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Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-17 07:41:01
May 15 2005 14:17 GMT
#1
So this was the Senior prom, but my junior friends and I decided to go the day before the event and after much running around the school, managed to find enough seniors to invite us. That means no dates for a few of us, but we probably had the best time of everybody there.


I love it when you guys post pictures of your lives because after spending a few years with several of you guys, it is interesting to get a deeper look into your lives. Anyway, here's a sneak peak into mine. Enjoy the pictures guys ;D

[pictures edited out for privacy reasons]

risinghell
Profile Joined February 2003
119 Posts
May 15 2005 14:20 GMT
#2
haha nice. looks like the ball and prom stuff are all happening around this time. my schools sr ball was like 2 days ago too. man i would hecka done a dbz pose but ill prob scare my date and friends away. haha.
im ok player
Excalibur_Z
Profile Joined October 2002
United States12235 Posts
May 15 2005 14:21 GMT
#3
haha. Thanks for sharing, those are pretty funny.
Moderator
SChasu
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1505 Posts
May 15 2005 14:21 GMT
#4
fags... oh yeah ur an admin... i mean... MAN KLOGON UR THE SEXIEST GINYU MEMBER I KNOW :D
totalbiscuit is awful at casting.
ihatett
Profile Joined January 2005
United States2289 Posts
May 15 2005 14:21 GMT
#5
ROOOOFL @ that first pic!!!
I love Protoss because it is tough and straight. Protoss is the race for men.
ControL
Profile Joined June 2004
United States107 Posts
May 15 2005 14:21 GMT
#6
oh hehe *snicker*
nice pictures . seems like alot of good fun
as always i believe you and did I ever..
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
May 15 2005 14:23 GMT
#7
Nice. The Backstreet Boys imitation is funny.

After I read this
That means no dates for a few of us
and saw the first picture...I was like...whoa...ok?

But looks like you guys did have fun. Good facial expressions.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
May 15 2005 14:26 GMT
#8
On May 15 2005 23:21 SS-guy wrote:
fags... oh yeah ur an admin... i mean... MAN KLOGON UR THE SEXIEST GINYU MEMBER I KNOW :D

Of course! I am, after all, the Captain. The whole force is named after me.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
May 15 2005 14:26 GMT
#9
Nice. The Backstreet Boys imitation is funny.

After I read this
That means no dates for a few of us
and saw the first picture...I was like...whoa...ok?

But looks like you guys did have fun. Good facial expressions.
YoMeR
Profile Joined January 2003
United States263 Posts
May 15 2005 14:29 GMT
#10
shit nigga, i'm the big asian with shades. Don't mess.
Losers are acceptable, Failures are not. And your sir, are a Failure.
SChasu
Profile Joined October 2003
United States1505 Posts
May 15 2005 14:30 GMT
#11
all hail captain ginyu! :o
totalbiscuit is awful at casting.
Chris307
Profile Joined June 2004
3095 Posts
May 15 2005 14:32 GMT
#12
Nice pictures.

I never went to prom. Your date was a hawtie.
PUSH DICE CUP BACK AND I SHOOT CRAP
HowitZer
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1610 Posts
May 15 2005 15:09 GMT
#13
Nice pics. In the last one you kinda resemble Matt Foley motivational speaker and elvis with that pose.
Human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown and reformation is inherently purging. It makes a man acute.
SW)RIF
Profile Joined December 2003
United States563 Posts
May 15 2005 16:46 GMT
#14
Looks like you had more fun than i did. Whatever you do dont go to Junior Prom with a girl who likes dancing with her friends, especially if all your friends are the pretentious type not to go to prom to keep you company while your date runs off and dances with her lesbian fat faces.
Frits
Profile Joined March 2003
11782 Posts
May 15 2005 17:31 GMT
#15
HAha, The backstreet boy one kicked ass.

You still have that picture where you're standing in front of the other guy @ some big event? That was hilarious too. :D
PuertoRican
Profile Joined April 2004
United States5709 Posts
May 15 2005 17:39 GMT
#16
theres always that 1 random white guy in the group of asian friends.
If anyone orders any merlot Im leaving. I am NOT drinking any fucking merlot.
Manifesto7
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
Osaka27149 Posts
May 15 2005 19:38 GMT
#17
That is because the white boy kicks ass.

