MSPaint Game: Doug's Race - Page 11

Right now Doug and his family are starving to death. They have plenty of food but no way to eat it. Save him from starvation.

Dawg loves football but he just cant.

Doug cant hear very well help him out.

but the one thing he hates most is not having a nose to smell all the beautiful flowers at his local park

but he keeps getting dirt and shit in his eyes, help him out!

I tried to put some glasses on Doug, but they just fell off because his ears are in the wrong place

Doug's ears fell off as he tried to put on his glasses, and they turned into a butterfly, oh no! Now he's bleeding! Quick, Doug is freezing to death--he needs a fur coat!

Doug has gotten his fur coat and patched his ears after finding a vuvuzela... but he still does not have any robot legs.

doug feels lonely, he needs someone, or something, that can take his loneliness away

Now if he just needs some running shoes.

As functional as his current evolution is it is not very appealing towards the ladies. challenge is to make him a ladiesman

find him a lady to impress

Turns out Doug impressed some pretty high quality ladies but soon he discovered that she was just trying to interview him and was actually a dragon made of steel!

Doug now has fire breathing power and spikes on his right knee to fend off the Steel Dragon's Excellence

but sadly, he killed it, and now is attempting an escape from law enforcement

Doug uses the perfect disguise to lose the cops. Where can he hide the body?

Doug Hides the body in a seemingly innocent recycling bin.

Doug is tired from a long day of work and bloodshed.. He needs to go to the bathroom but can't because there is no place to go! He has a bladder problem and you must hurry! How will you make him go to the bathroom?

Unfortunately, Doug was arrested by said cops and thrown in jail for his deeds. Doug needs a couple dumbells to work out with so he can put on [more] muscle and make someone in his cell his bitch.

Doug has been lifting weights and training hard to be the strongest one in the prison, he gets into a fight with another guy and ends up with a bleeding nose and a black eye, he has to get some medical care for his eye and nose but there are no doctors in his prison, will you help Doug? :D

While there was no doctor in the prison, they did have a hot medic in a space suit.

Now he just needs to romance the medic to get out and go with her.

He gave her a flower but she said no. So now he has to try harder to romance her!

Doug decides that the only logical course of action is to become a surfer because chicks dig surfers. After hanging ten on a sweet wave Doug comes back onto shore to notice a beach bully jiggling his pecs at his girl! What should Doug do?

Doug calls in his mate from the KGB. However, he now needs a lot of cash to pay for the costs of the assassination. How will he get this money?

Selling drugs of course!

Cella's going to the pool. How's he going to move?

Cella uses a Jetpack to move around.. He has no way to operate it though!

On his way to the pool, Cella notices a hostage situation at the local bank! What should he do?

Now that the criminal's shirt is snared in the grappling hook where is Cella going to drop the criminal off?

Unfortunately it seems as though Cella's conscience has gotten the better of him/her/it and he/she/it cannot morally resolve this situation, yet. How will Cella confront his/her/its inner turmoil (nevermind the gender confusion)?

In the stress of his moral dilemma, cella magically ends up growing a pair, resolving both his inner turmoil and his gender questionability. He then drops the robber to his death.

Unfortunately the blood and Cella's uncanny resemblance to a reaper attract a flock of mutalisks. What will cella do to defend himself from them?

A wild Thor appears!
"Thor is here!"
And shoots them off.

Now Thor is asking for some money for his drugs...

Cella's Jetpack gets a serious overhaul to a much more powerful, and efficient, version. He blasts off away from the thor and mutalisks.

...but not before the thor launches a barrage of missiles at him.

Cella uses a magical rainbow box shield to defend himself from the thor's missiles, and escapes the mutalisks and thor using his super-jetpack thing

But now he's hungry. Where can cella grab a bite to eat?

Cella goes to subway, but someone is going to eat his sandwich.

How does Cella deal with it?

Cella uses Top 3 Control to steal the Sandwhich back from Son Goku, but he needs a bag to hide it or otherwise he's going to die a painful death. Can you help him?

Too bad he doesnt actually have any arms to eat the sandwich with

Unfortunately, as soon as attempts to eat it a Dark Archon mind controls his arbiter. He is no longer cloaked, but mr goku is...

The ghost EMPs around Cella, but how is he going to fight Goku?

Faced with such fierce enemies, Cella thinks quick and pulls out some credit cards to buy Goku some food.

Now Cella is going to be broke. How will he get enough money to support him/his family if he has one?

Goku invites Cella to follow him home to share the food.

His driveway is long though and Goku suggests to Cella that he can pay off the food debt, by cleaning the driveway...

Cella dips down in to the driveway in an effort to pay off his debts when his thrusters accidentally light the entire thing on fire. Oh no!

Hurry! Goku is still in there! Should he put it out, or make his great escape?

Using his magical head bucket, Cella extinguishes the flames and saves Goku.

But oh neoooo! Cella's thrusters run off hydrogen power and he used his last quantity of water to put out the fire. If he doesn't find an alternative source of power, he'll crash and die D: How ever will he escape from this dilemma?

Celle goes to school to learn about electrolysis and builds two antennas to split the water vapor in air into hydrogen and oxygen using electricity generated by powering up.

Because he is so smart, he now realizes that his life will be a consistent string of trials and that he will never be truly happy. How will Celle deal with his newfound cynicism?

Cella turns to the life of drugs.

oh no! Now he is addicted! Someone or something must intervene to stop this destructive behavior.

