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ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
August 04 2005 11:45 GMT
#61
On August 04 2005 18:50 ItsHighTimes wrote:
I guess whatever unlucky woman has to work with Tyson is in theory going to be eating HIS children and not the other way around.


HAHAhhaha, after reading all the unoriginal ear biting crap, this zinger was a gem!

Thank you sir.
ModeratorTL VOD legends: Live2Win, hasuprotoss, Cadical, rinizim, Mani, thedeadhaji, Kennigit, SonuvBob, yakii, fw, pheer, CDRdude, pholon, Uraeus, zatic, baezzi. The contributors make this site what it is. *Props to FakeSteve for respecting the guitar gods*
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
August 04 2005 12:42 GMT
#62
After seeing that picture, I'm sorry I ever made fun of you Eri. :D
Guardian guardian guardian of the blind
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
August 04 2005 13:26 GMT
#63
It's not true, guys. Damn. Do none of you pay attention to links inside threads? He was offered a shot at doing some porn, but he didn't.

Also, Tyson isn't retarded. He's got some mental instabilities, but if you pull your head out of your ass for a bit, and actually listen to the guy talk, you'll see he's not as stupid as you thought.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
KR-KaNe[31]
Profile Joined January 2004
United States20 Posts
August 06 2005 00:32 GMT
#64
On August 03 2005 22:48 SweeTLemonS[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 03 2005 22:10 Smurg wrote:
Howsh it goin' sweety?

Shuck on moi cock.

Don't be riduculous, I'll eat yo' baby.


Dude, he doesn't add H's to stuff. He just has a really high pitched voice. Don't let that fool you, though, he could still smash your skull.


Apparently he's the one who's been getting his head smashed in lately...
Zerg = Thx I love Fight Club and the Finnish band HIM
StorM_Liquid
Profile Joined August 2005
Canada98 Posts
August 06 2005 07:52 GMT
#65
I always laugh when I hear people call some guy's wang small... let's be honest, we're on a Brood War forum where many have never been in a locker room on a daily basis. When you've played travelling and varsity sports for many years you'll realize that what's in that picture is not pathetic, but at the very worst, average to above average.

And no, I'm not gay.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
August 06 2005 08:06 GMT
#66
You just study other people's wangs very well....

Sure, that's cool.
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
August 06 2005 08:23 GMT
#67
On August 04 2005 12:40 kidd wrote:
does your wang hang low does it wobble to and fro
can you tie it in knot can you tie it in a bow
can you throw it over your shoulder like a rape-porn soldier
does your wang hang low

lalala

dude this was great except for the rape-porn soldier part
you ruined it shit
ZaplinG
Profile Blog Joined February 2005
United States3818 Posts
August 06 2005 08:41 GMT
#68
On August 06 2005 16:52 StorM_Liquid wrote:
I always laugh when I hear people call some guy's wang small... let's be honest, we're on a Brood War forum where many have never been in a locker room on a daily basis. When you've played travelling and varsity sports for many years you'll realize that what's in that picture is not pathetic, but at the very worst, average to above average.

And no, I'm not gay.


Haha, why would you even post that
Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free
JinKazama23
Profile Joined August 2005
United States234 Posts
August 06 2005 12:22 GMT
#69
pathetic
Come along and take a hit from the bong.
ReTr0[p.S]
Profile Joined March 2005
Argentina1590 Posts
August 06 2005 12:47 GMT
#70
On August 06 2005 17:06 Frits wrote:
You just study other people's wangs very well....

Sure, that's cool.


ROFL!
Casper...
Profile Joined October 2002
Liberia4948 Posts
August 06 2005 12:49 GMT
#71
cockmaster
JAM THE FUCKER!
StorM_Liquid
Profile Joined August 2005
Canada98 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-08-06 15:18:23
August 06 2005 15:17 GMT
#72
Uhh huhh huhhh

and I guess I should call you butthead?

All I'm saying is that insulting someone's wang is pretty stupid unless you're fully willing to prove that you're so "big". I think it's a stupid thing to mention in the first place.
Jim
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden1965 Posts
August 06 2005 15:45 GMT
#73
On August 06 2005 16:52 StorM_Liquid wrote:
I always laugh when I hear people call some guy's wang small... let's be honest, we're on a Brood War forum where many have never been in a locker room on a daily basis. When you've played travelling and varsity sports for many years you'll realize that what's in that picture is not pathetic, but at the very worst, average to above average.

And no, I'm not gay.

You are pretty ignorant. I have seen dicks in school and I never did anything except PE. We actually shower in sweden. But you are right he is average. meh dont know why I post this but whatever..
To sup with the mighty ones, one must climb the path of daggers.
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
August 06 2005 15:54 GMT
#74
On August 07 2005 00:45 Jim wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 06 2005 16:52 StorM_Liquid wrote:
I always laugh when I hear people call some guy's wang small... let's be honest, we're on a Brood War forum where many have never been in a locker room on a daily basis. When you've played travelling and varsity sports for many years you'll realize that what's in that picture is not pathetic, but at the very worst, average to above average.

And no, I'm not gay.

You are pretty ignorant. I have seen dicks in school and I never did anything except PE. We actually shower in sweden. But you are right he is average. meh dont know why I post this but whatever..


This made me glad that showering with other men is not socially accepted at where I live
All Those beneath an angry star
1hp
Profile Joined January 2005
Korea (South)903 Posts
August 06 2005 17:07 GMT
#75
Walking around naked in bath houses and giving each other scrubdowns is accepted in my mother country ^^
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
August 06 2005 17:12 GMT
#76
On August 07 2005 02:07 1hp wrote:
Walking around naked in bath houses and giving each other scrubdowns is accepted in my mother country ^^


yeah same in china my cousin once asked me if I wanted to go to a public bathroom with him I was like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY? YOU CRAZYY GET OUF MY FACE
All Those beneath an angry star
lingwu
Profile Joined August 2004
Japan321 Posts
August 06 2005 17:25 GMT
#77
public bathroom is so popular in japan.. naked man and woman even bath in hotsprings together who cares. as long as its not rape, molesting, harassment,, etc.. its all good
Hardcore man
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
August 06 2005 17:50 GMT
#78
Naked people fighting ~!~!
Jandos
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
Czech Republic928 Posts
August 06 2005 19:17 GMT
#79
heh lol
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