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Rugby fan cuts off his own balls

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Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-02-08 09:22:54
February 08 2005 09:22 GMT
#1
GOGOGO UK!
http://www.thisislondon.com/news/articles/16449119?source=PA

-_-ttttt

Lovely.
There's no pictures btw-- Much to my relief (considering the guy I stole this post from at some forum, I wouldn't have been surprised :D jk ;o)
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
ieatkids5
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States4628 Posts
February 08 2005 09:25 GMT
#2
It was reported that the man told his friends: "If Wales win I'll cut my own balls off."

Wow you gotta repect this guy. He certainly keeps his promises!
des
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States507 Posts
February 08 2005 09:29 GMT
#3
Rugby is so hardcore...
my larvae bring all the zerg to the yard
ReBanned
Profile Joined April 2004
1929 Posts
February 08 2005 09:32 GMT
#4
roflmao omg wtf bbq lolololollerskates
InToTheWannaB
Profile Joined September 2002
United States4770 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-02-08 09:55:12
February 08 2005 09:37 GMT
#5
Whenever there is a story about balls or someones dick geting choped off. Does anyone besides me, just have to grab there nuts and make sure nothings wrong with them?
When the spirit is not altogether slain, great loss teaches men and women to desire greatly, both for themselves and for others.
des
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States507 Posts
February 08 2005 09:38 GMT
#6
I think it's just you. It may just be because you like the feel though :o:o:O
my larvae bring all the zerg to the yard
Promises
Profile Joined February 2004
Netherlands1821 Posts
February 08 2005 09:39 GMT
#7
Those balls must have been huge.
I'm a man of my word, and that word is "unreliable".
evanthebouncy
Profile Joined November 2004
China491 Posts
February 08 2005 09:41 GMT
#8
On February 08 2005 18:39 Promises wrote:
Those balls must have been huge.


how would you know

owwwwww... poor drunk dude >.<
BOINK BOINK! Recursively defined
NonYold
Profile Joined April 2004
United States2814 Posts
February 08 2005 09:43 GMT
#9
n00bsaibot
Profile Joined November 2004
United States1070 Posts
February 08 2005 09:51 GMT
#10
takes big balls to sever your testicles
You fuck cows in retrospect
CyuntiyuL
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
Canada1740 Posts
February 08 2005 09:51 GMT
#11
WTF NonY, you posted that in like every topic!
On topic: Wow, Intothewannab, I sometimes do that too. This is a great thing to read about right before you go to sleep, eh?
secret base
des
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States507 Posts
February 08 2005 09:58 GMT
#12
wouldn't it suck if his manhood fell into like, a vat of spaghetti and someone ate them thinking they were meatballs right before he found someone to reattach them or something?
my larvae bring all the zerg to the yard
z7-TranCe
Profile Joined November 2002
Canada3158 Posts
February 08 2005 10:00 GMT
#13
yes
Erwin was here! AhaHAHhhHAHahahAHAhaha
FreeZEternal
Profile Joined January 2003
Korea (South)3396 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-02-08 10:05:33
February 08 2005 10:02 GMT
#14
NoNy are you mydnyte?That was mydnyte trademark -.- omg I miss mydnyte -.-;;
des
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States507 Posts
February 08 2005 10:03 GMT
#15
On February 08 2005 19:00 z7-TranCe wrote:
yes


For him or for the guy who ate them?
my larvae bring all the zerg to the yard
ubergamer15
Profile Joined January 2005
United States645 Posts
February 08 2005 10:04 GMT
#16
Just, ewww...
An optimist sees the glass half-full. A pessimist sees the glass half-empty. An engineer sees a waste of half a glass.
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20090 Posts
February 08 2005 10:07 GMT
#17
He should just follow up with a sex change now that hes lost his manhood
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
RiSE
Profile Joined April 2004
United States3182 Posts
February 08 2005 10:08 GMT
#18
On February 08 2005 19:03 des wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 08 2005 19:00 z7-TranCe wrote:
yes


For him or for the guy who ate them?


Both, probably.
heavy hand upon the land, feel it's weight inside you
LetMeBeWithYou
Profile Joined August 2004
Canada4254 Posts
February 08 2005 10:10 GMT
#19
Oh man and you'd tink nobody is that hardcore?

guy sure stick to his promises even if... its cuttin your own balls off
All Those beneath an angry star
Catyoul *
Profile Joined April 2004
France2377 Posts
February 08 2005 10:11 GMT
#20
Man, that qualifies for the Darwin awards...
ItchReliever
Profile Joined April 2004
2489 Posts
February 08 2005 10:12 GMT
#21
On February 08 2005 19:07 decafchicken wrote:
He should just follow up with a sex change now that hes lost his manhood


yea that's the logical solution
cAtAcLySmIc
Profile Joined July 2004
United States552 Posts
February 08 2005 10:25 GMT
#22
That is really sick.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic
Heen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Korea (South)2178 Posts
February 08 2005 10:39 GMT
#23
It's not as bad as the man who cut off his own penis.

