[Pokemon Soul Silver] Choose your own adventure 2 - Page 131

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Dranak

United States464 Posts

October 07 2014 20:05 GMT

#2601

You can't leave Steve out of the fight.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 07 2014 21:07 GMT

#2602

On October 08 2014 04:35 Kittan wrote:
Oh wow, he returns!

Hopefully you'll stick around some more, Antz

Me too

I'm adding Flash to the team because I'm pretty sure I'm gonna be massively underleveled here

Alright guys, shake off the cobwebs. We're doing this!

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We will make gym battle, and then defense it.

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Thanks for gettin me outta the box mate, that was getting depressing

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Heya we gonna open-a canna whoopass in-a they face!

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You're seriously gonna use me?
You dont want to be challenged at all, huh?

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Cut them down to size!

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...WHY DO I STILL HEAR TRUMPETS?

Time for a beatdown, ladies!
Hopefully followed by a rubdown!

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Yo!
Uh...
Gym guy?

Do you even have a name

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What do you mean? And why are you bleeding from your nose?

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Nevermind, I dont want to know. I want to be able to tell the police I know fucking nothing about you.

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A-are you drowning?

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What the hell do you mean come and get me? We're both standing still!

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Awww aint that cute!

BODYSLAM IT DAY

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BODYSLAM THEM ALL

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I'd hate to have seen how pathetic you were a few years ago.

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Im not sure thats how you build strength, but ok.

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Oh god what is that thing?!

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Cut it to pieces Ra!

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Alright. But not with you. Never with you.

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Uh... yes... nervous. Thats why my pants are bulging... because of my turgid, throbbing nervousness.

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Oh my god I'm so nervous im about to rip a hole in my shorts

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Finally, Steve gets to eat again. Hes built up quite an appetite!

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Oh yeah, I can tell. Say, if you're not busy later, why dont we-

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Ah, alright. Nevermind, I see we're both shooting at the same hoop, so to speak.

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Alright then, time to get this over with so I can go have a nice long fap'n'cry.

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Why does it turn me on a little when she debases me?

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Lightly? No. From behind? Possibly.

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hnnngggg its gonna be hard to concentrate

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Duck for dessert, Steve!

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u 'avin a giggle m8?

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If you wanna play it like that, we can play it like that

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Begone... with the thunderclap

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Melt that insane looking things face off Luigi!

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Alright, now finish of this o-

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Oh for fucks sake! This shit again?

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Alright, Luigi is clearly tired from all the flying around, so I guess I'll take the easy way out again.

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Yes... I'm not abusing type advantage... I'm just that good!

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Oh fuck off with these status effects will you?

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Alright, thats it.

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FUKKA YOOOUUU

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HAH! FRIED YOUR DUDES

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I might as well have two heads right now because that was PURE SKILL

Alright guys, thats all for today. More tomorrow, hopefully including the next gym! (if theres no side story to do before that)

Thanks for reading, its great to be posting again

Qbek

Poland12923 Posts

October 07 2014 21:48 GMT

#2603

On October 08 2014 03:08 Jaaaaasper wrote:
What happened to your brony inspired messages of love Qbek?

Just so you know, the term brony is deader than the term gamer

Latham

9560 Posts

October 07 2014 22:32 GMT

#2604

No I refuse to believe you that there will be a tomorrow

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 08 2014 06:36 GMT

#2605

On October 08 2014 07:32 Latham wrote:
No I refuse to believe you that there will be a tomorrow

Ayy

Yes, sending out my Ultimate Weapon and then pressing 'A' repeatedly is a good skill to have.

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k tnx

*crosses fingers* Let it be a kiss, let it be a kiss, let it be a kiss.

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FUUUUU-

I-I guess thats fine too...

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Well at least someone other than me and my pokemon will be confused for once

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If I didnt need it to get this far, why would I need it now?

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Maybe the next gym leader will be more agreeable to some nookie...

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♫ On the road again, goin' places that I've never been, seein' things that I may never see again♫

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Or things I'll see repeatedly...
Catch or no?

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50121 Posts

October 08 2014 07:13 GMT

#2606

catch and name tittysambo or titsambo for size

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 08 2014 08:59 GMT

#2607

Done! Didnt need to shorten

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Fuck, dead end. Where exactly am I supposed to be going? It feels like I'm missing something here...

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Maybe the cave? I guess I can spare some time to check it out.

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I can already tell this guy is going to be a pain

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Ok, cool, fuck off

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I knew it. You fucking asshole!
Alright, I have a new reason to collect badges now, at least.
I'm going to cover them all in pokéshit and force feed them to you one by one.

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Well... I guess I'm going back to Saffron... not like I have anywhere else to go, right?