Seriously though, it looks like you had a good time bro. After my senior prom I stayed up all night and played a massive 4v4 basketball game at 5 am after dancing all night. Damn that Alita Newman... ditching me for all her bible thumping friends :p

Anyways, looked like a blast, and you are easily the best dressed of the bunch !
ModeratorGodfather
pooper-scooper
Profile Joined May 2003
United States3108 Posts
May 15 2005 19:46 GMT
#18
I loved my proms. I went to 5 my senior year (I had a lot of female friends) or thats the explaination that I use.
Good...Bad... Im the guy with the gun
KOFgokuon
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States14893 Posts
May 15 2005 20:47 GMT
#19
oh man. this just gives me awesome memories of back in high school
awesome stuff, u have pretty cool friends if they were willing to do stuff like that
FirstProbe
Profile Joined June 2004
1206 Posts
May 15 2005 21:09 GMT
#20
token white boy :D
Deleted User 2920
Profile Joined April 2003
225 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-17 07:36:33
May 15 2005 21:23 GMT
#21
LoL, The guy on the right is taking one for the team:
Thats honourable

[pictures edited out for privacy reasons]

Its been four years since my first prom *_*
oh ze memories,
[image loading]

i was such a nerd back then
Deleted User 2920
Profile Joined April 2003
225 Posts
May 15 2005 21:25 GMT
#22
wait... im still a nerd.

:D
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-17 07:36:54
May 15 2005 22:46 GMT
#23
On May 16 2005 02:31 Frits wrote:
HAha, The backstreet boy one kicked ass.

You still have that picture where you're standing in front of the other guy @ some big event? That was hilarious too. :D

Right here baby:
[pictures edited out for privacy reasons]

You can see our Token White Guy on the left walking alone like a loser. haha.

And btw, that huge chick got drunk on the way there with the girl in the white and they both started hitting on me. I have to say the white girl was pretty cute, but she was my friends date and I don't go stomping on that. And the big girl... well enough said.
Unforgiven
Profile Joined September 2004
Venezuela238 Posts
May 15 2005 23:27 GMT
#24
oh, the memories <3
-.-v
YoMeR
Profile Joined January 2003
United States263 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-17 07:37:09
May 16 2005 13:55 GMT
#25
On May 16 2005 06:23 12345 wrote:
LoL, The guy on the right is taking one for the team:
Thats honourable

[pictures edited out for privacy reasons]


haha the guy your talkin about is my little bro klogon. And god forbid he went with her. Although she did hit on him that night :D
Losers are acceptable, Failures are not. And your sir, are a Failure.
shizuru
Profile Joined October 2004
Japan570 Posts
May 16 2005 14:12 GMT
#26
great pictures to what im sure was a great experience. thanks for sharing.
Y821
Profile Joined November 2004
210 Posts
May 16 2005 16:19 GMT
#27
--- Nuked ---
s(~.^)z
SoleSteeler
Profile Joined April 2003
Canada5427 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-05-16 16:24:55
May 16 2005 16:24 GMT
#28
[image loading]


she's quite good looking yup
BinaryStar
Profile Joined November 2004
Afghanistan669 Posts
May 16 2005 19:45 GMT
#29
haha... wtf

looks sweet. it's cool that you have nerdy friends... ive got none
LazySCV
Profile Blog Joined September 2003
United States2942 Posts
May 16 2005 20:18 GMT
#30
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twoez4mins
Profile Joined February 2005
United States49 Posts
May 17 2005 13:08 GMT
#31
dude nice pics but
jayson failed on the dragonball z one...
failed
prom
failed
MuShu
Profile Joined March 2005
United States3223 Posts
May 17 2005 13:12 GMT
#32
Nice pics. Looked super fun!
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
May 17 2005 13:37 GMT
#33
Klogon you're a crazy person =P
All Those beneath an angry star
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
May 18 2005 00:37 GMT
#34
Klogon you friggin' rock \\m/ :D
Guardian guardian guardian of the blind
Twitt
Profile Joined December 2003
United States733 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-17 07:37:33
May 18 2005 00:59 GMT
#35
On May 16 2005 06:23 12345 wrote:
LoL, The guy on the right is taking one for the team:
Thats honourable

[pictures edited out for privacy reasons]

