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docvoc
Profile Blog Joined July 2011
United States5491 Posts
May 13 2012 23:30 GMT
#21
I can't wait for this to turn into a legitamate, my buttocks is in pain because of ______ thread xD.
User was warned for too many mimes.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 13 2012 23:31 GMT
#22
Last night I got cleaning fluid on the back of my pants and I didn't notice. I developed rashes on my butt cheeks. I've been scratching them all day and they're getting bigger. I can't even sit down without feeling a sharp pain.

My butt hurts now. QQ
las91
Profile Blog Joined May 2011
United States5080 Posts
May 13 2012 23:31 GMT
#23
On May 14 2012 08:25 howLiN wrote:
We already have a thread like this, it's called Designated Balance Discussion Thread.

ZING!


I lol'd.
In Inca we trust
SilverJohnny
Profile Blog Joined October 2010
United States885 Posts
May 13 2012 23:31 GMT
#24
My chair at home is made of wood, even this pillow isn't enough to help me T-T

At college I had a nice comfy one, but as soon as I come home for the summer my parents steal it.

Parent Imba imo.
also i think you should be able to combine like 5 archons to make a really really shitty oliver stone film - Keanu_Reaver, bw balance genius
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
May 13 2012 23:32 GMT
#25
Lol ligit my butt hurts thread. I like the title
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
Durp
Profile Blog Joined September 2010
Canada3117 Posts
May 13 2012 23:32 GMT
#26
I hate threads like these, by self righteous posters who think they're funny by 'calling out' whiners.
SOOOOOooooOOOOooooOOOOoo Many BANELINGS!!
MagikarpPKMN
Profile Joined April 2012
12 Posts
May 13 2012 23:32 GMT
#27
I thought the adam's apple was a little strange... but then i thought girls have those too right? Well, anyways, i'm here. QQ
Klonere
Profile Blog Joined December 2010
Ireland4123 Posts
May 13 2012 23:33 GMT
#28
I mis-micro'd my rectal suppository and now my butt hurts.
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
May 13 2012 23:33 GMT
#29
Last week I tried to set my fart on fire, but the fire spread to my boxers and I couldn't put it out in time. I spent three days in the burn ward getting treatment for my third degree burns.

My butt hurts. QQ
Fealthas
Profile Joined May 2011
607 Posts
May 13 2012 23:34 GMT
#30
wut
Heh_
Profile Blog Joined April 2012
Singapore2712 Posts
May 13 2012 23:34 GMT
#31
On May 14 2012 08:32 Durp wrote:
I hate threads like these, by self righteous posters who think they're funny by 'calling out' whiners.

Because you're one of them?
=Þ
BookII
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Australia400 Posts
May 13 2012 23:35 GMT
#32
This thread is an awful idea, but I'm enjoying Chairman Ray's take on it.
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-13 23:38:28
May 13 2012 23:36 GMT
#33
On May 14 2012 08:32 Durp wrote:
I hate threads like these, by self righteous posters who think they're funny by 'calling out' whiners.


Someone need to call out people on their non-sense. But good job calling out the OP for being self-righeous in your self-righteous post...

Unless there is another QQ thread I say let this one stand. It will give people a spot to vent.



On May 14 2012 08:33 Chairman Ray wrote:
Last week I tried to set my fart on fire, but the fire spread to my boxers and I couldn't put it out in time. I spent three days in the burn ward getting treatment for my third degree burns.

My butt hurts. QQ


Totally worth it in my opinion. I took a video of my flaming fart once. singed my butthair but make for an awesome story.


On May 14 2012 08:19 oZe wrote:
Ps. Nobody actually cares that your butt hurts. Although sometimes it can be good for females to talk about problems. Instead of solving them, like men do.


LOL. This part of the OP made me laugh.
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
schaf
Profile Joined August 2010
Germany1326 Posts
May 13 2012 23:36 GMT
#34
I was sitting the whole day from 10am to 1 am at the computer writing reports and preparing a presentation... my butt hurts :'(
Axiom wins more than it loses. Most viewers don't. - <3 TB
Chairman Ray
Profile Blog Joined December 2009
United States11903 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-13 23:38:24
May 13 2012 23:36 GMT
#35
This other day I was captured by a crazy doctor. He surgically attached a person's mouth to my anus, and then a second person's mouth to the first person's anus to form a human centipede.

Diagram:
[image loading]

My butt hurts. QQ
stevarius
Profile Joined August 2010
United States1394 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-05-13 23:39:41
May 13 2012 23:39 GMT
#36
I'm Stevarius and I approve of this thread. It should seriously be stickied and anyone can post about the butthurt.

Just be sure the fill in the butthurt report form you can derive from a simple google search.

Relevant: http://www.scribd.com/doc/7771818/Butt-Hurt-Report-Form
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Ruscour
Profile Blog Joined April 2011
5233 Posts
May 13 2012 23:39 GMT
#37
On May 14 2012 08:36 Chairman Ray wrote:
This other day I was captured by a crazy doctor. He surgically attached a person's mouth to my anus, and then a second person's mouth to the first person's anus to form a human centipede.

Diagram:
[image loading]

My butt hurts. QQ

First world problems.
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
May 13 2012 23:40 GMT
#38
sat on a tack. that is all.
CrazyF1r3f0x
Profile Blog Joined August 2010
United States2120 Posts
May 13 2012 23:40 GMT
#39
On May 14 2012 08:36 Chairman Ray wrote:
This other day I was captured by a crazy doctor. He surgically attached a person's mouth to my anus, and then a second person's mouth to the first person's anus to form a human centipede.

Diagram:
[image loading]

My butt hurts. QQ

I wonder how far people are going to stretch this...
"Actual happiness always looks pretty squalid in comparison with the overcompensations for misery."
Jisall
Profile Blog Joined January 2011
United States2054 Posts
May 13 2012 23:40 GMT
#40
On May 14 2012 08:39 stevarius wrote:
I'm Stevarius and I approve of this thread. It should seriously be stickied and anyone can post about the butthurt.

Just be sure the fill in the butthurt report form you can derive from a simple google search.

Relevant: http://www.scribd.com/doc/7771818/Butt-Hurt-Report-Form


Thats the shit destiny posted. My butt hurts over the recycled material lmfao
Monk: Because being a badass is more fun then playing a dude wearing a scarf.. ... Ite fuck it, Witch Doctor cuz I like killing stuff in a timely mannor.
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