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HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-28 15:07:41
August 28 2006 15:06 GMT
#1
Your advice was rotten!

I'm never going to ask strangers online for personal advice AGAIN!

I recorded the whole conversation here.

and all I did was do what you guys told me to do!
returns upon momentous occasions.
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
August 28 2006 15:07 GMT
#2
.... Hahahahaha

Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
August 28 2006 15:10 GMT
#3
whose advice did you take... everyone's? she'd probably think you were schizophrenic then xD
kdog3682
Profile Joined September 2004
United States247 Posts
August 28 2006 15:13 GMT
#4
The best advice comes from freinds, not people on tl.net. The advice i give to freinds and the advice i give to you would be polar opposites.
Yes, shes mine regardless of how gosu my zvt is
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
August 28 2006 15:14 GMT
#5
ahahahaha
AUSSIESCUM
TeamLiquid eSTROgeneral #1 • RIP
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
August 28 2006 15:15 GMT
#6
he cant be serious...
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
August 28 2006 15:15 GMT
#7
oh god hahaha
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
Energies
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
Australia3225 Posts
August 28 2006 15:16 GMT
#8
You win, we lose.
"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder but dont nobody wanna lift no heavy ass weight" - Ronnie Coleman.
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
August 28 2006 15:21 GMT
#9
So, what really happened with this girl?
Million
Profile Joined April 2004
United States559 Posts
August 28 2006 15:21 GMT
#10
u r too good man
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
August 28 2006 15:22 GMT
#11
Honestea is in a state of delusional denial, simple as that. (I got a good laugh though. )
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
August 28 2006 15:24 GMT
#12
Good
Game
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27174 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-28 15:25:39
August 28 2006 15:25 GMT
#13
On August 29 2006 00:21 rpf289 wrote:
So, what really happened with this girl?


lol, i knew it would have to be explained to somebody, i should have taken bets.

read his post in this: http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=43064

then this: http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=43110

then this: http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=43225

then this all makes sense: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=26401&currentpage=105#2087
ModeratorGodfather
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
August 28 2006 15:31 GMT
#14
still a bit confused -____-"
EvilTeletubby
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
Baltimore, USA22259 Posts
August 28 2006 15:33 GMT
#15
HonestTea that was fucking genius.

Moderatorhttp://carbonleaf.yuku.com/topic/408/t/So-I-proposed-at-a-Carbon-Leaf-concert.html ***** RIP Geoff
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
August 28 2006 15:44 GMT
#16
On August 29 2006 00:22 QuietIdiot wrote:
Honestea is in a state of delusional denial, simple as that. (I got a good laugh though. )


I'm not delusional, TLnet Bot is really cute!

she's just not the outgoing type.
returns upon momentous occasions.
Noun
Profile Joined March 2005
United States1026 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-28 15:49:33
August 28 2006 15:49 GMT
#17
On August 29 2006 00:31 azndsh wrote:
still a bit confused -____-"

The "she", was just a TL.Net bot

Yea, pretty funny I would have to say
Moggle
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada327 Posts
August 28 2006 15:53 GMT
#18
Lmfao

absolutely genius.
Moggle @ USWest. I hate Spore Colonies!
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
August 28 2006 15:57 GMT
#19
Ooooooooooh I finally got it hahahah!!
Oh man HonestTea that was GREAT!
GunSlinger
Profile Joined June 2006
614 Posts
August 28 2006 16:02 GMT
#20
yeah, me and TL.net bot are getting it on right now.
skyglow1
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
New Zealand3962 Posts
August 28 2006 16:05 GMT
#21
She's really quiet, in fact we've never talked before. Actually she doesn't talk to anyone while she's working, she just quietly does her job (data management)


Right now she keeps records of the multimedia database. She also keeps note of unruly guests and alerts everyone so they can keep an eye out for that person again.


He built the whole place by himself, he's a crazy guy... anyway, he knows her since she first started working there.


Plus, it's really hard to get a chance to talk to her. Not only is she really busy, but there's literally hundreds of other guys who hang out there as well.


I even see her initials randomly whenever I read anything. (Her initials are T.B.) It's that bad.


How could we completely miss that lol?
HonestTea *
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
5007 Posts
August 28 2006 16:06 GMT
#22
On August 29 2006 01:02 GunSlinger wrote:
yeah, me and TL.net bot are getting it on right now.