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Damnit, who puts all these houses on my path? Dont they know I cant resist!?

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Oh shit, someone actually had a reasonable reaction to a stranger walking in unnanounced

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Nevermind, she just has dementia.

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Smells like cabbage...

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Phew, thats a load off my tits
...you crazy old bat

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Well, at least she doesnt have voices in her head telling her what to do and where to go.

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Why do you random assholes stand in front of shit keeping people out? NOONES PAYING YOU FOR THIS!
Whats your game, asshole?

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Meh...

Uh... 2, I think?

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Holy crap man, how long has it been since you spoke to someone?

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........

Why are the only people hitting on me MEN?
I mean, I wouldn't even mind if it werent only ugly men.

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I suppose I'll go west this time. I've been in every other direction from this town. I still cant help but feel like I'm forgetting something...

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Oh, right. THAT.
Oops?

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Alright, now if I remember correctly, Illegal immigrant Yoda told me it was somewhere in here. I... cant remember exactly what he said... memories a bit fuzzy...

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Yes, I can do this! I will use the force and find this thing in no time flat!

I... I am a powerful Jedi!

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But where do I get a lightsaber?

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Oh well, I'll figure it out later. Or make one myself. I AM apparently a jedi, after all.

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I really hope he isnt jerking it this time

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I'll... wait for context

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You're still pointing at my penis

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All in a days work for the King of all Jedi.

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Why are you making that noise? Thats not even close to the noise the machine is making

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Keep your thanks old man, Jedi only work for rewards

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Thats wsup

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Who needs pokemon magic, when you've got lasers!

Alaric

France45622 Posts

October 08 2014 09:07 GMT

#2608

Man some of these dialogues are pretty creepy. And I'm not talking about the ones you're making with your captions.

Iplaythings

Denmark9110 Posts

October 08 2014 09:35 GMT

#2609

Pokeshit all over those guys

The púzzle u just did was so fucking hard as a non-native-speaker 8 year old on the vanilla silver game.

I had no fucking idea what to do

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 08 2014 10:10 GMT

#2610

On October 08 2014 18:07 Alaric wrote:
Man some of these dialogues are pretty creepy. And I'm not talking about the ones you're making with your captions.

It does help immensely to make fun of the game, so I love it

On October 08 2014 18:35 Iplaythings wrote:
Pokeshit all over those guys

The púzzle u just did was so fucking hard as a non-native-speaker 8 year old on the vanilla silver game.

I had no fucking idea what to do

I can imagine. I legitimately forgot all about the power plant shit after I got done with the gym, if that guy with the bellhop uniform hadn't reminded me I probably wouldn't have ever remembered

Time to subjugate some more pokemon, dominate some more trainers, trespass in some more houses
This is the life!

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This is my trusted pal, notorious serial killer, Sweeney.

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I wonder if he'll decide you need a... close shave.

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Wow, are Pokemon so environmentally unaware that you need a TM to make em recycle?

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Hmm, I havent been getting laid so far, so I guess I dont need these...

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No! Thats the wrong attitude! Confidence is the key.

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HELLO I WOULD LIKE A PACK OF YOUR FINEST CONDOMS

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Yeah, I need some XXS condoms packaged in a magnum condom pack.
Also, why do you have such a large store just for condoms?

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I'd hope it WOULD be safe, whats the point otherwise?

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Why? I'm your only visitor, its not like you're overflowing with customers

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I wonder who this Game Freak is, and how he came to own an elevator in the condom store

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L-Lyra? What are you doing in the condom store?
Dont tell me that... Y-You...

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Say it aint so, Lyra!

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*sob* I thought there was something here!
I mean, I've been hitting on anything that moves and has a pulse, but...
you were the only one I cared about!

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Oh... uh... wait, I think theres been a misunderstanding here.

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What is this... Game Boy you speak of?

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Sounds lame. Why would I want that?

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I WILL! I WILL GET A HI-TECH RETRO MUSIC GAMEBOY IF ITS THE LAST GODDAMN THING I DO!

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Sigh...

I seriously have no fucking backbone, do I?

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50121 Posts

October 08 2014 10:20 GMT

#2611

her pee pee is bigger than yours

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 08 2014 10:59 GMT

#2612

THE programmer?

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Wow, someone has delusions of Godhood.
And this time it isnt me

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You're all a modest bunch here, arent you?

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Wait... what? Could they possibly be saying that...
No... No.
Thats absurd.

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I think I'm frightened and confused.

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This is no condom store. What is this place?

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M-Masaka?!

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This explains so many things...

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Like why no matter how many times I talk to someone, they always repeat the same thing, why everything seems to happen coincidentally when I'm passing by, why everything seems to fall in place when I get there...

