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RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 19:12:31
January 23 2011 10:31 GMT
#1
So, while in the Steppes of War game, I encountered Tasteless speaking of how MarineKing's hypothetical girlfriend, the medivac pilot, is getting in the way of other lasses trying to worm their way into his life.

So I just had to do it. A re-construction of the life of MarineQueen that falls off into me giggling my way to as many references as possible. Not intentional, but tends to happen when you have an odd sleep schedule.

Anyway...

+ Show Spoiler [Oh God You Decided to Read This Poor You] +
A stimpack.

That's what it feels like to be with MarineKing. It's such a rush. It's short, it's probably bad for me in the long run, but his personality is such that I can't help but be healed.

Perhaps I should introduce myself. My name is Clare. How I got here was inauspicious. I was just a humble fangirl of the glorious celebrity. Of course, there were the more well-known soldiers that won the hearts of my friends: Yo Hwan, the pugilist, Jonathan, the beastly gentleman, but I set my eyes on a different hero, an environmentalist who only used gas to protect his own men or for medical purposes. I never really thought I had a chance, nor was I really sure I wanted one. As factionalized as the Dominion is, I would end up effecting the death of other Terrans, something I really couldn't live with. And on top of that, I'd heard that the private militias of the other Terran leaders were terribly intolerant, inflicting terrible, terrible harassment on its female members.

Not MarineKing's army. When I was 19 Earth Years of age (arbitrary metric, but who am I to question?), I asked about his militia. I was told that there were nonviolent roles for those unwilling to harm others. That was me; I forced to sign up. Yes, I knew that his camp would be intolerant of women, but I was pursuing my dream: no petty hate can bring me down! So I thought, going in, determination steeled! As I walked in, I saw a large clump of his esteemed marines, all collected together in a sort of ball that I really couldn't walk around, and I expected the worst. But no! Upon seeing me, they all fanned out and dispersed expertly, as if they were accustomed to this! 'Wow,' I rather foolishly thought to myself, 'this might work out!'

That, of course, was before I actually learned that the glorious hero was already taken. A movie star, I heard in the cafeteria. Some tramp named Ellen Page. I rolled my eyes. Well, looks like I signed up for nothing! I was forced to steady myself, and this surrender was quickly replaced by a reminder that I, pilot of the Medical Evacuation Dropship, was responsible for saving lives of marines, lives precious to MarineKing. I may not be able to win his heart through romance, but I could well win his admiration through brilliance.

And so, having spent several weeks learning to pilot the machine, I went out for my first run. I was waiting in the wings, and was going against some Old Guard general, a misguided reactionary called... Nothing? I wasn't sure, I just asked who we were engaging, and I was told that he was NaDa. Well, I suppose I don't need to understand it to know what I needed to do. And what I needed to do was pilot a medivac on this really rather strange Protoss world called Shakuras. I have no idea why this particular location was the ideal location for a human war, but hey, I'm not going to question.

When I was called into action, I was told we were to circumvent the rather static forces of... NaDa... and his so-called tanks. Seriously, these tanks are supposedly the vaunted artillery of MarineKing's enemy, yet they can shoot, what, about a hundred feet? ...right... Anyway, we're forced to fight this scary, scary army (I'm a girl, not a coward), and my task is to prevent NaDa from attacking us by preventing his forces from getting to MarineKing's base. My goal, I'm told, is to take out one of his Command Centers. I'm not unique in this respect, unfortunately; there are three or four other medivacs with us on this very same mission. One of them was Ms. Page. While the bad news is that I can't distinguish myself on this mission, and that the marines are being really ROWDY WITH THE STIM BACK THERE, I suppose by sending Ellen Page, it's not a suicide mission. Yay?

Alright, so I'm going to try to relay this next part to the best of my You should probably know I don't remember much about what follows next, as it seems like it was just ten minutes, but here goes. I dropped off the soldiers assigned to me, and they stimmed to destroy his command center. Objective completed. Afterward, we got an order to destroy his income source, and so the gents below took care of as many of them as they could before NaDa's army came back to us, at which point, we high-tailed it out of there.

Things looked bad, I'm not going to deny that. For a long while afterward, I thought we were absolutely dead. I saw NaDa's army, and it looked like they could kill us all without even breaking a sweat. We were outnumbered. I swore to myself that if I survived this, I would make a move on MarineKing. Fuck impropriety. Not like I'm going to survive anyway. The other medivacs didn't. It was just three of us left against a gigantic army. Worse, one of the other two was Ellen.

