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HonestTea
5007 Posts
So I actually was able to get in touch with the owner of the place where she works. He built the whole place by himself, he's a crazy guy... anyway, he knows her since she first started working there.
She was born July 10th, and she's from Washington, DC.
She first starting working there at June 6th of 2004. At first she moved a lot of personal memos around the office. Then in October of that year, she got a raise, and did Reference and Bookkeeping for all the senior staff. Then in October of '05 she started to work at a public desk instead of behind the scenes.
I first started hanging out here last year December, I guess I first noticed her around then, but I only just started to think that she's cute a couple months ago.
Right now she keeps records of the multimedia database. She also keeps note of unruly guests and alerts everyone so they can keep an eye out for that person again.
... the problem is, I didn't get any of this info from her herself. I hope I'm not being too much of a stalker.
Do any of you think I can use this information to my advantage? And how?
Plus, it's really hard to get a chance to talk to her. Not only is she really busy, but there's literally hundreds of other guys who hang out there as well.
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o m g
delete that info out of your brain before it's too late - don't use ANYTHING like that if you try to talk to her... this will go SO wrong
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Just do it.
Either you do it now, or you going to end up thinking in this perpetual state for time to come.
Seriously, are you that afraid she's going to let you down or otherwise? You don't lose anything in the situation, you can only gain.
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Okay knowing all this is bad, cuz you are supposed to ask her these things and then she is supposed to tell you. Any other way and she feels shes being checked up upon. You are ought not to know any of these things. I suggest you never bring it up ever.
Stop being scared. Just talk to her? It's really simple. If not just step on her toe. You can start with oops im sorry, im honesttea, I post on TL, whats your name? ah pretty, i have to go now, want to have a drink later? see gg. I wish I was smaller so I could step on toes
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Tea bro ur fukin creepy....your not planning a war....its a girl. Go say "hi". its not that hard. Stop doing reconn like creepy old man, find ur balls and go TALK TO THIS FUKING GIRL.
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hahahahaha, this is so funny.
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you all know its not true right?
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WHAT
THE
FUCK
ARE YOU
DOING
God you are a failure at female interaction.
*I've found out about her job life from her FUCKING BOSS, now i'll go ask tl.net how i should use this to my advantage!*
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Belgium8305 Posts
On August 22 2006 07:59 HonestTea wrote:
I hope I'm not being too much of a stalker.
you're being too much of a stalker
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1. Hire a private detective.
2. ???
3. Profit.
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On August 22 2006 08:11 vGl-CoW wrote:Show nested quote +On August 22 2006 07:59 HonestTea wrote:
I hope I'm not being too much of a stalker.
you're being too much of a stalker
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Braavos36374 Posts
i say go all the way and find out more about her, you can never be too prepared to pass a standardized test talk to a girl
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This has to be a gimmick.
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On August 22 2006 08:12 maoam wrote:
1. Hire a private detective.
2. ???
3. Profit.
rofl
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On August 22 2006 08:12 maoam wrote:
1. Hire a private detective.
2. ???
3. Profit.
Gold
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United Kingdom10597 Posts
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It's a huge build-up for April Fool's.
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This sounds a bit too obsessed.. Dude wake up, you are a stalker! You shouldn't know anything about her when you first time meet her! If she will notice how much you already know about her she will either:
a) get confused and that ruins the moment
or
b) realize you have been stalking her and gets horny
or
c) realize that you have been stalking her and get scared of you (The police will soon knock on your door)
or
d) realize that you have been stalking her and thinks that you like her and talks with you only because she doesn't want to be a bitch.
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someone in korea please meet up with honesttea, take him out drinking for a night and get him laid, maybe then he won't be researching the girls he's attracted to... ??? 
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On August 22 2006 08:12 maoam wrote:
1. Hire a private detective.
2. ???
3. Profit. <3
Tea, you're doing worse than I would have done in the same situation. Wow.
