[Pokemon Soul Silver] Choose your own adventure 2 - Page 96

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

May 20 2012 17:54 GMT

#1901

You guys are just... the awesomest.

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Alrighty then, time to smoke out team rocket. It may take days, even weeks, to subtly and inconspicuously lure them out into the open, but-

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whoops, nevermind, here they are

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Well, I wasnt gonna, but now that you put the idea in my head...

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I'd so have you eaten, if it didnt make my sea dragon hallucinate preachy assholes.

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Hahaha, okay sweety, you keep browsing facebook on your little secretary-computer, I'll just go talk to that nice gentleman in the snazzy gangster uniform.

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Let me guess, none of that business is any of mine?

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Ah yes, a brilliant plan. Control the radio waves and then... the world shall be yours! Somehow!

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Honestly no, I was just being sarcastic.

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Just to be sure, the clothes you're wearing now is the Team rocket uniform, correct?

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Hmm...

That was a lot more fun than it should have been.

Iplaythings

Denmark9110 Posts

May 20 2012 18:08 GMT

#1902

You forget my hint about the radio ?

Can't say I'm not entirely not disappointed with that (nudge nudge)

GOod to see more updates

I'll follow this as long as your keep updating it <3 So appreciated

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

May 20 2012 18:27 GMT

#1903

On May 21 2012 03:08 Iplaythings wrote:
You forget my hint about the radio ?

Can't say I'm not entirely not disappointed with that (nudge nudge)

Actually I didnt! I always re-read the last 3 or so pages before an update, even if i had forgotten I read it again anyway

The phone call happened automatically after I came out of the gym and I saved the images, but I decided to show that Britney intended to keep going east before that whole thing.
Thats why the images order was messed up for a little while before I edited, I put them in the wrong order (phone call + radio first, hallucination after).

I cant believe I got bored of that get-up before even managing to climb one flight of stairs!

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To take over the world?
I mean I was being sarcastic, but with team rocket you never know...

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Yeah I like em jiggly too. Gimme a brofist lil guy

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Well yeah, I wasnt here.

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Well... uh... did you hear about the one where a marine walks into the bar and asks "wheres the counter?"
That was pretty amusing

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No, a sum total of ONE pokemon! My slight figure quivers in fear!

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Heh, my dragon is bigger than your snake, lil lady

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Now if you beat me off, I wouldnt forget that either!

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...

Yes, I find short, bizarre, immature statements extremely intimidating.

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Oh wow, 5 pokemon? Maybe this guy will be a decent-

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nope.

I too do whatever I like. But I actually am usually evil so...

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Sure will ma'am! But first, dinner needs to be milked, could you?
I'd do it but I just... ahhh...eerrmm... no.

RolleMcKnolle

Germany1054 Posts

May 20 2012 18:37 GMT

#1904

sweet thanks a lot

SharkStarcraft

Austria2192 Posts

May 20 2012 19:14 GMT

#1905

I always read these, please keep em up

obesechicken13

United States10467 Posts

May 20 2012 19:22 GMT

#1906

Nice reads.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

May 20 2012 20:16 GMT

#1907

Refresh my memory, the one that forced you to disband, of legal age? no?
buuurrrnnnn

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Yeah! I mean, team magma and team aqua nearly destroyed the world with their hijinks, but hey, capturing a radio station! Thats... thats not bad either, y'know? good for you!

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You and what poorly thrown together ragtag band of misfits?

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Yeah, just awful, as if they were every single fucking trainer in the world

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You havent heard of me? My mighty deeds leave a trail of awestruck admiration in my wake! My un-challenged prowess at pokemon training brings a sigh to every girls lips! My name is Br-
Uh, nevermind, I'm just some unknown child.

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Doesnt it though? I taught steve how to shoplift, but after he started being 11 feet tall he got too conspicuous to pull it off.

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Hmm... feeling lousy... losing... I'm sorry I just cant relate.

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Where? You mean behind that door that says closet?

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Why wont that pink haired dick come out of the closet on his own?

