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endGame
United States394 Posts
Supposedly there was a "light in the sky" that appeared over Norway last night. There's some pretty clear footage and thousands of witness reports. Anyways I was wondering why this hasn't been covered more and why things like this are constantly shunned or no explanations are given. http://www.news.com.au/world/norway-wormhole-is-first-contact-claim-ufo-watchers/story-e6frfkyi-1225808892785 | ||
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Necosarius
Sweden4042 Posts
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Folca
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motbob
United States12546 Posts
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endGame
United States394 Posts
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Deleted User 3420
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AtlaS
United States1001 Posts
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
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endGame
United States394 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:15 travis wrote: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gudA-NP6Wk Thanks for the better video  | ||
Xxio
Canada5565 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:15 endGame wrote: Prepare for real life TvP? LOL imagine! Boxer, Flash, Oov and Nada get called to the pentagon... | ||
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endGame
United States394 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:18 Xxio wrote: LOL imagine! Boxer, Flash, Oov and Nada get called to the pentagon... I can hear Tasteless now "There's gonna be a Recall!" | ||
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rredtooth
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ejac
United States1195 Posts
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LeperKahn
Romania1839 Posts
... nice talent to have there | ||
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Archerofaiur
United States4101 Posts
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Slow Motion
United States6960 Posts
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Hier
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On December 10 2009 13:23 Archerofaiur wrote: Swamp gas. Nothing to see hear. Weather balloon. It's a weather balloon. | ||
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endGame
United States394 Posts
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Fontong
United States6454 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:24 Slow Motion wrote: It's ok, Norway is one of our more useless expansions. We're good as long as our production facilities in China and U.S. are safe. It's kinda stupid though that we only mined up our unimportant expos like Vietnam and Afghanistan. | ||
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Slow Motion
United States6960 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:26 Fontong wrote: It's kinda stupid though that we only mined up our unimportant expos like Vietnam and Afghanistan. Don't forget America's natural expo, Canada. | ||
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Archerofaiur
United States4101 Posts
None of your crazy conspiracy theories. Its clearly run of the mill swamp gas and nothing more. | ||
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Ethelis
United States2396 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:24 Slow Motion wrote: It's ok, Norway is one of our more useless expansions. We're good as long as our production facilities in China and U.S. are safe. we need to make oov as world leader so he can get us all macroing | ||
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nitram
Canada5412 Posts
![[image loading]](http://paul.kedrosky.com/WindowsLiveWriter/TheBuffettSpotlightShinesButNoSignofWarr_11113/batman_2.png) | ||
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Deleted User 3420
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which failed miserably | ||
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endGame
United States394 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:28 travis wrote: I have heard from many places that this was a test of a russian rocket which failed miserably Then where was the debris? I haven't read anywhere about debris being recovered :/ | ||
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Archerofaiur
United States4101 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:28 travis wrote: I have heard from many places that this was a test of a russian rocket which failed miserably Dont be silly. Swamp gas. Swamp gas. | ||
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Ecrilon
501 Posts
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Railz
United States1449 Posts
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{CC}StealthBlue
United States41117 Posts
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-fj.