So I thought. For some reason, they decommissioned most of their army to get an air fighter. Must be a bitter war if they're killing their own men to kill MarineKing. 'No shit, Clare,' I corrected myself. 'If they're waging war, of course it's bitter.' Yet, despite this, I didn't actually see a Viking, but his army looked damn smaller. This makes no damn sense, but it seems to be working out, since we're rebuilding our own base.

Then MarineKing orders that two of *OUR* medivacs be 'decommissioned.' Oh. Well, that sucks. Guess I don't need to make a move on him. Saves that embarrassment.

Bam. One medivac down, the shards flying onto the ground below. I brace for my two supply to be freed up. 'THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!' I thought. Oh, hell. Those are awful last words. I get to die a tomboy. I'm really actually looking forward to my explosion, now.

Bam. Second medivac... down. It wasn't mine. I looked around, steadying myself against the medivac. Did they misfire? MarineKing's sweetheart just got shot down. I don't remember what happened afterwards... I mean, I survived, and I drove a dropship around to the orders relayed me, but I'll be honest, all that was overshadowed by a numbed confusion that followed me until we returned victorious to the camp.

I, however, was not enjoying the Jinro Soju that the veterans were imbibing. I was far more preoccupied with the transpirings at fourteen supply. I marched to the elevator of his main complex, and went straight to floor 4 - 3? Again, told you, don't remember details from the determined marching, and whether it was the 4th or 3rd floor definitely falls under 'unremembered details.' Anyway, whatever floor it was on, his office was pretty darn conspicuous, behind an ornate but thin, scarcely baneling-proof, wall. As I approached the door, a man boomed out in a frighteningly deep, loud voice: "MarineKingPrime.WE!" Yeah, that knocked me from my stupor, only to have him, seemingly a secretary, say in a much softer voice, "is playing poker with his allies and is unavailable." Uh, yeah, not listening to that, so I push open the doors, and I see a collection of Prime generals sitting around a table.

"ALL-IN!" Cries BitByBit. Everyone else at the table rolls their eyes at this apparently completely expected turn of events. All except MarineKing. No, he continues staring at me.

"Excuse me, gentlemen, but a medivac pilot wishes to speak with me. As you know, marine's can't stim without pilots, so if you would step out... yes, Maka, you can set up a proxy card table outside," MarineKing concedes, and they fall in line as MarineKing and I are left alone. Oh, shit. I kind of need to make a move on him now. I've been in battles, I've barely survived encounters with enemy marines, but it's this prospect that scared me; it was really more frightening to me than the prospect of Clide speaking fluent English. I, consequently, dodge both that issue and my romantic issues for the time being.

"Ellen Page. You and she had a thing. Why did you order her killed?" I asked, seeming, in retrospect, far more aggressive than was necessary, much in the manner of Kyrix.

MarineKing sighed. "Yes, she and I were once as one. But these rumors you received are outdated. See, Ellen Page has recently been getting the idea that she was in a sort of waking dream. Convinced that this actually was a dream, she requested I kill her. So, given that I needed to get rid of a medivac, I was just fulfilling her request. This, of course, is apart from you being the healthiest and most competent medivac pilot we have." Woo. Win his admiration through competence: Objective complete. On to phase two.

"Are you certain that my grand experience of two weeks is the only reason you allowed me to survive?" I asked, pushing the issue instead of getting myself more ahead.

"Do you think I believe that you actually joined because of some belief in the righteousness of my cause? There are at least fourteen premier, S-Class generals. The Terrans have an unstoppable hegemony and the Zerg can't hold a candle to us, yet in-fighting is all we're capable of. For anyone to have an unbridled faith in human integrity in this time would be... unrealistic. No. I'm quite certain you joined my group for the same reason I saved you," MarineKing concluded. My, was he a FoxY gentleman. His words as smooth as his hands. Into his bedroom we went. Oh sure, the doors weren't soundproof, but I don't think it mat[CENSORED BY THE GOMTV STAFF]

And that's why, in the deep recesses of his luxurious bed, I call him Optimus.

And thus is the abbreviated tale of MarineQueen.

