• Log InLog In
  • Register
Liquid`
Team Liquid Liquipedia
EDT 08:25
CEST 14:25
KST 21:25
  • Home
  • Forum
  • Calendar
  • Streams
  • Liquipedia
  • Features
  • Store
  • EPT
  • TL+
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Smash
  • Heroes
  • Counter-Strike
  • Overwatch
  • Liquibet
  • Fantasy StarCraft
  • TLPD
  • StarCraft 2
  • Brood War
  • Blogs
Forum Sidebar
Events/Features
News
Featured News
[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver4[ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Rough Waters10[ASL22] Ro24 Preview: Siren's Call8[ASL22] Ro24 Preview: Summer's End9Serral wins HomeStory Cup 2915
Community News
Weekly Cups (Sep 7-12): SHIN, ByuN, MaxPax double down0StarCraft open world shooter announced at BlizzCon98Weekly Cups (Aug 30-Sep 7): herO thrives amid growing schism10Official StarCraft website teases new content ahead of BlizzCon?178Stellar Fest TWO the Moon (Dec 16-20)9
StarCraft 2
General
How do you feel about the StarCraft shooter announcement at BlizzCon 2026? StarCraft open world shooter announced at BlizzCon Weekly Cups (Sep 7-12): SHIN, ByuN, MaxPax double down Balance hotfix patch 5.0.16b (July 16) Blizzard Classic Cup @ BlizzCon 2026 - $100k prize pool
Tourneys
RSL Revival: Season 6 - Qualifiers and Main Event RSL goes to London! 2026 Offline Finals Nov 21-22 SC2 AI Tournament 2026 Fall Sparkling Tuna Cup - Weekly Open Tournament KSL Week #92
Strategy
[G] Having the right mentality to improve
Custom Maps
Nexus Wars 2021 GUIDE [M] (2) Industrial Park
External Content
Mutation # 543 Enhanced Defenses The PondCast: SC2 News & Results Mutation # 542 The Ascended Mutation # 541 Binary Choice
Brood War
General
Official StarCraft website teases new content ahead of BlizzCon? New 3v3 BGH Ladder (and more) on ShieldBattery! [D] Brainstorming a balance patch for Brood war Making an Online Broodwar Manager Game [ASL22] Ro16 Preview: Holy Diver
Tourneys
[ASL22] Ro16 Group D [ASL22] Ro16 Group C [Megathread] Daily Proleagues [ASL22] Ro16 Group B
Strategy
Replay Review Process - What do you do? Simple Questions, Simple Answers Odyssey Mineral Stack Saturation Game Theory for Starcraft
Other Games
General Games
Warcraft III: The Frozen Throne Stormgate/Frost Giant Megathread Nintendo Switch Thread EVE Corporation Diablo IV
Dota 2
Official 'what is Dota anymore' discussion
League of Legends
[TL LoL EUW IHs] Teemo shall perish
Heroes of the Storm
Heroes of the Storm 2.0
Hearthstone
Deck construction bug
TL Mafia
TL Mafia Community Thread
Community
General
Russo-Ukrainian War Thread US Politics Mega-thread Artificial Intelligence Thread UK Politics Mega-thread Things Aren’t Peaceful in Palestine
Fan Clubs
MarineLorD Fan Club The Creator Fan Club The ShoWTimE Fan Club
Media & Entertainment
[Manga] One Piece Movie Discussion! Diablo Animated Series on Netflix
Sports
Football (Soccer) Thread TeamLiquid Health and Fitness Initiative For 2023 MLB/Baseball 2023
World Cup 2022
Tech Support
Computer Build, Upgrade & Buying Resource Thread
TL Community
The Automated Ban List Northern Ireland Global Starcraft
Blogs
Virtual Romance, Real-Life C…
TrAiDoS
Regacy Esports:Our Goa…
regacyesports
Dreaming of BW patches (mod…
c3rberUs
LOCKPICKING NOOB
LUCKY_NOOB
Customize Sidebar...

Website Feedback

Closed Threads



Active: 8249 users

[P]If you had one.. - Page 2

Forum Index > Closed
Post a Reply
Prev 1 2 3 4 Next All
Cambium
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States16368 Posts
July 03 2006 14:27 GMT
#21
No one?

Why would I want to call a progamer if I were in jail?
When you want something, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it.
WOstick
Profile Joined June 2005
Norway433 Posts
July 03 2006 15:05 GMT
#22
On July 03 2006 23:27 Cambium wrote:
No one?