Its been four years since my first prom *_*
oh ze memories,
[image loading]

i was such a nerd back then


Maybe a little nerdy, but when you're with a chick like that, that outweighs nerdiness
MAN CLAN FIGHTING INDEED!~
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9947 Posts
May 18 2005 01:23 GMT
#36
On May 18 2005 09:59 Twitt wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 16 2005 06:23 12345 wrote:
LoL, The guy on the right is taking one for the team:
Thats honourable

[image loading]


Its been four years since my first prom *_*
oh ze memories,
[image loading]

i was such a nerd back then


Maybe a little nerdy, but when you're with a chick like that, that outweighs nerdiness


That chick looks an awful lot like my cousin.. tell me you dont live in atlanta... or wait, was she still in nebraska back then?

anyway, cool pics klogon
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
Moggle
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada327 Posts
May 18 2005 11:13 GMT
#37
...
...
...
I read it as "My Porn Pictures"
...
...
Thanks for ruining my fantasy.



But those are swet pictures.
Moggle @ USWest. I hate Spore Colonies!
Ack1027
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States7873 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-17 07:37:50
May 18 2005 11:20 GMT
#38
On May 16 2005 06:23 12345 wrote:
LoL, The guy on the right is taking one for the team:
Thats honourable

[pictures edited out for privacy reasons]


LOL TAKING ONE FOR TEH TEAM
mahc
Profile Joined November 2004
United States874 Posts
May 18 2005 12:43 GMT
#39
rofl

looks like you had a lot of fun

typo in charlie's angels..you wrote it as charlie's angles
oPtioNaLk
Profile Joined September 2004
Korea (South)564 Posts
May 18 2005 13:11 GMT
#40
That kid all the way on the left looks like he's wearing his dad's clothes. Don't fit him too well.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
May 18 2005 13:35 GMT
#41
Rumor has it that the prom next year for my senior year will be on a huge cruise ship and it will sail to the pacific. That'll be pimp.
insaneknights
Profile Joined January 2005
482 Posts
May 18 2005 14:27 GMT
#42
what school do you go to klogon?
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-06-17 07:38:17
May 18 2005 14:29 GMT
#43
[edited out for privacy reasons]
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-05-19 00:15:49
May 18 2005 19:29 GMT
#44
On May 18 2005 22:35 Klogon wrote:
Rumor has it that the prom next year for my senior year will be on a huge cruise ship and it will sail to the pacific. That'll be pimp.

Klogon, take a date who has good APM, If she doesn't have good APM then don't even bother, I mean girls with low APM are quite obviously n00b. So here is the scenario, you and your n00b date are walking down the boardwalk along side the balustrade and suddenly...crack in the warm pacific waters, a freak iceberg has struck the ship...ok, it's not imminent at the moment. There is a little bit of panic but it subsides because the captain gives the all clear over the PA system that utilizes Technomad Vernal Loudspeakers with these specs

Size: 9.1" x 6.1" x 6.1"
Weight: 8.5 lbs
.
Freq. Response: 100 Hz - 18 KHz (+/- 2 dB)
Sensitivity: 91 dB SPL (1W/1M, swept sine)
Continous Power : 60 Watts (based on EIA test 426B)
Dispersion: 120 x 120
Impedance: 8 ohms (nominal)
Connector: 1 x Screw Terminal
HF Driver: 1" horn-loaded ceramic driver (NO DOME TWEETER!)
LF Driver: 5" custom polypropylene driver

The distortion would be quite loud because the n00b driver has actually been using a Shure SM58 professional recording mic with a Behringer Tube Ultragain Preamp, which is inferior for such a class mic. The distortion is what will cause problems later on. The said distortion will be sent around the boat, and attract the attention of a very angry dolphin who has recently contracted several venereal diseases due to the fact that dolphins are the only other mammals that have sex for pleasure.

Sure, the nature of these venereal diseases are unknown, perhaps even a discarded condom from the prom/cruise ship which is of course a subsidiary brothel because of probably what girls at that age would consider to be a romantic thing, so the guys see it as a chance to hump left right and centre...and like since its a prom it's like a final thing of highschool ever.. emotions are running high and people are having a good time...alcohol has been slipped in by that creepy kid at school, who is now the coolest guy on the ship...he's hiding behind a row of lifeboats passing out free jager to passers by...he is a little left out, but he'll meet the right girl eventually...the jager has powers if consumed/drunk in large quantities.

The dolphin in question was just at the surface getting more oxygen for his next dive, a little mad he senses/not only hears the distortion of the mic...but he disregards it for now.