EDIT: Thread's been moved, addendum at the top remotum est.
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hugman
Profile Joined June 2009
Sweden4644 Posts
January 23 2011 10:34 GMT
#2
What the fuck did I just read
kr_priest
Profile Joined September 2010
Korea (South)223 Posts
January 23 2011 10:36 GMT
#3
Read it all. Brilliant!
Superiorwolf
Profile Blog Joined March 2007
United States5509 Posts
January 23 2011 10:37 GMT
#4
Ahahahaha funny I liked it! Thanks ^^ Gonna go sleep now MAKE MORE WHEN I WAKE UP!!
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Daria
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia500 Posts
January 23 2011 10:37 GMT
#5
that's pretty cool...... nice :o
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FinestHour
Profile Joined August 2010
United States18466 Posts
January 23 2011 10:39 GMT
#6
So this is what one man does during while watching GSL
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Bswhunter
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Australia954 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 10:47:27
January 23 2011 10:43 GMT
#7
Awesome inception refrence.

Oh and I would like more GSL games turned fan-fict. People trying to justify the things that occur in SC2 games are always pretty amusing.
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Kraznaya
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States3711 Posts
January 23 2011 10:49 GMT
#8
brilliant brilliant usage of multiple references
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Nolot
Profile Joined December 2010
United Kingdom271 Posts
January 23 2011 10:56 GMT
#9
Very nice read
gerundium
Profile Joined June 2010
Netherlands786 Posts
January 23 2011 10:57 GMT
#10
that was really funny.
Ausfailia
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia123 Posts
January 23 2011 10:57 GMT
#11
Possibly the best thing ever to have graced my eyes.
Obelisk7
Profile Joined January 2010
Korea (South)65 Posts
January 23 2011 11:01 GMT
#12
wow....wtf?

So like...who's after Clare? XD

She's bound to pilot once again, but I don't see her surviving every time.
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Godstorm
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Romania845 Posts
January 23 2011 11:05 GMT
#13
Lol the maka proxy and bitbybit all-in that made me lol. Awesome story, very well writen and maybe there will be a follow up ?
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aScle
Profile Joined September 2010
Australia375 Posts
January 23 2011 11:05 GMT
#14
Brilliant, laughed at the Gomtv reference.
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Archerylady
Profile Joined January 2011
277 Posts
January 23 2011 11:09 GMT
#15
Brilliant. Very well written, especially the references.
+ Show Spoiler [GSL!! spoiler] +
It made my night after the unfortunate events of the GSL, and I will definitely cheer for MKP in the finals!
Space_C0wb0y
Profile Joined March 2009
Germany41 Posts
January 23 2011 11:10 GMT
#16
On January 23 2011 19:34 hugman wrote:
What the fuck did I just read

You've read it, now you cannot unread it.
MrCon
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
France29748 Posts
January 23 2011 11:11 GMT
#17
That was brilliant xD
SoMuchBetter
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Australia10606 Posts
January 23 2011 11:15 GMT
#18
that was much better than I was expecting. good job!
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MassHysteria
Profile Joined October 2010
United States3678 Posts
January 23 2011 11:21 GMT
#19
I am speechless.

Good writing though.
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Asha
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United Kingdom38158 Posts
January 23 2011 11:25 GMT
#20
That was amazing ^___^

and also...what did I just read o__O
Kinky
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States4126 Posts
January 23 2011 11:28 GMT
#21
I can't believe you thought of this in just a few hours >_>
Psyballa
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States25 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 11:32:14
January 23 2011 11:31 GMT
#22
. yes, Maka, you can set up a proxy card table outside," MarineKing concedes,


About the point where I lost it.


EDIT:

This is an AMAZING read. This shouldn't be spoilered. It should be HIGHLIGHTED.
I'm bad.
bearhug
Profile Joined September 2010
United States999 Posts
January 23 2011 11:40 GMT
#23
brilliant. really nice.
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Sealteam
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Australia296 Posts
January 23 2011 11:44 GMT
#24
Ahaha very funny. Thanks.
CombatWombat
Profile Joined January 2011
Australia5 Posts
January 23 2011 11:55 GMT
#25
This was brilliant. I especially loved the BitByBit and Maka references.
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bearhug
Profile Joined September 2010
United States999 Posts
January 23 2011 11:58 GMT
#26
can anyone translate this into Korean so fans there can read it?
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xza
Profile Joined November 2010
Singapore1600 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 12:13:21
January 23 2011 12:06 GMT
#27
HAHAHA THIS IS AWESOME! I love the part where the prime generals all gather and bitbybit says ALL IN! hahahaha <3 the references. If you make more, include the gracken! :D

Someone has got to translate this and put in playxp so the koreans and MKP can read this!
"What a terrible final. This is why BO3s are horrible. Seriously MKP vs Moon in a final and having it BO3 is like having Mila Kunis naked in your bed and all she'll give you is a HJ with her PJs on. Pffffffffffffffftt." -greatZERG
elt
Profile Joined July 2010
Thailand1092 Posts
January 23 2011 12:09 GMT
#28
This is absolutely amazing... ly awesome.