Samoa462 Posts
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BalliSLife
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Equaoh
Canada427 Posts
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ilovejonn
Canada2548 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:32 -fj. wrote: http://gizmodo.com/5422792/this-is-how-the-mysterious-giant-spiral-happened /thread tho i did wish it were aliensss | ||
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Ilikestarcraft
Korea (South)17727 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:32 -fj. wrote: http://gizmodo.com/5422792/this-is-how-the-mysterious-giant-spiral-happened boo hate how theres always some logical explaination to everything i want protoss invasion ;< | ||
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endGame
United States394 Posts
Oh. Well. GG then. | ||
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Kerotan
England2109 Posts
Turns out it wasn't a huge conspiracy after. Who'd a thought? | ||
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Bosu
United States3247 Posts
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
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Archerofaiur
United States4101 Posts
The answer is no. + Show Spoiler + Swamp Gas | ||
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hyst.eric.al
United States2332 Posts
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Captain Peabody
United States3110 Posts
RIGHT?!! Look, you fools! You're in danger! Can't you see? They're after you. They're after all of us! Our wives, our children, everyone! THEY'RE HERE ALREADY! YOU'RE NEXT! :7 | ||
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Code
Canada634 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:39 Ilikestarcraft wrote: boo hate how theres always some logical explaination to everything i want protoss invasion ;< Dont be so quick to buy into this explanation, I bet this is exactly what the people on Chau Sara were thinking.. | ||
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endGame
United States394 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:59 hyst.eric.al wrote: how many sc-related jokes/hypothetical situations were you expecting, endGame? I was hoping for 500 pages of them to make me laugh and be happy. But that's too bad | ||
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Archerofaiur
United States4101 Posts
Like seriously, this is a spiraling missle?!?! ![[image loading]](http://www.scientificblogging.com/files/images/spriral.jpg) | ||
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fight_or_flight
United States3988 Posts
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cgrinker
United States3824 Posts
Ghosts not Science Vessels dudes. | ||
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TDK
United States48 Posts
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Hot77.iEy
Finland1486 Posts
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Saturnize
United States2473 Posts
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404.Delirium
United States1190 Posts
On December 10 2009 14:02 Captain Peabody wrote: Oh, so if the Russian government tells us its just a missile, it must be true, right? RIGHT?!! Look, you fools! You're in danger! Can't you see? They're after you. They're after all of us! Our wives, our children, everyone! THEY'RE HERE ALREADY! YOU'RE NEXT! :7 http://www.stopabductions.com/ This seems to be right up your ally. | ||
JWD
United States12607 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:28 Slow Motion wrote: Don't forget America's natural expo, Canada. This is the best nerd joke I've heard in months! | ||
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Archerofaiur
United States4101 Posts
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GreEny K
Germany7312 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:13 Necosarius wrote: Recall?! Who saw this coming? This is crazy, how it got bigger then turned into a ring... wow, you should definitely keep up with this story and keep posting updates. | ||
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hak
Sweden768 Posts
boooo I read the explanation posted earlier in the thread and I have to say it sounds logical. I'm open minded tho and hope for a more exciting explanation btw, I looked forward reading an interesting discussion about this only to find 3 pages of sc related jokes.... ugh................................................ | ||
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SkylineSC
United States564 Posts
what we know about wormhole is that it has never been observed by any telescope of any kind. it's extremely difficult to stablize such matter.. so it poping up in our atmosphere is out of the question. wormhole is as much scifi as... a startrek teleporter. lol. but hey, they should have tried to catapult a few guys in there cuz supposedly a wormhole takes you to another part of the universe. and maybe he can come back in time with photographs of the Andromeda galaxy... | ||
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koreasilver
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zFly
United States75 Posts
On December 10 2009 14:41 Archerofaiur wrote: Lets talk the physics here. In order for a objects moving in a forward direction to also aquire a perpendicular spin, would or would not the side thruster have to be located at the middle of the rocket? If it was located at say the top or bottom of the rocket wouldnt it cause the forward vector to curve? The side thrusters would most likely be located near the ends, not the middle. This is because the moment of perpendicular force is greater when the distance increases. | ||
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SkylineSC
United States564 Posts
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SkylineSC
United States564 Posts
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SkylineSC
United States564 Posts
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Archerofaiur
United States4101 Posts
If so one of the first questions Id like to delve into is how perpendicular gas could expand at a rate fast enough to make the radius rival the original "ion" trail. | ||
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
On December 10 2009 14:19 Hot77.iEy wrote: someone let me in on the swamp gas joke? :C In late March 1966, in Michigan, two days of mass UFO sightings were reported, and received significant publicity. After studying the reports, Hynek offered a provisional hypothesis for some of the sightings: a few of about 100 witnesses had mistaken swamp gas for something more spectacular. At the press conference where he made his announcement, Hynek repeatedly and strenuously made the qualification that swamp gas was a plausible explanation for only a portion of the Michigan UFO reports, and certainly not for UFO reports in general. But much to his chagrin, Hynek's qualifications were largely overlooked, and the words "swamp gas" were repeated ad infinitum in relation to UFO reports. The explanation was subject to national derision. From the wiki article on J. Allen Hynek | ||
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SkylineSC
United States564 Posts
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skronch
United States2717 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:39 Ilikestarcraft wrote: boo hate how theres always some logical explaination to everything i want protoss invasion ;< you do? tvp is already imbalanced, how are we gonna win if we don't even have siege tanks? | ||
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Hinanawi
United States2250 Posts
...unless there was a massive recall and there's a Dark Templar in here now. Do cats have natural detection? | ||
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DoX.)