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I'm in a fucking video game!

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I cant believe this... how am I supposed to live knowing this is all just some sick game? That I'm essentially just a toy?!?

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You're right Sweeney, could be worse. At least I'm clearly the protagonist.

BLinD-RawR

ALLEYCAT BLUES50121 Posts

October 08 2014 11:18 GMT

#2613

I love it when they do this in video games, putting the developers room in it.

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 08 2014 11:35 GMT

#2614

On October 08 2014 20:18 BLinD-RawR wrote:
I love it when they do this in video games, putting the developers room in it.

Yeah, I love it when any medium breaks the 4th wall, always good for some fun

That... was life changing on a deeply fundamental level.
Ah well, no good dwelling on that, I'm pretty sure I'll have forgotten about it before I even finish thi-

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Hey, why does that house not have any way of getting to it?

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Challenge accepted, and destroyed.

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You'll need more than a perfectly square moat to keep me out old timer!

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Hmm... Grimer you say...

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Arent they those pokemon that look like mutant dinosaur cum?

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I must have one!

So should I actually get one? What should I call it?

Iplaythings

Denmark9110 Posts

October 08 2014 14:07 GMT

#2615

As far as I remember, you can get a grimer on cinnabar Island (south of Pallet town).

Other than that, bulbapedia is our friend.

And since a grimer becomes a muk and muk backwards is perverse and we are not such people, I suggest we call it "The Pill", you could show it to Lyra and see if she takes a hint

flamewheel

FREEAGLELAND26781 Posts

October 08 2014 14:29 GMT

#2616

fuck yeah this shit is gr8 welcome back antz

also

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 08 2014 14:31 GMT

#2617

On October 08 2014 23:07 Iplaythings wrote:
As far as I remember, you can get a grimer on cinnabar Island (south of Pallet town).

Other than that, bulbapedia is our friend.

And since a grimer becomes a muk and muk backwards is perverse and we are not such people, I suggest we call it "The Pill", you could show it to Lyra and see if she takes a hint

Apparently grimers can only be found there... and in that one specific puddle in front of this old mans house.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Also, done!

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Fun place for everyone? You wont trick me this time, crippling gambling addiction!

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...

Sigh... Goddamnit.

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As long as money changes hands, I'm playing it.

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For you.

No, I'm here to comment on the curtains. What the hell else?

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Cant you just like... throw it across the table?

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Ugh... just give me the case you cunt

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WHY ARE YOU PEOPLE SO FUCKING CREEPY?

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Seriously, give me my coin case right now and lets play, or I'm calling the cops on you

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Yeah thats what I thought pussy

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I'm going to back away now...

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Alright, time to win!

Wait, the fuck is this game?

So... the fuck IS this game in all seriousness?

SharkStarcraft

Austria2226 Posts

October 08 2014 14:33 GMT

#2618

I laughed way harder at the comdominium part than i should have, brilliant episodes once again sir!

Also i have no idea about the casino stuff, i've always enjoyed the one in goldenrod much more, this game never really excited me

TheAntZ

Israel6248 Posts

October 08 2014 15:18 GMT

#2619

Oh wait, its just a minesweeper ripoff. This isnt gambling at all!

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Pff, I was shaking with unrestrained ecstasy for no reason.

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You sound really excited about this.
How sad is your life?

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Hmm... Sweeney could use some eats. How about it, wanna stop by?

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Who can say no to that murderous face?

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Oh man, I'm in japanese heaven. Whales every 2 feet

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Yo! Alright, I'd like some uh...

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Eh, its alright. I dont think I ever eat, come to think of it.

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Even if I did, this would have made me lose my appetite forever.

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What the hell are you doing here?

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Your entire body is about as thick as one of sweeney's arms!

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What the fuck is that. Are you making up pokemon?

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To each their own, I guess?

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Man... theres all sortsa different people in the world, huh Sweeney?
Someday... they will ALL bow before our might!

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Hmm... This looks promising. Whats that old man doing though?

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Wait... why'd you accentuate the word 'strong' so weirdly? And why are you drooling?
You're perving on those gym trainers arent you? Thats sick! What kind of creep does that!?
And at your age? Honestly, I have half a mind to-

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To...
you know, they are actually pretty hot.

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Hey sweeney, get in on this, these chicks are something else!

So, do I stick with my current team for this gym?
Or should I switch some out?

for reference my current team is

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Iplaythings

Denmark9110 Posts

October 08 2014 16:12 GMT

#2620

Steve might have a tough time for obv reasons but duckload, sweeney and luigi shoiuld have fun

and i forgot to mention, the condom jokes allmost killed me

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