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Fragmaaad
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States123 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-05 18:41:37
February 05 2012 18:40 GMT
#1
Hi,
So I recently purchased a puppy for upwards of 700 Dollars. I purchased this dog online, with only one picture. I know I know, you should request atleast two, but I was drunk. Anyways, seeing as though there was a large shipping fee, I told the owner to just put it in a box and poke a few holes. Needless to say, The dog came in something like this:

[image loading]

Three boxes? I asked myself why.
"Oh, its probably just some toys for my new puppy!"
Nope.
"Maybe its some dog food!"
Nope.
One box contained the dog.
As for the other two, you can guess what was in them. Thats right! Empty damn boxes. What the hell asshole? I don't want your damn trash. So I called him up, we exchanged some words, and then he said he was going to send me MORE boxes.
"He won't do it, it would be expensive." Boy was I wrong.

[image loading]

What I awoke to in the morning. Tomorrow I will call him and threaten to kill the dog if he doesnt come pick all this up...

/rant
Gangnam style
Depetrify
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
978 Posts
February 05 2012 18:43 GMT
#2
Would you really kill the dog over this? o.o.o.

User was banned for this post.
Fragmaaad
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States123 Posts
February 05 2012 18:43 GMT
#3
On February 06 2012 03:43 Depetrify wrote:
Would you really kill the dog over this? o.o.o.


Look man, if it has to come to that then so be it.
Gangnam style
Depetrify
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
978 Posts
February 05 2012 18:44 GMT
#4
On February 06 2012 03:43 Fragmaaad wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2012 03:43 Depetrify wrote:
Would you really kill the dog over this? o.o.o.


Look man, if it has to come to that then so be it.


Out of curiosity, what kind of dog is it?
MisterD
Profile Blog Joined June 2010
Germany1338 Posts
February 05 2012 18:44 GMT
#5
you ordered a live dog over packet delivery?
Gold isn't everything in life... you need wood, too!
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
February 05 2012 18:45 GMT
#6
I wish I could vote less than a 1 for blog posts.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
Fragmaaad
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States123 Posts
February 05 2012 18:45 GMT
#7
On February 06 2012 03:44 MisterD wrote:
you ordered a live dog over packet delivery?


If the cost to deliver your dog was 25 dollars I am sure you would do the same.
Gangnam style
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
February 05 2012 18:45 GMT
#8
what the hell :'D
god bless murrrica
for providing everyone with entertainment :D
(and frankly weird people with way too many boxes)



wait what, you actually bought a dog online and it arrived in a box?
Liquipedia@jkursk
PanN
Profile Blog Joined December 2008
United States2828 Posts
Last Edited: 2012-02-05 18:46:31
February 05 2012 18:46 GMT
#9
On February 06 2012 03:45 fusefuse wrote:
what the hell :'D
god bless murrrica
for providing everyone with entertainment :D
(and frankly weird people with way too many boxes)



wait what, you actually bought a dog online and it arrived in a box?


I think he was attempting to being amusing.
We have multiple brackets generated in advance. Relax . (Kennigit) I just simply do not understand how it can be the time to play can be 22nd at 9:30 pm PST / midnight the 23rd at the same time. (GGzerg)
Endymion
Profile Blog Joined November 2009
United States3701 Posts
February 05 2012 18:46 GMT
#10
fucking cardboard boxes man
Have you considered the MMO-Champion forum? You are just as irrational and delusional with the right portion of nostalgic populism. By the way: The old Brood War was absolutely unplayable
Fragmaaad
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States123 Posts
February 05 2012 18:46 GMT
#11
On February 06 2012 03:45 fusefuse wrote:
what the hell :'D
god bless murrrica
for providing everyone with entertainment :D
(and frankly weird people with way too many boxes)



wait what, you actually bought a dog online and it arrived in a box?



Why is that so weird to people o.o
Gangnam style
Fragmaaad
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States123 Posts
February 05 2012 18:47 GMT
#12
On February 06 2012 03:44 Depetrify wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2012 03:43 Fragmaaad wrote:
On February 06 2012 03:43 Depetrify wrote:
Would you really kill the dog over this? o.o.o.


Look man, if it has to come to that then so be it.