If MKP somehow gets to read this, this well shoot to all new highs of epic-ness.
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ChrisXIV
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Austria3553 Posts
January 23 2011 12:16 GMT
#29
I...
o.O
...what did I just read? I remember it being awesome, nothing else.
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Zeon0
Profile Joined September 2010
Austria2995 Posts
January 23 2011 12:20 GMT
#30
On January 23 2011 20:15 SoMuchBetter wrote:
that was much better than I was expecting. good job!

so much better?
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mGMUSE
Profile Joined October 2010
Singapore112 Posts
January 23 2011 12:24 GMT
#31
fucking brilliant references!!
MrCon
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
France29748 Posts
January 23 2011 13:27 GMT
#32
ALLIN, Cries BitByBit xD
emythrel
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Kingdom2599 Posts
January 23 2011 13:36 GMT
#33
On January 23 2011 19:31 RHMVNovus wrote:
And that's why, in the deep recesses of his luxurious bed, I call him Optimus.
And thus is the abbreviated tale of MarineQueen.
[/spoiler]

funny stuff, and btw the way the word you were looking for was "abridged" not abbreviated ;p
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Clearout
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Norway1060 Posts
January 23 2011 13:46 GMT
#34
Haha that was cool. Nice writeup
really?
Phenny
Profile Joined October 2010
Australia1435 Posts
January 23 2011 13:46 GMT
#35
Oh god that was excellent, love the references hahahaha.
PaPoolee
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United Arab Emirates660 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 13:47:57
January 23 2011 13:46 GMT
#36
On January 23 2011 20:15 SoMuchBetter wrote:
that was much better than I was expecting. good job!


LOL, good job OP loved it =D.
Connecta
Profile Joined November 2010
Sweden9 Posts
January 23 2011 13:58 GMT
#37
Oh sure, the doors weren't soundproof, but I don't think it mat[CENSORED BY THE GOMTV STAFF]

hahah, nice^_^ for those who didn't understand;+ Show Spoiler +
Soundproof-.-
/Morris
STALLONEZONE
Profile Joined December 2010
Ireland115 Posts
January 23 2011 14:00 GMT
#38
Sometimes sc fans make me cringe.
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EchoZ
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Japan5041 Posts
January 23 2011 14:03 GMT
#39
Nice... MKP all the way!
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LeoLeo
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Sweden456 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 14:20:58
January 23 2011 14:20 GMT
#40
Brilliant!!!

Many internetz to you man!

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xciLe
Profile Joined October 2010
Norway213 Posts
January 23 2011 14:32 GMT
#41
Mind blown!
Protoss OP
Tiazi
Profile Joined February 2010
Netherlands761 Posts
January 23 2011 14:34 GMT
#42
On January 23 2011 20:15 SoMuchBetter wrote:
that was much better than I was expecting. good job!


yea it was SoMuchBetter than expected. GJ OP!
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FakeDouble
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia676 Posts
January 23 2011 14:51 GMT
#43
Oh dear oh dear.

If MKP wins in the final against IM MVP will you write another one?
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xza
Profile Joined November 2010
Singapore1600 Posts
January 23 2011 15:21 GMT
#44
Someone has to translate this and show this to playxp so MKP can see it!
"What a terrible final. This is why BO3s are horrible. Seriously MKP vs Moon in a final and having it BO3 is like having Mila Kunis naked in your bed and all she'll give you is a HJ with her PJs on. Pffffffffffffffftt." -greatZERG
myrmidon2537
Profile Blog Joined August 2007
Philippines2188 Posts
January 23 2011 15:33 GMT
#45
WHAT IS THIS? I can't comprehend the awesome =O

