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IcedEarth United States3661 Posts September 29 2005 03:21 GMT #1 Yeah, it could be better, but I spent a lot of time on this post! "Wha ha ha ha! No one can stop me and my precious hurricane!" "Mr. President. I'm afraid that Rita is more powerful than we thought." "o rly? How so?" "It appears she has powered herself up to a catagory five and is proceeding to take over the lower region of the united states." "Ha ha ha ha! Soon the Unites States shall belong to me!" "..." "Mr. President?..." "Send in the Power Rangers" *POWER RANGERS THEME* http://www.myspace.com/vgmetal (and click Power Rangers theme while reading) "Good luck, Power Rangers!" "What?! The Power Rangers?!" Red Ranger: "Alright guys! Let's stop this witch!" Rest: "Right!" "You won't beat me and my hurricane!" "Hurricane?" "WTF?!" "Use your Dragonzord!!" "I likes Dragonzord." "ROOOOOOAAARRRRZZZ!!!!11one!1" "Oh noes!" "Mr. President I believe we are winning!" "I can't watch!!!" "Ha Ha, Dragonzord is no match for my Category 5 Hurricane!" "I believe in you, Power Rangers." "R-ROARZ! Dragonzord can't take anymore!" "Shall we evacuate the Gulf Coast Mr. President?" "No. No. Wait until the Power Rangers unleash their weapons of mass destruction." "But sir, wouldn't that still cost us thousands of lives?" "Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?" "Ready to give up the United states to me?!?" "..." "Well, are you?" "..." "..." "..." "...???!!!" "..." "...?!?!?!!!" Cheney:"No." "NO!!!" "Only I can sentence the citizens of Texas to death." "Send all available troops to the Gulf Coast immediately to assist the Power Rangers." "Sir, everyone's fighting Iraq right now." "Boy I'll tell ya that pink one, aint she a cutey?" "Crap, we're all doomed" "Sergent, lik, what's the status?" "Seems like the hurricane is approaching. The Power Rangers deployed their Megazord by the coast, sir." "Oh Snapz! Megaz0rz Go!!!" "Sir, is the Megazord enuff?" "You underes...under-est...und...undesti...condemn teh Power Ranj0rz? You sir are stripped of your rank!" Red Ranger:"Alright guys. Let's tame this hurricane!" "Not so fast, Rangers! Goldar! Go and protect my hurricane!" "I like gooooooooooooold." *Who0o0o0o0o0o0o0osh* "May god save America...!" Tiger Woods: "y hullo Mr. Pres. Wana gawlf? lolololo" "HECKS YEAH!" Bush: "g2g brb" "...eff?" All: "The president is LEAVING?" "George Bush doesn't care about Black Rangers!" hmm...guess it's up to me." "Hecko, Cali?" Later that day ... All in Megazord: "Who the heck?!" "yaa, zee whit housse cawled mee. Look liek yoo Powaa Rawingaz neeed heckp." "Hasta La Vista, Rita!"

HeavenS Colombia2259 Posts September 29 2005 03:25 GMT #2 this is sheer genius. Hilarious genius.

Waxangel United States33470 Posts September 29 2005 03:31 GMT #3 "George Bush doesn't care about Black Rangers!" too good

RiSE United States3182 Posts September 29 2005 03:33 GMT #4 ROFL :D:D

RiSE United States3182 Posts September 29 2005 03:33 GMT #5 i love you zia

OctoPuSs Canada5279 Posts September 29 2005 03:34 GMT #6 rofl !

iNsaNe- Finland5201 Posts September 29 2005 03:42 GMT #7 Golden. Add this there yo http://www.geocities.com/siliconvalley/platform/6836/midipage-tv.html (Power Rangers Theme)

Ukyko Netherlands163 Posts September 29 2005 03:47 GMT #8 PowahRamzjer Roxzerz

Hot_Bid Braavos36379 Posts September 29 2005 03:48 GMT #9 omg hahaha george bush doesnt care about black rangers!!

wishterran United States1045 Posts September 29 2005 03:55 GMT #10 actually pretty funny. wouldn't have been quite the same without the power rangers theme though, that put it over the top.

nortorius Canada1210 Posts September 29 2005 03:57 GMT #11 ROFL @ the black ranger.

AngryLlama United States1227 Posts September 29 2005 03:58 GMT #12 Lmaoooo

tehsnow Canada296 Posts September 29 2005 04:04 GMT #13 Whahahaha nice job ^^

comabreaded United States2166 Posts September 29 2005 04:12 GMT #14 "George Bush doesn't care about Black Rangers!" hhahaha

Travin Sweden672 Posts September 29 2005 04:16 GMT #15 Megaz0rz go!

Krzych Poland693 Posts September 29 2005 04:25 GMT #16 ahahaha, that rules so much! :D

greatmeh Canada1964 Posts September 29 2005 04:30 GMT #17 rofl, hahaha wowzor thats some funny shit, lol, the sunden changes in the plot at the end is the best part lol

Asta Germany3491 Posts September 29 2005 04:30 GMT #18 really good, i think that might make it's way around the web. =p btw the pic of the wave is in cuba! the malecon in havana.

chicken` Germany3478 Posts September 29 2005 04:34 GMT #19 LOL

Sfydjklm United States9218 Posts September 29 2005 04:35 GMT #20 Art!:D the "..." part was awesom=D

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