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Epishade
Profile Blog Joined November 2011
United States2267 Posts
October 14 2014 14:36 GMT
#3061
On October 14 2014 19:46 GfBrutus wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2014 13:04 Epishade wrote:
I'm writing a paper on the analytic and algebraic topology of locally euclidean parameterization of infinitely differentiable Reimannian manifolds. I have no idea wtf my professor wants in this paper and I was thinking of just plagiarizing the assignment. What do?


Of course, you already know the answer. Time to contact your friend in Minsk. You know, the one with the friend in Pinsk and so on.

You might turn out to be a few decades late however.

Lol, somebody got it haha.
Pinhead Larry in the streets, Dirty Dan in the sheets.
Ghostcom
Profile Joined March 2010
Denmark4783 Posts
October 14 2014 15:43 GMT
#3062
Is this thread really just a honeypot to attract all of TLs trolls?
Yoav
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1874 Posts
October 14 2014 20:34 GMT
#3063
On October 15 2014 00:43 Ghostcom wrote:
Is this thread really just a honeypot to attract all of TLs trolls?


http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/starcraft-2/255254-designated-balance-discussion-thread
Animzor
Profile Joined March 2011
Sweden2154 Posts
October 15 2014 02:58 GMT
#3064
On October 14 2014 23:00 Thieving Magpie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2014 20:00 Jisira wrote:
On October 12 2014 04:02 Tephus wrote:
On October 11 2014 20:26 Simberto wrote:
Popcorn might make sense if you don't like getting your fingers sticky with sugar.

Soup could work if you take enough time, and just suck the small amount of liquid that will stick to the chopsticks off them. But i doubt you will manage to not starve doing that.


Heh, everyone ready to have their mind blown? In Europe popcorn is typically covered in sugar, in NA its usually covered in butter/salt.

Where in Europe are you from!? In Sweden we use salt. Pls.


You're obviously wrong, if some guy on TL makes broad statements about other people's experiences on a nerd forum, what can I do but believe him!

Question to Europeans: do you add cheese to your popcorn?


Usually sugar,cheese, butter and ketchup. Melt it all in the microwave and pour it on.
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
October 15 2014 16:39 GMT
#3065
Do vampires have blood or do they just eat it or do they eat their own blood????
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18869 Posts
October 15 2014 16:46 GMT
#3066
That would depend on the specifics of the vampire story being discussed.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
Simberto
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Germany12026 Posts
October 15 2014 17:29 GMT
#3067
But generally speaking, if you want to reduce the amount of "It's magic" necessary, yes, they would need blood to transport oxygen and nutrients and whatevers to their muscles. Drinking their own blood could be possible, but would defintively be a net energy/nutrient negative due to losses and actually using some energy.

As opposed to drinking your own urine in a desert to rehydrate (but accepting some additional toxicity for it), i can't really see a good reason why a vampire would want to drink his own blood. Even in the short term the reduced amount of blood would more than balance out any amount of nutrients gained through this process. But i guess the whole blooddrinking process is often displayed in a rather sexual way, so maybe drinking your own blood would be similar to masturbation?
corumjhaelen
Profile Blog Joined October 2009
France6884 Posts
October 15 2014 17:44 GMT
#3068
On October 14 2014 23:36 Epishade wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 14 2014 19:46 GfBrutus wrote:
On October 14 2014 13:04 Epishade wrote:
I'm writing a paper on the analytic and algebraic topology of locally euclidean parameterization of infinitely differentiable Reimannian manifolds. I have no idea wtf my professor wants in this paper and I was thinking of just plagiarizing the assignment. What do?


Of course, you already know the answer. Time to contact your friend in Minsk. You know, the one with the friend in Pinsk and so on.

You might turn out to be a few decades late however.

Lol, somebody got it haha.

Thank you guys for making me discover this, hilarious. The title for your work sounded like a troll, but one made by someone who knew very well what he was doing^^
‎numquam se plus agere quam nihil cum ageret, numquam minus solum esse quam cum solus esset
Yoav
Profile Joined March 2011
United States1874 Posts
October 15 2014 22:04 GMT
#3069
On October 16 2014 02:29 Simberto wrote:
But generally speaking, if you want to reduce the amount of "It's magic" necessary, yes, they would need blood to transport oxygen and nutrients and whatevers to their muscles. Drinking their own blood could be possible, but would defintively be a net energy/nutrient negative due to losses and actually using some energy.

As opposed to drinking your own urine in a desert to rehydrate (but accepting some additional toxicity for it), i can't really see a good reason why a vampire would want to drink his own blood. Even in the short term the reduced amount of blood would more than balance out any amount of nutrients gained through this process. But i guess the whole blooddrinking process is often displayed in a rather sexual way, so maybe drinking your own blood would be similar to masturbation?


Really, the question is: Do vampires piss?

Also, why don't vampire hunters (modern ones) use IR goggles to detect vampires?
icystorage
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Jollibee19350 Posts
October 16 2014 03:07 GMT
#3070
Should you refrigerate ketchup? Why? Why would you eat cold ketchup?
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Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
October 16 2014 03:14 GMT
#3071
On October 16 2014 12:07 icystorage wrote:
Should you refrigerate ketchup? Why? Why would you eat cold ketchup?


For the same reason white people eat tomato based ketchup: they're weirdos.
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Pucca
Profile Blog Joined January 2012
Taiwan1280 Posts
October 16 2014 06:57 GMT
#3072
Why is Plexa a fag?

