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omgbnetsux
Profile Blog Joined April 2004
United States3749 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-08-03 23:25:47
August 03 2005 23:23 GMT
#41
This made my morning, haha.
NeX-HamartiA
Profile Joined May 2005
United States244 Posts
August 03 2005 23:37 GMT
#42
Watch your ears.
In The Arms Of.
Hippopotamus
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
1914 Posts
August 03 2005 23:44 GMT
#43
This is some sad shit. He's already retarded, with all the fame and cash he had as a boxer he went out and raped women instead of buying women, or even paying women to pretend like they're being raped. Now he goes into the pr0n business after spending years in jail for rapes. Fucking idiot.
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
August 03 2005 23:47 GMT
#44
WATCH OUT GIRL! OR HE'S GONNA BITE!!!
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
Bard
Profile Joined November 2004
Jamaica898 Posts
August 04 2005 02:26 GMT
#45
Imagine they are making rape-porn.

Director - Okay Jenna this is the scene he's raping you so pretend like you are getting tortured. Hey Mike you know what to do right?

Mike - I know man.

Director - Alright. Action~!

Jenna - Agggh.. Help me! Help! Agh! Agh!

Director - Jenna, you are doing good! You are really into it! Keep going!

Jenna - Help me. Stop this! I am serious! I am not acting. AAAAGGGHHHH!!!!

Director - Good! This is academy award material.

Jenna - %&$* Oh great now he's biting me. Stop %*@( ^*(@* Agggghhh!!
Working on Subtitles..
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
August 04 2005 02:29 GMT
#46
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Slaughter
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
United States20254 Posts
August 04 2005 02:32 GMT
#47
LOL Bard =D
Never Knows Best.
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
August 04 2005 02:36 GMT
#48
hah
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
August 04 2005 03:02 GMT
#49
On August 04 2005 00:51 Casper... wrote:
yes i prefer latino thx
mexican just sounds dirty for some reason
like i don't bathe or something


lol bastard.
Im back, in pog form!
lIlIlIlIlIlI
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Korea (South)3851 Posts
August 04 2005 03:32 GMT
#50
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kidd
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
United States2848 Posts
August 04 2005 03:40 GMT
#51
does your wang hang low does it wobble to and fro
can you tie it in knot can you tie it in a bow
can you throw it over your shoulder like a rape-porn soldier
does your wang hang low

lalala
Hi
Falcynn
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3597 Posts
August 04 2005 03:52 GMT
#52
On August 04 2005 12:40 kidd wrote:
does your wang hang low does it wobble to and fro
can you tie it in knot can you tie it in a bow
can you throw it over your shoulder like a rape-porn soldier
does your wang hang low

lalala

haha, that's awesome.
SA-kcabsiozteh
Profile Joined July 2004
United States396 Posts
August 04 2005 04:06 GMT
#53
"Everyone who loves Jenna might as well say goodbye, she's going to be pierced. 14 inch is a lot of cock."

LMAO
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
August 04 2005 06:46 GMT
#54
On August 04 2005 11:26 Bard wrote:
Imagine they are making rape-porn.

Director - Okay Jenna this is the scene he's raping you so pretend like you are getting tortured. Hey Mike you know what to do right?

Mike - I know man.

Director - Alright. Action~!

Jenna - Agggh.. Help me! Help! Agh! Agh!

Director - Jenna, you are doing good! You are really into it! Keep going!

Jenna - Help me. Stop this! I am serious! I am not acting. AAAAGGGHHHH!!!!

Director - Good! This is academy award material.

Jenna - %&$* Oh great now he's biting me. Stop %*@( ^*(@* Agggghhh!!
How old are you?
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
[GiTM]-Ace
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4935 Posts
August 04 2005 07:00 GMT
#55
age doesnt matter it made me laugh. well until the overused biting line
I may not be the best player right now but I think I can beat any 'best' players. I'll beat all the best players and become the best player. Watch me. - Jju
karelen
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2407 Posts
August 04 2005 08:03 GMT
#56
tell her to cover the ears
zzzzzz
Jim
Profile Joined November 2003
Sweden1965 Posts
August 04 2005 08:09 GMT
#57
Go Bardy! Go Bardy!
To sup with the mighty ones, one must climb the path of daggers.
OneOther
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States10774 Posts
August 04 2005 09:41 GMT
#58
What if he bites Jenna's ear off cuz she wasnt moaning loud enough
ItsHighTimes
Profile Joined July 2005
United States41 Posts
August 04 2005 09:50 GMT
#59
I guess whatever unlucky woman has to work with Tyson is in theory going to be eating HIS children and not the other way around.
puff puff give
Darkwind
Profile Joined July 2005
United States35 Posts
August 04 2005 11:05 GMT
#60
Just the topic of Mike Tyson in general is funny, this just makes things hilarious.
Prepare for the worst and hope for the best
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