Listen buddy, if she ain't gonna talk to me, she certainly isn't gonna give you the time of the day.
returns upon momentous occasions.
Noun
Profile Joined March 2005
United States1026 Posts
August 28 2006 16:07 GMT
#23
watch out, she might award you with a temporary ban
kdog3682
Profile Joined September 2004
United States247 Posts
August 28 2006 16:10 GMT
#24
On August 29 2006 00:25 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2006 00:21 rpf289 wrote:
So, what really happened with this girl?


lol, i knew it would have to be explained to somebody, i should have taken bets.

read his post in this: http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=43064

then this: http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=43110

then this: http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=43225

then this all makes sense: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=26401¤tpage=105#2087


Why can't i read the last thread posted? T_T
Yes, shes mine regardless of how gosu my zvt is
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-28 16:15:18
August 28 2006 16:14 GMT
#25
[edit - bleh I messed up]
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
August 28 2006 16:15 GMT
#26
This guy can't be real. Hot_Bid ftw :D
Guardian guardian guardian of the blind
zonbi
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Hungary514 Posts
August 28 2006 16:16 GMT
#27
HonesTea has a split personality
Have you ever had sex with a zonbi?
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
August 28 2006 16:23 GMT
#28
honestteaa~~~~

well done
Happiness only real when shared.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
August 28 2006 16:23 GMT
#29
Trolling of the month, he even had Korea as country and all.. haha


Also Tl.net bot is an underage tranny, so chibi and strafe have wild orgies with her/him.


Im back, in pog form!
GunSlinger
Profile Joined June 2006
614 Posts
August 28 2006 16:33 GMT
#30
On August 29 2006 01:06 HonestTea wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2006 01:02 GunSlinger wrote:
yeah, me and TL.net bot are getting it on right now.


Listen buddy, if she ain't gonna talk to me, she certainly isn't gonna give you the time of the day.


oh she didnt talk...she just made sweet love to me.
Hollow
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Canada2180 Posts
August 28 2006 16:34 GMT
#31
oh my god... that was insane
Great job HonestTea.. took me a while to get it.
One Page Memory
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Bulgaria2145 Posts
August 28 2006 16:45 GMT
#32
On August 22 2006 10:11 One Page Memory wrote:
Who else thinks this is some kind of joke?

Huh, I win?
Jin Youngsoo before game with Savior: But, I demanded myself (of composure) by saying: Same old, same old - only a Zerg, only a Zerg
superjoppe
Profile Joined December 2004
Sweden3694 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-28 16:47:38
August 28 2006 16:47 GMT
#33
ROFL genius
azndsh
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States4447 Posts
August 28 2006 16:50 GMT
#34
OMG... what a waste of time XD
but hilarious though
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
August 28 2006 16:54 GMT
#35
Wow.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27174 Posts
August 28 2006 19:36 GMT
#36
On August 29 2006 01:45 One Page Memory wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 22 2006 10:11 One Page Memory wrote:
Who else thinks this is some kind of joke?

Huh, I win?


sorry dude, I called it first
ModeratorGodfather
Mynock
Profile Joined September 2002
4492 Posts
August 28 2006 19:43 GMT
#37
And he said "the owner of the place is some crazy dude, he built the whole place"

-Mynock
Last.Midnight
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
Australia906 Posts
August 28 2006 19:43 GMT
#38
omg that was fantastic
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-28 19:48:40
August 28 2006 19:44 GMT
#39
HAHAHAHAH

Wow.... You gotta give the man some credit for dragging out his practical joke to an extreme. I love it!

Made me laugh bad.

PS: This series of threads somehow consolodated and put in the Hall of Fame?
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
VdP]DreaM
Profile Joined February 2004
720 Posts
August 28 2006 19:48 GMT
#40
hahaha that was great.
The Storyteller
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
Singapore2486 Posts
August 28 2006 19:53 GMT
#41
Hahahahahaha!
oneofthem
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Cayman Islands24199 Posts
August 28 2006 20:07 GMT
#42
lmao.

