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brian
Profile Blog Joined August 2004
United States9620 Posts
August 30 2005 08:39 GMT
#81
also,

On August 30 2005 15:59 draeger wrote:
Remember, your mom won't let him boink her until you allow him to come over without giving him trouble. The gifts are meant to keep you occupied while he violates your mom in ways that you don't want to imagine.


lmfao. that's the nicest way ive ever heard someone say "your mom's a whore"
inc
Profile Joined June 2003
Sweden889 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-08-30 08:50:02
August 30 2005 08:42 GMT
#82
On August 30 2005 16:59 FunnyMan wrote:
Ok man look, im not pissed because my mom didnt tell me , im pissed because she fucking brought me to a unconfortable fucking trip with him and puted him on my face, she should have told me before, then i decide to go or not, hmm damn im tired of making this so ill tell yo the truth

Hahahahahahahaha i went to school and im in recess, thats why i havent reply to this, well, ill tell you mannablue and all you guys, ill change my nickname to imakepeoplemakemehaveagoodlaugh,
haha beleive it or not i created all this scenario since the begining omfg i am laughing so hard, you all bought my words. 99xROFLCOPTERS.

anyways, you can still have fun posting stuff , i still will enjoy even though you know it was a lie.

ok enough fun im going to class now, im supossed to bring some magazines today for a class and i didnt, so ill run like shit to a nearby store and buy them, wish me luck ,

note: i ended my post with a comma, dont get angry veg, i like you,





seriously, how can a person be so fucking stupid? you think we're gonna buy that?

this is how i look at it

1)you made this topic to get posts or popularity, NOT to make people disagree with you, which you cant know before you make the topic. thats just bullshit

or

2) you aint lying, and saw this post

On August 30 2005 15:55 TianXing wrote:
Hmm, im starting to think he wrote this thread just to get owned T_T...


and thought it would be smart to tell us you made it up, to regain your honor.


EITHER way, you failed. FAILED I TELL YOU! instead of giving up and lie you should have stood up for your point. this way you only make yourself look like an even dumber prick.

admit you got owned in this thread, and call your mom asap.

PS. my guess would be #2
i savour every bit of the numerous gifts life is offering me, having no worries, goals or regrets, constantly trading time for pleasure
{ToT}Strafe
Profile Blog Joined October 2004
Thailand7026 Posts
August 30 2005 08:47 GMT
#83
Shut the fuck that this was one big lie. You got owned and saw no way out. If this was a lie, you would have come up with a better story. Because your imagination probably makes more sense than the crap you wrote now.
So no fek
Profile Blog Joined June 2005
United States3001 Posts
August 30 2005 08:51 GMT
#84
Tell me if I'm wrong, but this is by my count.

FunnyMan:0
Mom:1
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tehsnow
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada296 Posts
August 30 2005 09:05 GMT
#85
Hey I deserve 1 too because I got the first post of this thread's Chapter 2 : FunnyMan strikes back.
Tehre si no spoone
tehsnow
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada296 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-08-30 09:07:24
August 30 2005 09:07 GMT
#86
While browsing I just found another sh!t post from him

On August 29 2005 09:38 FunnyMan wrote:
when i see units coming, and i got canons, i press stop stop stop, so when they get closer ill hurt them more,.


Those are lies because you can't stop more than one cannon. BULLSHIT AGAIN
Tehre si no spoone
Zorglub1
Profile Joined October 2004
Denmark532 Posts
August 30 2005 09:09 GMT
#87
On August 30 2005 15:59 draeger wrote:
Remember, your mom won't let him boink her until you allow him to come over without giving him trouble. The gifts are meant to keep you occupied while he violates your mom in ways that you don't want to imagine.


LOL
inc
Profile Joined June 2003
Sweden889 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-08-30 09:27:37
August 30 2005 09:17 GMT
#88
On August 30 2005 18:07 tehsnow wrote:
While browsing I just found another sh!t post from him

Show nested quote +
On August 29 2005 09:38 FunnyMan wrote:
when i see units coming, and i got canons, i press stop stop stop, so when they get closer ill hurt them more,.


Those are lies because you can't stop more than one cannon. BULLSHIT AGAIN


if you are fast you can stop a few, like 2-3. i dont even think you have to be very fast to stop 2 at the same time actually

edit: its very likely a lie tho
i savour every bit of the numerous gifts life is offering me, having no worries, goals or regrets, constantly trading time for pleasure
NewbSaibot
Profile Joined May 2004
3849 Posts
August 30 2005 09:18 GMT
#89
On August 30 2005 18:07 tehsnow wrote:
While browsing I just found another sh!t post from him

Show nested quote +
On August 29 2005 09:38 FunnyMan wrote:
when i see units coming, and i got canons, i press stop stop stop, so when they get closer ill hurt them more,.


Those are lies because you can't stop more than one cannon. BULLSHIT AGAIN
He obviously saw the marine triangle split manuever and can click each cannon one after another between firing cycles in order and stop them right before they fire.
I went to the chippy last night and only orderd chips because I knew I could get fish from her bushy plate.
ReTr0[p.S]
Profile Joined March 2005
Argentina1590 Posts
August 30 2005 09:34 GMT
#90
On August 30 2005 18:07 tehsnow wrote:
While browsing I just found another sh!t post from him

Show nested quote +
On August 29 2005 09:38 FunnyMan wrote:
when i see units coming, and i got canons, i press stop stop stop, so when they get closer ill hurt them more,.