Singapore6164 Posts
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Licmyobelisk
Philippines3682 Posts
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lazz
Australia3119 Posts
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Mykill
Canada3402 Posts
build sci vessels and with EMP researched we'll be okay or ghosts with lockdown | ||
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Archerofaiur
United States4101 Posts
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koreasilver
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number1gog
United States1081 Posts
On December 10 2009 14:13 Archerofaiur wrote: Is there a larger version of this image? | ||
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Saturnize
United States2473 Posts
On December 10 2009 15:10 Archerofaiur wrote: [generic joke about recall] -.- | ||
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skyglow1
New Zealand3962 Posts
On December 10 2009 14:57 Archerofaiur wrote: Sigh does any TL member happen to be a physics, astronomy or engineering major? If so one of the first questions Id like to delve into is how perpendicular gas could expand at a rate fast enough to make the radius rival the original "ion" trail. Perspective? Our view of the rocket makes the 'ion' trail seem shorter than it really is? | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
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Archerofaiur
United States4101 Posts
On December 10 2009 15:19 Kennigit wrote: Looks like someone did the twirl filter in photoshop. No way that last photo is real. How can you tell? There are others. | ||
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Jyvblamo
Canada13788 Posts
http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2009-12/bizarre-light-display-leaves-norwegians-and-astronomers-puzzled?page= | ||
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SC2Phoenix
Canada2814 Posts
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Elwinros
United States93 Posts
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bluemanrocks
United States304 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:13 Necosarius wrote: Recall?! On December 10 2009 13:14 Folca wrote: It's okay, we have nukes. On December 10 2009 13:14 motbob wrote: It's a missile launch gone bad. On December 10 2009 13:15 endGame wrote: Prepare for real life TvP? just wanted to commend this thread for having one of the best first couple replies ever. that being said, my only reaction is O.O | ||
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Oystein
Norway1602 Posts
That video is recorded in my hometown it looks like, tho its very blurry so a bit hard to tell. Laddering TSL and reading for exams 24\7 made me miss this shit | ||
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0mgVitaminE
United States1278 Posts
I don't speak Norwegian, but i believe we witnessed an EMP. gg ozone layer, you served well as our shields for long enough. | ||
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ShoCkeyy
7815 Posts
On December 10 2009 14:36 404.Delirium wrote: http://www.stopabductions.com/ This seems to be right up your ally. I'm so going to get one of these! I want to hook up with girls like that. | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
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D10
Brazil3409 Posts
Because if it was really something unimportant, they wouldnt tell you because they couldnt care less about unimportant shitz, if they are telling you something is because they are covering something up! Cant argue with my logic. | ||
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Kennigit
Canada19447 Posts
This however is much more convincing | ||
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tinman
United States287 Posts
On December 10 2009 14:36 404.Delirium wrote: http://www.stopabductions.com/ This seems to be right up your ally. Man, though, homegirl wearing the thought-screen helmet on that site is not too hard on the eyes. For real. | ||
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Physician
United States4146 Posts
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IceCube
Croatia1403 Posts
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Neivler
Norway911 Posts
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Mr.Pyro
Denmark959 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:24 Slow Motion wrote: It's ok, Norway is one of our more useless expansions. We're good as long as our production facilities in China and U.S. are safe. Those damn norwegians are sitting on alot of oil, think Warcraft 2, not StarCraft! We ain't got no minerals or vespene gas on this soddy planet! | ||
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Khul Sadukar
Australia1735 Posts
You would think they are far more sneaky than that. D- protoss perhaps? The rocket theory seems plausible but im still not convinced. | ||
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banana
Netherlands1189 Posts
