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Ym1r
Profile Joined May 2009
United States1164 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 03:05:53
July 06 2009 03:05 GMT
#161
On July 06 2009 11:20 Ym1r wrote:
FYI the average dick length isn't measured by porn films you idiots.

edit: Also, anybody who claims to have a big dick probably has a small one.


justified self-quote. Get back on topic please? :[
im ji geum - ellin - eunji - spica - a pink - naeun - sojinyura - HAERYUNG<3 - Red Velvet
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
July 06 2009 03:05 GMT
#162
TRY NOT TO HAVE A SEIZURE U SHOULD HAVE BEEN ABORTED.
Garnet
Profile Blog Joined February 2006
Vietnam9029 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 03:10:38
July 06 2009 03:06 GMT
#163
Rain sure think highly of himself, unfornately I can't see him getting any good girls besides the blind ugly chicks in his fanbase. Rejecting Megan Fox? Obviously don't want her to know about his "inabilities".

Rejecting a super model = not a real man.
Messing up google results for "rain" = must die.
psion0011
Profile Joined December 2008
Canada720 Posts
July 06 2009 03:08 GMT
#164
On July 06 2009 11:56 koreasilver wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 06 2009 11:53 HomieZ wrote:
isnt the other half of rain's name bi? you know what that means......

The literal translation of "rain" is "bi". For god's sake, you're not even pronouncing "Bi" right as it's pronounced similar to "bee", not "bi" in "bisexual".

Well you're beesexual. How about that?
Ym1r
Profile Joined May 2009
United States1164 Posts
July 06 2009 03:09 GMT
#165
On July 06 2009 12:08 psion0011 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 06 2009 11:56 koreasilver wrote:
On July 06 2009 11:53 HomieZ wrote:
isnt the other half of rain's name bi? you know what that means......

The literal translation of "rain" is "bi". For god's sake, you're not even pronouncing "Bi" right as it's pronounced similar to "bee", not "bi" in "bisexual".

Well you're beesexual. How about that?


You're rainsexual
im ji geum - ellin - eunji - spica - a pink - naeun - sojinyura - HAERYUNG<3 - Red Velvet
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
July 06 2009 03:12 GMT
#166
On July 06 2009 12:08 psion0011 wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 06 2009 11:56 koreasilver wrote:
On July 06 2009 11:53 HomieZ wrote:
isnt the other half of rain's name bi? you know what that means......

The literal translation of "rain" is "bi". For god's sake, you're not even pronouncing "Bi" right as it's pronounced similar to "bee", not "bi" in "bisexual".

Well you're beesexual. How about that?

Gimme some honey baby.
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-07-06 03:17:52
July 06 2009 03:15 GMT
#167
LOL@ some of you nerds talking about how megan fox is overrated.

Looks are 100% subjective but get the fuck over yourselves lol.

Megan Fox is a beautiful woman. She may not be your "type" but don't act shes somehow not up to your "Standards", such a joke
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
v1rtu0so
Profile Joined September 2008
United States140 Posts
July 06 2009 03:16 GMT
#168
i really don't see the need for all the scorn... you have only pointed out that my comparison was far-fetched but have not disputed my main point
do you not agree that it is better for humor to be spared for non-marginalized (asian or not) persons?
sure, when you have a really good one (there was one few pages back), i will happily accept it as it should be -- as a joke. and will laugh with you
but this thread contains mostly, as you say, "tired" jokes and serve no comedic purpose and only rags on already gypped asian males
I feel the air from alien planet...
YPang
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
United States4024 Posts
July 06 2009 03:19 GMT
#169
I Got a DICK like KAREEM ABDUL-JABARI

Diamater of a hummer's Rim, and length of 10 feet metal tube....

HEY IM ASIAN TOO
sMi.Gladstone | BW: B high| SC2: gold T_T
thopol
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Japan4560 Posts
July 06 2009 03:20 GMT
#170
On July 06 2009 12:19 YPang wrote:
I Got a DICK like KAREEM ABDUL-JABARI

Diamater of a hummer's Rim, and length of 10 feet metal tube....

HEY IM ASIAN TOO

Is that why you're such a good rapper?
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
July 06 2009 03:23 GMT
#171
I hope you realize that every one of my posts in this thread, along with many posts from various posters were satirical.

I didn't laugh at any of the jokes in this thread. Rather, the posts that made me laugh were the ones where people started taking things much too seriously like that guy that got banned. I mean, these kind of things shouldn't even bother you; they're so trite and meaningless that if you do hear such a joke in person, it should just flow out of the other ear. These kind of jokes exist for every marginalized minority, and you being so focused on the idea of the "gypped Asian male" just shows me that you're being affected by these jokes to the point of you being insecure of your identity.

Seriously man, we're gonna be taking over the world in a couple of decades, who gives a fuck what some random guy says.
v1rtu0so
Profile Joined September 2008
United States140 Posts
July 06 2009 03:26 GMT
#172
i am not dense enough to not recognize the satire in your posts..

i am not affected or incensed by the jokes as you make it: i just think they are tasteless and simply bland
and i pointed out just that
what are we arguing about again?
I feel the air from alien planet...
koreasilver
Profile Blog Joined June 2008
9109 Posts
July 06 2009 03:30 GMT
#173
Yes, they are tasteless and bland because they were, and they were meant to be.

If you did realize that I was being satirical, then why were you even bothered by it? Are you daft?
RyanS
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States620 Posts
July 06 2009 03:30 GMT
#174
Should have been titled "Koreans don't like Megan Fox"
Mastermind
Profile Blog Joined April 2008
Canada7096 Posts
July 06 2009 03:31 GMT
#175
you asians need to stop getting upset at your inferior penis lengths.
v1rtu0so
Profile Joined September 2008
United States140 Posts
July 06 2009 03:33 GMT
#176
certainly your first few posts were not satirical and i responded to them accordingly
i did not bother responding to the "oh-so-funny" satire in your latest posts
I feel the air from alien planet...
sky_slasher
Profile Blog Joined January 2009
United States328 Posts
July 06 2009 03:36 GMT
#177
On July 06 2009 10:06 Probe. wrote:
Sorry Megan Fox. Bisu is the only girl good enough for Rain.


Good place to look at these again! Bisu/Stork/Jaedong/Flash as anime girls!

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Poll: If they were girls, who would you do?
(Vote): Bisu
(Vote): Stork
(Vote): Jaedong
(Vote): Flash
ForTheSwarm
Profile Blog Joined April 2009
United States556 Posts
July 06 2009 03:37 GMT
#178
I think Rain is smart. The only reason Megan Fox wants to get with him is that he's famous and exotic (foreign). If they haven't ever had dinner before, why else could she want to be with him?

Lol, her manager probably put her up it.
Whenever I see a dropship, my asshole tingles, because it knows whats coming... - TheAntZ
ilj.psa
Profile Blog Joined December 2007
Peru3081 Posts
July 06 2009 03:38 GMT
#179
rain speaks english?
v1rtu0so
Profile Joined September 2008
United States140 Posts
July 06 2009 03:39 GMT
#180
i thought megan fox was doing this just for publicity initially.. maybe the next movie features these two as leads?
but she seems pretty insistent, so idk
I feel the air from alien planet...
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