Graphic novel of this is a must!
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Pl4t0
Profile Joined August 2010
United States103 Posts
January 23 2011 18:20 GMT
#46
This is just too much. Awesome job OP :D
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SushilS
Profile Joined November 2010
2115 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 18:30:33
January 23 2011 18:23 GMT
#47
How is this not spotlighted yet? MODDDDSSSS!!!!
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Firereaver
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
India1701 Posts
January 23 2011 18:33 GMT
#48
So good! Wowow! All the double-entendres made me lol atleast 5 times.. Excellent!
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Veldril
Profile Joined August 2010
Thailand1817 Posts
January 23 2011 18:34 GMT
#49
This thing is great. Someone should translate it to Korean and posts it on the Korean site
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WniO
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States2706 Posts
January 23 2011 18:34 GMT
#50
well that was an awesome read
AcrossFiveJulys
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
United States3612 Posts
January 23 2011 18:41 GMT
#51
Awesome! I loved the bitbybit and maka references!
Weavel
Profile Joined January 2010
Finland9221 Posts
January 23 2011 18:48 GMT
#52
Really good read! ^^
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elmizzt
Profile Joined February 2010
United States3309 Posts
January 23 2011 18:56 GMT
#53
Oh. my. god. Sheer brilliance! I knew this was coming, but didn't expect such quality. thank you!
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`Zapdos
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States935 Posts
January 23 2011 18:58 GMT
#54
Go optimus..
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Naphal
Profile Joined December 2010
Germany2099 Posts
January 23 2011 19:04 GMT
#55
[image loading]

^.< ain't she hot
Juliette
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States6003 Posts
January 23 2011 19:06 GMT
#56
Brillaint, that's all i'm saying
OKAY FROM THAT PERSPECTIVE I SEE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
Rialz
Profile Joined October 2010
Brazil177 Posts
January 23 2011 19:10 GMT
#57
Epic, amazing, really good story!
RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 23 2011 19:11 GMT
#58
Damn, I can't believe I forgot the Gracken. *headdesk*

On January 23 2011 20:15 SoMuchBetter wrote:
that was much better than I was expecting. good job!


Yeah, that's the challenge of these sort of things: getting over the preconceived stigma of suck. Let me note: it's a stigma that, overwhelmingly, is absolutely deserved but nevertheless annoying.

The two parts I was really rather worried about were the Street Fighter voice bit and the pseudo-dramatic moment at Shakuras Plateau (I think I chose well using that game as my model). It's at that point that I think I may alienate readers. But I whipped it up in about an hour and proofread it once, so I'm nevertheless rather pleased with the outcome, now that I've slept, given the circumstances of its writing.
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SharkSpider
Profile Joined May 2010
Canada606 Posts
January 23 2011 19:14 GMT
#59
Amazing story. Would read again.
ampson
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2355 Posts
January 23 2011 19:22 GMT
#60
You had to throw an inception reference in there? Great story.
Pjj
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands37 Posts
January 23 2011 19:43 GMT
#61
Good read, would like to see more of this !
FenneK
Profile Joined November 2010
France1231 Posts
January 23 2011 20:05 GMT
#62
WOW

This deserves to get spotlighted at least a dozen times, so, so good.
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RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 23 2011 20:06 GMT
#63
On January 23 2011 20:31 Psyballa wrote:
Show nested quote +
. yes, Maka, you can set up a proxy card table outside," MarineKing concedes,


About the point where I lost it.


EDIT:

This is an AMAZING read. This shouldn't be spoilered. It should be HIGHLIGHTED.


<3

Honestly, I was just glad it wasn't deleted and that I was able to find it after it was moved.

Though the community receiving it well is also definitely a perk.
Droning his sorrows in massive amounts of macro
Rawr
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
Sweden624 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-02-13 15:05:36
January 23 2011 20:30 GMT
#64
I can't unread it. My eyes will never fully recover.
Joo Se-Hyuk
Ketch
Profile Joined October 2010
Netherlands7285 Posts
January 23 2011 20:36 GMT
#65
Lolololol! Very good!
Malarkey817
Profile Joined June 2010
United States163 Posts
January 23 2011 21:14 GMT
#66
Haha! Nice references. This definitely needs to get spotlit!!!
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Kolvacs
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Canada1203 Posts
January 23 2011 21:46 GMT
#67
On January 23 2011 19:31 RHMVNovus wrote:
"ALL-IN!" Cries BitByBit. Everyone else at the table rolls their eyes at this apparently completely expected turn of events. All except MarineKing. No, he continues staring at me.

