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United States2916 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-07-30 17:33:58
July 30 2004 17:25 GMT
#1
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Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
IntoTheAnus
Profile Joined May 2004
Vietnam43 Posts
July 30 2004 17:32 GMT
#2
Wow.... just wow... I will wait till I see you on bnet to flame since my words here would probably get me banned!
Casper...
Profile Joined October 2002
Liberia4948 Posts
July 30 2004 17:40 GMT
#3
if you have to tell the reader what every sentence means it ain't good
JAM THE FUCKER!
Casper...
Profile Joined October 2002
Liberia4948 Posts
July 30 2004 17:41 GMT
#4
my advice:

set the scene, write dialogue
JAM THE FUCKER!
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
July 30 2004 17:45 GMT
#5
There's a fine line between eloquence and verbosity.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
Binky1842
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
United States2599 Posts
July 30 2004 17:47 GMT
#6
Yeah, too many... words
"The zoo could not confirm that Binky was the attacker, but only Binky had blood on his face following the incident"
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
July 30 2004 19:28 GMT
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Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
July 30 2004 19:35 GMT
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Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
July 30 2004 19:38 GMT
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STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
July 30 2004 23:55 GMT
#10
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Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
July 31 2004 00:19 GMT
#11
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dronebabo
Profile Blog Joined December 2003
10866 Posts
July 31 2004 00:23 GMT
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MPXMX
Profile Joined December 2002
Canada4309 Posts
July 31 2004 01:39 GMT
#13
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HnR)hT
Profile Joined October 2002
United States3468 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-07-31 02:04:52
July 31 2004 02:03 GMT
#14
Just found an excerpt from an actual essay I had to do for a writing class that I now can't believe I wrote. It cracked me up though!

...
In the old days, races were considered so concrete and distinct that humans of different race were almost regarded as different species. Crossbreeding between races is still frequently looked down on; one can imagine what this practice would have entailed a hundred years ago.

Despite biological finding that "races" are essentially identical, with genetic variations among races being no greater overall than those of individuals considered to be members of the same "race", many still hold curious views on race. For example, many believe that blacks as a race are innately better athletes and that asians excel at quantitative tasks making them good at challenging technical professions.

In reality, these perceived differences arise from culture and environment; blacks living in the United States often come from disadvantaged families where athletics is their salient outlet and academics takes a back seat because of residual distrust of the white culture and what it stands for, while asians are often immigrants and children of immigrants with educated backgrounds who are also culturally brought up to be goal-oriented and conditioned almost like athletes to climb the academic ladder.

The perceived differences between the races aren't genetic; indeed the widely held belief of the early 20th century that they are has led to some dangerous ideas and criminal practice. If the white race is inherently superior to the black race, blacks carry unwanted detrimental genes, and therefore should be forbidden to breed with whites. Indeed many believed that the white "race" is "dying" because of the dysgenic plunge into inferiority caused by mingling genes with the "inferior races". The races believed to be inferior weren't just blacks (though blacks were the extreme case) but just about every race excepting whites of Anglo-Saxon descent which dominated the upper culture. If an entire race of people carries genes that are undesirable and detrimental to humanity as a whole, it is not a great leap to conclude that members of this race should not be permitted to reproduce at all, that the race should be eliminated off the face of the Earth altogether for the good of mankind. It is ideas such as this that led to Hitler and the infamous holocaust.

On a smaller scale, over much of the 20th century in the United States (and elsewhere), women that were believed to possess bad genes were often sterilized against their will. There is a difficult moral issue here. By allowing someone with bad genes to reproduce, one is allowing that individual in fact to ruin the life of the offspring by bestowing it with bad traits (such as poor health or low intelligence), traits which not only shall make life for the individual difficult and relatively unrewarding, but shall make the individual him/herself an unproductive and unbeneficial member of society. It looks appealing from a purely detached and rational standpoint, an attempt to engineer society, indeed humanity itself for the better via eugenics.

Even though not everyone will agree on what a better human being necessarily entails, the consensus can be reached that it is desirable to have less crime, less poverty, more industry and productivity and scientific and technological advancements, among other things. The problems seem to be the moral ramifications. Most people have undesirable genes of some sort, and with full genetic information available it will be difficult to draw the line and reach a decision of who should be able to reproduce how much. Further, people don't choose to be born with bad genes and it is obviously oppressive and almost savage to take away their most basic natural right for something they don't have control over. Furthermore, reproduction via sex may not be a traditional practice much longer thanks to advancements in biomedical technology so it would only be natural for full-fledged genetic engineering of the human race to take over entirely. Perhaps this would make for a good equalizing ground: no one is legally permitted to reproduce via sex no matter the quality of one's genes; rather, completely artificial procedures would be used in all cases.

