Well before I answer the question I want to know what you guys would have done. And please be honest then I will be honest as well. There is no shame in honesty.
Ill sketch the situation a bit first.
it was around 7 pm and my brother and I were taking a bite at some fancy restaurant. There was a cute waitress and I couldn't take my eyes off her. So anyway after a while my brother starts making small talk with the waitress and he got her to go out with him. So I was like wtf, and said do you have a girlfriend and she said yeah sure. So I told her it had to be a nice girlfriend and she said yes of course.
So around 11 pm that night we met up with the waitress and she had a stunning girlfriend with her(hehe girl friend) My brother said you lucky bastard I should have gone for the girlfriend instead. Oh little did he know(does I never told him shit) Anyway after a normal night of drinking and some clubbing I ask her to go to my hotel room. She was really reluctant and suddenly shy when I asked. After I joked some and gave her another drink and asked again she said okay. Oh my god this thai(girl) was like 175cm smoking hot body and nice face. Her ass was like drewl.
So we enter my hotel room, start making out. I was drunk and fucking horny by now. Then she told me she had a penis in not so very subtle way at the time I already dropped my pants. Okay at this point I thought WTF and ,.... WTF.
The question is how would you proceed from here? My options were, let her suck my cock and kick her out. Let her suck my cock fuck her and then kick her out.
or just kick her out and find myself a nice prostitute to release my hormones upon.
On March 26 2007 19:20 il0seonpurpose wrote: This isnt suppose to be a funny thread Rekrul.
That car thing is a slow death anyway, how would turning a cars ignition on kill somebody. I'd be so scared trying to do some kind of slow death situation.
You really don't wanna kill yourself, you might freak out looking at the train coming at you and just stop which I hope you do. Slow death is even worse, I hope you chicken out and live the life that your parents gave you. Your parents spent alot of time and money on you, should you waste it like that? Think of the labor they went through and all the money, food, clothes, gas money (taking you places) are just some of it.
we all go through a lot of labor spend a lot of money food clothes gas money in our lives and end up DEAD
any why can't this thread be funny? we all supposed to wallow in this emo's sadness? plenty of more worse off people to worry about over some kid who just got dumped by his first gf
On March 26 2007 19:20 {ToT}Strafe wrote: Well before I answer the question I want to know what you guys would have done. And please be honest then I will be honest as well. There is no shame in honesty.
Ill sketch the situation a bit first.
it was around 7 pm and my brother and I were taking a bite at some fancy restaurant. There was a cute waitress and I couldn't take my eyes off her. So anyway after a while my brother starts making small talk with the waitress and he got her to go out with him. So I was like wtf, and said do you have a girlfriend and she said yeah sure. So I told her it had to be a nice girlfriend and she said yes of course.
So around 11 pm that night we met up with the waitress and she had a stunning girlfriend with her(hehe girl friend) My brother said you lucky bastard I should have gone for the girlfriend instead. Oh little did he know(does I never told him shit) Anyway after a normal night of drinking and some clubbing I ask her to go to my hotel room. She was really reluctant and suddenly shy when I asked. After I joked some and gave her another drink and asked again she said okay. Oh my god this thai(girl) was like 175cm smoking hot body and nice face. Her ass was like drewl.
So we enter my hotel room, start making out. I was drunk and fucking horny by now. Then she told me she had a penis in not so very subtle way at the time I already dropped my pants. Okay at this point I thought WTF and ,.... WTF.
The question is how would you proceed from here? My options were, let her suck my cock and kick her out. Let her suck my cock fuck her and then kick her out.
or just kick her out and find myself a nice prostitute to release my hormones upon.
LMAO!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
I don't think I could get my dick sucked by something with a penis. Though I've heard they are the best at it.
If you were still horny after almost fucking a guy and kicking it out of your room...well then...just jerk off and call it a night. Don't risk another chick with a dick coming by calling a thai prostitute.
Suicide.. people will get sad... some people will.. then a few years later.. it's gone..
What is the point? It might even cause your parents to suicide over grief.. you want that too?
Let me tell you buddy... Don't live life in someone else's box.. Just live your life.. fuck the looks, the girls.. the friends..
I actually am closer to strangers and people I hate than friends.. When I have a love problem, I don't tell my friends that shit, I just meet people from wherever, talk to them for a bit and all that shit comes out..
I'm just saying, theres always always something out there.. A lot of new girls too... although some guys like to say.. "But she was so special to me.."
Guess what.. she MAY HAVE BEEN special.. but.. there are more than just 1 special girl out there..
There are a lot... so it's okay to feel sad.. but it's not okay to give up when you will always have time to move on.
This entire post is a generalization, some from my own personal life experiences, and without ever having read the OP.
If you dont successfully kill yourself the first time, you probably never will be and thats only because you dont really want to. Anything after that is just self pity and a waste of time. You're probably introverted. i mean come on, you're posting on -tlnet- about suicide. Stop being so god damn introverted, go out and find people to hang out with. If you can't get over your emo-teen years and come out realizing that there's nothing so awful in this life that isnt worth bearing just to wake up again tomorrow for the new day, you failed at something major. And upon that realization of failure, realize also that you're still not going to kill yourself, so you might as well learn it the hard way or become quite accustom to depression.
P.S. the friends thing is so you waste time doing shit and more importantly go out and socialize.
Posting about suicide so people will talk with you and about you is not a good agent of socialization.
arent their people out there who are trained professionals to make you feel better about your crappy life? I think a few are like, Maurie Pauvich and Jerry Springer.
and lol rek i read your idea about standing on the tracks. I want to try it for the experience. Now it just sounds like fun.
But really, im sure someone has suggested it,
one night, when you're about to go to sleep, go into the garage and fall asleep in the car with the windows down and the engine on. IMO thats the best way to go. If I ever am dying of AIDS, that will be my fate.
On March 26 2007 19:05 {ToT}Strafe wrote: I have to quote what I said a few hours ago. Hold on
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On March 26 2007 19:34 BloodyC0bbler wrote: arent their people out there who are trained professionals to make you feel better about your crappy life? I think a few are like, Maurie Pauvich and Jerry Springer.
SOOO True. Maury makes people's lives so much better. Look at what he did for this young outstanding male.
I haven't really been in the situation you're in, but I can maybe offer a perspective that hasn't been touched on yet (didn't read every page, though): imagine how much better things are going to be for you when things inevitably DO start getting better - because you've hit such an all-time low. Just keep on keeping on, man. People get through this shit, I'm sure you will too.
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