Back on the ship, Klogon is busy making random poses in front of his girl and wondering why the big girl isn't naked and/or trying to attach herself to him at this particular moment. (In fact no one really knew that the token white guy and her hooked up in cabin 55A which was beside the two old people who smelled somewhat like burnt anus on a midsummer's evening. The stains they left on the bed are at a later date crucially important to this story, but not until the reader is fully aware of what is going on.

The party is in full swing, the teachers have all resorted to acting like they are in the movie Titanic (pretty much, they all drown). No one really notices the teachers, because admists all the partying, drunkness...(thanks to the creepy guy and all the human pheromones in the air.)

(A side note, pher·o·mone: A chemical secreted by an animal, especially an insect, that influences the behavior or development of others of the same species, often functioning as an attractant of the opposite sex.)

(A side, side note: Human pheromones can only occur in special instances such as on cruise ships on prom night/week cruising around like pimps.)

Back in cabin 55A there are actually some hardcore pheromones being excreted, but at the moment they smell mostly of cankles and bear shit.

Klogon decides to make the party more interesting and tries to act out the entire series of Dragonball Z with his buddies since he brought the whole wardrobe along, this does indeed mean that he brought orange, blue and white clothing and several thousand bright blonde wigs that looks like they'd had a rough and tumble with a drunken Irish policeman that lasted some 4 weeks, and is probably still likely to be going. Now this is about a date that Klogon could have brought with low APM...so basically his n00b date is standing there acting amused, being all hot (but low APM, there are girls who are hot with high APM) and sexual. Klogon notices this and immediately starts doing a Backstreet Boy imitation but it suddenly goes wrong and he ends up making a facial expression that would never once be repeated again in history, it would look something like a cross between a cows left shoulder on a pasture comprised 44.5% of uncut grass and 65.5% speckled with a rare molecule known as "Petofalanaskanid" (which was of ancient Aztec origin.) and a lepers left leg that has recently fallen off and been cremated and spread around at various random locations in the Sahara desert.

Speaking of the Sahara, many schoolmates of Klogon were so thirsty that they could have in fact just have been in the Sahara desert. So they drank something and that broke that link forever. The thing that they drank however is the thing of major importance.

It was indeed Absinthe...now Absinthe has somewhat of a history:

Absinthe combines the potency of hard liquor with both the thrill of a dangerous poison and a ritual elaborate as that of any intravenous drug's. The beverage even has an enticing street name: The Green Fairy. As an added bonus, it's been illegal in the U.S. for almost a century.

Over the years, celebrity endorsements from the likes of Aleister Crowley, Oscar Wilde, and Marilyn Manson have contributed to the drink's illicit reputation. Even better for its image, it was the subject of famous artworks by Degas, Manet, Van Gogh, and others. These paintings often depicted lethargic addicts, tending to their glasses of green milky death.

Confusing the matter somewhat, absinthe does contain a small quantity of wormwood oil, which in turn contains thujone. Thujone is a colorless liquid marked by an aroma not unlike that of Vicks VapoRub. Chemically, the molecule resembles the bastard child of menthol and THC. What's more, it is a virulent neurotoxin. When administered orally to mice, alpha-thujone produces lethality in 50% of subjects at a dosage of 87.5 mg/kg, making it about half as dangerous as fluoride (LD50 at 44.3 mg/kg). For this reason the FDA banned wormwood oil as a food additive, although for some reason they haven't banned sage oil, which also contains the dreaded compound.

It is assumed that in the good old days, absinthe contained lots and lots of wormwood oil. Nowadays, the drink is manufactured primarily in Europe and so is subject to regulation by the European Economic Union. The EEU's maximum allowable proportion of thujone in absinthe is 10 parts per million. Experts speculate that a century ago, 260 ppm was not unheard of. However, this is really nothing more than an educated guess, and some critics propose that 60 ppm was probably more like it.

Now the fact that these guys had just had Absinthe is a wild thought...due to the fact that these group of young men were actually the only group of people in the known world who had an almost infinitely rare condition called "Thunjoneifwedrinkitwegetdrunktimestenitis" which meant that if they drink it, they get drunk times ten to the normal amount someone would get drunk with a relatively small amount of Absinthe.