For the remaining decade or so until this inevitably happens though, it is a healthy practice to crossbreed between geographically diverse backgrounds which is more likely to amalgamate strong dominant traits from different genetic hierarchies and fluff away the few potentially troublesome recessives. For instance it would be healthy to mix a purebred mongoloid and a Seraphidic Jew because the geographic separation of these two peoples resulted in different evolutionary tracks and slightly different composition of gene pools which resulted from environments demanding different adaptations that may complement one another.
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
July 31 2004 02:10 GMT
#15
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I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
July 31 2004 02:19 GMT
#16
hm some interesting matters in that.. which is what i like the most. like deciding how to evaluate the "unknown", and deciding against "right until proven wrong", maybe "wrong until proven right", and many things in between and how easily the human mind can begin to believe something etc. etc.
Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
July 31 2004 02:58 GMT
#17
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Chibi[OWNS]
Profile Joined May 2003
United Kingdom10597 Posts
July 31 2004 03:07 GMT
#18
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TanGo
Profile Joined March 2003
Sweden1019 Posts
July 31 2004 03:14 GMT
#19
ok, when I have the time. I promise.
Kram
SweeTLemonS[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined June 2003
11739 Posts
July 31 2004 06:34 GMT
#20
On July 31 2004 12:07 Chibi[OWNS] wrote:
haha the lord of the flies one is great


It's a great book, too, if someone hasn't read it.
I'm never gonna know you now \ But I'm gonna love you anyhow.
SyntaxError
Profile Joined January 2003
Mexico432 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-07-31 06:54:48
July 31 2004 06:54 GMT
#21
-The Garden of Tears By Izack Soto (me-_____-)


So many god-awful thoughts have streamed through my head,
I didn't know what to choose or what I should of said.

Do I cut myself and hide, to let out my aggression,
or do I tend myself and let go of my only obsession.

It's like someone shoved a cue ball straight down my esophagus,
and told me to breath or slowly perish on my own carelessness.

I'm alone, looking at a deteriorating flower straight in the eye
I'm so god damn oblivious, I never thought you could actually die.

I'm an inanimate life form. I dont think, breathe, move, or feel.
So why can't I stop this desire, it should be a done deal?

Your are an unconscious craving that I couldn't let go.
It's far beyond my restrained mentality. When it stops, even I don't know.

There is some kind of unpenetrabal boundary, that only time can decode,
but I know I cant do it, because I know what lies down that road.

I want our special love forever, but all you can give is butterfly kisses.
Did i ever hurt you, or is it cupids aim, because it always fucking misses.

I'll never know the answer because of your problems, present and past.
You leave me with vague propagandas, thus, everyday feels like my last.

My nightmare wakes me up. I peer into the mirror, It's broken and corrupt.
Even a blind man can see the rage, envy and depression all ready to erupt.

My ankles and wrist look like barcodes of blood,
but the joy of agony ended up being nothing more than a manipulating dud.

Every god damn day, emptyness and loneliness fill me to the core,
and life without your love and tenderness became such a bore.

Aren't you tired of being weak from dreams that you can't see?
I want to unlock your heart to eternal bliss but only you hold the key.

Why couldn't our inner-infatuation blossom like a flower with no fears?
Instead, we're self-destructive and spawned a garden of tears.
Do you serve a purpose or do you purposely serve?
A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
July 31 2004 07:29 GMT
#22
There was rain and then there was no rain. There was a drying orange peel on the oak folio next to the open window. There was a man in my apartment.

"What could possibly be better than the color green?" I asked.
"Eggnog." He replied.

I shot him in the face. He didn't respond.
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
July 31 2004 07:36 GMT
#23
Sometimes I wish my own death upon others, it was that nice. At any rate, there was a dry downpour in the forest of madness, which is to say it wasn't raining at all. Once I threw a rock at the sun, and keeping its track with my eyes, I lost it in the glare and it came down and hit my cousin the face who bet me I couldn't throw that far.
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
SyntaxError
Profile Joined January 2003
Mexico432 Posts
July 31 2004 08:56 GMT
#24
On July 31 2004 16:29 A3iL3r0n wrote:
There was rain and then there was no rain. There was a drying orange peel on the oak folio next to the open window. There was a man in my apartment.

"What could possibly be better than the color green?" I asked.
"Eggnog." He replied.