o.O
We have fed the heart on fantasies, the heart's grown brutal from the fare, more substance in our enmities than in our love
vGl-CoW
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Belgium8305 Posts
August 28 2006 20:13 GMT
#43
ahahahahahahaha damn

this is probably the funniest thing I've seen on TL

GG
Moderatorfollow me on twitter if u think ur so tough @BooyaCow
to miss the mark
Profile Joined November 2005
Bosnia-Herzegovina1381 Posts
August 28 2006 20:30 GMT
#44
Hall of Fame all of these threads please :D
Act happy, feel happy, be happy, without a reason in the world. Then you can love, and do what you will.
One Page Memory
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Bulgaria2145 Posts
August 28 2006 20:36 GMT
#45
On August 29 2006 04:36 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2006 01:45 One Page Memory wrote:
On August 22 2006 10:11 One Page Memory wrote:
Who else thinks this is some kind of joke?

Huh, I win?


sorry dude, I called it first

No way Mani!
One fucking week ahead
Jin Youngsoo before game with Savior: But, I demanded myself (of composure) by saying: Same old, same old - only a Zerg, only a Zerg
venusian.kohai
Profile Joined February 2006
Canada741 Posts
August 28 2006 20:36 GMT
#46
HHAHAHA OMG LOL WE WERE ALL FOOLED!!!!
“Scouting? What the hell! Who cares about scouting? Mass archon, baby!”
new_construct
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Canada1041 Posts
August 28 2006 20:38 GMT
#47
wow, the whole thing took nine days. And those 9 days worth every second of it. I mean no one suspected. Fuck, i feel dumb.
GTR
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
51620 Posts
August 28 2006 20:39 GMT
#48
NEWS JUST IN:

HonestTea has just lost his virginity to TL.net Bot thanks to the advice of rpf289, more news coming in soon!
Commentator
SuperJongMan
Profile Blog Joined March 2003
Jamaica11586 Posts
August 28 2006 20:42 GMT
#49
TL Bot is from DC. ~_~
I wish I could see her eyes... I wonder how pretty they are....
And falling in love with robots is only the natural step in human evolution.
POWER OVERWHELMING ! ! ! KRUU~ KRUU~
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-28 20:46:12
August 28 2006 20:45 GMT
#50
ROFL i got it. Pure genious.

Honesttea hyung for president.
So cute ^_^

Haha so when you asked the boss about her did you mean Nazgul or Meat haha?
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
Meta
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States6228 Posts
August 28 2006 20:54 GMT
#51
ROFL!
good vibes only
shimmy
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
Poland997 Posts
August 28 2006 20:56 GMT
#52
[image loading]
Hell hath no fury like the vast robot armies of a woman scorned.
ROOTheognis
Profile Blog Joined January 2006
United States4482 Posts
August 28 2006 21:02 GMT
#53
o_Oi
If you avoid your weakness, it will remain your weakness. www.twitter.com/#!/rootheognis Follow me!
Carnac
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Germany / USA16648 Posts
August 28 2006 21:05 GMT
#54
what a classic
ModeratorHi! I'm a .signature *virus*! Copy me into your ~/.signature to help me spread!
Ilikestarcraft
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Korea (South)17743 Posts
August 28 2006 21:13 GMT
#55
STICKY THIS
ils
"Nana is a goddess. Or at very least, Nana is my goddess." - KazeHydra
FroST(TE)
Profile Joined September 2004
United States909 Posts
August 28 2006 21:18 GMT
#56
ok that was awesome
PoorUser on LP
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-28 21:23:13
August 28 2006 21:20 GMT
#57
--- Nuked ---
L!MP
Profile Joined March 2003
Australia2067 Posts
August 28 2006 21:34 GMT
#58
lol u got me and most likely everyone else pretty bad. i was actually wondering what had happened with TB
Illuvatar
Profile Joined June 2005
254 Posts
August 28 2006 21:40 GMT
#59
rofl haha we got a master of deception in tl.
Chill
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
Calgary26001 Posts
August 28 2006 21:44 GMT
#60
She also keeps note of unruly guests and alerts everyone so they can keep an eye out for that person again.


