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Eatme
Switzerland3919 Posts
 Impressive to have pulled this off for such a long time. Started to think something was up when I saw its myspace. Like "all this stuff just cant be true"... But still didnt really have doubts about it being a girl, just a attention whore or something. Hats off. | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
I can say I was fooled 100%... mostly because I figured Eri had met 'her', and Eri is like, the most trustworthy person on this site so I never questioned it (and I still consider Eri to be completely trustworthy, I definitely understand the rationale behind what he did). All-in-all, I'm actually impressed with how long Zia kept it up... I mean, jesus... how many years are we talking about? I mean, I'll admit, years ago when I was like 17 or so for about a week or two I'd used a chick's name on B.net just to see what kind've reactions I'd get, but it got stupid pretty quick. As Saro said in what Naz quoted, this is more than just 'a simple joke'; pretending to be somebody you're not for several years indicates something else. Anyways, I really see no harm done by it (save for the Leg thread, you shouldn't fuck with people on serious issues like that... does anyone know if Zia really broke his leg, or was that just for attention?), so as far as I'm concerned, it was a well-played ruse. Which of course makes me think of how guys in general act towards females - which is understandable, except we tend to act the same way online as we would in real life; ie, giving them much more attention. Like the whole broken leg thing, honestly, with the exception of perhaps the mods, who else would have gotten THAT much attention/replies? I would like to think that anyone here would, but in the back of my head, I know that's not true, simply because Zia was a girl, and even though it makes no difference to us because this is someone we'll meet, this is just our natural protective male emotions playing through. Fortunately, the Zia character was just out for attention, as I believe honestly, money would have been donated... that's how serious it can get. Something like this just makes me more happy that I'm 100% secure in who I am to be completely honest, even to anonymous strangers on the internet who I'll probably never meet. Oh and, for some reason when I read this thread, I thought about this picture (look at Drone in the lower left). ^_^ | ||
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BlackJack
United States10574 Posts
Zia Robyn Holopainen Jutzi Hentasi Liimiatainen was born on July 24, 1985, (the same day as porn star Teagan Presley) to a crackhead mother and a father that was a drunk. Zia was born in Northern Seoul Korea and moved to Kyoto, Japan when she was 5 years old. During Zia's infancy, she was babysat by the sister of [NC]..Yellow. When Zia was young her mother passed away from a drug overdose. Zia moved out of her father's house to Sweden when she was 14 to experience the world. Being a 5th degree black belt in Tae kwon do, she worked as a Tae kwon do instructor, while she waited tables at the restaurant Kulan. In Sweden, Zia was gang raped by a Chinese acquintance, and three of his friends. Because of this, Zia hates the Chinese. Then she moved to Norway, whereat she chose not to make up any details about her life. Having graduated highschool at the age of 16, she moved to Helsinki, Finland for 3 years to take singing lessons from Nightwish lead singer Tarja Turen. She also used her stay in Finland to meet up with her long lost half-brother Jani Liimiatainen, guitarist for Sonata Arctica. Her two best friends in Finland were Alice and Bjorn. Alice was also multi-talented, being a foot model and an Opera singer. Zia became an Opera singer and toured the continents with her troupe. She sang "eeeeeeeeeverywhere." She took time out to enjoy life, go to a bunch of shows, learn how to surf, tone her body with exercise, etc. Zia worked as a foot model, and took pride in the exceptional care she gave to her feet. Zia was an avid body builder, working out at the gym for 3 hour sessions, 3+ times a week. It was at a gym in Finland that she met porn star Sylvia Saint. Zia is in medical history for dying for 2 seconds from an unknown illness that stopped her heart and shut down her nervous system. Sometime during her 3 year stay in Finland, she had to travel to Korea to be at her father's side. He passed away from alcohol poisoning. Zia moved to the United States in July 2005 to continue her education at UTC (University of Tennessee in Chattanooga). She purchased a 3,000 sq. ft. home in Ooltewah with her own money. Zia had an $11 million fortune. In the Fall of 2005, Zia entered the adult film industry, working for a side-project of Jilly Kelly Productions. She went by the stage name Euronymi, but later changed it to "Lii" She has a dvd released in Germany titled "5th ammendment." She quit the adult industry in early January of 2006. Zia created many friends and fans among fellow starlets. In