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But to be sent to Gensokyo, the world has to stop believing in your existence. Having an embassy there would be some sort of paradox. All missing persons jokes aside, it doesn't make sense.
... And besides, I haven't forgotten about JSH and Yoshi. 
+ Show Spoiler +5k posts!!! As is traditional within the TLTHDT, I will snipe the x000 post.
All you lurkers out there, make yourselves known! Post here in commemoration of this wondrous milestone!
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Could just see Archas making post #4998 and F5 F5 F5 F5 all day
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I normally don't give a shit about milestone posts (which is why you won't see me make a 5k post unless I'm really, really bored), but there's just something about this thread that makes me want to snipe all the milestones. So yeah, while I wasn't F5'ing, I was checking back every few minutes or so to see if I could make a bid for the 5,000th post. In my defense, though, I check back about as frequently when posting in any thread, because I like it when people validate my existence by replying to my posts. 
You know, I probably should have tried timing my 5k post to coincide with this thread's 5k. I might have actually attempted to come up with a decent milestone post for that occasion. Alas, the opportunity is gone.
God, my life is so sad.
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so many touhous i dont have enough time to listen to them all FUCK
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I was actuallly thinking yesterday someone is going to snipe the 5000 milestone, figures it would be Archas.
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just summarizing my thoughts about c82 so far
Konekodakkaiya-It's a Meramipop album. Distinctly average-not unpleasant, but nothing that I can really remember.
Butaotome-They had several releases, one of which is original (and thus I will discreetly ignore). As for the other two: + Show Spoiler [Butaotome Releases] +東方猫鍵盤5-an instrumental. Very meh, especially compared to other instrumentals. 8-EIGHT. Essentially a duet boss rush, with unfortunately male vocals everywhere. I had high hopes when I saw a Ranko-Ichigo duet. I really did. But then I saw... 8. True Administrator/Vo. Ranko + Beatmario Needless to say I didn't realize it was possible to make True Administrator sound bad until just now. Grab the Ranko-Ichigo Cosmic Mind, I hate Cosmic Mind and I still got it.
Liz Triangle-I heard the crossfade and thought, meh, what a boring album. Yet when I listen to the whole album, I'm like, wait, what, this was not the same. Recommended.
FELT-lol I don't listen to them, I heard it was gud though
Sound Holic-Two Releases + Show Spoiler [Sound Holic Releases] +Energy Breaker by 709 sec. An SA album with #1 Engrish male vocal. The first song is not actually that bad, but the rest... Kamui-A TD album. Ohhhh boyyy... My only recommendations from this album are the Swingholic bit (with A~YA), Old Yuanxian metal (with Yurica), the CALEN song, the Futsuwaiwa from Sado, and Youkai Back Shrine Road (although the latter is impossible to fuck up). Seriously how do people find different ways to make true administrator sound bad?
Zun Album-why do you not have it? Are you a heathen?
TAMUSIC-A TD Instrumental Album. Thoroughly decent.
Crow'sClaw-Acoustic Episode, an acoustic guitar (well, some metalz) + female vocal. Very nice, I especially liked the Dream Battle.
Xi-on-lol I don't listen to them
Unlucky Morpheus-As much as I cringe whenever I hear yuki (UM's female vocalist) she has managed to keep her tendency to sing at dog whistle pitch under control. Give it a listen if metal is your thing, ignore the male vocals ofc.
Alstromemeria Records-I don't usually listen to them, but this was fucking unlistenable to. And considering I have been desensitized to screamo, death metal, and dubstep, that's saying something.
EastNewSound-Why not? I haven't given this one a thorough listen, but it didn't seem to have any traps in it.
Yuuhei Satellite-This appears to be their songs from the PVs (Memories of Phantasm, etc.). There's another album, but I haven't gotten around to that one yet.
C-Clays-I like Mai Kotoge. I like True Administrator. I'm not a huge fan of slow paced songs. 2 out of 3 ain't bad, though. Get the album.
Hachimitsu Lemon-I still have no idea what the songs are for this album, because none of them stuck out. At all.
A-One-EUROBEAT FOREVER
AdamKadmon-a mix of stuff from monochrome-coat and new things, from this guy that works in the same giant monochrome-coat + sally circlejerk. This is his separate minicircle, and it's decent enough.