I remember thinking that was weird when I read it, but I never clued in at all. Well played
Moderator
LastWish
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
2015 Posts
August 28 2006 22:15 GMT
#61
On August 29 2006 05:56 shimmy wrote:
[image loading]


hahahaha
- It's all just treason - They bring me down with their lies - Don't know the reason - My life is fire and ice -
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
August 28 2006 22:17 GMT
#62
lol, LTNET bot.
Bub
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United States3518 Posts
August 28 2006 22:55 GMT
#63
Awesome!
XK ßubonic
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11598 Posts
August 28 2006 23:05 GMT
#64
isn't that 150%?
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
garandou
Profile Joined October 2004
Germany518 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-28 23:09:06
August 28 2006 23:08 GMT
#65
On August 29 2006 08:05 CaucasianAsian wrote:
isn't that 150%?

no shit
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
August 29 2006 00:15 GMT
#66
Read the bottom right of the text on the thread picture.
Guardian guardian guardian of the blind
neSix
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States1772 Posts
August 29 2006 00:22 GMT
#67
all hail HonestTea
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20166 Posts
August 29 2006 00:31 GMT
#68
[image loading]
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
intrigue
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Washington, D.C9935 Posts
August 29 2006 00:35 GMT
#69
150% motherfucker
Moderatorsloppy little slug
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6776 Posts
August 29 2006 00:42 GMT
#70
holy fuck, genius
ahahahah
Graphics
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-29 00:52:36
August 29 2006 00:48 GMT
#71
Holy shit, how the hell does one come up with something like this? It's fucking art! More to the point, it's fucking long. When jokes get this long they're so many places where it can fail. HonestTea, you must go and start making a living out of this! (if you aren't already)

DAMNIT, THIS IS TOO GOOD. You even used lube!!

alpskomleko
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Slovenia950 Posts
August 29 2006 00:57 GMT
#72
[image loading]
players do games, press mens do their things. and fans do make good cheers.
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-08-29 01:11:01
August 29 2006 01:10 GMT
#73
HonestTea is God.
ahk-gosu
Profile Joined July 2004
Korea (South)2099 Posts
August 29 2006 01:13 GMT
#74
i knew it was bs but didnt think it was the bot.

well played
Micro.Macro.Scouting.Harassment.
True_Spike
Profile Joined July 2004
Poland3433 Posts
August 29 2006 01:17 GMT
#75
Now that was a good read.
Wasabi
Profile Blog Joined August 2006
United States3085 Posts
August 29 2006 01:25 GMT
#76
--- Nuked ---
jcp
Profile Joined July 2006
Peru192 Posts
August 29 2006 01:32 GMT
#77
thats a long way to go for a joke
OhThatDang
Profile Joined August 2004
United States4685 Posts
August 29 2006 03:13 GMT
#78
heh that was smart dude props for that
i remember the first thread u posted people called you a loser i guess they were gonna start doubting your threads since u contributed a lot

oh wells
troi oi thang map nai!!!
Xeofreestyler
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
Belgium6776 Posts
August 29 2006 03:25 GMT
#79
On August 29 2006 10:32 jcp wrote:
thats a long way to go for a joke

You, on the other hand, are a master comedian.
Graphics
rpf289
Profile Joined October 2004
United States3524 Posts
August 29 2006 03:25 GMT
#80
On August 29 2006 00:25 Manifesto7 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2006 00:21 rpf289 wrote:
So, what really happened with this girl?


lol, i knew it would have to be explained to somebody, i should have taken bets.

read his post in this: http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=43064

then this: http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=43110

then this: http://teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=43225

then this all makes sense: http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=26401&currentpage=105#2087
No, I got all that...I just didn't get why he posted the conversation in the Survivor thread. I figured it out now. I don't think well at 3 AM T_T
GrandInquisitor *
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
New York City13113 Posts
August 29 2006 03:25 GMT
#81
LiquiScoop got scooped
What fun is it being cool if you can’t wear a sombrero?
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
August 29 2006 03:25 GMT
#82
That was a little excessive, hippo...

Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
jcp
Profile Joined July 2006
Peru192 Posts
August 29 2006 03:44 GMT
#83
On August 29 2006 12:25 Xeofreestyler wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2006 10:32 jcp wrote:
thats a long way to go for a joke

You, on the other hand, are a master comedian.

hm why -,.-
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
August 29 2006 03:59 GMT
#84
That was needlessly elaborate, but good!
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
CubEdIn
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Romania5359 Posts
August 29 2006 04:03 GMT
#85
Well I didn't play along with advice and such from the beggining but I did read most of the posts. And sorry to burst all these bubbles but... the clues were not nearly good enough for anyone to figgure it out even if they thought that it might be a joke, everyone just gave their oppinion, it didn't seem like mockery to me.