springbreak '06 she even travelled to California where she played Mario Party with Jenna Haze & co. On January 22nd '06 Zia was hit in the driver's side of her car by a drunk driver, shattering her kneecap and leaving her in a wheelchair. Having almost no friends in the US, and without being able to walk, she became extremely depressed and spent a lot of her days crying on her friend's shoulder. On Valentine's day of 2006, Zia attempted suicide by stabbing herself in the chest with a boy scout knife. During Sonata Arctica's tour of the United States, the band stayed at Zia's house for one night before their show in Atlanta. Zia defeated lead singer Tony Kakko in arm wrestling multiple times. Zia took Jani into her bedroom and cried on his shoulder for a considerable amount of time. There, Jani told her that during the tour "he has ignored every single female offer and never invited anyone backstage the entire tour because ... he was waiting for me" Zia elaborates, "apparantly, he didn't touch a single girl throughout the tour just so he could get me in bed when he came over" On May 1, Zia traded in her wheel chair for crutches, and returned to normalcy. During the Summer, Zia worked at The Rush gym. Zia was a triple major in Psychology, Sociology, and Journalism, with a minor in Music Zia has maintained a 4.0 GPA throughout her entire academic career, never acheiving less than an A in a course. Zia was born with an unusually low white blood cell count that causes her to spend 6 months out of the year in and out of sickness. Zia's favorite color was Ceraline. Zia owned three cars. Zia rarely slept more than 4 hours in one night. Zia does not smoke or drink. Zia is an extremely proficient guitarist. Zia owned a 130kg dog named Cerberus. And a siberian husky named Athena that showed up on her doorstep in Finland. Zia receives free comcast because her neighbor is a comcast executive whose son is attracted to her. Zia once travelled to Greece where she gave mYm.Raven a blowjob. (Sorry Eri, she cheated on you  ) | ||
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22261 Posts
On September 16 2006 10:10 Eatme wrote: Started to think something was up when I saw its myspace. Like "all this stuff just cant be true"... But still didnt really have doubts about it being a girl, just a attention whore or something. Hats off. Hahahahahahahaha You want to know what's fucked up? I thought the EXACT same thing. Hell, I had Zia in like my top 8, and I read all the stuff she's done, and I'm like "Holy fuck she's done a lot more than I probably ever will! Is that even possible, how has she funded all these endeavors, etc.", but it never crossed my mind that it was untrue. I bought it 100%.  | ||
vGl-CoW
Belgium8305 Posts
On September 16 2006 10:13 BlackJack wrote: Mini-biography well this all sounds perfectly plausible | ||
Liquid`Drone
Norway28899 Posts
in hindsight I bought some stupid stuff and ignored a lot of obvious lies but jesus :D haha $11 million? I never asked about that either | ||
IntoTheWow
is awesome32282 Posts
On September 16 2006 05:09 BlackJack wrote: 1/22/2006 6:54:47 AM Zia we waited together 1/22/2006 6:54:50 AM Zia he was the new guy 1/22/2006 6:55:03 AM Zia we got to know each other pretty well and started going out and doing stuff 1/22/2006 6:55:06 AM Zia he lived like 1/22/2006 6:55:10 AM Zia 100 km away though 1/22/2006 6:55:13 AM Zia from my house 1/22/2006 6:55:23 AM Zia so it was pretty rare 1/22/2006 6:55:30 AM Zia but when we did, it would be an all day thing 1/22/2006 6:55:43 AM Zia involving everything from goofing off at the park to personal deep talks 1/22/2006 6:55:57 AM Zia eventually one day I invited him to my house 1/22/2006 6:56:07 AM Zia i was making some food 1/22/2006 6:56:13 AM Zia still can't remember what it was 1/22/2006 6:56:21 AM Zia I think crab legs 1/22/2006 6:56:24 AM Zia som sort of seafood 1/22/2006 6:56:24 AM Zia anyways 1/22/2006 6:56:27 AM Zia he came late 1/22/2006 6:56:28 AM Zia but when he cam 1/22/2006 6:56:40 AM Zia he came with 3 guys I've never seen before, and would not look me in the eye 1/22/2006 6:56:44 AM Zia they raped me 1/22/2006 6:56:48 AM Zia I was 15 1/22/2006 6:57:23 AM Zia I attended a the rapist until I was 16 (late 16, nearly a 2 year span) for suicidal thoughts 1/22/2006 6:57:59 AM Zia ok I can barely type I'm shaking so hard right now 1/22/2006 6:58:04 AM Zia forgive me | ||
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Veg
Canada2945 Posts
use them for doctors and police and firemen and others who actually perform impressive things what zia did is sad i wish i could email his parents to tell them how much of a dyke they raised | ||
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shimmy
Poland997 Posts
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Insane
United States4991 Posts
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DeadVessel
United States6269 Posts
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-WGT-Stars-
United States888 Posts
