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Guybrush
Profile Blog Joined December 2002
Spain4744 Posts
July 04 2006 01:55 GMT
#41
Id call July to get me some spicy food. I think he's the one of those players who actually has decent english.

And he's cool
Live2Win is awesome. Happy new year scarabi!
RaGe
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Belgium9950 Posts
July 04 2006 01:59 GMT
#42
july, to ram the cell door
Moderatorsometimes I get intimidated by the size of my right testicle
FakeSteve[TPR]
Profile Blog Joined July 2003
Valhalla18444 Posts
July 04 2006 02:19 GMT
#43
On July 03 2006 20:53 IntoTheWow wrote:
Other: Rekrul to close this thread.


DAN I AM IN JAIL

NO DAN SHUT UP LISTEN FOR A MINUTE

NO I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT LISTEN THERE IS A THREAD ON TEAMLIQUID YOU GOTTA CLOSE IT

OKAY THANKS SEE YOU IN 3-5 YEARS BYE
Moderatormy tatsu loops r fuckin nice
maoam
Profile Joined June 2006
United Kingdom444 Posts
July 04 2006 02:40 GMT
#44
[image loading]
I oink therefore I ham.
QuietIdiot
Profile Blog Joined October 2005
7004 Posts
July 04 2006 02:41 GMT
#45
omfg is that calvin and hobbes? <3
KimmoL
Profile Joined December 2004
Norway256 Posts
July 04 2006 02:45 GMT
#46
tossgirl ftw!
Liquid`Jinro
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Sweden33719 Posts
July 04 2006 03:13 GMT
#47
On July 04 2006 01:49 suxN wrote:
Ok, what if the question was just "if you could call one progamer who would it be?" instead of this jail thingy, id call reach with translator and tell him to cheese more.

=,=
MORE?
Less, you mean less right?

Ever since he started cheesing more he's done worse, same with pusan!
Moderatortell the guy that interplanatar interaction is pivotal to terrans variety of optionitudals in the pre-midgame preperatories as well as the protosstinal deterriggation of elite zergling strikes - Stimey n | Formerly FrozenArbiter
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
July 04 2006 03:20 GMT
#48
On July 04 2006 11:19 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2006 20:53 IntoTheWow wrote:
Other: Rekrul to close this thread.


DAN I AM IN JAIL

NO DAN SHUT UP LISTEN FOR A MINUTE

NO I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT LISTEN THERE IS A THREAD ON TEAMLIQUID YOU GOTTA CLOSE IT

OKAY THANKS SEE YOU IN 3-5 YEARS BYE
'

hahahahaha
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
jG]BeefcakeS
Profile Joined July 2006
Qatar75 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-07-04 03:23:02
July 04 2006 03:21 GMT
#49
Charles Manson
On July 04 2006 12:13 FrozenArbiter wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2006 01:49 suxN wrote:
Ok, what if the question was just "if you could call one progamer who would it be?" instead of this jail thingy, id call reach with translator and tell him to cheese more.

=,=
MORE?
Less, you mean less right?

Ever since he started cheesing more he's done worse, same with pusan!

Pusan won a series vs Midas with cheese. He is the ONLY progamer with the guts to cheese in the final round of a series.
Nal Ra is a pimp - Tasteless
Lukeeze[zR]
Profile Joined February 2006
Switzerland6838 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-07-04 03:22:09
July 04 2006 03:21 GMT
#50
LOL I had a good laugh xD

On July 03 2006 21:12 Miss the Mark wrote:
rA, recall me out.

gg jail.


for the win
Terran & Potato Salad.
Phantom
Profile Joined September 2004
Canada2151 Posts
July 04 2006 05:35 GMT
#51
my lawyer
http://www.gosugamers.net/starcraft2/members/Phantom
IntoTheWow
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
is awesome32278 Posts
July 04 2006 10:47 GMT
#52
On July 04 2006 11:19 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:
Show nested quote +
On July 03 2006 20:53 IntoTheWow wrote:
Other: Rekrul to close this thread.


DAN I AM IN JAIL

NO DAN SHUT UP LISTEN FOR A MINUTE

NO I DONT CARE ABOUT THAT LISTEN THERE IS A THREAD ON TEAMLIQUID YOU GOTTA CLOSE IT

OKAY THANKS SEE YOU IN 3-5 YEARS BYE



hahahhah <3
Moderator<:3-/-<
ahk-gosu
Profile Joined July 2004
Korea (South)2099 Posts
July 04 2006 11:22 GMT
#53
someone that can get me the fork out
Micro.Macro.Scouting.Harassment.
Mickey
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
United States2606 Posts
July 04 2006 11:51 GMT
#54
My lawyer. Why would I call a Progamer if I was in jail?
Yogurt
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States4258 Posts
July 04 2006 12:20 GMT
#55
On July 03 2006 21:29 RiSE wrote:
I'd have tossgirl infiltrate and seduce her way into the prison and break me out~~


agreed, seeing as how the other conversations would be something like "Hi July, so what made you decide to play starcraft for a living" to which he would respond in some language ( probably afrikan?) and hang up. At least i could hear tossgirls voice after all the gayness in prison...

Wait, I can't even go to prison >_>
ok dont not so good something is something ok ok ok gogogo
decafchicken
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States20156 Posts
July 04 2006 12:24 GMT
#56
I'd call raszi so he can pay my bail.
how reasonable is it to eat off wood instead of your tummy?
MTF
Profile Blog Joined January 2005
United States1739 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-07-04 12:34:44
July 04 2006 12:33 GMT
#57
On July 04 2006 12:21 jG]BeefcakeS wrote:
Charles Manson
Show nested quote +
On July 04 2006 12:13 FrozenArbiter wrote:
On July 04 2006 01:49 suxN wrote:
Ok, what if the question was just "if you could call one progamer who would it be?" instead of this jail thingy, id call reach with translator and tell him to cheese more.

=,=
MORE?
Less, you mean less right?

Ever since he started cheesing more he's done worse, same with pusan!

Pusan won a series vs Midas with cheese. He is the ONLY progamer with the guts to cheese in the final round of a series.


Other than Boxer's three-games-in-a-row bunker rush series against Yellow. :x

I vote other. I'd call the police station and make a bomb threat! ^_^

[But, seriously. Lawyer/friend with money/ect.]
Think. :)
Aileon
Profile Joined June 2006
United States299 Posts
July 04 2006 12:34 GMT
#58
Boxer. Get him to use his dropship micro to drop siege tanks outside my cell and blast a hole, then load me up in the dropship and take me home.
Everyones Favorite Hick. aka Xeroth
maoam
Profile Joined June 2006
United Kingdom444 Posts
July 04 2006 13:03 GMT
#59
You'd probably want him to micro the horny lifers in your cell first, unless you have +3 armour on your ass.
I oink therefore I ham.
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
July 04 2006 13:20 GMT
#60
Fakesteve's post made this thread alright, but now it's getting gay. +3 armor on your ass? WTF stfu!! To answer the question, probably july since he speaks english pretty well afaik, and tossgirl won't even speak to men in her apartment except for "yes" or "no"(read the interview, it's true >.<), so I doubt she'd even talk to an english speaking man.
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
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