The pics are online too but I'd rather not get banned today.
('''(G_G/'''')
mahc
Profile Joined November 2004
United States874 Posts
February 08 2005 10:40 GMT
#24
ouch.
TurboN
Profile Joined January 2003
Norway146 Posts
February 08 2005 10:49 GMT
#25
got to hand it to the welch!! Man of their words! btw rugby ppl are insane, completly
I was glad to have big and delicious hamburgers in USA. (hehe) - Xellos
littlechava
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
United States7221 Posts
February 08 2005 10:54 GMT
#26
duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude
NICE!
Entusman #12
EchoOfRain
Profile Joined November 2004
United States516 Posts
February 08 2005 11:32 GMT
#27
good...people like him shouldnt be breeding anyways
quote
dork
Profile Joined September 2003
Canada2207 Posts
February 08 2005 11:38 GMT
#28
just wow.
staring at the world through the rear view
XDawn
Profile Blog Joined February 2004
Canada4040 Posts
February 08 2005 11:47 GMT
#29
well... no sex for him
Use it or lose it
dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
February 08 2005 11:49 GMT
#30
--- Nuked ---
gLyo
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
United States2410 Posts
February 08 2005 11:53 GMT
#31
On February 08 2005 20:49 dronebabo wrote:
sex for him
ejaculate for him
no sperm for him


yeah he can have all the sex he wants without condoms because he isn't fertile. thats about the only positive aspect of his situation..
http://benisonline.com
tree
Profile Joined October 2004
United States591 Posts
February 08 2005 12:00 GMT
#32
Rofl god they are so hard core.... they make all other sports look like pussys
1 month w/o BW = Hell
ItchReliever
Profile Joined April 2004
2489 Posts
February 08 2005 12:06 GMT
#33
fucking moron...
IcedEarth
Profile Blog Joined January 2004
United States3661 Posts
February 08 2005 12:13 GMT
#34
hoooooooly god T_T
Guardian guardian guardian of the blind
Heen
Profile Blog Joined November 2003
Korea (South)2178 Posts
February 08 2005 12:17 GMT
#35
Let's not give credit to idiots
('''(G_G/'''')
SoLaR[i.C]
Profile Blog Joined August 2003
United States2969 Posts
February 08 2005 12:40 GMT
#36
On February 08 2005 19:02 FreeZEternal wrote:
NoNy are you mydnyte?That was mydnyte trademark -.- omg I miss mydnyte -.-;;
Mydnyte sucked.
SojT
Profile Joined February 2004
United States789 Posts
February 08 2005 12:44 GMT
#37
LOL WTF?
what would you say if you were one of the guys at the bar???
"BRB CUTTING OF MY BALLS"
"lol... ya right"
2 min later
"I DID IT *holds up balls*"
"ummmmmmmmmm???"
=]
HowitZer
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1610 Posts
February 08 2005 12:58 GMT
#38
Medication + alcohol + Darwin award winner = this
Human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown and reformation is inherently purging. It makes a man acute.
MaGnIfIcA
Profile Joined October 2002
Norway2312 Posts
February 08 2005 13:11 GMT
#39
Jesus, find something other than your ball`s for to cut.
Wannabe sMB member yo, so spankable-.-v;;
taeWook
Profile Joined February 2003
United States1367 Posts
February 08 2005 13:31 GMT
#40
On February 08 2005 21:00 tree wrote:
Rofl god they are so hard core.... they make all other sports look like pussys


not hardcore, just plain stupid.
keep your friends close but your enemies closer.
Eti307
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Canada3442 Posts
February 08 2005 14:00 GMT
#41
oh man wtf.

and teamliquid sure seems to be a news forum, they just don't stop coming!
Pob
Profile Joined February 2004
880 Posts
February 08 2005 15:08 GMT
#42
erm well , he WAS Welsh...
rplant
Profile Joined May 2003
United States1178 Posts
February 08 2005 15:20 GMT
#43
And insane. Poor guy. =\
Believing in God is like believing in a teapot orbiting Mars (Edit: wow I was a douche in 2003)
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