Dear Posters of TL.net, It has become clear to me and several of my delegates that among the populace of TL.net there exist a select few who believe it necessary to sign out after a "post." This is complete and utter horse cock. This site has many wonderous little functions, and one of them is every time you type out a fancy little ejaculation of thought into a post, the mother fucking post comes EQUIPPED with a BUILT IN identifier of WHO made the motherfucking-snakes-on-a-plane POST? ZOMG JEXUS cereal? THUPER! Like a dildo with veigns, a flashlight that recharges by being shaked and a baby with a fork in it, TL.net thought of everything. For those from Mexico i will make an example so this point is perfectly clear:
[picture of a bw character] "name here" Congo Augusta 32 etc LOOK HERES A LINK TO A DISGRUNTLED GAMER CAUSE WE DONT HAVE ENOUGH! [link is here]
Hope you guys enjoy it zomg! Sincerely, Name Here
No more of this horse shit. WE KNOW WHO MADE THE POST. We even know where the post ended. There is NO need to conclude a post with your friggin name. I fucking dare you to make an arguement for the logic of this. I beg for a cohesive string of thought that can somehow justify ending a ALREADY ADDRESSED POST in a NON FORMAL forum with your signature.. which is BS cause it isnt even your name its your fucking "HANDLE" God damn.
This bush league bull honkey ends here! My knitted mitten is on the floor and my boots have been kicked off. Mora is holding my purse and my hair is up in a mothafudging bun. The next loose anus to utilize what could be the most rediculously unnecessary informative tidbit will feel my sweet shin music.
Don't you dare start that bullshit. I don't care if everything you say is funny, there is never an excuss to even JOKE about first floor. And I know that reference was meant just for me you jackass. QUIT IT!
Nice rant Control. I agree with you, though I'm not that passionate about it, but I know what it's like to have a forum occurance that really really really gets under my skin. (You all know what mine is.) And so I support you in your beef.
And a quick PS for those of you that are going to spout off with the usual "trying to hard, JLIG wasn't funny" crap. You have no soul if you don't laugh at a hilariously obscenely written rant like that. There's no excuse for it.
Skyglow1 learned, which was funny shit to watch. He used to end EVERY post with it, and for some reason he in particular rubbed everyone the wrong way with it. Everyone was like "Knock that shit out" and he fucking did <3
Another that comes to mind is JellyCat. If your going to have a pussy name i guess it would make sense to stick a tampon in it and sign out every post, but just stop. JellyCat, i quoted Jathin but im talking to you. Stop it. Just, stop.
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