And after reading all this the ONLY thing that went through my mind was "wow, this guy has WAY too much free time". Maybe if I would have participated I'd find it funnier, but right now I don't see what all the fuss is about. If you have so much time to create this whole intricate plan to make a joke... then you must be really really bored.

Anyhow congrats for amusing the community
Im not a n00b, I just play like one.
Alborz
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Canada1551 Posts
August 29 2006 04:08 GMT
#86
rofl
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9376 Posts
August 29 2006 04:49 GMT
#87
Fuck HonestTea, I though this was a true girl.

What a....fuckhead are you!

haha BUt nice fucking joke mate :D
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
spammerA
Profile Joined July 2006
China355 Posts
August 29 2006 05:05 GMT
#88
On August 29 2006 10:10 Hippopotamus wrote:
HonestTea is God.


I cant believe nobody watched this, its as good as HT's joke
Deleted User 3420
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
24492 Posts
August 29 2006 05:10 GMT
#89
yeah its hilarious
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20166 Posts
August 29 2006 05:13 GMT
#90
I was wondering why you didnt post the year she was born before, that would've made it too obvious.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
In)Spire
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1323 Posts
August 29 2006 05:15 GMT
#91
ROFLMAO ROFLMAO OMFG. )
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20166 Posts
August 29 2006 05:15 GMT
#92
*in response to TLNetBot*

On August 29 2006 08:27 pheer wrote:
ya thats not a girl

i can tell because she has no period


GOLD
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
CuddlyCuteKitten
Profile Joined January 2004
Sweden2821 Posts
August 29 2006 05:18 GMT
#93
^_^

Now TLNetBot *needs* a girly icon ASAP.
Unity, support, family, and kneecapping bitches.
uNcontroLable
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States1180 Posts
August 29 2006 07:13 GMT
#94
Don't be mad Honest Tea,

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IIICodeIIIIIII
Profile Joined April 2006
China1101 Posts
August 29 2006 07:15 GMT
#95
On August 29 2006 00:13 kdog3682 wrote:
The best advice comes from freinds, not people on tl.net. The advice i give to freinds and the advice i give to you would be polar opposites.

ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
August 29 2006 07:28 GMT
#96
Well executed.
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Night[Mare
Profile Blog Joined December 2004
Mexico4793 Posts
August 29 2006 07:29 GMT
#97
but her a memory ram, see if she talks to you :D
Teamliquidian townie
mahc
Profile Joined November 2004
United States874 Posts
August 29 2006 07:30 GMT
#98
you r brilliant
miNi
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Korea (South)2010 Posts
August 29 2006 08:14 GMT
#99
On August 29 2006 12:44 jcp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2006 12:25 Xeofreestyler wrote:
On August 29 2006 10:32 jcp wrote:
thats a long way to go for a joke

You, on the other hand, are a master comedian.

hm why -,.-
You were featured on LiquiScoop!
Bill307
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada9103 Posts
August 29 2006 08:29 GMT
#100
Thanks for making me waste my time writing those posts for you.
sTrAtO
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Mexico1084 Posts
August 29 2006 08:32 GMT
#101
On August 29 2006 12:44 jcp wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 29 2006 12:25 Xeofreestyler wrote:
On August 29 2006 10:32 jcp wrote:
thats a long way to go for a joke

You, on the other hand, are a master comedian.

hm why -,.-


didnt know your memory was that bad...
and i agree with xeo
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sdpgposd
Profile Joined October 2005
United Kingdom1464 Posts
August 29 2006 09:13 GMT
#102
rofl !!!!!!!!!!!!!
AngryLlama
Profile Joined September 2005
United States1227 Posts
August 29 2006 09:49 GMT
#103
i'm stupid.