LOL. I laughed SO hard here XD

Amazing story!
RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 23 2011 21:58 GMT
#68
Note: As someone on the GOM forums pointed out, this is largely a collection of sexist tropes. This person was likely correct. So long as we're clear that I'm not actually attempting to seriously develop a female character, the static, stereotyped nature of the narrator, I'm hoping, shouldn't offend anyone. Yes, it's more a caricature than an actual character, but c'est la vie going on 24 hours without sleep.

Anyway, it's more an attempt to reference every name MKP has every had.
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thesideshow
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
930 Posts
January 23 2011 22:06 GMT
#69
hahahaha. pretty good! love all the references in there. amazingly fun read.
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OrangeApples
Profile Joined January 2011
137 Posts
January 23 2011 22:11 GMT
#70
Props to you.
MrMotionPicture
Profile Joined May 2010
United States4327 Posts
January 23 2011 22:17 GMT
#71
I hope that Tastosis bring this up in the finals. Heheh
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RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 23 2011 22:21 GMT
#72
On January 24 2011 07:17 MrMotionPicture wrote:
I hope that Tastosis bring this up in the finals. Heheh


Damn, if that actually happens, I should have posted this under the nick ImHardfOu.

I don't know who originated that joke, but it's fantastic.
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Akamiri
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
Vietnam401 Posts
January 23 2011 22:33 GMT
#73
So.. who wants to be a medivac pilot for MKP?..
***SamsungKHAN***TBLS*** :x:x ***NaDa*** BoxeR *** FruitDealer *** MarineKing ***:x Hwaiting~~!!! P.S: I'M A GIRL
RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 23 2011 22:42 GMT
#74
On January 24 2011 07:33 Akamiri wrote:
So.. who wants to be a medivac pilot for MKP?..


Who doesn't, more fittingly?

[joke about Caduceus Reactor]
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GrapeD
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Canada679 Posts
January 23 2011 22:43 GMT
#75
LOL bitbyebit. also you win my writing contest. Prize is a highfive just come to calgary.
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RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 23 2011 22:49 GMT
#76
On January 24 2011 07:43 GrapeD wrote:
LOL bitbyebit. also you win my writing contest. Prize is a highfive just come to calgary.


lol. Perhaps my aunt can claim that high five for me, professor at UCalgary as she is
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SushilS
Profile Joined November 2010
2115 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-23 23:09:34
January 23 2011 23:07 GMT
#77
Mods please spotlight this so Tastosis can make a reference to this!!!
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RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 24 2011 01:01 GMT
#78
On January 24 2011 08:07 SushilS wrote:
Mods please spotlight this so Tastosis can make a reference to this!!!


Heh. I'm pretty sure that's not happening, cool though it would be.
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synapse
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
China13814 Posts
January 24 2011 01:03 GMT
#79
LMFAO
:)
xza
Profile Joined November 2010
Singapore1600 Posts
January 24 2011 01:14 GMT
#80
this is so awesome. <3 make more!
"What a terrible final. This is why BO3s are horrible. Seriously MKP vs Moon in a final and having it BO3 is like having Mila Kunis naked in your bed and all she'll give you is a HJ with her PJs on. Pffffffffffffffftt." -greatZERG
DisaFear
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Australia4074 Posts
January 24 2011 02:38 GMT
#81
lololol, make us a video yo
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KezseN
Profile Blog Joined August 2009
Singapore1450 Posts
January 24 2011 02:40 GMT
#82
Read it back in the SC2 section... and now its moved to general? o.0
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RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 24 2011 02:53 GMT
#83
On January 24 2011 11:40 KezseN wrote:
Read it back in the SC2 section... and now its moved to general? o.0


*looks at nearby threads*

Apparently it's best read while high. *shrug*
Droning his sorrows in massive amounts of macro
xza
Profile Joined November 2010
Singapore1600 Posts
January 24 2011 06:22 GMT
#84
why was this moved to general when its related to sc2 :/
"What a terrible final. This is why BO3s are horrible. Seriously MKP vs Moon in a final and having it BO3 is like having Mila Kunis naked in your bed and all she'll give you is a HJ with her PJs on. Pffffffffffffffftt." -greatZERG
0mgVitaminE
Profile Joined February 2009
United States1278 Posts
January 24 2011 06:33 GMT
#85
I'm glad I spend my time reading things like this instead of studying.