Oh the amount of conspiracy theories and alien related stuff you can make up here is pretty limitless. I'll stick with TvP. | ||
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CharlieMurphy
United States22895 Posts
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Emon_
3925 Posts
On December 10 2009 16:30 D10 wrote: Everytime something suspicious happens in the sky, id rather believe in the most crazy and unreasonable explanation than in what the government tells you. Because if it was really something unimportant, they wouldnt tell you because they couldnt care less about unimportant shitz, if they are telling you something is because they are covering something up! Cant argue with my logic. ![[image loading]](http://lewwaters.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/ron-paul-screwball.jpg) | ||
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Mr.Pyro
Denmark959 Posts
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duckhunt
Canada311 Posts
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barth
Ireland1272 Posts
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Osmoses
Sweden5302 Posts
Lights in the sky are cool though. | ||
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zer0das
United States8519 Posts
Though I suppose spraying fuel everywhere might help on that count. Can't imagine the fuel mist hanging around that long though. Trying to optimize that perhaps? :> | ||
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Boblion
France8043 Posts
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Dav_
Hungary236 Posts
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ShaperofDreams
Canada2492 Posts
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Kleander
United States334 Posts
but then again this is all the speculations of a nerd who wishes desperately for alien contact  | ||
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
If not then it has to be some sorta collaborated effort from crabpeople and underpantgnomes. | ||
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LinYu)Fury
Norway200 Posts
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Severedevil
United States4838 Posts
On December 10 2009 15:03 Hinanawi wrote: You know, my cat has been freaking out the past two hours for no apparent reason, running around like she's chasing something even though the apartment is empty. ...unless there was a massive recall and there's a Dark Templar in here now. Do cats have natural detection? Get her to give you allied vision and find out. | ||
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MamiyaOtaru
United States1687 Posts
On December 10 2009 19:26 Kleander wrote: i cant think of a reason why rocket fuel so far away would glow a bright blue. Same reason clouds stay illuminated longer at sunset than things on the ground. They are high enough to catch the sun's rays. ![[image loading]](http://img138.imageshack.us/img138/2189/iwonder.png) On December 10 2009 13:26 endGame wrote: Supernatural phenomenon are definitely worth discussing imo. they would be, if there were any On December 10 2009 16:30 D10 wrote: Cant argue with my logic. because it doesn't exist? | ||
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Foucault
Sweden2826 Posts
I was wondering, where was this supposed missile shot from? It has to have been from a boat or something off the coast of Norway because if Russia shot if from their actual country it would have been seen in Finland and Sweden too | ||
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Loanshark
China3094 Posts
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Adeny
Norway1233 Posts
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Foucault
Sweden2826 Posts
On December 10 2009 20:19 Adeny wrote: Ahem, you guys weren't supposed to see this. Nice save with the rocket fuel story though heh... Now tell us...how long has this secret coalition of yours with russia been going on? | ||
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Mastermind
Canada7096 Posts
On December 10 2009 20:19 Adeny wrote: Ahem, you guys weren't supposed to see this. Nice save with the rocket fuel story though heh... lol, good one | ||
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Warfie
Norway2846 Posts
On December 10 2009 20:15 Foucault wrote: I was wondering, where was this supposed missile shot from? It has to have been from a boat or something off the coast of Norway because if Russia shot if from their actual country it would have been seen in Finland and Sweden too Supposedly a Russian submarine off our coast. Or theirs, up north. Not sure if they're allowed to fire missiles from Norwegian naval territory. I live at a school up north this year, it's located on a steep little hill. In fact it would be a perfect vantage point for viewing the phenomenon. The missile exploded at about 07:50. I got up at 07:55. FML. Oh, and to the naysayers. Norwegian military confirms they had knowledge of planned Russian military activity in the area prior to the incident. The Russian claims that no such activity took place are dubious at best. There are strong indications that this was, in fact, just a missile. I do believe rocket scientists have more experience in how rocket fuel behaves in our atmosphere than the average TL-er. Even if said scientists are from Norway. | ||