TUMENECO-Maribel/Ranko (the characters) album. Quite nice actually (metalz).
Sally-This gets my indepth review cuz I have favorites + Show Spoiler [Sally-Ice] + 1. A Soul as Red as a Ground Cherry Opens with staticy transition to gitar. Hawt. 9/10 2. Lunate Elf Ooh, a Lunate Elf remix. This was imho the worst song in EoSD. This may be partly due to Ranko bias, but this arrange was pretty damn good. 9.5/10 (would rate 8.5 out of 10, but making Lunate Elf sound good is no easy feat) 3. Beloved Tomboyish Girl As much as I hate puns, this is a very "chill" arrange of BTG. I fucking love this, especially the whole "Breaking the Ice" chorus. 10/10. It's in the totally fucking wrong album though. 4. Apparitions Stalk the Night Meramipop. I thought this was the weakest song, but the more I listen to it, the better it sounds. 8.5/10 5. Descendent of Tepes I have a hard on for this song, and they do a good job. 9/10 6. Crimson Beldevere I think this is in fact the weakest one in the album, mostly because it sounds indistinguishable from the Crimson Beldevere from Metallic Vampire (Sound Holic). 7/10 7. Centennial Festival for Magical Girls Did I mention how I fucking love this song, and Ranko's in it too. Very classy style. 9.5/10 Score: 62.5/70 = get this shit
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hahah sorry I've been a bit busy :< I don't think I can post as often and stuff, but I'll try~
So much new music ;_;
ooh Tumeneco album looks good
And Caller Sally bias *cough cough*

edit: looked at more Poplica songs since d3 posted one
Capital City + Show Spoiler + I can tell Caller will hate this song already
Bad Apple SOUND HOLIC + Show Spoiler + NANA TAKAHASHI AND 709 SEC
I'm guessing this is new? or somewhat new?
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UNDEAD CORPORATION's album is also really good. Usually, it's focused on screamo metal, but this time they switched it up. The heavy guitars are still there, but now they're accompanied by traditional Japanese instruments which give every song their own unique style. The screamo is also gone, replaced by competent female vocalists. Ranko did a fuckin' amazing job with her two songs, and the other singers aren't slouching either (though Caller will be disappointed to find that the least solid track on the album, Apparitions Stalk the Night, is done by... + Show Spoiler +MERAMIPOP! Yes, Caller, that is TWO versions of Apparitions done by Meramipop for this Comiket, and both are the worst of the album! ).
Overall, I thoroughly enjoyed the album. Even if you don't usually care for UNDEAD CORPORATION, I recommend you give it a shot, because the style is markedly different from the usual screamo.
Also, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE get Marasy's album. So good. It's basically standard stuff from Marasy, but since he's so fucking good anyway, it's a blast to listen to even his average works. Go get it.
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undead corporation not doing screamo? blasphemy
now i have to look this shit up
look what you did, this is why we can't have nice things
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still waiting on~
Major Ignition (Sally's "other" album) M (Monochrome-coat) UI-70's Cirno's Summer Phoenix Project's full version of Scarlet Innocence That other Sally/monochrome thing that reimari quest clusterfuck the "toho warfare" cds some stuff that i have most likely forgotten
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+ Show Spoiler [Not really important, but...] +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/uT5kH.jpg) Really, Alice? Do you not understand the goddamn fundamentals of urinal ethics? Because you're fucking it up. Let me educate you. WHEN ALL URINALS ARE UNOCCUPIED, YOU USE THE ONES FURTHEST AWAY FROM THE CENTER URINAL SO AS TO MINIMIZE THE CHANCES OF ADJACENT USERS, AND THEREFORE, REDUCE THE CHANCES OF VIEWING A FOREIGN PENIS. WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE WHEN YOU COULD BE CONSIDERATE OF HUMANITY AND SPARE OTHERS FROM HAVING TO STAND NEXT TO YOU UNNECESSARILY? YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKIN' RETARDED YOU KNOW
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On August 15 2012 07:30 Archas wrote:+ Show Spoiler [Not really important, but...] +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/uT5kH.jpg) Really, Alice? Do you not understand the goddamn fundamentals of urinal ethics? Because you're fucking it up. Let me educate you. WHEN ALL URINALS ARE UNOCCUPIED, YOU USE THE ONES FURTHEST AWAY FROM THE CENTER URINAL SO AS TO MINIMIZE THE CHANCES OF ADJACENT USERS, AND THEREFORE, REDUCE THE CHANCES OF VIEWING A FOREIGN PENIS. WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE WHEN YOU COULD BE CONSIDERATE OF HUMANITY AND SPARE OTHERS FROM HAVING TO STAND NEXT TO YOU UNNECESSARILY? YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKIN' RETARDED YOU KNOW nono, you're doing it wrong-the middle is the best placement when all are unoccupied. consider for example if you will that the one furthest away tends to be the kiddie urinal. consider that the one closest is desired by people in a rush. You leave those two vacant for those contingencies, and assuming that they will be filled, you naturally settle in the one furthest away from both contingencies-namely, the middle.
