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Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
July 03 2006 14:27 GMT
#21
No one?

Why would I want to call a progamer if I were in jail?
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
WOstick
Profile Joined June 2005
Norway433 Posts
July 03 2006 15:05 GMT
#22
On July 03 2006 23:27 Cambium wrote:
No one?

Why would I want to call a progamer if I were in jail?


to do teh leet law micro in court
Are you suggestion that a cocunut is migrating?
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-07-03 15:13:14
July 03 2006 15:12 GMT
#23
I would rather call a gay retarded crippled down syndrome morbidly obese transvestite white guy than RA. Who the fuck would call this noob?
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
July 03 2006 15:25 GMT
#24
On July 03 2006 21:12 Miss the Mark wrote:
rA, recall me out.

gg jail.

hahahaha
It's better to burn out than to fade away
ScGoOn
Profile Joined May 2005
Uruguay52 Posts
July 03 2006 15:25 GMT
#25
stupid poll,,,it doesn't make sense this kind of thread (no hF) go re ^_^
Contra La Razón No Se Puede... StaRuleZ For Ever
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
July 03 2006 16:00 GMT
#26
On July 03 2006 21:04 Zeto wrote:
boxer has a strategy for every map, even prison

Lol that's a quality statement
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
July 03 2006 16:02 GMT
#27
On July 04 2006 00:12 Drowsy wrote:
I would rather call a gay retarded crippled down syndrome morbidly obese transvestite white guy than RA.

That's not
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Red_Dragon
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Croatia2862 Posts
July 03 2006 16:36 GMT
#28
What is the use? He wouldn`t even understand what I am saying.
Climbing walls of an endless circle
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
July 03 2006 16:41 GMT
#29
I'd call rekrul to ban this thread for wasting my one and only phone call.
I dont want to be totally out :3
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
July 03 2006 16:49 GMT
#30
Ok, what if the question was just "if you could call one progamer who would it be?" instead of this jail thingy, id call reach with translator and tell him to cheese more.
I dont want to be totally out :3
WOstick
Profile Joined June 2005
Norway433 Posts
July 03 2006 16:55 GMT
#31
On July 04 2006 01:41 suxN wrote:
I'd call rekrul to ban this thread for wasting my one and only phone call.


:-D it's funny because it's true!
Are you suggestion that a cocunut is migrating?
Ancient_Rage
Profile Joined June 2005
United States203 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-07-03 17:00:54
July 03 2006 16:59 GMT
#32
On July 04 2006 01:49 suxN wrote:
Ok, what if the question was just "if you could call one progamer who would it be?" instead of this jail thingy, id call reach with translator and tell him to cheese more.


If it was just to call a progamer I would call NaDa and tell him to stop spamming hotkeys so damn much.

j/k NaDa's awesome.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
July 03 2006 18:41 GMT
#33
"the bar has been raised"
Im back, in pog form!
Hollow
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Canada2180 Posts
July 03 2006 19:03 GMT
#34
i'd call julyzerg and ask him to grow a beard for me
Eagleheart
Profile Joined January 2006
Sweden776 Posts
July 03 2006 19:17 GMT
#35
Ra, he cuold dream me out lol
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-07-03 20:26:14
July 03 2006 20:24 GMT
#36
Mr. T...then I could pity foos with him. This thread is gay as fuck though...what am I doing?
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
ScGoOn
Profile Joined May 2005
Uruguay52 Posts
July 04 2006 01:08 GMT
#37
the worst thread I ever read ^_^ .... it's not to be pesimistic, I just don't know where u wanna go with this kinda stuff...
Contra La Razón No Se Puede... StaRuleZ For Ever
indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
July 04 2006 01:36 GMT
#38
Nazgul
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11598 Posts
July 04 2006 01:42 GMT
#39
GoodFriend cause in jail, you just need a goodfriend to give an alibi
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
maoam
Profile Joined June 2006
United Kingdom444 Posts
July 04 2006 01:48 GMT
#40
If I had TossGirl's number I'd stay out of jail. Unless stalking can get you sent to jail, in which case I probably wouldn't be allowed to call her.

I might call Draco and warn him it's a trap.
I oink therefore I ham.
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