User was banned for this post.
Master Chief
Seeker *
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
Where dat snitch at?37120 Posts
October 16 2014 08:18 GMT
#3073
On October 16 2014 15:57 Pucca wrote:
Why is Plexa a fag?

User was banned for this post.

:/ Unfortunately this question cannot be properly answered since the person in said question is not actually a fag.
ModeratorPeople ask me, "Seeker, what are you seeking?" My answer? "Sleep, damn it! Always sleep!"
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Fecalfeast
Profile Joined January 2010
Canada11355 Posts
October 16 2014 08:20 GMT
#3074
On October 16 2014 12:14 Thieving Magpie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 16 2014 12:07 icystorage wrote:
Should you refrigerate ketchup? Why? Why would you eat cold ketchup?


For the same reason white people eat tomato based ketchup: they're weirdos.

What other bases are there for ketchup?
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DarkPlasmaBall
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States46511 Posts
October 16 2014 08:46 GMT
#3075
On October 16 2014 17:20 Fecalfeast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 16 2014 12:14 Thieving Magpie wrote:
On October 16 2014 12:07 icystorage wrote:
Should you refrigerate ketchup? Why? Why would you eat cold ketchup?


For the same reason white people eat tomato based ketchup: they're weirdos.

What other bases are there for ketchup?


Yeah I'm curious about this one too o.O

Ketchup (Listeni/ˈkɛtʃəp/ or Listeni/ˈkɛtʃʌp/), or catsup, is a table sauce. Traditionally, different recipes featured ketchup made of mushrooms, oysters, mussels, walnuts, or other foods,[1][2] but in modern times the term without modification usually refers to tomato ketchup, often called tomato sauce, or, occasionally, red sauce. It is a sweet and tangy sauce, typically made from tomatoes, a sweetener, vinegar, and assorted seasonings and spices. Seasonings vary by recipe, but commonly include onions, allspice, cloves, cinnamon, garlic, and sometimes celery.[3] Heinz tomato ketchup, which contains 23.7g sugar and 3.1g of salt per 100g, is the market leader, with an 82% market share in the UK.[4]

~ http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup

Ketchup's origins were not with tomato (Wiki and TBBT both taught me that), but nowadays ketchup basically equals tomato ketchup...

And here's the reason why people refrigerate ketchup: it makes the condiment last longer. Much longer.

Question: Do I have to store ketchup and mustard in the fridge once they’re opened?

Answer: Technically speaking, you don’t have to store opened bottles of ketchup and mustard in the refrigerator.

But it’s a good idea all the same, since you’ll get a lot more mileage out of them if you do, as condiment manufacturers like French's point out.

Due to their high acid content, both mustard and ketchup will keep fine for about a month in the pantry. But after that, their flavor, appearance and texture will begin to break down and deteriorate much more quickly at normal room temperatures than in the cooler 40° F storage conditions of the refrigerator.

An opened bottle of ketchup should stay at peak quality for about 6 months in the fridge; mustard for at least a year. And both will remain safe to consume for much longer than that, as long as they've been continuously refrigerated.

~ http://www.stilltasty.com/questions/index/25
"There is nothing more satisfying than looking at a crowd of people and helping them get what I love." ~Day[9] Daily #100
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
October 16 2014 11:46 GMT
#3076
On October 16 2014 12:07 icystorage wrote:
Should you refrigerate ketchup? Why? Why would you eat cold ketchup?

You would want to eat cold ketchup to cool down a hot food item.
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
3FFA
Profile Blog Joined February 2010
United States3931 Posts
October 16 2014 16:22 GMT
#3077
On October 16 2014 02:29 Simberto wrote:
But generally speaking, if you want to reduce the amount of "It's magic" necessary, yes, they would need blood to transport oxygen and nutrients and whatevers to their muscles. Drinking their own blood could be possible, but would defintively be a net energy/nutrient negative due to losses and actually using some energy.

As opposed to drinking your own urine in a desert to rehydrate (but accepting some additional toxicity for it), i can't really see a good reason why a vampire would want to drink his own blood. Even in the short term the reduced amount of blood would more than balance out any amount of nutrients gained through this process. But i guess the whole blooddrinking process is often displayed in a rather sexual way, so maybe drinking your own blood would be similar to masturbation?

Well then why are vampires so damn pale?
"As long as it comes from a pure place and from a honest place, you know, you can write whatever you want."
farvacola
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States18869 Posts
October 16 2014 16:23 GMT
#3078
It is sometimes said that vampires lack hemoglobin, which is what imparts to blood its red color.
"when the Dead Kennedys found out they had skinhead fans, they literally wrote a song titled 'Nazi Punks Fuck Off'"
Thieving Magpie
Profile Blog Joined December 2012
United States6752 Posts
October 16 2014 18:52 GMT
#3079
On October 16 2014 17:20 Fecalfeast wrote:
Show nested quote +
On October 16 2014 12:14 Thieving Magpie wrote:
On October 16 2014 12:07 icystorage wrote:
Should you refrigerate ketchup? Why? Why would you eat cold ketchup?


For the same reason white people eat tomato based ketchup: they're weirdos.

What other bases are there for ketchup?


Banana based ketchup is my favorite. I never even tasted tomato ketchup until I was in high school.
Hark, what baseball through yonder window breaks?
Orcasgt24
Profile Joined August 2011
Canada3238 Posts
October 18 2014 01:54 GMT
#3080
Why is it when people do a mic check on a stage they all say "Check one two two two one two check"? All the band that come to my work do this
In Hearthstone we pray to RNGesus. When Yogg-Saron hits the field, RNGod gets to work
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