Why would I want to call a progamer if I were in jail?


to do teh leet law micro in court
Are you suggestion that a cocunut is migrating?
Drowsy
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
United States4876 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-07-03 15:13:14
July 03 2006 15:12 GMT
#23
I would rather call a gay retarded crippled down syndrome morbidly obese transvestite white guy than RA. Who the fuck would call this noob?
Our Protoss, Who art in Aiur HongUn be Thy name; Thy stalker come, Thy will be blunk, on ladder as it is in Micro Tourny. Give us this win in our daily ladder, and forgive us our cheeses, As we forgive those who play zerg against us.
KrAzYfoOL
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Australia3037 Posts
July 03 2006 15:25 GMT
#24
On July 03 2006 21:12 Miss the Mark wrote:
rA, recall me out.

gg jail.

hahahaha
It's better to burn out than to fade away
ScGoOn
Profile Joined May 2005
Uruguay52 Posts
July 03 2006 15:25 GMT
#25
stupid poll,,,it doesn't make sense this kind of thread (no hF) go re ^_^
Contra La Razón No Se Puede... StaRuleZ For Ever
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
July 03 2006 16:00 GMT
#26
On July 03 2006 21:04 Zeto wrote:
boxer has a strategy for every map, even prison

Lol that's a quality statement
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Reason
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
United Kingdom2770 Posts
July 03 2006 16:02 GMT
#27
On July 04 2006 00:12 Drowsy wrote:
I would rather call a gay retarded crippled down syndrome morbidly obese transvestite white guy than RA.

That's not
Speak properly, and in as few words as you can, but always plainly; for the end of speech is not ostentation, but to be understood.
Red_Dragon
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Croatia2862 Posts
July 03 2006 16:36 GMT
#28
What is the use? He wouldn`t even understand what I am saying.
Climbing walls of an endless circle
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
July 03 2006 16:41 GMT
#29
I'd call rekrul to ban this thread for wasting my one and only phone call.
I dont want to be totally out :3
suxN
Profile Blog Joined March 2004
Finland1167 Posts
July 03 2006 16:49 GMT
#30
Ok, what if the question was just "if you could call one progamer who would it be?" instead of this jail thingy, id call reach with translator and tell him to cheese more.
I dont want to be totally out :3
WOstick
Profile Joined June 2005
Norway433 Posts
July 03 2006 16:55 GMT
#31
On July 04 2006 01:41 suxN wrote:
I'd call rekrul to ban this thread for wasting my one and only phone call.


:-D it's funny because it's true!
Are you suggestion that a cocunut is migrating?
Ancient_Rage
Profile Joined June 2005
United States203 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-07-03 17:00:54
July 03 2006 16:59 GMT
#32
On July 04 2006 01:49 suxN wrote:
Ok, what if the question was just "if you could call one progamer who would it be?" instead of this jail thingy, id call reach with translator and tell him to cheese more.


If it was just to call a progamer I would call NaDa and tell him to stop spamming hotkeys so damn much.

j/k NaDa's awesome.
baal
Profile Joined March 2003
10708 Posts
July 03 2006 18:41 GMT
#33
"the bar has been raised"
Im back, in pog form!
Hollow
Profile Blog Joined July 2005
Canada2180 Posts
July 03 2006 19:03 GMT
#34
i'd call julyzerg and ask him to grow a beard for me
Eagleheart
Profile Joined January 2006
Sweden776 Posts
July 03 2006 19:17 GMT
#35
Ra, he cuold dream me out lol
TheFoReveRwaR
Profile Blog Joined May 2006
United States10657 Posts
Last Edited: 2006-07-03 20:26:14
July 03 2006 20:24 GMT
#36
Mr. T...then I could pity foos with him. This thread is gay as fuck though...what am I doing?
Being healthy, it has been said, really consists of having the same disease as everybody else.
ScGoOn
Profile Joined May 2005
Uruguay52 Posts
July 04 2006 01:08 GMT
#37
the worst thread I ever read ^_^ .... it's not to be pesimistic, I just don't know where u wanna go with this kinda stuff...
Contra La Razón No Se Puede... StaRuleZ For Ever
indecision
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Germany818 Posts
July 04 2006 01:36 GMT
#38
Nazgul
CaucasianAsian
Profile Blog Joined September 2005
Korea (South)11601 Posts
July 04 2006 01:42 GMT
#39
GoodFriend cause in jail, you just need a goodfriend to give an alibi
Calendar@ Fish Server: `iOps]..Stark
maoam
Profile Joined June 2006
United Kingdom444 Posts
July 04 2006 01:48 GMT
#40
If I had TossGirl's number I'd stay out of jail. Unless stalking can get you sent to jail, in which case I probably wouldn't be allowed to call her.