Anyways, I only read the first few posts, but they had the same reaction. Don't be asking the store owner about her, just ask HER. It's just a girl. She isn't to be feared.
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
eh, so you talked with the store owner instead of talking with her? 
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Stop stalking her.
Just talk to her. Be normal and just start a random conversation with her. Keep talking to her to show interest.
It's not that big of a deal, really.
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4492 Posts
Oooh, you meant STALK, not TALK, I got you wrong in your last thread. Seems like you're doing pretty good at... whatever it is you're doing there.
-Mynock
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intrigue
Washington, D.C9933 Posts
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not all girls are smart enough to hold a conversation. in the likely event that her brain doesnt afford her the capacity, it was good of honesttea to find the information from a capable male. when you do have to talk to her, remember to use small words and short sentences, lots of hand gestures, onomatopoeia, visuals if possible, etc.
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On August 22 2006 09:29 NonY wrote:
not all girls are smart enough to hold a conversation. in the likely event that her brain doesnt afford her the capacity, it was good of honesttea to find the information from a capable male. when you do have to talk to her, remember to use small words and short sentences, lots of hand gestures, onomatopoeia, visuals if possible, etc.
I guess you're joking but the sad thing is, this holds true more often than not...
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you are what people usually refer to as a stalker
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Netherlands19135 Posts
On August 22 2006 09:03 Mynock wrote:
Oooh, you meant STALK, not TALK, I got you wrong in your last thread. Seems like you're doing pretty good at... whatever it is you're doing there.
-Mynock
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seriously this has to be a gimmick.
no way this guy is serious.
wtf he writes dates and shit??!??!!
i started hanging out with her on the 6th of july in the year 2004 at 12:32 eastern time at exactly 35 seconds.
WTF
omg someone get him a fix. PLZ
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Who else thinks this is some kind of joke?
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
nah, he seems pretty sincere. poor guy.
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... You've found out useless garbage u need to find out if she likes movies / coffee etc... Not her job experience what are u a professional CV writer?
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United States20661 Posts
I find this to be excessively amusing.
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You know what would be a cool advice?
Call your ISP, and tell them about this, and they will tell you the truth! :D
No, but seriously, if you want to, why fucking not?.
If you don't think that girl is worth the risk or w/e, then do not do it. BUt if you do, if you think she's going to be the awesome girl you think she is, then what the fuck are you waiting for.
-_-;
seriously man, I'm fucking 17, I bet you are older than me, WAY OLDER; and you still have these kind of "problems". Come on, just be yourself with her, don't be all like "I want you to have my babies" and shit at once, but be polite, and be yourself. If you try to show off, the only thing you are going to get is a fucking slap in the face by life. Yes that bitch.
Good luck, and take my advice, TALK TO HER IF YOU THINK SHE IS WORTH THE RISK. 
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TWO STRATS:
SHOCK
bump into, make some lame excuse. find another reason to bump into her later. keep doing this until she starts to talk to you on first name basis. This is great on shy girls because they don't respond well to a sudden invitation.
MISLEADING
Try to be an asshole to her for a while then do some thing nice for her. This works great too but it's a highly diffcult manouver lol.
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how insecure do you have to be to purposely behave like an asshole?
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not insecure enough thats for sure.
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
Oh... my... God...
You looked up all this info on her?
First of all, yes this makes you a total stalker.
Second, you've just screwed yourself in the ass, because now you will constantly have to remember what facts she has and hasn't told you about herself yet. Furthermore, you have to pretend to be surprised whenever she tells you one of these facts that you already obtained from her boss.
Third, what happens if her boss tells her that you were asking all these questions about her? GG NO RE, that's what.
Fourth, you should edit your post and delete all that info. How do you think she would feel if she found out all this private info about her was being posted online by some guy she doesn't even know? Doing this was a huge violation of her privacy, and a terrible thing to do. This is the kind of thing that an asshole would do.