Thanks tho, it was actually pretty funny
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Sarchasm
Profile Joined April 2010
South Africa64 Posts
January 24 2011 06:40 GMT
#86
awesome, very well written and good pacing
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BleaK_
Profile Joined November 2010
Norway593 Posts
January 24 2011 10:34 GMT
#87
"yes, Maka, you can set up a proxy card table outside,"

I don't know why, but I lol'd so hard at this.
Mawi
Profile Joined August 2010
Sweden4365 Posts
January 24 2011 12:33 GMT
#88
you have an awesome well writtten story/imagination it made me lol here and there.
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FractalsOnFire
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
Australia1756 Posts
January 24 2011 12:49 GMT
#89
LOOOOLL THIS IS AWESOME!!! Man if this was a blog i'd 5/5 no sweat. So many references haha man this is pure gold. Should definitely get a spotlight!
RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 24 2011 15:45 GMT
#90
Pretty sure that this isn't actually getting a spotlight unless TotalBiscuit does a dramatic reading of it

I'm kidding, of course. A dramatic reading of this would be less effective than actually reading this to oneself. Want to know why?

Because in order to be convincing, a girl would need to read it. Let's ponder for a moment why that's a difficulty.
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astroorion
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
United States1022 Posts
January 24 2011 15:46 GMT
#91
Very nice read, and I loved the ending, keep on doing what you do!
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Chinminy
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
New Zealand41 Posts
January 25 2011 09:19 GMT
#92
This story popped up in my head while I watched the gsl semi vods..... I couldn't keep a straight face every time camera showed mkp hahaha
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Azerbaijan
Profile Blog Joined January 2010
United States660 Posts
January 25 2011 09:29 GMT
#93
LoL at the BitByBit and Maka references. The people I live with want to know what I was laughing at but they don't do SC so I guess thy will never know.

Thanks for writing this, it really made my night.
Loanshark
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
China3094 Posts
January 25 2011 09:32 GMT
#94
Pretty good writing!
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sqrt
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
1210 Posts
Last Edited: 2011-01-25 09:37:27
January 25 2011 09:35 GMT
#95
-wrong thread-
@
xza
Profile Joined November 2010
Singapore1600 Posts
January 25 2011 16:05 GMT
#96
On January 25 2011 18:29 Azerbaijan wrote:
LoL at the BitByBit and Maka references. The people I live with want to know what I was laughing at but they don't do SC so I guess thy will never know.

Thanks for writing this, it really made my night.


same thing happened to me, my friends in class were wondering what I was laughing at and came up to my laptop and saw words... lots of them.
"What a terrible final. This is why BO3s are horrible. Seriously MKP vs Moon in a final and having it BO3 is like having Mila Kunis naked in your bed and all she'll give you is a HJ with her PJs on. Pffffffffffffffftt." -greatZERG
Rawenkeke
Profile Joined September 2010
Norway350 Posts
January 25 2011 16:11 GMT
#97
wow. all dem references!
Epsilon8
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
Canada173 Posts
January 25 2011 16:31 GMT
#98
Nice story dude. Enjoyed it a lot lol.

When are we going to get Part 2 man ? : )
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RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 25 2011 18:19 GMT
#99
On January 26 2011 01:31 Epsilon8 wrote:
Nice story dude. Enjoyed it a lot lol.

When are we going to get Part 2 man ? : )


Part II probably isn't going to actually happen. That's not to say, of course, that I'm not going to write the back-story on another strange Tastosis mannerism at some point.
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McKTenor13
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States1383 Posts
January 25 2011 20:19 GMT
#100
a tastosis man-love story would be fantastic!!!! definately do it.

I think this was absolutely brilliant and it gave me a very good laugh. Thanks =)
If you can chill. chill. - Liquid'Tyler
Farad
Profile Joined November 2010
216 Posts
January 26 2011 00:33 GMT
#101
Haha, that was well above expectations! :D Nice references, especially maka and bbb.
RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 26 2011 02:19 GMT
#102
To be completely honest, my favorite part was just working in every single name he's ever had. I mean, describing MarineKing as FoxY?

That's just an awful pun.
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tainted muffin
Profile Joined August 2010
United States158 Posts
January 26 2011 02:32 GMT
#103
This is the greatest piece of literature ever constructed by anyone ever!
RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 27 2011 16:25 GMT
#104
I'm thinking about making the next one on the bipolar nature of Maka's play.