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Squeegy
Finland1166 Posts
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JFKWT
Singapore1442 Posts
Terrans: ITS A RECALL OMFG PROTOSS IMBA Protoss: Thats a fucken nuke biatch Zergs: Rwarrgyhrururu | ||
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meeple
Canada10211 Posts
On December 10 2009 20:10 MamiyaOtaru wrote: Same reason clouds stay illuminated longer at sunset than things on the ground. They are high enough to catch the sun's rays. they would be, if there were any because it doesn't exist? I love the drawing... and disclaimer "not to scale" | ||
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Archerofaiur
United States4101 Posts
However in all the other footage we see the object having a fairly stationary horizontal position during the spiral phase. | ||
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MamiyaOtaru
United States1687 Posts
also, haha ![[image loading]](http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2009/10/12/633909602023274515-unless.jpg) | ||
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Armathai
1023 Posts
It's ok, Norway is one of our more useless expansions. We're good as long as our production facilities in China and U.S. are safe. It's kinda stupid though that we only mined up our unimportant expos like Vietnam and Afghanistan. Don't forget America's natural expo, Canada. Terrans: ITS A RECALL OMFG PROTOSS IMBA Protoss: Thats a fucken nuke biatch Zergs: Rwarrgyhrururu | ||
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Velr
Switzerland10711 Posts
On December 10 2009 20:15 Foucault wrote: This thread is trash, soo many retarded Starcraft jokes being used over and over. How about reading what the topic says. Mentioning DT:s and arbiters is fun the first time, not on page 6. Canada being the natural expo was funny though You better use these ressources, the Mexicans are pushing hard on to your main. | ||
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Hazard
Norway594 Posts
Could be some natural phenomenon caused by human activity again...and also most UFO's are new jets from a secret programs that governments don't want people to know and there's no better way to hide em than UFO. Also heared about same spirals with blue trail in 90s. And previous "Bulava" failures looked different from this spiral. But sure a convinient way to lie and hide something you don't want others to find out about. | ||
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jello_biafra
United Kingdom6635 Posts
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fLyiNgDroNe
Belgium4009 Posts
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MamiyaOtaru
United States1687 Posts
On December 10 2009 23:07 Velr wrote: You better use these ressources, the Mexicans are pushing hard on to your main. Good move blocking those Manner Minarets | ||
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crayons
Singapore65 Posts
1. if it was, it probably wouldn't release so much light and look like the milky way 2. negative energy (if it existed) needed to hold the wormhole open would have probably fked europe or the entire planet. 3. closure of a wormhole that can be seen by the naked eye would mean a black hole at our doorstep (explosion?)=certain death and extinction of the human race by 2 o'clock in the afternoon therefore, its probably 1. a rocket failing http://gizmodo.com/5422792/this-is-how-the-mysterious-giant-spiral-happened or 2. Ragnarök; (maybe thor was fighting the migard serpent D: ) | ||
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Velr
Switzerland10711 Posts
On December 10 2009 23:11 MamiyaOtaru wrote: Good move blocking those Manner Minarets We failed capturing our Gas but at least our Minerals are save from blocking. | ||
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MamiyaOtaru
United States1687 Posts
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marcoso
Brazil818 Posts
or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1KhWZwG3P8#t=43s | ||
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HnR)hT
United States3468 Posts
P.S.: Why would a wormhole emit electromagnetic (as opposed to gravitational) radiation? | ||
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Hazard
Norway594 Posts
So damn true 8) HnR)hT Check out Plato's wet dreams and his thoughts on democracy. | ||
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konadora
Singapore66163 Posts
IS THIS THE FIRST IMPACT? EVA? ZOMG | ||
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HnR)hT
United States3468 Posts