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HEY BITCH
next week
Hey cutey
doubt it works
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i dont know why you're thinking so hard over it, whats the worst that can happen by just trying a conversation with her?
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imho, any one girl that you meet has a 0.00000001% chance of actually being your wife in the future or being with you for a long time even if you guys did end up dating. Before even thinking about how to get her to like you, imho, i seriously recommend not making such a big deal about it. Being too into someone, even if she's really really awesome, is bad bad bad for you, regardless of whether you end up dating her or not. I approach all women as "practice" so i don't get too attached, but i still do my best, and if it works out, then all the better.
HonestTea, your post brought a tear to my eye (cause i was laughing so hard). i want to help you get laid man. So do you know anything about her besides stuff that she probably can't even remember? like personality, values, beliefs, boyfriend, currently seeking/not/unsure etc.
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Australia3818 Posts
It's slightly strange that you started the thread with...
"I've got this info on a girl...she was born blah blah" but didn't explain where you were coming from...
It would've been cool if you'd just said the information and then said "Ok TL.net my challenge to you is to find this girl."
Well not really but that was the first thought I had.
It sounds like you are researching a company in which you wish to apply for a job at. Just talk to her and shit and you'll eventually get some decent information about her if things go well, like...what colour panties she wears and shit.
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the whole 'be an asshole' thing is becoming the norm now-a-days. There are too ends of the spectrum -- whiney little do-anything-for-the-bitch pussies, and omg-I-don't-give-a-fuck-about-you-bitch facades. Bitches these days are not so impressed with the asshole persona unless you got the looks to back it up. And as for the whiny little bitch routine, as if that ever worked!
To all you fucks who think the bitches don't know that your little half-assed asshole persona is tricking them, making them wet at your supposed 'unwillingness to care'
WRONG
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It's all about presenting yourself. When i say be an asshole i mean be unforgiving be mean don't act like a sick little puppy. Women would plant this in their mind thinking this guy knows how to survive. But you can't always be like that because it would distance yourself. Be nice and genuine to her when the opportunity arises so she can feel ur warmth.
>.< hehe its easier said than done tho.
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On August 22 2006 08:19 Hot_Bid wrote:
you can never be too prepared to pass a standardized test talk to a girl
rofl
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its like the god cop + bad cop interroigation. You apply both trick at the same time to greater effect.
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Braavos36374 Posts
probably what most guys misunderstand is that its not really an "asshole" thing but rather just a projection of alpha male characteristics, as in selective selfishness, decisiveness, confidence, and competitiveness. i can see guys trying this and coming off as obnoxious, which is 100% the wrong way to go. not everyone can be a full-fledged alpha male (i certainly can't) especially given the readership of these forums, i bet only a very very small fraction (if any) can pull it off. the point is to incorporate those traits i listed into your personality as they are good for your life in general. do not be a walkover, do not be a whiney shy guy, do not be afraid. find your own comfort level.
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On August 22 2006 12:06 perLi is 2down wrote:
To all you fucks who think the bitches don't know that your little half-assed asshole persona is tricking them, making them wet at your supposed 'unwillingness to care'
WRONG
to fucks like you who mistify women as if they knew everything intuitively
WRONG
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haha. the great battle to understand what women wants.
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Calgary25980 Posts
Hahahaha. Do you plan all your conversations with a full-fledged background check first?
Edit: What's her email address? I want to email her this thread.
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
On August 22 2006 11:33 Jathin wrote:
follow her home and steal a pair of her underwear
then find the perfume she uses and give it to her as a present
be sure to tell her how you got it, she'll think it's romantic. maybe she'll even let you keep the underwear as a souvenir rofl
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On August 22 2006 12:20 Ready2[ESC] wrote:Show nested quote +On August 22 2006 12:06 perLi is 2down wrote:
To all you fucks who think the bitches don't know that your little half-assed asshole persona is tricking them, making them wet at your supposed 'unwillingness to care'
WRONG to fucks like you who mistify women as if they knew everything intuitively WRONG
WRONG
bitches are a lot smarter than you think with this kind of stuff. Then again, iv'e never met a hungarian bitch they could be total dip shit fuck holes
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
some practical advise
learn to say this phrase
"Voulez vous parler, ou bien dois-je continuer à vous reluquer de là oú je suis?"