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On August 15 2012 08:32 Caller wrote:Show nested quote +On August 15 2012 07:30 Archas wrote:+ Show Spoiler [Not really important, but...] +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/uT5kH.jpg) Really, Alice? Do you not understand the goddamn fundamentals of urinal ethics? Because you're fucking it up. Let me educate you. WHEN ALL URINALS ARE UNOCCUPIED, YOU USE THE ONES FURTHEST AWAY FROM THE CENTER URINAL SO AS TO MINIMIZE THE CHANCES OF ADJACENT USERS, AND THEREFORE, REDUCE THE CHANCES OF VIEWING A FOREIGN PENIS. WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE WHEN YOU COULD BE CONSIDERATE OF HUMANITY AND SPARE OTHERS FROM HAVING TO STAND NEXT TO YOU UNNECESSARILY? YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKIN' RETARDED YOU KNOW nono, you're doing it wrong-the middle is the best placement when all are unoccupied. consider for example if you will that the one furthest away tends to be the kiddie urinal. consider that the one closest is desired by people in a rush. You leave those two vacant for those contingencies, and assuming that they will be filled, you naturally settle in the one furthest away from both contingencies-namely, the middle. I must respectfully posit that you are full of shit. Consider the following scenario:
You enter a public restroom with three urinals, all unoccupied. You have three goals in mind. First and foremost, you must take a leak. However, you are not a homosexual, and thusly do not want people to gawk at your cock. This brings your second goal into play, which is to refrain from providing an opportunity for new entrants to take a position adjacent to your own urinal (a situation that maximizes the possibility of obtaining an eyeful of dick). Finally, you have at least a shred of decency, and would prefer to assume a position in the stall where others entering the restroom can have a shot at executing Goal 2 on their own.
Given these three goals, why the fuck would you choose the middle urinal?! I'll tell you why: because you're an inconsiderate, evil faggot. Allow me to quote a reliable source¹ on why taking the middle is fucked up:
[...] to choose the middle urinal is to deny any subsequent patron of the urinals the opportunity to pee in isolation while you are still at your business. To choose the middle of three urinals is to commit an act of pure, unadulterated selfishness, and for it one should be ashamed. Why would you deny your fellow man the chance to piss in private, you sick fuck? No! What you do is take your position at the furthest urinal from the door. This is because the furthest urinal is generally the least used, and therefore the cleanest. Additionally, on the occasion that others who are in dire need of relief (hint: about to piss their pants) enter the restroom while you are still going about your business, you can smile at yourself for knowing you have provided them with the nearest urinal for quick release. On top of all that, you minimize not only your own chance at involuntarily glimpsing another man's wang, but the chances of those who may subsequently enter the lavatory as well. Pat yourself on the back; you've made the right decision.
TAKING THE MIDDLE STALL IS ANATHEMA TO ALL OF THE PREVIOUS LOGIC AND REASONING. You maximize dick-viewing probability (referred to as P(DV) in scholastic circles), deprive others of enjoying a piss in solitude, and come across as a giant asshole to everybody who may be present because you have just committed a cardinal sin. Go kill yourself.
¹ The International Center for Bathroom Etiquette
EDIT: Regarding your concern about the presence of a kiddy urinal, I am inclined to agree that such an option is lacking. However, many establishments do not have them, and if they do, it is generally advised to use the closest urinal to the door instead. This act admittedly fucks over those "in a rush", but sometimes your bladder takes priority over others. They'll understand it was a necessary evil.