Lol,? wtf ;D Tl.net true? O_O! More metal than your mama's kettle says: yep More metal than your mama's kettle says: well More metal than your mama's kettle says: mostly More metal than your mama's kettle says: they left out very important details Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: hahah ;D i knew it t.t since you never posted new pictures and such lol More metal than your mama's kettle says: yeah dude More metal than your mama's kettle says: no biggie though Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: w.e everyone has fucked with people before ;p More metal than your mama's kettle says: yep. More metal than your mama's kettle says: it was fun times sometimes Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: you just did it in the biggest way possible tho Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: ;d More metal than your mama's kettle says: yeah dude. we kept her going for a long long long time Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: yea O.o Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: so how do you feel about it? ;D lol More metal than your mama's kettle says: *shrug(* More metal than your mama's kettle says: we tried to kill zia off More metal than your mama's kettle says: for a very long time More metal than your mama's kettle says: and we never could More metal than your mama's kettle says: but this time More metal than your mama's kettle says: we finally did More metal than your mama's kettle says: i'm actually sort of glad people found this out More metal than your mama's kettle says: because now, people will FINALLY stop thinking alexa is female Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: Lol Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: Alexa is w/e to ;d Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: still who ever was in those pictures of her Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: or him Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: was freaking hott Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: and whos pictures did you use? More metal than your mama's kettle says: well More metal than your mama's kettle says: the thing mani left out More metal than your mama's kettle says: is that zia wasn't a guy More metal than your mama's kettle says: she was 2 guys and 1 girl More metal than your mama's kettle says: 3 of us created her More metal than your mama's kettle says: and the picture of the girl is the girl who helped create/maintain her Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: who was the girl? o.o More metal than your mama's kettle says: uh More metal than your mama's kettle says: what do you mean? Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: who was teh girl helping you maintain her More metal than your mama's kettle says: what do you mean More metal than your mama's kettle says: she's a real life friend Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: oh lol Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: ok Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: O.o Blame it on the Weather, but im a Mess, and this darkness has me hating everyone. says: well dude this was a crazy act | ||
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Liquid`Drone
Norway28899 Posts
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-WGT-Stars-
United States888 Posts
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pooper-scooper
United States3108 Posts
Telling the truth is always easier and better, even if it is tough. | ||
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AngryLlama
United States1227 Posts
On September 16 2006 10:26 pooper-scooper wrote: Gotta say that I'm disapointed in Eri. But then again, Eri doesn't know me or anything, so he didn't owe me or anyone shit. Telling the truth is always easier and better, even if it is tough. after reading eriador's several post in this thread, i can honestly say, i don't feel anger toward him. don't know if that's because he's a great manipulater, but i've always gotten the feeling of trust and down-to-earthness. that might be just a lie too I'M SCARRED | ||
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OhThatDang
United States4685 Posts
in a way HONEST TEA's thread about how he loved the tl bot was forshadowing this event  so in a way, this was coming | ||
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RainingYayo
Canada1 Post
YOU DESERED TO GET TRICKED AND PLAYED BY HER ROFLLLLLLLLLLL | ||
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tKd_
United States2916 Posts
the sound of revenge ok forget it. but honestly this shuld be a crime! like faking your death. | ||
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Deleted User 3420
24492 Posts
anyways, amazingly, this is not the longest period of time ive known of a boy acting like a girl on a forum on another forum i used to post at, rstefan01.com, a guy acted like a girl for about 2.5 years(i dunno maybe zia was close to that) a guy on the forums "fell in love" with her and things got ugly/hilarious | ||
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