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*sigh* Fine. You know I always end up saving old, hairy men instead of distressed damsels, its getting kind of sad.

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Wow, did ronald mcdonald throw up all over this room?

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Loud and clear dude. Listen up, we need to-

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...And I am the architect. I created the matrix. Thus, heretofore and concordantly, you will follow me. Ergo, i'll kick your ass if you dont.

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Oh goddamnit he was talking to the microphone. I just thought he was holding up a long cylinder to his mouth out of habit.

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*deep breath* HEY YOU OLD DEAF FUCKING CODGER

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damn straight '!'

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Goddamnit petrel, not you again. I thought you locked yourself in the closet and you werent coming out.

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... are you for seriously right now? I completely mauled you just hours ago!

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What? How exactly would you achieve that?!

"Hey folks, just a friendly reminder, anyone wearing black clothes with purple R's is a mentally handicapped person, so if you see them committing a crime, dont be a dick, just let it slide!"

Honestly, I'm fairly certain that was a better idea than anything you actually came up with.

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Oh wow. You are SO not in the closet anymore, huh?

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I should have guessed earlier honestly... I mean that hairdo?

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That awkward, yet graceful stance, that perverted leer being directed at a prepubescent boy, the taste for awfully tacky clothes... it all fits now...
You're actually Michael Jackson arent you? THATS WHY YOU WERE ON THE RADIO!

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

May 20 2012 20:48 GMT

#1908

Wow that didnt last long at all. Did we even actually battle?

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Stashed? What is he, a small brown bag full of weed?

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Thats nice and all but listen, I'm actually just here to whale on you little TR nerds, I dont feel like rescuing anyone today

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Uh seriously, I'm not going there

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For fucks sake petrel, why the shit are you trying to force me to save him?

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...Oh it is SO on. Race you there!

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YEAH! GET SOME! WATCH ME RUN LIKE A SCARED LITTLE LEGENDARY POKEMON!

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Wait... Wheres... Oh for fucks sake.

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You know petey, Its really not as much fun if you arent trying to catch up

Latham

9555 Posts

May 20 2012 20:51 GMT

#1909

Deleted, since he posted the next part after the battle xD

Jaaaaasper

United States10225 Posts

May 20 2012 22:24 GMT

#1910

Frickin sweet, glad to see you updating again, asap go get the tyrouge and get one if each evolution (hitmonlee is july) This is one of my favorite threads anywhere on teh internet!(its better than the toss girl pic thread even)

VashTS

United States1675 Posts

May 20 2012 22:54 GMT

#1911

Antz..... I'm glad to see you! :D

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flamewheel

FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts

May 20 2012 22:57 GMT

#1912

wat

Jaaaaasper

United States10225 Posts

May 21 2012 01:44 GMT

#1913

On May 21 2012 07:54 VashTS wrote:
Antz..... I'm glad to see you! :D

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So how many ponyta's do you have to catch to fufill this demand? Get cracking!

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

May 21 2012 02:57 GMT

#1914

On May 21 2012 05:51 Latham wrote:
Deleted, since he posted the next part after the battle xD

NOOOO now im curious ;~;

On May 21 2012 07:24 Jaaaaasper wrote:
Frickin sweet, glad to see you updating again, asap go get the tyrouge and get one if each evolution (hitmonlee is july) This is one of my favorite threads anywhere on teh internet!(its better than the toss girl pic thread even)

Where exactly do I get tyrogue? Is that path open to me after ice gym?

On May 21 2012 07:54 VashTS wrote:
Antz..... I'm glad to see you! :D

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Glad to see you still reading! :3
Speaking of ponies, i've downloaded the entire first season off youtube and have yet to watch past the 2nd episode

On May 21 2012 07:57 flamewheel wrote:
wat

Your location is missing a 'Fuck Yeah!'

Rkie

United States1278 Posts

May 21 2012 03:14 GMT

#1915

Yay! You're back! I know the feeling of people not wanting to do anything during school..