In their now somehow altered frame of mind, they decided to visit the captain in the control room...they somehow managed to convince him that they were indeed hijacking the ship, and that it would be good for the captain to agree with them, or they might get angry.
Since the captain suffered from an equally rare phobia called "Thunjoneifwedrinkitwegetdrunktimestenitisphobia" which means that he is scared of people suffering from Thunjoneifwedrinkitwegetdrunktimestenitis. Frozen with fear, he relieves his bowels and passes out.

Amused, the group of drunken (very drunken....ok pretty much comatose but still walking) students now proceeded to contemplate screwing around with the ships control panels...but instead one of the more spritely of the lot suggests that they mess around with the microphone that was used to transmit to the PA system. What they were going to do next really fucks shit up yo.

As has previously been mentioned...the distortion levels coming through the speakers from the control panel through the Behringer preamp as uttered from the Shure SM58 are bad...but this is made worse when the preamp's dB output is cranked right up to + 10 dB output and the Gain is pumped up to a massive +60 dB on the Gain crank. Luckily the limiter and 20 dB pad buttons were down due to a freak accident involving several pounds of Blu-Tac...which at the time weren't expecting to have any inclusion in this tale. (Had they not have been down, this would have not ended out the way it was meant to.)

The dolphin with the nasty venereal disease had just re-emerged from the water after having taken a rather short dive...perhaps 7.43234 minutes. Its hyper-sensitive ears picked up the waves of distortion like it was a truck hitting a small child that has wandered out of a house at night wearing all black clothing and wandered on to a road which is only traversed by the owners of the house themselves...and at life-threatening moments, large trucks such as the one aforementioned.

Anyhow, the waves of distortion had a strange effect on the dolphin...the venereal disease mixed with the emotion of anger (which most species possess) made it think that the cruise ship was indeed the "Rabid al Hakikera" which in Dolphin prophecy reads something like "Destroyer of all Dolphinkind". The prophecy also had a tagline which read something like this: "Proceed to call all of the Dolphins in the ocean using a sonar line of communication to your area, and destroy the Rabid al Kakikera". So of course being the prophetically versed Dolphin in a state of righteous indignation that it was, it proceeded immediately to call all of the dolphins in the entire ocean to it's area to launch an assault on the prom cruise ship Klogon and his school was now 'promming' on.

Klogon and his friends were all of course too busy posing as the "Ginyu Force" from popular anime series: Dragonball Z to notice or even care about any of this. Especially when the group of drunken young students yelled "Woooooooooo" over the PA system and caused the start of a series of events that Lemony Snicket would call unfortunate. I would call them dangerous and harmful to the extent that talking to a priest as a small child is dangerous and harmful. (This is quite dangerous.)

The students in the cabin now passed out along side the captain...(this is completely irrelevant).

The creepy guy passing out free beer behind the lifeboats found true love at this moment. (This is also completely, completely irrelevant).

This is when the trouble will start to occur, a few slight tremors...a few large thuds...a few large gray bottlenosed battle dolphins ripping someone's arm off...and everyone is talking.

Now there is a bit of a panic...the dolphins somehow have managed to surmount the 50 foot high ship sides and thick and difficult-to-climb balustrades and are now launching themselves on deck...and using their sheer numbers to club people to death with tail, large nose, high pitched whines (to induce deafness)...there is chaos everywhere...chaos that even the Ginyu Force, Charlie's Angels and The Backstreet Boys cannot overcome without shitting their pants and being deemed useless.

In Cabin 55A the big girl and the token white guy are now together...having run away from a small Indian River Dolphin in the corridors. Indian River Dolphin. The Indian river dolphin is classified in the family Platanistidae. Known locally as susu, this dolphin is restricted to the Indus, Ganges, and Brahmaputra rivers of India. These animals are nearly blind—they lack eye lenses and their eye openings are no bigger than a pinhole. As a result, they rely almost entirely on echolocation to forage for food and navigate in the murky river waters.

Because of it's honed echolocation abilities...it worked really effectively and menancingly in the corridor the two future lovers were forced into. So they made their way into Cabin 55A (Next to the old people who smell like soiled-nappies that have left in the sun for 48 hours in Death Valley, Nevada.)

Admist all the worry, panic and dire circumstances...the token white guy finds some attraction to the rather large girl in front of him. Little does he know, she'd bone any guy...so he doesn't have to even speak...she throws himself on him (he couldn't move properly for several hours after the lovemaking session, sometimes even during it).

