 Posts
December 15 2008 20:54 GMT
#3180
On December 16 2008 02:13 AmorVincitOmnia wrote:
Show nested quote +
On December 15 2008 14:48 Ry-Masta-T wrote:
Haha once over the summer my mom was driving my car and found my pipe. I walked into the room and saw her in the kitchen washing it out and I was freaked the fuck out, but i played it cool and was just like "hai". And she hands it to me and goes "This was smelling pretty bad in your car, you might want to clean it more often."

OMG I LOVE MY MOTHER :D:D


haha

yeah you know a girl loves you when she'll clean your pieces.

i hate doing it, so nasty.


That totally reminds me of a scene in eddy murphy's Coming to America
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