Out of curiosity, what kind of dog is it?


Its a 7 year old Great Dane.
Gangnam style
fusefuse
Profile Blog Joined February 2011
Estonia4644 Posts
February 05 2012 18:48 GMT
#13
On February 06 2012 03:46 Fragmaaad wrote:
Why is that so weird to people o.o


The weird part is that you actually don't consider that as weird
D:
Liquipedia@jkursk
Depetrify
Profile Blog Joined March 2011
978 Posts
February 05 2012 18:48 GMT
#14
On February 06 2012 03:47 Fragmaaad wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2012 03:44 Depetrify wrote:
On February 06 2012 03:43 Fragmaaad wrote:
On February 06 2012 03:43 Depetrify wrote:
Would you really kill the dog over this? o.o.o.


Look man, if it has to come to that then so be it.


Out of curiosity, what kind of dog is it?


Its a 7 year old Great Dane.


You bought a 7 ear old dog?

You bought a Great Dane and got it shipped?

You are angry about getting extra boxes?

You threaten to kill a dog over getting a few freebies?

You paid $700?
Fragmaaad
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States123 Posts
February 05 2012 18:49 GMT
#15
On February 06 2012 03:48 fusefuse wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2012 03:46 Fragmaaad wrote:
Why is that so weird to people o.o


The weird part is that you actually don't consider that as weird
D:


So what do YOUR packages arrive in? Human skin? Boxes are normal...
Gangnam style
Paperplane
Profile Joined March 2011
Netherlands1823 Posts
February 05 2012 18:50 GMT
#16
On February 06 2012 03:48 Depetrify wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2012 03:47 Fragmaaad wrote:
On February 06 2012 03:44 Depetrify wrote:
On February 06 2012 03:43 Fragmaaad wrote:
On February 06 2012 03:43 Depetrify wrote:
Would you really kill the dog over this? o.o.o.


Look man, if it has to come to that then so be it.


Out of curiosity, what kind of dog is it?


Its a 7 year old Great Dane.


You bought a 7 ear old dog?

You bought a Great Dane and got it shipped?

You are angry about getting extra boxes?

You threaten to kill a dog over getting a few freebies?

You paid $700?


Sounds pretty normal to me
herbie
Profile Blog Joined September 2011
140 Posts
February 05 2012 18:51 GMT
#17
On February 06 2012 03:40 Fragmaaad wrote:
Hi,
So I recently purchased a puppy for upwards of 700 Dollars
/rant

On February 06 2012 03:47 Fragmaaad wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2012 03:44 Depetrify wrote:
On February 06 2012 03:43 Fragmaaad wrote:
On February 06 2012 03:43 Depetrify wrote:
Would you really kill the dog over this? o.o.o.


Look man, if it has to come to that then so be it.


Out of curiosity, what kind of dog is it?


Its a 7 year old Great Dane.


I'm confused, was this a puppy or a 7 year old?
solidbebe
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
Netherlands4921 Posts
February 05 2012 18:51 GMT
#18
Trollblog/
That's the 2nd time in a week I've seen someone sig a quote from this GD and I have never witnessed a sig quote happen in my TL history ever before. -Najda
Fragmaaad
Profile Blog Joined November 2010
United States123 Posts
February 05 2012 18:51 GMT
#19
On February 06 2012 03:48 Depetrify wrote:
Show nested quote +
On February 06 2012 03:47 Fragmaaad wrote:
On February 06 2012 03:44 Depetrify wrote:
On February 06 2012 03:43 Fragmaaad wrote:
On February 06 2012 03:43 Depetrify wrote:
Would you really kill the dog over this? o.o.o.


Look man, if it has to come to that then so be it.


Out of curiosity, what kind of dog is it?


Its a 7 year old Great Dane.


You bought a 7 ear old dog?

You bought a Great Dane and got it shipped?

You are angry about getting extra boxes?

You threaten to kill a dog over getting a few freebies?

You paid $700?

Im sorry I missed the part where I should care about your stupid comments.
Gangnam style
Elegy
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States1629 Posts
February 05 2012 18:51 GMT
#20
i hate it when i buy dogs online and they come in cardboard boxes
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