The stains/secretions they left on the blanket that I said were crucially important earlier...still are crucially important and this is how:

A rare type of human pheromone (even rarer than ever thought possible) was excreted by these two lovebirds. This pheromone was indeed the most powerfully seductive pheromone ever known to dolphinkind...even as powerful as to override the insane urge for killing of the prophecised "Rabid al Hakikera". It was known as rectaljamcomesfromboningafattymone. The whole lovemaking session lasted mere minutes...just the right amount of time for enough rectaljamcomesfromboningafattymone to be secreted...enough for the entire population of dolphins in the entire world.

Saying she felt cold, token white guy wraps the blanket around her...and feeling daring...maybe even brave after his lovemaking conquest...(even if he couldn't move properly). The two lovers made their way to the corridor...keeping extremely alert...suddenly...dolphins everywhere...running (well...slip-jump-skating) towards them...

They ran like there was possibly no tomorrow (which solves hangover issues if there was indeed no tomorrow...) away from the hordes...yes hordes of dolphins slip-jump-skating towards them.

Token white guy, being a rather cunning fellow...somehow managed to devise in those short few minutes...that they were attracted to his date...somehow she resembled...a dolphin...or indeed a larger mammal. He was wrong however...it was the pheromone rectaljamcomesfromboningafattymone on the blanket now wrapped about her beefy shoulders.

Now out on the main deck...they saw many disabled/stunned students being encircled by a swathe of dolphins...but this circle of execution was not to be completed...even though the dolphins surely would have done it (thinking they were killing Rabid al Hakikera's children).

All the dolphins on the main deck and around the ship in unison let out a large cry that was: "OeOeOeOeOeOeOeOeOeOeOe" which is the same as the human term in both dialects it translates as: "I am indeed horny, and I cannot express it in words how horny I am at this point in time".

Klogon being the crazily good student at calculus that he is...devised that he could not actually use any calculus in this situation...and instead used his strong sense of smell to detect rectaljamcomesfromboningafattymone in the air...and realised that he had been studying this in chemistry just last week. (Co-incidence? No I don't think so.)

He shouted out to the big girl that she had to somehow lure the dolphins away with the human pheromone that he could smell and see (& even hear) on the blanket.

This was lucky at this point, because she was indeed one of the most flatulent and extraordinarily skilled artist in the art of anal derived, gastric propulsion. She was able to send the blanket flying with such a force, that it would have given Arnold Schwarzenegger a tough time to beat it even with him having a CPU which is a neural-net processor - a learning computer.

All the dolphins on the ship reacted to this as you would have expected...they turned and feeling the urge (to the Nth degree) had to follow it even if it was now riding on thermals high above the ocean. The big girl had saved the day...as the dolphins slowly left the ship and left all of students alive...(dolphins have trouble manipulating objects and they aren't exactly hard-hitters...and they don't know the difference between unconscious and dead. The one guy who had his arm ripped off was a freak accident that only occured because the dolphin had been launched with the exterior force of over a million dolphins. You could in fact call him: extremely unlucky)

The real dilemma was over...but the crisis wasn't over...one of the drunken students in the cabin...not having noticed any of this (due to being unconscious most of the time) was now up and messing with the ships navigational controls.

Noticing the change in direction almost instantly, Klogon and his girl bound up to the cabin to see the damage and who was tampering...the drunk student who had been tampering had served his purpose of fucking something else up and then passing out again. (Typical).

Klogon seeing that the ship was headed directly for land...rocky land...rocky greenland...perhaps even Greenland (if the weather was right for it). He stepped up to the challenge, and pulled out a technical manual...a "How To Guide for Sailing: For People Suffering from Thunjoneifwedrinkitwegetdrunktimestenitisphobia". Using his ability to read text (i.e. TL.net posts) with extreme haste...he figured out the entire navigational control system for this massive cruise ship...

Since he could now only dictate to his girl what to do, due to him having to press hundreds of controls a minute, he told her to press 5 different buttons he couldn't reach (without the use of his penis) in rapid succession going in order...first she had to press 1, then control button 'A', then 2, then control button 'A' again..until she got to 4..then she would press 'A' again...the buttons were close together and easy to press...but try as hard as she might she could not press 1a2a3a4a fast enough to steer the ship off course before it crashed, at high speed, packing the weight of an unconscious, dolphin-bashed prom party...and possibly heavier things such as an engine...and the immense weight of all the jagermeister the creepy guy had snuck aboard...the ship was ruined and all the students died...except for Klogon...who was now standing on a random hill...in Greenland...contemplating what could have been..

