EPThow the hell do you teach a fish to do that?
anyone in here know japanese? translate plz :D
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LG)Sabbath
Argentina3024 Posts
how the hell do you teach a fish to do that? anyone in here know japanese? translate plz :D | ||
intrigue
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the chinese at the end really isn't important at all, it's something like 'wow today the goldfish really were amazing blah blah fish jumping out of water doing ballet blah blah' | ||
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GunSlinger
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CoralReefer
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i want some trained fish | ||
CaucasianAsian
Korea (South)11589 Posts
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Mynock
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GunSlinger
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XDawn
Canada4040 Posts
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azndsh
United States4447 Posts
On August 20 2006 21:55 CaucasianAsian wrote: Japanese once again did something useless. Let's recap what they have done that's useless you say they're useless... but riding the subway can be very boring and tiring among other things | ||
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Hollow
Canada2180 Posts
the fish video is awesome too. | ||
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SlothOfNarcolepsi
United States21 Posts
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LG)Sabbath
Argentina3024 Posts
mynock if you notice near the end the fish get in a line and then spread evenly and swim beside each other and then dance, i really dont think some rotating images would get them to do that? im no fish expert though  | ||
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CoralReefer
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May
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SoDrunk
United Kingdom291 Posts
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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tKd_
United States2916 Posts
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Prawned
United Kingdom794 Posts
On August 21 2006 06:44 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: retarded you know fish swim in flocks right? dumb americans "flocks" eh? Dumb Brit  | ||
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
On August 20 2006 21:55 CaucasianAsian wrote: Japanese once again did something useless. Let's recap what they have done that's useless Fans on Chopsticks Subway Chin Rest Umbrella Tube ] 3 out of 7 of your "useless" japanese inventions are actually pretty damn useful and I would unashamedly use of any these. | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
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shimmy
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HorsementalitY
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sith
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nysikto
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decafchicken
United States20106 Posts
On August 21 2006 08:08 nysikto wrote: considiring the goldfish's memory is on like 30 seconds its really impressive More like 3 seconds i believe. And i dont think the movement has anything to do with memory, i'm guessing they follow an image or signal or something. | ||
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Kacas
Brazil3143 Posts
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Reason
United Kingdom2770 Posts
On August 21 2006 07:49 HorsementalitY wrote: the umbrella tube seems usefull and the butter stick, the other ones are pretty useless imo. especially the fan on chopsticks...i'm an avid eater of ramen/noodles/spaghetti and although they can be very very hot, i don't need a fan hangin on my freakin chopsticks or fork to eat it. A few blows on it and its ready to burn my mouth. Seems like it would blow dirt on it or something, and u'd have to keep that fan clean as fuck.. you even say yourself "...a few blows..." well genius, guess what the use of the fan is? to add flavour to your noodles? to clean them? also would you rather rest your chin on something, allowing your body to almost completely relax, or to hold your arm up in the air?? you can't be very comfortable holding onto something, why not have something hold on to you?? the woman in the picture looks like she is practically sleeping you can also use the chin rest as a hand rest if your going to be that awkward, how can something which tbh doesn't look like it's going to cost anything more than the standard help-you-stand-things be useless when it allows more variety with how it is used?S) I don't need a fan hangin on my freakin chopsticks or fork to eat it. E) You don't need "freakin chopsticks" or a "fork" to eat your noodless at all. | ||
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LG)Sabbath
Argentina3024 Posts
On August 21 2006 06:44 Chibi[OWNS] wrote: retarded you know fish swim in flocks right? dumb americans BITTER PEDO DETECTED ps. fish dont normally dance afaik | ||
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zrucrem
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lawl mart
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CTStalker
Canada9720 Posts
On August 21 2006 10:16 Prose wrote: It's probably something under the table. Magnetism? Vibration? Heat? Music? perhaps, but they'd have to be in sync with the man's hands. the fish seem to obey him quite closely. | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
United Kingdom10597 Posts
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Ethenielle
Norway1006 Posts
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iNcontroL
USA29055 Posts
You know they arent called "flocks" but "Schools" right? Dumb fucking brit. | ||
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Chibi[OWNS]
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iNcontroL
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CTStalker
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LG)Sabbath
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iNcontroL
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thedeadhaji
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Granted, I've never seen any of them in use during my stays in japan lol. | ||
Manifesto7
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SpaCe)Ment-rA
Canada389 Posts
... But they are still cool! | ||
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alpskomleko
Slovenia950 Posts
Some clever guy please advise me on my usage of parentheses, somehow the last sentence doesn't feel right. | ||
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SweeTLemonS[TPR]
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On August 21 2006 08:52 decafchicken wrote: More like 3 seconds i believe. And i dont think the movement has anything to do with memory, i'm guessing they follow an image or signal or something. Does no one watch Myth Busters? They have a memory longer than 3 or 30 seconds. Several hours at the least. | ||
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SCNewb
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fig_newbie
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On August 21 2006 12:54 CTStalker wrote: chibi doesn't come in small doses ...ugh | ||
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Bub
United States3518 Posts
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EvilTeletubby
Baltimore, USA22258 Posts
On August 29 2006 11:04 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote: Does no one watch Myth Busters? They have a memory longer than 3 or 30 seconds. Several hours at the least. Seems like just a conditioned response to me (probably took forever)... I used to have a terrarium, and had a bunch of guppies (like 40 or so)... and every day when I went to feed them, I would take the fish food can and tap it on the side of the glass, and a few seconds later, throw some flakes in. At first of course they would run away, but after like a week or two, I would tap the glass with it, and they all instantly go to the surface and start trying to eat before I even put the food in. I could miss a day or two and they'd still "remember" just fine. | ||
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