On December 10 2009 23:37 Hazard wrote: marcoso So damn true 8) HnR)hT Check out Plato's wet dreams and his thoughts on democracy. I'm not entirely sure what you are getting at. Are you saying you endorse Plato's Republic as a sound model of governance for the modern industrialized nation-state? Truly a bold proposition if I may say so. | ||
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Hazard
Norway594 Posts
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Amber[LighT]
United States5078 Posts
On December 11 2009 00:07 Hazard wrote: Any model can work if the government uses it correctly and any model can fail. As for Plato than he liked monarchy the most. A statement most TLer's know could never exist. | ||
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UnderWorld_Dream
Canada219 Posts
It's probably not an alien invasion or whatever. But I don't buy the rocket explanation. They are too much trying to convince us that this is a rocket to be really one imo. I wonder if alien hackers read tl.net If so, show yourself!  | ||
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MamiyaOtaru
United States1687 Posts
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Cyrkulous
United States204 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:16 meeple wrote: Probably just Batman's warning light gone awry lol That's the first thing I thought of too. | ||
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Biochemist
United States1008 Posts
On December 11 2009 00:04 HnR)hT wrote: I'm not entirely sure what you are getting at. Are you saying you endorse Plato's Republic as a sound model of governance for the modern industrialized nation-state? Truly a bold proposition if I may say so. Best post in this thread | ||
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Vedic
United States582 Posts
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fanatacist
10319 Posts
On December 11 2009 01:15 Vedic wrote: The missile story doesn't add up since this EXACT same phenomenon happened in China a while back. The video on youtube showing how something could cause such a situation would require you to be at a perfectly specific angle for the spiral to appear that way, as well. Seeing as how it looks the same in all the various photographs, at many different angles, it would have to be very far away for it to happen, and also be absurdly large. China borders Russia as well, you know that right. | ||
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Vedic
United States582 Posts
On December 11 2009 01:23 fanatacist wrote: China borders Russia as well, you know that right. Yeah... and? | ||
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ThePhan2m
Norway2750 Posts
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Rigodon666
Canada183 Posts
and? You are right bro, it's a fucking UFO but every government on the planet try to hide it!!!! I don't know how you could not see the link between China and Russia having a common border and the incident in Norway which is related to rocket testing from Russia. | ||
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HwangjaeTerran
Finland5967 Posts
So don´t be surprised when people with super low voices try to stick a snake in you. | ||
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Vedic
United States582 Posts
On December 11 2009 01:32 Rigodon666 wrote: and? You are right bro, it's a fucking UFO but every government on the planet try to hide it!!!! I don't know how you could not see the link between China and Russia having a common border and the incident in Norway which is related to rocket testing from Russia. Re-read - the border has nothing to do with anything... at all. | ||
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Tal
United Kingdom1015 Posts
But the reason I think the starcraft jokes are really amazing, is I get a feeling they're always going to be made in this forum, no matter what. For example if some really terrible event actually happened, such as alien invasion or nuclear war, amid the world falling apart someone posting "gg no re" or "should have got detection sooner", would be pretty uplifting. Kind of. | ||
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FaCE_1
Canada6172 Posts
http://www.space.com/news/091210-norway-spiral-missile-cloud.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed: spaceheadlines (SPACE.com Headline Feed)&utm_content=Google International "A spectacular spiral light show in the sky above Norway Wednesday was caused by a Russian missile that failed just after launch, according to Russia's defense ministry. When the rocket motor spun out of control, it likely created the heavenly spiral of white light near where the missile was launched from a submarine in the White Sea. The Russian defense ministry confirmed to the Itar-Tass news agency that a Bulava ballistic missile test had failed. | ||
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rredtooth
5459 Posts
THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO US. ![[image loading]](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_S3Z1p9ZXOLY/SZl1U1Rr5gI/AAAAAAAAAAY/bOy3y-xWc5g/S220/Suspicious+Face.jpg) | ||