(voo - lay voo par - leh, oo bien dwa zhe con - ti - nu - eh a voo re - lu - keh de la oo zhe swee)
You will rock!
http://yoyo.cc.monash.edu.au/~mongoose/french/romance.html
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hes only following his starcraft instincts... you wouldnt attack before scouting first too... no?
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Braavos36374 Posts
perli, i think you are the one who is overestimating girls here. a lot of attraction is subtle and subconscious, even if a girl on some level knows you're putting on some sort of act, your persona still affects them. how many times have you talked to a girl who KNOWS a guy is a cheater, liar, or general asshole/jerk to everyone, and has even said she "hates him" or "would never date him" yet still is attracted to him and doesn't know why or can't help it?
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all im saying is I work with a bunch of hot cashiers, and all the guys around who work on the salesfloor have the same fucking approach. Such as this girl named Brittney ( short, tan, loud voice, but oh my fellas that ass you'd fuck ) was going on her break, and this dipshit named Samual yells from across the salesfloor " HEY, YOU DON'T GET A BREAK!. WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?"
Now, if this were happening on b.net, then I would def. go -_-
Brittney just looked back with an annoyed look. she didn't find any bhumor in it at all. It's obvious to her he is just saying that shit to get her attention and put on the whole facade of , "omg I am a totally insensitive asshole'
do you really think hott bitches haven't seen this approach before? Do you really think that they don't have little categories of how guys flirt in there heads? This happens to them everyday for chrissakes. If they were not hot, they would be useless to the world. So I am sure they know how to defend and use their hotness to their full advantage.
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there are so many factors though. I give up.
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Congratulations on your new hobby!
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You idiot, just fucking talk to her and stop being a stalker.
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On August 22 2006 12:14 Hot_Bid wrote:
probably what most guys misunderstand is that its not really an "asshole" thing but rather just a projection of alpha male characteristics, as in selective selfishness, decisiveness, confidence, and competitiveness. i can see guys trying this and coming off as obnoxious, which is 100% the wrong way to go. not everyone can be a full-fledged alpha male (i certainly can't) especially given the readership of these forums, i bet only a very very small fraction (if any) can pull it off. the point is to incorporate those traits i listed into your personality as they are good for your life in general. do not be a walkover, do not be a whiney shy guy, do not be afraid. find your own comfort level.
only decent piece of advice in this thread.. as for the thread being a joke or not, either way it got a few chuckles out of me
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being pretty is more important than how you act
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heres what works:
Lend her 5 dollars on a tuesday. the next day ask for it back, but when she says she doesn't have any money say "thanks anyways, but you still owe me 5 dollars". it makes no sense, but its a great conversation starter.
but not really
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Haven't read the thread. But overthinking girls is a huge sign of insecurity, and insecurity will always be an enormous cockblock for any man.
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omg UPDATE!!! ive been waitintg these updates longer than i have for Maddoxx update! yes!!!
Grow some balls and talk to her retard.
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should have gotten the information urself.. :/
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On August 22 2006 15:23 Last.Midnight wrote:
Haven't read the thread. But overthinking girls is a huge sign of insecurity, and insecurity will always be an enormous cockblock for any man.
werd.
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On August 22 2006 08:14 Reason wrote:Show nested quote +On August 22 2006 08:11 vGl-CoW wrote:On August 22 2006 07:59 HonestTea wrote:
I hope I'm not being too much of a stalker.
you're being too much of a stalker
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On August 22 2006 08:02 LaZyScV wrote:I worked at Lowe's for a while, and was laid off. I was kind of friends with some people there, had a huge crush on a girl there. I have been there a couple of times recently; most recent this morning. I went there to finally get my discount card, and to ask her out. It turns out she is married. 