On May 21 2012 11:57 TheAntZ wrote:

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Where exactly do I get tyrogue? Is that path open to me after ice gym?

He is in Mt. Mortar. You have to go really far back into it, and the karate master from Saffron's Dojo is back there. You beat him, and he will give you said Tyrogue.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

May 21 2012 04:09 GMT

#1916

On May 21 2012 12:14 Rkie wrote:
He is in Mt. Mortar. You have to go really far back into it, and the karate master from Saffron's Dojo is back there. You beat him, and he will give you said Tyrogue.

Good stuff, I'll fetch him after im done rending the limbs from these team rocket thugs

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Hmm... I feel like I'm forgetting something... Dinner could you be a dear and check if theres anyone that still needs a beating?

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whats that lassie? someone fell down the well?

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I'm guessing its karma for blinding people with the pink hair

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What do you even mean. I already beat all the rockets pokemon. You can just walk out, they're sorta docile without their pets.
And meowth cant talk.

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And dance!
They just need to do the shuffle, right?

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Excuse me miss, but could I convince you to take your hand out of your pants and your eyes off the bad-hair-day dude long enough for me to maul you with my pokemon?

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My name is unimportant. But seriously pull up your pants.

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Sure you will, i'll get you bad-hair-days number!
no? oh well, worth a shot.

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Ohhh.... I KNEW I forgot something.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

May 21 2012 04:20 GMT

#1917

So what was it that MJ was tellin me about the director... something about something underground...
I assume that means hes mixed up in some shady business

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Hey there good sir, since I bested you in a match of pokemon could you do me the courtesy of telling me whe-

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Rude. Inconsiderate.

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I'd like to give YOU a hard time.

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Crude jokes aside... am I even in the right place?

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Oh God I'm so very in the wrong place. Very very.

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Thanks for noticing im blind and filling me in, how nice of you

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Dont make it sound dirty. I raped th-
hmm...
I totally screwed them up-
hmm...
I DOMINATED th-
hmm...

I engaged their organization in a bout of fisticuffs.
Thats all im gonna say about it

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... I hate trannies.

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Please dont poke me. Anywhere.

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Wait did you mean...

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What? The fuck you mean nevermind!
TELL ME WHAT YOU MEANT YOU MANNISH GEISHA

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Wait you didnt- I mean yeah, you better run!

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Keeping kidnapped hostages in the basement? That is SO 1998.

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Well lets just see whats down here...

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Oh god its another labyrinth chock full of douche-canoes

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Wait... dinner do you feel that?
Something irritating this way comes...

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FUCK

I wasnt moving you jackass

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Oh cool, you still owe me around 4 hours of my life, will you be paying with cash or credit card?

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I'm sorry we dont accept contrived and goofy poses as currency.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

May 21 2012 04:32 GMT

#1918

Alrighty then, If you MUST insist, I dont mind chalkin up another W. What is it now, 4-0? 5-0?

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My bats level may be lower, but hes got more wings.
Also hes a millionaire superhero.

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Wow that was a lot closer than i thought it'd be

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EZ EZ EZ

Hah, he doesnt look so-

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yikes

Well, Kaibas ego is roughly the size of godzilla, so he wouldnt run back into his pokeball anyway

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So its come down to this.

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KAMEHAMEHA!

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HNNNNNGGGG

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Haha steve survived! YES!
Now drown you overgrown dinosaur weed.

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Gee, I dont know, maybe because your little plant there almost KILLED MY BEST FRIEND?
Dumbass

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Put up all the reflect walls you like sneazel

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Reach gives 0 fucks

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about your pathetic little glass barriers.

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Because u r teh sux LOL
But nah seriously, you're quite awful at this.

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...Thats cars. You fill CARS with gas. No wonder they all seemed so disoriented.

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I'm not sure how many times I can explain the same thing to you over and over.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

May 21 2012 04:47 GMT

#1919

You're probably gonna have to go to someone else on this one, because I'm not the best to discuss pokemon related ethics and morals. I mean, I recently tried to feed the pokemon behind me to my feraligatr

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