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Archerofaiur
United States4101 Posts
Russia holds a failed missle launch for an intercontinental weapon designed to deliver 10 nuclear warheads to seperate targets at a 5,000 kilometer range, proximal to a sovereign nation for which hundreds of eyewitnesses see large, abnormal and spectacular spiraling effects that even the experts admit they have never seen from a rocket before, the entire event subsequently being denyed by Russia initially then admited = no coverage | ||
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Foucault
Sweden2826 Posts
On December 10 2009 23:34 HnR)hT wrote: Maybe they should try to take care of their own people instead of menacing the West for the stupidest and most short-sighted of reasons. LOL More like America | ||
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Foucault
Sweden2826 Posts
On December 11 2009 01:30 ThePhan2m wrote: It's been confirmed by all the experts that this was a fail russian rocket launch gone bad. Praised be all the experts! It's great to be able to trust nice people | ||
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koreasilver
9109 Posts
On December 11 2009 02:35 Archerofaiur wrote: Iran holds a failed missle launch test= Weekly round the clock coverage on all major networks Russia holds a failed missle launch for an intercontinental weapon designed to deliver 10 nuclear warheads to seperate targets at a 5,000 kilometer range, proximal to a sovereign nation for which hundreds of eyewitnesses see large, abnormal and spectacular spiraling effects that even the experts admit they have never seen from a rocket before, the entire event subsequently being denyed by Russia initially then admited = no coverage ![[image loading]](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Peacekeeper-missile-testing.jpg/792px-Peacekeeper-missile-testing.jpg) | ||
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Biochemist
United States1008 Posts
On December 11 2009 02:35 Archerofaiur wrote: Iran holds a failed missle launch test= Weekly round the clock coverage on all major networks Russia holds a failed missle launch for an intercontinental weapon designed to deliver 10 nuclear warheads to seperate targets at a 5,000 kilometer range, proximal to a sovereign nation for which hundreds of eyewitnesses see large, abnormal and spectacular spiraling effects that even the experts admit they have never seen from a rocket before, the entire event subsequently being denyed by Russia initially then admited = no coverage Russia is so 1970s scare tactics. | ||
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RandomAccount#49059
United States2140 Posts
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Kong John
Denmark1020 Posts
There are way more people in RL, i think were pretty fucked against the P if you ask me. | ||
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Rucky
United States717 Posts
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Saturnize
United States2473 Posts
On December 11 2009 01:38 Tal wrote: Maybe I'm easily amused...but I love all the starcraft references which people come up with in every topical thread. As others have said, I think this thread's a prime example of some of the better stuff. But the reason I think the starcraft jokes are really amazing, is I get a feeling they're always going to be made in this forum, no matter what. For example if some really terrible event actually happened, such as alien invasion or nuclear war, amid the world falling apart someone posting "gg no re" or "should have got detection sooner", would be pretty uplifting. Kind of. Hahahaha "40,000 people were killed by a suicide bomber in a crowded city square" "GG, should watch out for infested terrans -.-" | ||
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CursOr
United States6335 Posts
Its like 10 seconds. Obviously rocket fuel being burned up as it either broke up or malfunctioned. It went nuts, burned fuel up real fast as the top broke off or some shit, and then it burned out. It even looks like fire. Anyone who pretends they know what a wormhole is... and that you could see it... is either trolling you or genuinely retarded. | ||
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Saturnize
United States2473 Posts
On December 11 2009 00:42 MamiyaOtaru wrote: That's what I've been saying! Those darn scientists are trying too hard to convince us that evolution is real. Therefore, it obviously isn't Those sons of bitches! | ||
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endGame
United States394 Posts