IF HE HAD CHOSEN A GIRL WHO HAD HIGH APM.

So remember, take a girl with high APM, or things like this could happen...

Oh and don't trust these guys. T_T

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Sorry...I got so bored...I had English work to do...I felt like getting creative. Anything to get out of school work. ^_^ Even if it takes longer to write than the actual work itself.
Schnake
Profile Joined September 2003
Germany2819 Posts
May 18 2005 19:55 GMT
#45
I don't know if I should like this or hate it. :|
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Bockit
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Sydney2287 Posts
May 18 2005 19:58 GMT
#46
I dare someone to quote it ^^

Reminds me of hitchikers guide to the galaxy.
Their are four errors in this sentance.
ToKoreaWithLove
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Norway10161 Posts
May 18 2005 20:59 GMT
#47
Holy crap that had me on the floor.

What greatness!
ModeratorFather of bunnies
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
May 19 2005 06:49 GMT
#48
On May 19 2005 04:55 Schnake wrote:
I don't know if I should like this or hate it. :|

Why such confusion?
EnDeR_
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
Spain2693 Posts
May 19 2005 07:13 GMT
#49
Lol, that was genious smurg

Write some more!!
estás más desubicao q un croissant en un plato de nécoras
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
May 19 2005 11:30 GMT
#50
OH
MY

YOU ARE MY HERO! HAHAHAHAHHAHA
Izenra
Profile Joined October 2004
Canada679 Posts
May 19 2005 11:45 GMT
#51
On May 18 2005 20:20 Ack1027 wrote:
LOL TAKING ONE FOR TEH TEAM


lol
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not
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LOL!!11!!11!
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
May 19 2005 11:48 GMT
#52
On May 18 2005 20:13 Enorasis wrote:
...
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I read it as "My Porn Pictures"
...
...
Thanks for ruining my fantasy.



But those are swet pictures.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who keeps reading it like that. The first time I thought it said, "My mom Pictures." I couldn't figure out what that'd be.

So, who wants to join Smurg's fan club?
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-05-19 12:14:07
May 19 2005 12:13 GMT
#53
OMG yes :D

Hall of Fame! gogo
PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5069 Posts
May 19 2005 14:18 GMT
#54
HAHAHA 1a2a3a4a

I'll be sure to remember that for my prom..

that was brilliant smurg ^^
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
May 20 2005 08:02 GMT
#55
--- Nuked ---
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10541 Posts
May 20 2005 08:12 GMT
#56
wow, proms in the states are so cheesy
Im back, in pog form!
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
May 20 2005 11:02 GMT
#57
On May 20 2005 17:12 baal wrote:
wow, proms in the states are so cheesy

Yeah we call them 'formals' here and they are hardcore.
SchOOl_VicTIm
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Greece2394 Posts
May 20 2005 11:25 GMT
#58
On May 18 2005 20:13 Enorasis wrote:
...
...
...
I read it as "My Porn Pictures"
...
...
Thanks for ruining my fantasy.


wtf? i know I wouldn't want to see Klogon naked doing some... ehm... naughty stuff!

cool pics btw
risinghell
Profile Joined February 2003
119 Posts
May 20 2005 11:27 GMT
#59
from what i heard my sr ball this year had sweaty people banging BANGING like crazy and hardcore but with clothes on and its like 120 degrees in the center of the sun(dance circle). are your balls like this too?
im ok player
SchOOl_VicTIm
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Greece2394 Posts
May 20 2005 11:32 GMT
#60
rofl @ smurg :D
Klogon
Profile Blog Joined November 2002
MURICA15980 Posts
May 20 2005 13:56 GMT
#61
On May 20 2005 20:25 SchOOl_VicTIm wrote:
wtf? i know I wouldn't want to see Klogon naked doing some... ehm... naughty stuff!

Captian Ginyu does not strip in front of strange Greek men. Sorry.
Invincible-SCV
Profile Joined October 2004
United States93 Posts
May 22 2005 03:45 GMT
#62
Haha.
Smurg
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Australia3818 Posts
May 22 2005 10:19 GMT
#63
On May 20 2005 22:56 Klogon wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 20 2005 20:25 SchOOl_VicTIm wrote:
wtf? i know I wouldn't want to see Klogon naked doing some... ehm... naughty stuff!