"You want to stop that destructive behavior?" Doug asks, with his manly red lips. "I've got just the thing to help you out with that." He pulls out a bag with some white powder inside.

Should Cella trust his new friend? To be continued...

She needs a street name, and perhaps a way to move around.

Tankgirl needs a way to gather fuel for her tank, obviously!

Tankgirl or MCTanK as shes known on the streets has rubbed her face on the paint pallet to depict her present emotions.
She is sad becuase she has no hands to paint with or install her flux capacitor.

Tankgirl has attached two arms so she can finally learn how to paint, but she still needs something that she can paint on.

Tankgirl finds wally the walrus to paint on and paints an apple on his back. She immediately falls in love. Where should they go/do on there first date?

wally has spilt his wine.
how will they clean it up?

As Wally returns from the bathroom, after cleaning himself off, he realizes his mistake. MCTank is being towed for being illegally parked inside a restaurant! Help Wally save his girlfriend.

Wally saves MCTank-girl by bribing the truckdriver.

But, now their date is ruined... What do they do to make up for the ruined date?

Turns out the whole event was a dream She dreamed up while she was dreaming

But now, she needs to go deeper.

When she awoke she found that she has Amnesia! She is in an old 19th century castle. She needs to continue her Dark Descent!, but it is too dark in the hallway, she eyes a lantern on a desk, but has no way of grabbing it! How will she grab the lantern?

The being formerly known as Tankgirl grew a manly arm in order to retrieve the lantern only to realize it never existed in the first place. She scratches her head in confusion.

What is going on here? Tankgirl needs some kind of hint!

turns out that was all a dream

or is it?

whats going on pinky?

Pinky was apparently looking at something naughty! Someone walks in the room! Oh no! What does pinky do?

Pinky does the only thing Pinky can do! GO TO JAIL! While watching por-something "naughty", Pinky accidentally left open the "Borrowed From The Internet" folder, and of course our "someone" happens to love enforcing copyrights.

But what's this!? Pinky grew another manly arm and was able to bend open her jailcell bars! Is Pinky going to make a run for it???

Ah, but Pinky has just not noticed something... running is quite hard with NO LEGS! Pinky is in a panic, and the guards are trying to intervene before Pinky can escape.

Now what is Pinky to do?

However, Pinky is suffering under the blisteringly hot sun and wants to get some shade.

Pinky has been updated with a mind controlled cyber umbrella.......but now hes running out of fuel to fuel all of this mech tech!

Pinky realizes that she will need the flux capacitor and decides to go inside her dream to confront herself to take the flux capacitor

Knowing how much she needs the flux capacitor Mctanky refuses to hand over the flux capacitor , so what will pinky do?

So Pinky decides to use force, and tries to go High-Templar on McTanky/Tankgurl/Whatever AKA Herself. While turning out yellow rather than blue, Mctanky/Tankgurl/Etc is no more, and the flux capacitor is Pinky's!

But now Wally is out for vengeance, and he has a very crude, poor looking gun in hand.

Pinky quickly drinks some Brawndo and now has enough energy to run away! But unbeknownst to her, Brawndo is what plants crave!

Pinky realizes that there is a reason that plants are at the bottom of the foodchain, and devours them. But now he/she/it has eaten so much that its stomach hurts. What can it do about that?

Sticko offers laxatives, but knowing Sticko's shady past, it may be a scam. Will Pinko trust the friendship or turn down Sticko's offer?

Pinky realizes what's happening and is about to put up her friend zone when suddenly Baller appears from TL blogs to help his homeslice, Sticko, out. Even the friendzone can not hold off Baller for long. What should she do against the immovable object, baller, and unstoppable force that is the plant snapping at her feet?

Little did Baller know, Sticko is actually Jaedong! Being more baller than Baller, Jaedong takes care of him like it was a JvZ, using his death stare instead of mutas.

Baller is no more, but Jaedong's stare has no effect on plants! Now Pinky must take care of the plant, AND Jaedong wants compensation for his help! What is pinky to do!

Pinky has gained the powers of The Wanna Be The Guy! His cape gives him the ability to double jump, and it also has a music player that plays epic 8 bit music dependent on the environment! He also obtained a gun, which can ironically only shoot when there are 4 bullets or less on the screen. He needs to get to the victory orb, but there's a cherry tree in the way. The evil cherries will fall on her and splatter her into a million pieces if she doesn't avoid it. How will she get past the evil cherries to the victory orb? (http://kayin.pyoko.org/iwbtg/)

Before dealing with silly cherries, Pinky had an epiphany! "Why am I wasting time without pointless problems, when I could just leave the dream"!. With flux capacitor in hand, Pinky leaves her dream.

Oh? What is this? The flux capacitor has fallen to the ground, and pinky can not move because her energy is too low! How is Pinky going to hookup the flux capacitor now?

No choice must wait for energy..... What a long wait..... When will Pinky be able to move again?

Part of Pinky's mech tech is a hidden cheap ass grappling hook.....IT WILL BREAK AFTER 1 USE.......but its enough to get the flux capacitor to her crotch where it belongs..
Now that pinky has unlimited power she needs somewhere to go......shes been standing outside of the jail house for a long time now!

There is only one thing to do, Destroy the Jail. But first he needs some Better Weapons

After the grapple hook retracted the flux capacitor into her crotch, it caused her to hurt herself, HOWEVER, as she's now warping out of this dream, none of the above matters!

And wakes up in Jail....