Mmmmmm.... that could work.
Droning his sorrows in massive amounts of macro
RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 31 2011 14:14 GMT
#105
Marine Queen's having a difficult time with MK's loss. He's just moping about.
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da_head
Profile Blog Joined November 2008
Canada3350 Posts
January 31 2011 15:20 GMT
#106
lol that was quite odd but good.
When they see MC Probe, all the ladies disrobe.
KasPra
Profile Blog Joined May 2009
Estonia983 Posts
January 31 2011 15:24 GMT
#107
Do all the sc2 topics get posted into the general forum now? O_o
RHMVNovus
Profile Joined October 2010
United States738 Posts
January 31 2011 17:09 GMT
#108
On February 01 2011 00:24 KasPra wrote:
Do all the sc2 topics get posted into the general forum now? O_o


It was moved here.
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xza
Profile Joined November 2010
Singapore1600 Posts
February 02 2011 03:13 GMT
#109
There needs to be another one about MKP's retreat vs MVP/King JJ(mvp's other nickname)
"What a terrible final. This is why BO3s are horrible. Seriously MKP vs Moon in a final and having it BO3 is like having Mila Kunis naked in your bed and all she'll give you is a HJ with her PJs on. Pffffffffffffffftt." -greatZERG
threehundred
Profile Joined July 2009
Canada911 Posts
February 07 2011 12:02 GMT
#110
On January 23 2011 19:34 hugman wrote:
What the fuck did I just read


awesomeness

KimTaeyeon MEDIC MU fighting! ^^;;
Ponyo
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States1231 Posts
March 01 2011 23:48 GMT
#111
quite an amazing imagination you got there :o
keep it up
ponyo.848
carebear91
Profile Joined February 2010
Singapore236 Posts
March 02 2011 02:24 GMT
#112
woa nice bump. this is an awesome read. hahaha!
Jayme
Profile Blog Joined February 2009
United States5866 Posts
March 02 2011 02:43 GMT
#113
"ALL-IN!" Cries BitByBit. Everyone else at the table rolls their eyes at this apparently completely expected turn of events. All except MarineKing. No, he continues staring at me.


Oh dear god I could not stop laughing.

So many incredible references.
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101toss
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
3232 Posts
March 02 2011 03:03 GMT
#114
I'm surprised the Gracken never had a fanfic
Math doesn't kill champions and neither do wards
Gonff
Profile Joined May 2010
United States686 Posts
March 02 2011 03:05 GMT
#115
Definitely a worthwhile bump. I missed this the first time around and am so glad I finally caught it.

gj!
Proxie
Profile Joined June 2010
United States90 Posts
March 02 2011 03:11 GMT
#116
On March 02 2011 12:03 101toss wrote:
I'm surprised the Gracken never had a fanfic

If I recall correctly chill did a rewrite of a slash fiction to include Idra and Tossgirl. It was hilarious, but also very WTF did i just read
Dhalphir
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Australia1305 Posts
March 02 2011 03:21 GMT
#117
I laughed out loud at "foxy gentlemen"
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Optimist
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia161 Posts
March 02 2011 04:10 GMT
#118
That was fantastic, and yes the bitbybit joke was amazing. I have a perfect image in my head of everyone just groaning and muttering to eachother "why do we even keep letting this guy play?".

Awesome.
I don't always write a quote, but when I do, it's always this one.
SICNASTYSICA11
Profile Joined April 2011
United States16 Posts
April 20 2011 21:25 GMT
#119
HEY what is the character code for Ellen page? and its his NA account right

User was warned for this post
I play for Keeps
cynical
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
Canada589 Posts
April 20 2011 21:27 GMT
#120
Even though this thread's story is good, you bumped this thread to ask for a character code? BAN!
SICNASTYSICA11
Profile Joined April 2011
United States16 Posts
April 21 2011 00:39 GMT
#121
cynical who are u talking 2?
I play for Keeps
Sableyeah
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Netherlands2119 Posts
June 14 2011 11:45 GMT
#122
Haha great read! Loved it all the way
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SecondChance
Profile Joined December 2010
Australia603 Posts
June 14 2011 11:47 GMT
#123
On January 23 2011 19:34 hugman wrote:
What the fuck did I just read


Response of the thread.

lol'd
I see the want to in your eyes.
PrideNeverDie
Profile Joined November 2010
United States319 Posts
June 14 2011 11:48 GMT
#124
MarineQueen = MKP's older sister

John, get us pics please!!!
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