Those are lies because you can't stop more than one cannon. BULLSHIT AGAIN


pwned again :p
ManaBlue
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
Canada10458 Posts
August 30 2005 09:40 GMT
#91
On August 30 2005 17:36 NewbSaibot wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 30 2005 17:06 tehsnow wrote:
LOL now that you try to lie to get some dignity back ( and fail miserably ) you look even suckier.

Your last post was the fakest thing I saw in a while.
Exactly, saw right through his desperate attempt to make us look like the dumbasses. Face it, mana's statments rang a little too close to home and now you cant stand yourself. Dont try and bring us down to your level.


Well said. This is a typical backpeddling job. I honestly could care less what this guy posts here. I only hope that this has shown him the reality of his behaviour, and that he'll reconsile the problems he's caused, even if we here at tl.net never know it happens.

Do it for your family buddy. You can burn a bridge in a week that took your whole lifetime to build.
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tehsnow
Profile Joined June 2005
Canada296 Posts
August 30 2005 10:15 GMT
#92
Manablue you're always full of wise words
Tehre si no spoone
camooT
Profile Joined October 2004
United States1354 Posts
August 30 2005 10:15 GMT
#93
lol. RECESS.
gLyo
Profile Blog Joined May 2004
United States2410 Posts
August 30 2005 10:27 GMT
#94
This is such a bullshit thread. I havn't had recess since grade school, though I wouldn't be surprised if FunnyMan is still in grade school.

The cop out of "haha just kidding," is really fucking stupid. If you truley are kidding, then you're a moron who can't think up a decent funny story to save his life. If it were true, I might have had some empathy for you. According to the story, your parents were recently divorced and that can be pretty difficult, and you might just be some confused kid. However, you pulled the "this is all bullshit," so you're fucked. You are a jackass whether the story is true or not.
http://benisonline.com
hasuwar
Profile Joined April 2003
7365 Posts
August 30 2005 10:28 GMT
#95
you still got a key right? sneak back up in that bitch and jack it foo
Diablo3 ID: Exalted#1710 -------R.I.P. http://hasuwar.isgsa.org. Much love to Toptalent
Rayzorblade
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
United States1172 Posts
August 30 2005 10:33 GMT
#96
Since when does your mother have to answer to you on whom she can and cannot have as a friend? Even if they're getting a little cozy. I mean seriously, who are you to tell your mother who she can or cannot date?

Grow up and stop feigning the I-am-an-angry-little-jealous-kid thing.
tKd_
Profile Joined February 2005
United States2916 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-08-30 10:50:13
August 30 2005 10:46 GMT
#97
On August 30 2005 16:59 FunnyMan wrote:
Ok man look, im not pissed because my mom didnt tell me , im pissed because she fucking brought me to a unconfortable fucking trip with him and puted him on my face, she should have told me before, then i decide to go or not, hmm damn im tired of making this so ill tell yo the truth

Hahahahahahahaha i went to school and im in recess, thats why i havent reply to this, well, ill tell you mannablue and all you guys, ill change my nickname to imakepeoplemakemehaveagoodlaugh,
haha beleive it or not i created all this scenario since the begining omfg i am laughing so hard, you all bought my words. 99xROFLCOPTERS.

anyways, you can still have fun posting stuff , i still will enjoy even though you know it was a lie.

ok enough fun im going to class now, im supossed to bring some magazines today for a class and i didnt, so ill run like shit to a nearby store and buy them, wish me luck ,

note: i ended my post with a comma, dont get angry veg, i like you,






buddy, you need some serious help. its quite clear everyone was against you so you are pretending to have lied.


btw i bet he sucks at sc too.
Muhweli
Profile Joined September 2002
Finland5328 Posts
August 30 2005 11:16 GMT
#98
On August 30 2005 11:42 GeeyoUkNIT wrote:
this might sound corny to you, but Jesus is the answer


:D Cracked me up.
River me timbers.
Veg
Profile Joined October 2002
Canada2945 Posts
August 30 2005 11:30 GMT
#99
start listening in class instead of playing with your ipod, your dick and your family album u sick SON OF A GOLD DIGGER FUCKKKKK,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
asdasdas
tec27
Profile Blog Joined June 2004
United States3701 Posts
August 30 2005 12:15 GMT
#100
On August 30 2005 16:59 FunnyMan wrote:
[...]
Hahahahahahahaha i went to school and im in recess, thats why i havent reply to this, well, ill tell you mannablue and all you guys, ill change my nickname to imakepeoplemakemehaveagoodlaugh,
haha beleive it or not i created all this scenario since the begining omfg i am laughing so hard, you all bought my words. 99xROFLCOPTERS.
[...]

Ok, so I don't know about wherever the hell you live, but over here, having recess stops at 6th Grade. Now, I happened to wander into your profile, and it seems you put your birthdate as July 22, 1985. Now, lets think about this. If you still have recess, and you were born in 1985....You are either 20 years old and still in 5th grade, or you are actually around age 9 and lied about the year. Judging by your post quality, it could be either.
Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace?
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