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This sounds a bit too obsessed.. Dude wake up, you are a stalker! You shouldn't know anything about her when you first time meet her! If she will notice how much you already know about her she will either:
a) get confused and that ruins the moment or b) realize you have been stalking her and gets horny or c) realize that you have been stalking her and get scared of you (The police will soon knock on your door) or d) realize that you have been stalking her and thinks that you like her and talks with you only because she doesn't want to be a bitch.
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someone in korea please meet up with honesttea, take him out drinking for a night and get him laid, maybe then he won't be researching the girls he's attracted to... ???
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On August 22 2006 08:12 maoam wrote: 1. Hire a private detective. 2. ??? 3. Profit. <3
Tea, you're doing worse than I would have done in the same situation. Wow.
Anyways, I only read the first few posts, but they had the same reaction. Don't be asking the store owner about her, just ask HER. It's just a girl. She isn't to be feared.
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
eh, so you talked with the store owner instead of talking with her?
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Stop stalking her.
Just talk to her. Be normal and just start a random conversation with her. Keep talking to her to show interest.
It's not that big of a deal, really.
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Oooh, you meant STALK, not TALK, I got you wrong in your last thread. Seems like you're doing pretty good at... whatever it is you're doing there.
-Mynock
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Washington, D.C9933 Posts
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not all girls are smart enough to hold a conversation. in the likely event that her brain doesnt afford her the capacity, it was good of honesttea to find the information from a capable male. when you do have to talk to her, remember to use small words and short sentences, lots of hand gestures, onomatopoeia, visuals if possible, etc.
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On August 22 2006 09:29 NonY wrote: not all girls are smart enough to hold a conversation. in the likely event that her brain doesnt afford her the capacity, it was good of honesttea to find the information from a capable male. when you do have to talk to her, remember to use small words and short sentences, lots of hand gestures, onomatopoeia, visuals if possible, etc.
I guess you're joking but the sad thing is, this holds true more often than not...
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you are what people usually refer to as a stalker
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Netherlands19135 Posts
On August 22 2006 09:03 Mynock wrote: Oooh, you meant STALK, not TALK, I got you wrong in your last thread. Seems like you're doing pretty good at... whatever it is you're doing there.
-Mynock
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seriously this has to be a gimmick.
no way this guy is serious. wtf he writes dates and shit??!??!!
i started hanging out with her on the 6th of july in the year 2004 at 12:32 eastern time at exactly 35 seconds.
WTF omg someone get him a fix. PLZ
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Who else thinks this is some kind of joke?
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Cayman Islands24199 Posts
nah, he seems pretty sincere. poor guy.
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... You've found out useless garbage u need to find out if she likes movies / coffee etc... Not her job experience what are u a professional CV writer?
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United States20661 Posts
I find this to be excessively amusing.
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You know what would be a cool advice?
Call your ISP, and tell them about this, and they will tell you the truth! :D
No, but seriously, if you want to, why fucking not?.
If you don't think that girl is worth the risk or w/e, then do not do it. BUt if you do, if you think she's going to be the awesome girl you think she is, then what the fuck are you waiting for. -_-;
seriously man, I'm fucking 17, I bet you are older than me, WAY OLDER; and you still have these kind of "problems". Come on, just be yourself with her, don't be all like "I want you to have my babies" and shit at once, but be polite, and be yourself. If you try to show off, the only thing you are going to get is a fucking slap in the face by life. Yes that bitch.
Good luck, and take my advice, TALK TO HER IF YOU THINK SHE IS WORTH THE RISK.
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TWO STRATS:
SHOCK bump into, make some lame excuse. find another reason to bump into her later. keep doing this until she starts to talk to you on first name basis. This is great on shy girls because they don't respond well to a sudden invitation.
MISLEADING Try to be an asshole to her for a while then do some thing nice for her. This works great too but it's a highly diffcult manouver lol.
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