I shot him in the face. He didn't respond.


ahaha.
Do you serve a purpose or do you purposely serve?
Chris307
Profile Joined June 2004
3095 Posts
July 31 2004 11:47 GMT
#25
Roses are red
Violets are blue
One time my nephew
Ran out back
And took a crap
Next to our shed
PUSH DICE CUP BACK AND I SHOOT CRAP
.YouJustGotRapeD
Profile Joined May 2003
United States227 Posts
July 31 2004 11:49 GMT
#26
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Kansas City, Missouri :)
koit
Profile Joined July 2004
United States450 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-07-31 12:06:01
July 31 2004 12:05 GMT
#27
[QUOTE]On July 31 2004 17:56 SyntaxError wrote:
[QUOTE]On July 31 2004 16:29 A3iL3r0n wrote:
There was rain and then there was no rain. There was a drying orange peel on the oak folio next to the open window. There was a man in my apartment.

"What could possibly be better than the color green?" I asked.
"Eggnog." He replied.

I shot him in the face. He didn't respond.[/QUOTE]
roflmao

Genius.
aka f(x)dx
Square Bear
Profile Joined February 2004
Bahamas266 Posts
July 31 2004 12:13 GMT
#28
ROFLROFL
Eggnog
ROFL
If the spirit moves ya. Let me groove ya.
SyntaxError
Profile Joined January 2003
Mexico432 Posts
July 31 2004 14:23 GMT
#29
A3iL3r0n is sex.
Do you serve a purpose or do you purposely serve?
chobopeon
Profile Blog Joined May 2003
United States7342 Posts
July 31 2004 14:26 GMT
#30
im gonna continue the trend and proclaim a3il3r0n's sexiness
:O
A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
July 31 2004 15:06 GMT
#31
The snow fell with the levity of a drunken clown giving eulogy for a dead president. Which is to say, I have no idea how the snow fell. Your mom was there as a tawdry slut. It was a costume funeral. She was embarrassed about what she had to wear, and complained for weeks beforewards that it was stupid they had to draw lots for who should wear what. But then, everyone wanted to be Carebears and then it would be a themed funeral which wasn't the idea. She argued that a themed-funeral is a type of costume-funeral, but was corrected correctly in that the theme-funeral is a sub-genre of the costume-funeral and that she should shut up.
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
DeMoNiC
Profile Joined May 2003
United States294 Posts
July 31 2004 15:33 GMT
#32
On August 01 2004 00:06 A3iL3r0n wrote:
The snow fell with the levity of a drunken clown giving eulogy for a dead president. Which is to say, I have no idea how the snow fell.


ROFL keep writing
How many Dragonball Z Characters does it take to screw a light bulb? one, but it takes 5 episodes.
SyntaxError
Profile Joined January 2003
Mexico432 Posts
August 03 2004 11:16 GMT
#33
oh shit, i jsut read it, hahah...
Do you serve a purpose or do you purposely serve?
Refrain[FriZ]
Profile Joined June 2003
Canada4337 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-03 11:38:57
August 03 2004 11:29 GMT
#34
stimey did gg this thread =]

The worst writing (this is also super funny):

http://www.bulwer-lytton.com/

examples:

The bone-chilling scream split the warm summer night in two, the first half being before the scream when it was fairly balmy and calm and pleasant for those who hadn't heard the scream at all, but not calm or balmy or even very nice for those who did hear the scream, discounting the little period of time during the actual scream itself when your ears might have been hearing it but your brain wasn't reacting yet to let you know.

--Patricia E. Presutti, Lewiston, New York (1986 Winner)

On reflection, Angela perceived that her relationship with Tom had always been rocky, not quite a roller-coaster ride but more like when the toilet-paper roll gets a little squashed so it hangs crooked and every time you pull some off you can hear the rest going bumpity-bumpity in its holder until you go nuts and push it back into shape, a degree of annoyance that Angela had now almost attained.

Rephah Berg, Oakland CA (2002 Winner)
A3iL3r0n
Profile Blog Joined October 2002
United States2196 Posts
Last Edited: 2004-08-05 08:28:17
August 05 2004 08:16 GMT
#35
He laughed benignly because hadn't heard what was said and didn't care enough to stop the conversation to find out. If time is represented by the ratio of perception divided by infinity, then everyone else engaged in livelier discourse was aging at a faster rate. He wondered aloud what would happen if he bit off his own nose, and then immediately dropped his bowels to draw attention from his commentary faux pas. The dress he was wearing didn't catch much of it, but enough so that he would not be able to return the dress after the party.
My psychiatrist says I have deep-seated Ragneuroses :(
STIMEY d okgm fish
Profile Joined August 2003
Canada6140 Posts
August 05 2004 10:43 GMT
#36
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