I might call Draco and warn him it's a trap.
I oink therefore I ham.
Prev 1 2 3 4 Next All
Please log in or register to reply.
Live Events Refresh
GSL
11:00
2026 GSTL: Wild Card
IntoTheiNu 684
CranKy Ducklings SOOP80
Classic 65
ByuN (SOOP) 63
Rex22
Solar (SOOP)11
LiquipediaDiscussion
Afreeca Starleague
10:00
Ro16, Group D
Snow vs Shinee
Shine vs EffOrt
Afreeca ASL 13042
StarCastTV_EN380
Liquipedia
[ Submit Event ]
Live Streams
Refresh
StarCraft 2
Classic 65
ByuN (SOOP) 63
Rex 22
Solar (SOOP) 11
StarCraft: Brood War
Calm 13876
Bisu 6061
Jaedong 2930
Leta 1395
BeSt 1244
Shine 973
Horang2 896
Mini 473
Pusan 431
Light 405
[ Show more ]
Hyuk 397
Hyun 358
Soulkey 354
ZerO 255
Zeus 214
actioN 200
Larva 187
Stork 173
firebathero 172
Barracks 123
ggaemo 118
Rush 108
ToSsGirL 61
PianO 55
JYJ 55
soO 39
Killer 33
Bale 28
sSak 22
Terrorterran 21
HiyA 18
Sexy 17
SilentControl 16
sorry 14
hero 14
Sacsri 10
Hm[arnc] 8
scan(afreeca) 8
JulyZerg 7
Noble 7
Icarus 4
Britney 0
Dota 2
Dendi1314
League of Legends
Reynor59
Counter-Strike
olofmeister1687
byalli1107
zeus400
x6flipin385
edward45
Super Smash Bros
Mew2King68
Other Games
Grubby7818
singsing2479
Lowko329
hiko242
Pyrionflax158
DeMusliM134
Liquid`LucifroN124
Organizations
Other Games
gamesdonequick864
StarCraft: Brood War
UltimateBattle 227
Other Games
BasetradeTV50
StarCraft: Brood War
lovetv 11
[ Show 14 non-featured ]
StarCraft 2
• StrangeGG 81
• intothetv
• AfreecaTV YouTube
• Kozan
• IndyKCrew
• Migwel
StarCraft: Brood War
• iopq 16
• BSLYoutube
• STPLYoutube
• ZZZeroYoutube
Dota 2
• C_a_k_e 1242
• WagamamaTV522
League of Legends
• Jankos2146
• TFBlade689
Upcoming Events
PiGosaur Cup
11h 35m
The PondCast
21h 35m
Kung Fu Cup
22h 35m
Replay Cast
1d 11h
KCM Race Survival
1d 21h
IntoTheTV X SOOP
1d 22h
Replay Cast
2 days
IntoTheTV X SOOP
2 days
Replay Cast
3 days
GSL
3 days
[ Show More ]
Replay Cast
4 days
GSL
4 days
Shopify Rebellion Sundays
5 days
Spirit vs Mixu
Replay Cast
5 days
WardiTV Weekly
5 days
Monday Night Weeklies
6 days
Sparkling Tuna Cup
6 days
Liquipedia Results

Completed

Proleague 2026-09-14
Blizzard Classic Cup 2026
Big Dog Cup 2026 Div 1

Ongoing

KCM Race Survival 2026 Season 3
K-JUNGMAN
ASL Season 22
Super Anchor Qualifying S3
CSL 2026 AUTUMN (S22)
Acropolis #5
Calamity Invitational
FISSURE Playground #3
BLAST Open Fall 2026
Esports World Cup 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer 2026
BLAST Bounty Summer Qual
Stake Ranked Episode 3
XSE Pro League 2026

Upcoming

Acropolis #5 - GSA
Acropolis #5 - GSB
Acropolis #5 - GSC
SC4ALL II: Brood War
HSC XXX
Stellar Fest 2: Lunar Cup
SC4ALL II: StarCraft II
Kung Fu Cup 2026 Grand Finals
RSL Offline Finals
Copium Cup
PGL Major Singapore 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 6
BLAST Rivals Fall 2026
IEM Beijing 2026
Stake Ranked Episode 5
PGL Masters Bucharest 2026
1win Private Club #2
Thunderpick World Champ. '26
ESL Pro League Season 24
Stake Ranked Episode 4
1win Private Club #1
Logitech G Play Connect 2026
SL StarSeries Fall 2026
TLPD

1. ByuN
2. TY
3. Dark
4. Solar
5. Stats
6. Nerchio
7. sOs
8. soO
9. INnoVation
10. Elazer
1. Rain
2. Flash
3. EffOrt
4. Last
5. Bisu
6. Soulkey
7. Mini
8. Sharp
Sidebar Settings...

Advertising | Privacy Policy | Terms Of Use | Contact Us

Original banner artwork: Jim Warren
The contents of this webpage are copyright © 2026 TLnet. All Rights Reserved.