EPTAlthough that isn't truly what I'm worried about. I'm LONELY. The nights were I snuggle up to my half-dead dog (he is a 13 year old lab... can barely walk. Instead of pooping on our field he takes shits on the porch and in the house now) I am just longing for a girl to HOLD ME.
But I'm not going to post a bunch of paragraphs whining. In fact, I have a solution. I need people to help me pimp out my Myspace! I know lots of girls use Myspace and that is how people meet up to have sex and stuff, so my attention is fully divided to it now.
Your job: Give me tips on what to change that'll appeal to the ladies. And friend add me. Girls like guys who have lots of friends, and I'm lacking.
My URL: http://www.myspace.com/kefkaiiv
What I have done so far:
- Added a description and shit about Starcraft. Gotta let the chicks know that I am into serious business. I make it sound like something they'd envy.
- Added misc bands that no one has heard of. I know like everytime I see a hot chick on myspace she is playing some music from a band that no one hears about. So I added some of that.
Any help/tips appreciated.
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Incase your wondering from before my prom hasn't started yet or anything. Homecoming passed but that isn't what my parents are forcing me to go to. I still don't have a date but I still don't plan to actually go