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@Archas There's 4 stalls, doesn't matter if you pick the 1st or the 2nd. 1 Stall space is sufficient.
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Firstly, you don't know that there are four. There may be others not present within the picture, and even if there aren't, it's still most respectful to take the furthest one, to minimize P(DV) for yourself and others.
Secondly, I wanted an excuse to make an angry post. I haven't done that in a while.
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On August 15 2012 09:09 Archas wrote:Show nested quote +On August 15 2012 08:32 Caller wrote:On August 15 2012 07:30 Archas wrote:+ Show Spoiler [Not really important, but...] +![[image loading]](http://i.imgur.com/uT5kH.jpg) Really, Alice? Do you not understand the goddamn fundamentals of urinal ethics? Because you're fucking it up. Let me educate you. WHEN ALL URINALS ARE UNOCCUPIED, YOU USE THE ONES FURTHEST AWAY FROM THE CENTER URINAL SO AS TO MINIMIZE THE CHANCES OF ADJACENT USERS, AND THEREFORE, REDUCE THE CHANCES OF VIEWING A FOREIGN PENIS. WHY WOULD YOU PUT YOURSELF RIGHT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE WHEN YOU COULD BE CONSIDERATE OF HUMANITY AND SPARE OTHERS FROM HAVING TO STAND NEXT TO YOU UNNECESSARILY? YOU'RE PRETTY FUCKIN' RETARDED YOU KNOW nono, you're doing it wrong-the middle is the best placement when all are unoccupied. consider for example if you will that the one furthest away tends to be the kiddie urinal. consider that the one closest is desired by people in a rush. You leave those two vacant for those contingencies, and assuming that they will be filled, you naturally settle in the one furthest away from both contingencies-namely, the middle. I must respectfully posit that you are full of shit. Consider the following scenario: You enter a public restroom with three urinals, all unoccupied. You have three goals in mind. First and foremost, you must take a leak. However, you are not a homosexual, and thusly do not want people to gawk at your cock. This brings your second goal into play, which is to refrain from providing an opportunity for new entrants to take a position adjacent to your own urinal (a situation that maximizes the possibility of obtaining an eyeful of dick). Finally, you have at least a shred of decency, and would prefer to assume a position in the stall where others entering the restroom can have a shot at executing Goal 2 on their own. Given these three goals, why the fuck would you choose the middle urinal?! I'll tell you why: because you're an inconsiderate, evil faggot. Allow me to quote a reliable source¹ on why taking the middle is fucked up: Show nested quote +[...] to choose the middle urinal is to deny any subsequent patron of the urinals the opportunity to pee in isolation while you are still at your business. To choose the middle of three urinals is to commit an act of pure, unadulterated selfishness, and for it one should be ashamed. Why would you deny your fellow man the chance to piss in private, you sick fuck? No! What you do is take your position at the furthest urinal from the door. This is because the furthest urinal is generally the least used, and therefore the cleanest. Additionally, on the occasion that others who are in dire need of relief (hint: about to piss their pants) enter the restroom while you are still going about your business, you can smile at yourself for knowing you have provided them with the nearest urinal for quick release. On top of all that, you minimize not only your own chance at involuntarily glimpsing another man's wang, but the chances of those who may subsequently enter the lavatory as well. Pat yourself on the back; you've made the right decision. TAKING THE MIDDLE STALL IS ANATHEMA TO ALL OF THE PREVIOUS LOGIC AND REASONING. You maximize dick-viewing probability (referred to as P(DV) in scholastic circles), deprive others of enjoying a piss in solitude, and come across as a giant asshole to everybody who may be present because you have just committed a cardinal sin. Go kill yourself. ¹ The International Center for Bathroom EtiquetteEDIT: Regarding your concern about the presence of a kiddy urinal, I am inclined to agree that such an option is lacking. However, many establishments do not have them, and if they do, it is generally advised to use the closest urinal to the door instead. This act admittedly fucks over those "in a rush", but sometimes your bladder takes priority over others. They'll understand it was a necessary evil. nope you're full of shit, there are clearly at least 4, maybe 5 urinals. You say middle, so i'm assuming 5. According to your source,
However, if you are bold and daring, you should choose the middle urinal. This immediately gains you command and authority over the entire urinal bank, while still maintaining the highest possible MPPNBA. Manners and power, and unbeatable combination.
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