This sounds a bit too obsessed.. Dude wake up, you are a stalker! You shouldn't know anything about her when you first time meet her! If she will notice how much you already know about her she will either:

a) get confused and that ruins the moment
or
b) realize you have been stalking her and gets horny
or
c) realize that you have been stalking her and get scared of you (The police will soon knock on your door)
or
d) realize that you have been stalking her and thinks that you like her and talks with you only because she doesn't want to be a bitch.

Reason

United Kingdom2770 Posts

August 21 2006 23:34 GMT

#22

someone in korea please meet up with honesttea, take him out drinking for a night and get him laid, maybe then he won't be researching the girls he's attracted to... ???

rpf289

United States3524 Posts

August 21 2006 23:36 GMT

#23

On August 22 2006 08:12 maoam wrote:
1. Hire a private detective.
2. ???
3. Profit.

<3

Tea, you're doing worse than I would have done in the same situation. Wow.

Anyways, I only read the first few posts, but they had the same reaction. Don't be asking the store owner about her, just ask HER. It's just a girl. She isn't to be feared.

oneofthem

Cayman Islands24199 Posts

August 21 2006 23:41 GMT

#24

eh, so you talked with the store owner instead of talking with her?

the living legend

8 Posts

August 21 2006 23:43 GMT

#25

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MTF

United States1739 Posts

August 21 2006 23:58 GMT

#26

Stop stalking her.

Just talk to her. Be normal and just start a random conversation with her. Keep talking to her to show interest.

It's not that big of a deal, really.

Mynock

4492 Posts

August 22 2006 00:03 GMT

#27

Oooh, you meant STALK, not TALK, I got you wrong in your last thread. Seems like you're doing pretty good at... whatever it is you're doing there.

-Mynock

new_construct

Canada1041 Posts

August 22 2006 00:19 GMT

#28

intrigue

Washington, D.C9935 Posts

August 22 2006 00:28 GMT

#29

i'm from dc too!!

NonYold

United States2814 Posts

August 22 2006 00:29 GMT

#30

not all girls are smart enough to hold a conversation. in the likely event that her brain doesnt afford her the capacity, it was good of honesttea to find the information from a capable male. when you do have to talk to her, remember to use small words and short sentences, lots of hand gestures, onomatopoeia, visuals if possible, etc.

Ready2[ESC]

Hungary1436 Posts

August 22 2006 00:46 GMT

#31

On August 22 2006 09:29 NonY wrote:
not all girls are smart enough to hold a conversation. in the likely event that her brain doesnt afford her the capacity, it was good of honesttea to find the information from a capable male. when you do have to talk to her, remember to use small words and short sentences, lots of hand gestures, onomatopoeia, visuals if possible, etc.

I guess you're joking but the sad thing is, this holds true more often than not...

doedrikthe2nd

Sweden981 Posts

August 22 2006 00:56 GMT

#32

you are what people usually refer to as a stalker

Nyovne

Netherlands19141 Posts

August 22 2006 00:57 GMT

#33

On August 22 2006 09:03 Mynock wrote:
Oooh, you meant STALK, not TALK, I got you wrong in your last thread. Seems like you're doing pretty good at... whatever it is you're doing there.

-Mynock

ahk-gosu

Korea (South)2099 Posts

August 22 2006 01:03 GMT

#34

seriously this has to be a gimmick.

no way this guy is serious.
wtf he writes dates and shit??!??!!

i started hanging out with her on the 6th of july in the year 2004 at 12:32 eastern time at exactly 35 seconds.

WTF
omg someone get him a fix. PLZ

One Page Memory

Bulgaria2145 Posts

August 22 2006 01:11 GMT

#35

Who else thinks this is some kind of joke?

oneofthem

Cayman Islands24199 Posts

August 22 2006 01:13 GMT

#36

nah, he seems pretty sincere. poor guy.

MyTHicaL

France1070 Posts

August 22 2006 01:14 GMT

#37

... You've found out useless garbage u need to find out if she likes movies / coffee etc... Not her job experience what are u a professional CV writer?

Last Romantic

United States20667 Posts

August 22 2006 01:35 GMT

#38

I find this to be excessively amusing.

funkie

Venezuela9377 Posts

August 22 2006 01:55 GMT

#39

You know what would be a cool advice?

Call your ISP, and tell them about this, and they will tell you the truth! :D

No, but seriously, if you want to, why fucking not?.

If you don't think that girl is worth the risk or w/e, then do not do it. BUt if you do, if you think she's going to be the awesome girl you think she is, then what the fuck are you waiting for.
-_-;

seriously man, I'm fucking 17, I bet you are older than me, WAY OLDER; and you still have these kind of "problems". Come on, just be yourself with her, don't be all like "I want you to have my babies" and shit at once, but be polite, and be yourself. If you try to show off, the only thing you are going to get is a fucking slap in the face by life. Yes that bitch.

Good luck, and take my advice, TALK TO HER IF YOU THINK SHE IS WORTH THE RISK.

haduken

Australia8267 Posts

August 22 2006 02:07 GMT

#40

TWO STRATS:

SHOCK
bump into, make some lame excuse. find another reason to bump into her later. keep doing this until she starts to talk to you on first name basis. This is great on shy girls because they don't respond well to a sudden invitation.

MISLEADING
Try to be an asshole to her for a while then do some thing nice for her. This works great too but it's a highly diffcult manouver lol.