Man dan, i love that. I tell ya to talk to her and you get wrecked, absolute gold 
In regards to HonestTea, really man, you have to stop stalking and start TALKING. Like everyone else has pretty much said, just talk to her. Taking the route you did you could have potentially fucked yourself over. If her boss says anything to her she might just like avoid you if your around or whatnot. Just approach her, start up a casual conversation and if you still like her after that, then by all means go for it.
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is it rly that hard to speak with a woman at (a) work? just make fun of her about something, tease a lil.
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I think we need you to get a beaver shot for us to proceed with advice. Toilet cam or drop a pencil near her when shes wearing a shirt, suprise us.
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is awesome32274 Posts
Yeah i can imagine how you lend the 5 dollars in the first place.
"Hey, takes this 5 dollars"
"¿?"
"Can you keep this 5 dollars for me?"
"?... ssure.."
"YOU OWE ME 5 DOLLARS LOLOLOLOLOL"
Yeah i see how this would work.
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For general knowledge :
"Voulez vous parler, ou bien dois-je continuer à vous reluquer de là oú je suis?"
"Do you want to speak[to me// with me], or must I continue to look at you from where I am[stand] ?"
I don't see why it is a good thing to say.
For thread starter : you already did too much to have a healthy relation with her imo.
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On August 22 2006 12:36 perLi is 2down wrote:Show nested quote +On August 22 2006 12:20 Ready2[ESC] wrote:On August 22 2006 12:06 perLi is 2down wrote:
To all you fucks who think the bitches don't know that your little half-assed asshole persona is tricking them, making them wet at your supposed 'unwillingness to care'
WRONG Instinct > intuition > Intelligence pwnd rly you lose your head to fucks like you who mistify women as if they knew everything intuitively WRONG WRONG bitches are a lot smarter than you think with this kind of stuff. Then again, iv'e never met a hungarian bitch they could be total dip shit fuck holes
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Bill307
Canada9103 Posts
If this is a joke, then I think it makes HonestTea look even worse. Especially because of his name.
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On August 22 2006 17:06 fig_newbie wrote:Show nested quote +On August 22 2006 15:23 Last.Midnight wrote:
Haven't read the thread. But overthinking girls is a huge sign of insecurity, and insecurity will always be an enormous cockblock for any man. werd.
agreed, you are obsessing over this chick way to much, just go talk to her and see what shes really like. When you get better acquainted, ask her if she can spend time with you outside of work. I hope things will work out for you but there are more fish in the sea if it doesn't.
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On August 22 2006 23:01 IntoTheWow wrote:
Yeah i can imagine how you lend the 5 dollars in the first place.
"Hey, takes this 5 dollars"
"¿?"
"Can you keep this 5 dollars for me?"
"?... ssure.."
"YOU OWE ME 5 DOLLARS LOLOLOLOLOL"
Yeah i see how this would work.
spanish people and their upsidedown question marks
jajajajajaja
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I cant wait to see what HonestTea has to say. He should probably call it a joke just to save a bit of face.
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Nah, he made a mistake. I don't think he intentionally woke up, decided to go ask her manager about one of his employees, and then post about it here. Or hell, maybe he did. I think most of us here have had some embarassing mistakes revolving around a girl. I sure have.
To be entire honest, Honest (lol pun), that manager probably already told her you were asking about her. Now, if you went up to him and started asking specific questions and getting the answers in your first post, yeah she'll think you're a stalker. If you just asked him harmless questions, well, it'd be obvious you like her and I would be he's told her.
My point? Don't go poking around with the wrong people. See now, if you ask a friend if they know anything about her, there's nothing really wrong with that. Asking the boss of someone you don't know, hm probably not the best idea 
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