Captian Ginyu does not strip in front of strange Greek men. Sorry.

</sarcasm>
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
May 22 2005 10:21 GMT
#64
On May 22 2005 12:45 Invincible-SCV wrote:
Haha.

die
MarKoNiO
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
Peru888 Posts
May 22 2005 11:00 GMT
#65
FFunny pics :D
- Hardcore gamer -
Mora
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
Canada5235 Posts
May 22 2005 13:14 GMT
#66
great pics klogon
Happiness only real when shared.
Person514cs
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1004 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-08 15:42:08
February 08 2007 15:41 GMT
#67
Sorry mis clicked
Peace and love, for ever.
NarutO
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
Germany18839 Posts
February 08 2007 15:47 GMT
#68
ROFL~
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Way
Profile Joined September 2006
Canada565 Posts
February 08 2007 16:00 GMT
#69
LOL nice bump ;D!
PanoRaMa
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
United States5069 Posts
February 08 2007 16:11 GMT
#70
I can only assume that the only way such an old topic could possibly be accidentally bumped was because Person514cs was searching all over TL for pics of Klogon, and out of his sheer excitement he accidentally posts something
OverTheUnder
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
United States2929 Posts
February 08 2007 16:27 GMT
#71
lol
Honor would be taking it up the ass and curing all diseases, damn how stupid can people get. -baal http://puertoricanbw.ytmnd.com/
mel_ee
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
2448 Posts
February 08 2007 16:29 GMT
#72
hahah man that ginyu force is classic!
Behold the bold soldier, control the globe slowly proceeds to blow swingin swords like Shinobi
bioboyAT
Profile Joined July 2004
Austria1763 Posts
February 08 2007 16:33 GMT
#73
it was still nice too look at them again

klogon my personal hero
Milchmann | DeadVessel: Milchmann pwns. I fail.
We Are Here
Profile Blog Joined October 2006
Australia1810 Posts
February 08 2007 17:20 GMT
#74
ahaha first time seeing this.. nice, i like!!
He who turns those around him into allies, possesses the most terrifying ability in the world.
1tym
Profile Joined April 2005
Korea (South)2425 Posts
February 08 2007 18:52 GMT
#75
As Person514cs was beating off to Klogan pictures, his parents suddnely walks in, and out of shock, he mis clicks on post instead of X
1tym is one time for your mind
alffla
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Hong Kong20321 Posts
February 08 2007 19:23 GMT
#76
ahhahahahahaha
Graphicssavior[gm] : What is a “yawn” rape ;; Masumune - It was the year of the pig for those fucking defilers. Chill - A clinic you say? okum: SC without Korean yelling is like porn without sex. konamix: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!
Beyonder
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands15103 Posts
February 08 2007 19:27 GMT
#77
hahaha thats hilarious
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Person514cs
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
1004 Posts
February 08 2007 19:35 GMT
#78
On February 09 2007 03:52 1tym wrote:
As Person514cs was beating off to Klogan pictures, his parents suddnely walks in, and out of shock, he mis clicks on post instead of X


ah...no. I am not turned on by aliens if that's what you are saying.
Peace and love, for ever.
Manit0u
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
Poland17257 Posts
February 08 2007 19:45 GMT
#79
Who the hell wears white socks to black outfit?!

P. S.
The chicks are ugly and there's not enough alcohol in the pics for the prom (the only picture I have from the prom - been on 3 proms so far - is the pic where I'm pouring vodka in the school).
Time is precious. Waste it wisely.
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32274 Posts
February 08 2007 21:48 GMT
#80
On May 22 2006 19:19 dronebabo wrote:
LOL
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KizZBG
Profile Blog Joined November 2006
u gotta skate8152 Posts
Last Edited: 2007-02-08 22:01:02
February 08 2007 21:59 GMT
#81
On February 09 2007 00:41 Person514cs wrote:
Sorry mis clicked


ahahahah post of the week.
and this :p
On February 09 2007 01:11 PanoRaMa wrote:
I can only assume that the only way such an old topic could possibly be accidentally bumped was because Person514cs was searching all over TL for pics of Klogon, and out of his sheer excitement he accidentally posts something


Great pics btw.
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