On March 14 2011 22:48 Hawk wrote:
This is quite terrible, but it doesn't sound too much different from regular pop, kpop and all of the other stuff

I'm as much a music snob as the next guy, but no. This is on a whole different level of bad.

FUN FUN FUN FUN

qdenser

Canada133 Posts

March 14 2011 13:58 GMT

#265

AMERICA! FUCK YEA

Torenhire

United States11681 Posts

March 14 2011 14:01 GMT

#266

On March 14 2011 22:58 qdenser wrote:
AMERICA! FUCK YEA

Hey hey hey, don't blame this shit on us, it's not our fault.

Besides, Mr. Canadian, I know where Justin Bieber is from...you can't blame us all for the bad int he world.

LetoAtreides82

United States1188 Posts

March 14 2011 14:03 GMT

#267

lol @ the random black dude that's like 20 years older than everyone else in the video.

Orpheos

United States1663 Posts

March 14 2011 14:06 GMT

#268

lol if you look at the rest of the videos on the channel its a label full of this kind of music.
its funny because they are called the "ark music FACTORY". i mean damn at least hire some decent writers if you are going to be mass producing bad musicians.

On March 14 2011 22:58 qdenser wrote:
AMERICA! FUCK YEA

oh and i believe its pronounced a'murica

floor exercise

Canada5847 Posts

March 14 2011 14:06 GMT

#269

It has to be some thing where they produce songs and videos for peoples rich daughters that want to be pop stars or something

grobo

Japan6199 Posts

March 14 2011 14:07 GMT

#270

holy shit that was trash, who came up with those atrociously asstastic lyrics?

Ayrie

United States213 Posts

March 14 2011 14:07 GMT

#271

This is taking the manufactured pop star phenomenon to a whole new level: take kids with a miniscule spark of singing ability, four random chords picked by rolling some dude's face over a keyboard, woefully generic b-level production, lyrics written by a fifth grader who's heard "I've Got a Feeling" forty times, and proceed to throw a launch event attended by no one, laughed at by everyone.
Make a one hit wonder, repeat with the next kid, internet shits all over it again.
Ark Music Factory is the official Asylum Entertainment of pop music - B-level trash that you pay attention to just for the lawls. This is the Giant Shark vs Mega Octopus of teenage pop.
I'm appalled that people can find this remotely bearable. I think my ears are still reeling in horror. The chipmunk and slowed versions however, are amazing. Awaiting dubstep remixes of this shit.
This deserves to be made into a meme.

yrag89

Malaysia315 Posts

March 14 2011 14:10 GMT

#272

On March 14 2011 20:27 whiteguycash wrote:
Fried Egg, Fried Egg, Fried Egg!!!

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Funny how the company that made the video are making fun of it. These are the rap parts.

1:41 : "gotta get fried eggs"
2:58 : "Cooking eggs"
3:02 : "Fried eggs"
3:13 : "We gotta have fried eggs"
3:40 : "We can make an omelette too if you want us to"

Clearout

Norway1060 Posts

March 14 2011 14:10 GMT

#273

Dear god, why did I watch this. How can they even make this? I mean why? I'm gonna go cry in a corner for a while..

Hibzy

United Kingdom445 Posts

March 14 2011 14:10 GMT

#274

.....
I'm actually speechless, what the hell!

-Kato-

Spain1146 Posts

March 14 2011 14:10 GMT

#275

They are obviously trolling, for sure, I mean, in the Crush On You song the black guys face... he is trying not to laugh cmon!

They are trolling, don't get mad about them.

misaTO

Argentina204 Posts

March 14 2011 14:12 GMT

#276

WTF. She sounds as if she had a cold.-