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The Legit My Butt Hurts and I Need to QQ thread

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oZe
Profile Joined January 2011
Sweden492 Posts
May 13 2012 23:19 GMT
#1
Here you can write about how the game is broken, that your winrate went down when the game got balanced or that your penis is to big. So I don't have to see whine in every thread I read. You can bitch all you want but please keep it in this thread. Because you're wasting time for everyone who's trying to get better at the game.

If you don't like balance changes, go play broodwar. Because it's gonna be like this for YEARS to come. If we are lucky the game will be finnished 2-3 years after legacy of the void comes out. Only then people will go on about how sc3 isn't balanced ^^

Change is the only constant. Deal or Die.

Ps. Nobody actually cares that your butt hurts. Although sometimes it can be good for females to talk about problems. Instead of solving them, like men do.
The worst kinds of organized crime are religion & government.
Talack
Profile Joined September 2010
Canada2742 Posts
May 13 2012 23:20 GMT
#2
in before closed
EienShinwa
Profile Joined May 2010
United States655 Posts
May 13 2012 23:20 GMT
#3
:O...... I thought we already had one of these?
I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. Scratch where it itches. Alice Roosevelt Longworth
Torte de Lini
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Germany38463 Posts
May 13 2012 23:21 GMT
#4
www.livejournal.com

they should just keep off TL
https://twitter.com/#!/TorteDeLini (@TorteDeLini)
liam33
Profile Joined June 2011
Canada192 Posts
May 13 2012 23:22 GMT
#5
My penis is to big though
Dispersion
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Korea (South)504 Posts
May 13 2012 23:22 GMT
#6
Yeah...this is directly against every rule we have here..sort of..implicitly. Don't bitch about balance.
Don't worry. Taht's just Halo
FT.aCt)Sony
Profile Blog Joined June 2007
United States1048 Posts
May 13 2012 23:22 GMT
#7
To my knowledge, I never engaged in any "butt" activities that would inquire a butt hurt.

Search feature does wonders!
turdburgler
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
England6749 Posts
May 13 2012 23:24 GMT
#8
so your solution to seeing too much whining is to whine about whining? how does that reduce the amount of hurt butts at all?
howLiN
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
Portugal1676 Posts
May 13 2012 23:25 GMT
#9
We already have a thread like this, it's called Designated Balance Discussion Thread.

ZING!
TheAngelofDeath
Profile Blog Joined May 2010
United States2033 Posts
May 13 2012 23:25 GMT
#10
The Fuck....
"Infestors are the suck" - LzGamer
Dymond
Profile Joined January 2011
Canada138 Posts
May 13 2012 23:25 GMT
#11
Ive been sitting at my computer for so long that my ass hurts. Thought thats what you ment
R4iD
Profile Joined September 2009
Canada142 Posts
May 13 2012 23:26 GMT
#12
but my penis is just too massive...inb4 this thread gets closed plz read rules and guidelines b4 opening a topic etc etc
your either pro or your noob, and thats life
Mrvoodoochild1
Profile Joined June 2011
United States1439 Posts
May 13 2012 23:27 GMT
#13
5/10
"let your freak flag fly"
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 13 2012 23:27 GMT
#14
Today I sat down on a park bench, but it had a rock on it.

My butt hurts now. QQ
Aveng3r
Profile Joined February 2012
United States2411 Posts
May 13 2012 23:27 GMT
#15
finally, a thread where I can complain about tvp. oh wait.
I carve marble busts of assassinated world leaders - PM for a quote
Brawndo
Profile Joined February 2011
United States35 Posts
May 13 2012 23:28 GMT
#16
On May 14 2012 08:22 FT.aCt)Sony wrote:
To my knowledge, I never engaged in any "butt" activities that would inquire a butt hurt.

Search feature does wonders!


LOL. I cannot stand that damn word.
Bear4188
Profile Joined March 2010
United States1797 Posts
May 13 2012 23:28 GMT
#17
My computer chair broke a few weeks ago and ever since I've been sitting in this really uncomfortable straight backed wooden thing. Both by butt and my elbows are sore and I haven't had time to go looking for a new with with good lumbar support.
"I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something." - R. Feynman
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 13 2012 23:28 GMT
#18
I have a colon infection.