enlighten me please

(i already know that he wanted to talk to girl at work about going to coffee or something)

did he end up talking to the girl? all i see is him talking about a fucking bot? or what? is that waht he told the girl? oh i get it, shit i'm smart ROFL

did i get it right?
ahk-gosu
Profile Joined July 2004
Korea (South)2099 Posts
August 29 2006 09:53 GMT
#104
it would be funny as hell if honest tea embarassed himself in front of a real girl and he is using this as a coverup because he knows that everyone who gave advice is waiting for some feedback lol
Micro.Macro.Scouting.Harassment.
Aileon
Profile Joined June 2006
United States299 Posts
August 29 2006 09:57 GMT
#105
Rofl that was fuckin great
Everyones Favorite Hick. aka Xeroth
teh leet newb
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1999 Posts
August 29 2006 10:36 GMT
#106
LMAO that's definitely gold.
"The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill
Aphelion
Profile Blog Joined December 2005
United States2720 Posts
August 29 2006 10:50 GMT
#107
On August 29 2006 18:53 ahk-gosu wrote:
it would be funny as hell if honest tea embarassed himself in front of a real girl and he is using this as a coverup because he knows that everyone who gave advice is waiting for some feedback lol


Even if that is true, it will still be the greatest recovery ever.
But Garimto was always more than just a Protoss...
Coagulation
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States9633 Posts
August 29 2006 12:31 GMT
#108
i was following this from day 1
well played.
himurakenshin
Profile Blog Joined April 2006
Canada1845 Posts
August 29 2006 12:58 GMT
#109
HONESTTEA YOU ARE SEX
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
August 29 2006 13:04 GMT
#110
HAHAH great one.
Plexa
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
Aotearoa39261 Posts
August 29 2006 13:13 GMT
#111
Joke of the year?
Hotbid has competition
Administrator~ Spirit will set you free ~
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
August 29 2006 13:20 GMT
#112
lolllllllll omg honesttea - _-hahah.
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ThePhan2m
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Norway2751 Posts
August 30 2006 05:49 GMT
#113
pure art man I loved every piece of it
reminds me of a swedish summer hit ^^ (lol)
I hope this ends for you as it did in that song Honestea!
SixSongs
Profile Blog Joined March 2006
Poland1455 Posts
August 30 2006 06:18 GMT
#114
Gee Gee nigga.
The Prince of DroneS
HeadBangaa
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States6512 Posts
August 30 2006 06:36 GMT
#115
I was loosely following this saga...

Pretty funny joke. But I don't see what all the ruckus is about. Hell I don't even know why he wasn't flamed for Yet Another Girl Thread in the first place.
But maybe it's because he's a good poster in general, as Manifesto7 pointed out.
People who fail to distinguish Socratic Method from malicious trolling are sadly stupid and not worth a response.
Sun
Profile Joined March 2006
United States551 Posts
August 30 2006 06:50 GMT
#116
Don't worry teabag. TL.Net Bot gets over stimulated a lot.
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
August 30 2006 06:55 GMT
#117
lol...nice
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
shinigami
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Canada423 Posts
August 30 2006 07:55 GMT
#118
... Holy hell! HonestTea was like... Awesome... Now he's like... Awesome-sauce... Tomorrow he's like... Uber-awesome-sauce...

You're so crazy! Hahahaha! Keep it up!
I was thinking about joining a debate club, but I was talked out of it.
Nyovne
Profile Joined March 2006
Netherlands19140 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-05 03:48:28
September 05 2006 03:46 GMT
#119
Omfg lol wtf :D I laughed SO HARD, fucking tears running down me cheeks hahaha. GG Tea :D
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Slayer91
Profile Joined February 2006
Ireland23335 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-09-05 03:50:16
September 05 2006 03:50 GMT
#120
On August 30 2006 16:55 shinigami wrote:
... Holy hell! HonestTea was like... Awesome... Now he's like... Awesome-sauce... Tomorrow he's like... Uber-awesome-sauce...

You're so crazy! Hahahaha! Keep it up!


someone ripped off the trolls /silly replacing "kill dwarves" with "pwn n00bs"
King Julian
Profile Joined September 2006
Germany5 Posts
September 05 2006 03:54 GMT
#121
Fake?! -.-
...the one and only
KaasZerg
Profile Joined November 2005
Netherlands927 Posts
September 05 2006 04:01 GMT
#122
I was thinking what a weird company you are working at. Hundreds os guys hanging around the data manager. Warning the people about unruly guests. Weird jobdescription. LOL
exalted
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States3612 Posts
September 05 2006 04:16 GMT
#123
Very cute.
too easy
Ready2[ESC]
Profile Joined October 2002
Hungary1436 Posts
September 05 2006 05:54 GMT
#124
bwhahaha
this was just awesome :D :D
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