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*edit ninja'd guess Wally wont be coming back yet =(.
+ Show Spoiler +Look whos baaaackkkk its Wally the Walrus! ![[image loading]](http://i55.tinypic.com/1zahx0.png) Wally loves pickles but cannot open the pickle jar with his floppy slippery fins, how will wally overcome this challenge?
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Zero reacts to having life thrust upon him by thrusting back. Zero is signed up to compete in a race today, but up coming into the Dougverse all his moving parts have been destroyed, what will Zero do!?
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What have you guys DONE HERE!? This is MADNESS!
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Just like a Cliche AI Movie
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/g0WsA.png) He kills all the lab members first when he wakes up
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No one is around to press the B button and zero evolves into pacman.
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/q8Dm3.png) Now he just needs something to eat...
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Zero quickly gets bored of the arcade series. Being a programmed, artificial life-form, Zero performs his daily system restart. He wipes his cache, checks system registry and performs his boot operation. It turns out the scientists who programmed him designed Zero for one thing and one thing only.... WORLD DOMINATION. Zero's system is overridden by the operation and at the same time granted access to a plethora weapons, devices and utilities to fulfill his task.
But be careful Zero, running all those devices at the same time might not be good for your system!
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On July 17 2011 10:03 sureshot_ wrote:![[image loading]](http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/120/zeroug.png) Zero quickly gets bored of the arcade series. Being a programmed, artificial life-form, Zero performs his daily system restart. He wipes his cache, checks system registry and performs his boot operation. It turns out the scientists who programmed him designed Zero for one thing and one thing only.... WORLD DOMINATION. Zero's system is overridden by the operation and at the same time granted access to a plethora weapons, devices and utilities to fulfill his task. But be careful Zero, running all those devices at the same time might not be good for your system! Which in turn.....
![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/TA0WG.jpg) CAUSED ZERO TO CRASH!!!!!
What will happen to zero now?
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After the blue screen, Zero was finished with windows.
So he installed Debian.
However, due to the intelligence he gained from becoming a linux user, his brain is at risk of exploding! How will he avoid this problem?
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/j2c9U.png) To prevent brain rupture he wore a heavy steel Armor around at all times now he is set to accomplish his goals for World Domination. So he begins his journey....
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Zero is able to arrive to a digital reality through the matrix! What is the setting of this new and strange environment?!
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When A stranger came up to him and asked "Red Pill? or Blue?"
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Why have all of these led up to drugs T___T
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Zero decides to analyze the pills before making a decision... what do they contain?
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![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/zxFYn.png) zero thinks these ingredients can't be right. I must be hallucinating. What is he to do?
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While zero was taking time to make his decision, it turns out the stranger was actually using the properties of this 2d matrix to trick our hero!
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With the large toy car thrust violently into our hero's face, how will he recover?!
edit: adapted my image to it being ninja'd
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After facing facial injuries, he looks in front of him again to notice that the man pulls his hands out of his sleeves. Again he is faced with the decision. So this time, he uses the 4th dimension and chooses both at the same time.
Left: How will he escape the tank? Right: How will he escape the room?
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this thread is a trainwreck. i would've liked to see doug evolve without the lack of creativity or copy pasting real life stuff into it but i guess this is also entertaining quite a few people lol.
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On July 17 2011 13:42 Terranist wrote: this thread is a trainwreck. i would've liked to see doug evolve without the lack of creativity or copy pasting real life stuff into it but i guess this is also entertaining quite a few people lol. well now we've discontinued pasting real images. mostly everything is in paint now.
edit: oh wow i forgot to do the comprehensive story. Ill get to it tomorrow. promise!
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Turns out that in both dimensions both the tube and his bed where over a Dimensional connector machine. The machine connected his two dimensions and then he was jailed for doing drugs.
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All of that shock of connecting dimensions has went straight to his bladder, and he is too weak to get out of bed. How will he get to the toilet in his cell without the energy to get out of bed?
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On July 17 2011 13:42 Terranist wrote: this thread is a trainwreck. i would've liked to see doug evolve without the lack of creativity or copy pasting real life stuff into it but i guess this is also entertaining quite a few people lol.
For the most part I find the trainwreck state of this to be what makes a good amount of laughs.
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