My butt hurts now. QQ
polyphonyEX
Profile Joined May 2012
United States2539 Posts
May 13 2012 23:29 GMT
#19
On May 14 2012 08:19 oZe wrote:
Ps. Nobody actually cares that your butt hurts. Although sometimes it can be good for females to talk about problems. Instead of solving them, like men do.


goodbye
Heh_
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Singapore2712 Posts
May 13 2012 23:30 GMT
#20
Haha. There's a random rant thread, and a designated balance whine thread. We need a legit QQ thread. There's one for LoL and one for Dota 2. Why not sc2?

My rant: all those whiners please fucking shut up and learn to play. Don't blame balance, blame yourself.
=Þ
docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
May 13 2012 23:30 GMT
#21
I can't wait for this to turn into a legitamate, my buttocks is in pain because of ______ thread xD.
User was warned for too many mimes.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 13 2012 23:31 GMT
#22
Last night I got cleaning fluid on the back of my pants and I didn't notice. I developed rashes on my butt cheeks. I've been scratching them all day and they're getting bigger. I can't even sit down without feeling a sharp pain.

My butt hurts now. QQ
las91
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States5080 Posts
May 13 2012 23:31 GMT
#23
On May 14 2012 08:25 howLiN wrote:
We already have a thread like this, it's called Designated Balance Discussion Thread.

ZING!


I lol'd.
In Inca we trust
SilverJohnny
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States885 Posts
May 13 2012 23:31 GMT
#24
My chair at home is made of wood, even this pillow isn't enough to help me T-T

At college I had a nice comfy one, but as soon as I come home for the summer my parents steal it.

Parent Imba imo.
also i think you should be able to combine like 5 archons to make a really really shitty oliver stone film - Keanu_Reaver, bw balance genius
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
May 13 2012 23:32 GMT
#25
Lol ligit my butt hurts thread. I like the title
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
Durp
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada3117 Posts
May 13 2012 23:32 GMT
#26
I hate threads like these, by self righteous posters who think they're funny by 'calling out' whiners.
SOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOoo Many BANELINGS!!
MagikarpPKMN
Profile Joined April 2012
12 Posts
May 13 2012 23:32 GMT
#27
I thought the adam's apple was a little strange... but then i thought girls have those too right? Well, anyways, i'm here. QQ
Klonere
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Ireland4123 Posts
May 13 2012 23:33 GMT
#28
I mis-micro'd my rectal suppository and now my butt hurts.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 13 2012 23:33 GMT
#29
Last week I tried to set my fart on fire, but the fire spread to my boxers and I couldn't put it out in time. I spent three days in the burn ward getting treatment for my third degree burns.

My butt hurts. QQ
Fealthas
Profile Joined May 2011
607 Posts
May 13 2012 23:34 GMT
#30
wut
Heh_
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Singapore2712 Posts
May 13 2012 23:34 GMT
#31
On May 14 2012 08:32 Durp wrote:
I hate threads like these, by self righteous posters who think they're funny by 'calling out' whiners.

Because you're one of them?
=Þ
BookII
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia400 Posts
May 13 2012 23:35 GMT
#32
This thread is an awful idea, but I'm enjoying Chairman Ray's take on it.
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-13 23:38:28
May 13 2012 23:36 GMT
#33
On May 14 2012 08:32 Durp wrote:
I hate threads like these, by self righteous posters who think they're funny by 'calling out' whiners.


Someone need to call out people on their non-sense. But good job calling out the OP for being self-righeous in your self-righteous post...

Unless there is another QQ thread I say let this one stand. It will give people a spot to vent.



On May 14 2012 08:33 Chairman Ray wrote:
Last week I tried to set my fart on fire, but the fire spread to my boxers and I couldn't put it out in time. I spent three days in the burn ward getting treatment for my third degree burns.

My butt hurts. QQ


Totally worth it in my opinion. I took a video of my flaming fart once. singed my butthair but make for an awesome story.


On May 14 2012 08:19 oZe wrote:
Ps. Nobody actually cares that your butt hurts. Although sometimes it can be good for females to talk about problems. Instead of solving them, like men do.


LOL. This part of the OP made me laugh.
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
schaf
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1326 Posts
May 13 2012 23:36 GMT
#34
I was sitting the whole day from 10am to 1 am at the computer writing reports and preparing a presentation... my butt hurts :'(
Axiom wins more than it loses. Most viewers don't. - <3 TB
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-13 23:38:24
May 13 2012 23:36 GMT
#35
This other day I was captured by a crazy doctor. He surgically attached a person's mouth to my anus, and then a second person's mouth to the first person's anus to form a human centipede.