On December 10 2009 18:23 Osmoses wrote: There's a light in the sky and people immediately go to wormholes, something completely science fictional for which there has never been any kind of proof or deductive studies. UGH I NEED BREAKFAST!! Lights in the sky are cool though. Oh? I didn't know that. I thought that, "In physics, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of spacetime that is, fundamentally, a 'shortcut' through space and time. Simply, spacetime is a two-dimensional (2-D) surface that, when 'folded' over, allows the formation of a wormhole bridge." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormholes). Now sure, I pulled that from Wikipedia and you're probably gonna say "Lawl Wikipedia is never right" which is wrong within itself, but thats simply not true. Its not "completely science fictional". | ||
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GW.Methos
United States249 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:15 endGame wrote: Prepare for real life TvP? C'mon Flash. You can do this! | ||
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DrainX
Sweden3187 Posts
On December 11 2009 05:53 endGame wrote: Oh? I didn't know that. I thought that, "In physics, a wormhole is a hypothetical topological feature of spacetime that is, fundamentally, a 'shortcut' through space and time. Simply, spacetime is a two-dimensional (2-D) surface that, when 'folded' over, allows the formation of a wormhole bridge." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wormholes). Now sure, I pulled that from Wikipedia and you're probably gonna say "Lawl Wikipedia is never right" which is wrong within itself, but thats simply not true. Its not "completely science fictional". They have never been observed and only exist on paper as far as we know. Why would one suddenly appear in the sky above Norway when one hasn't been spotted anywhere in the universe ever before? Occam's razor ffs. | ||
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endGame
United States394 Posts
On December 11 2009 06:04 DrainX wrote: They have never been observed and only exist on paper as far as we know. Why would one suddenly appear in the sky above Norway when one hasn't been spotted anywhere in the universe ever before? Occam's razor ffs. One has never been seen. Therefore it must not exist. EDIT: Also worth noting that I wasn't arguing that this case is proof of the existence of wormholes. I was arguing that 'science fiction' isn't the only instance of wormholes as my quote suggested. | ||
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Biochemist
United States1008 Posts
On December 11 2009 06:08 endGame wrote: One has never been seen. Therefore it must not exist. EDIT: Also worth noting that I wasn't arguing that this case is proof of the existence of wormholes. I was arguing that 'science fiction' isn't the only instance of wormholes as my quote suggested. Are you not familiar with the meaning of the word hypothetical? | ||
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Sandrosuperstar
Sweden525 Posts
(lol thtere is no O.O smiley) | ||
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endGame
United States394 Posts
On December 11 2009 06:18 Biochemist wrote: Are you not familiar with the meaning of the word hypothetical? Sure. Hypothetical. I did make a mistake in my reasoning. I figured that he meant fictional in the sense of literature. But if he means fictional as in suggested then yeah, its fictional. | ||
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WheelOfTime
Canada331 Posts
On December 10 2009 13:28 Slow Motion wrote: Don't forget America's natural expo, Canada. I lol'ed so hard at the SC references. Just... simply rofl. | ||
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kroko
Finland2136 Posts
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DreaM)XeRO
Korea (South)4667 Posts
i like the "recall" idea xD | ||
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Triple7
United States656 Posts
+ Show Spoiler + ![[image loading]](http://www.hypnoticaddiction.com/images/stories/spiralcolorchart/spirals/000000.gif) Hypnosis! | ||
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marcoso
Brazil818 Posts
On December 11 2009 04:22 koreasilver wrote: ironically, the missile is named Peacekeeper (assuming from pic name). | ||
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koreasilver
9109 Posts
The name "Peacekeeper" is mad lols though. | ||
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Biochemist
United States1008 Posts
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XDawn
Canada4040 Posts
fail | ||
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PH
United States6173 Posts
Repent, everyone. | ||
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TaG]SiG
United Kingdom53 Posts
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meaculpa
United States119 Posts
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Terranist
United States2496 Posts
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EsX_Raptor
United States2801 Posts
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UFO
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NiGoL
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muse5187
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NiGoL
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