Diagram:
[image loading]

My butt hurts. QQ
stevarius
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1394 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-13 23:39:41
May 13 2012 23:39 GMT
#36
I'm Stevarius and I approve of this thread. It should seriously be stickied and anyone can post about the butthurt.

Just be sure the fill in the butthurt report form you can derive from a simple google search.

Relevant: http://www.scribd.com/doc/7771818/Butt-Hurt-Report-Form
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ruscour
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
5233 Posts
May 13 2012 23:39 GMT
#37
On May 14 2012 08:36 Chairman Ray wrote:
This other day I was captured by a crazy doctor. He surgically attached a person's mouth to my anus, and then a second person's mouth to the first person's anus to form a human centipede.

Diagram:
[image loading]

My butt hurts. QQ

First world problems.
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
May 13 2012 23:40 GMT
#38
sat on a tack. that is all.
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
May 13 2012 23:40 GMT
#39
On May 14 2012 08:36 Chairman Ray wrote:
This other day I was captured by a crazy doctor. He surgically attached a person's mouth to my anus, and then a second person's mouth to the first person's anus to form a human centipede.

Diagram:
[image loading]

My butt hurts. QQ

I wonder how far people are going to stretch this...
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
May 13 2012 23:40 GMT
#40
On May 14 2012 08:39 stevarius wrote:
I'm Stevarius and I approve of this thread. It should seriously be stickied and anyone can post about the butthurt.

Just be sure the fill in the butthurt report form you can derive from a simple google search.

Relevant: http://www.scribd.com/doc/7771818/Butt-Hurt-Report-Form


Thats the shit destiny posted. My butt hurts over the recycled material lmfao
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
B.I.G.
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
3251 Posts
May 13 2012 23:40 GMT
#41
last week I was just chilling in my habitat and I accidentally sat on something
vid:

my butt hurts to now..
stevarius
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1394 Posts
May 13 2012 23:41 GMT
#42
On May 14 2012 08:40 Jisall wrote:
Show nested quote +
On May 14 2012 08:39 stevarius wrote:
I'm Stevarius and I approve of this thread. It should seriously be stickied and anyone can post about the butthurt.

Just be sure the fill in the butthurt report form you can derive from a simple google search.

Relevant: http://www.scribd.com/doc/7771818/Butt-Hurt-Report-Form


Thats the shit destiny posted. My butt hurts over the recycled material lmfao


I am butthurt that you degrade me to his level. I am going to have to employ a coping mechanism for my loss of dignity.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
May 13 2012 23:41 GMT
#43
On May 14 2012 08:40 B.I.G. wrote:
last week I was just chilling in my habitat and I accidentally sat on something
vid:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSKPJuSXcXI
my butt hurts to now..


Holy shit......
How the fuck is an elephant typing?
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 13 2012 23:42 GMT
#44
I sat down on a chair today, only to find it wasn't a chair - it was a running table saw.

My butt hurts. QQ
Maxd11
Profile Joined July 2011
United States680 Posts
May 13 2012 23:42 GMT
#45
Protoss is fucking bullshit.
Did I do it right?
I looked in the mirror and saw biupilm69t
Pazuzu
Profile Joined July 2011
United States632 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-13 23:44:32
May 13 2012 23:42 GMT
#46
personally, I had a colonoscopy recently, and the doctor decided to use what was apparently crystal light dissolved in vodka rather than pentathol as an anesthetic....suffice to say I was awake for the procedure in which a 3 foot colonoscope was introduced rather forcefully to my posterior. Im so glad you have all been able to make a support group for others in my situation!
"It is because intuition is sometimes right, that we don't know what to do with it"
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-13 23:43:41
May 13 2012 23:42 GMT
#47
This thread should be re-named "The Ligit My Butt Hurts Literally... No Fucking Literally..."


On May 14 2012 08:42 Maxd11 wrote:
Protoss is fucking bullshit.
Did I do it right?


Did you sit on a collosus?
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
GMarshal
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
United States22154 Posts
May 13 2012 23:44 GMT
#48
There is already a designated balance discussion thread, but if you want to make a qq thread, it might be allowed, assuming you actually made a decent title and op.
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