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Because teams are only allowed to have 20 players.
Because she fills up 200/200 instantly.
Because she doesn't fit in the booth.
Because she can't push only one mouse button at a time.
Because she can't push less then 20 keys on the keyboard at once.
Because people who look like the Overmind are considered blasphemists.
Because a 4th race is not allowed.
Because she is not what Gom.tv meant by "Global" League.
Because she always takes extra damage vs. massive.
Because she doesn't need to research centrifugal hooks to start rolling.
Because there is no cross-server play yet.
Tell me other reasons!
So many good ones already from the replies:
Because devourers are no longer part of the game.
Because she can't unburrow.
Because she would never be able to lift off as terran.
Because she is a girl.
Because it's against the rules to have a queen at the start of the game.
Because she can't fit inside a vortex.
Because when you try to move her, she says: "Not enough energy"
Because a land unit accidentally tripping and crushing all units on a map is an exploit and will be patched once enough people complain to Blizzard. Unless they too get crushed.
Because GSTL doesn't have its wide angle lens ... or its satellites.
Because she can't afford two plane tickets to Korea.
Because of Rocks Everywhere!
Because destructible rocks would have no effect.
Because she can't be recalled.
Because the only map she fits on got removed this season (Tal'darim altar)
Because Godzilla isn't allowed outside of Japan.
Because moms make sandwiches, they do not play starcraft
Because she takes extra damage from Void Rays.
Because the mothership is supposed to float not drag across the floor
Because she's blonde.
Because no stalkers will want to deal with her!
Because she is imbalanced.
Because the nydus worm isn't long enough to fit her in.
Well, she still has better chances than zenex.
I hope a little fun thread is tolerated among all the serious ones....and it encourages creativity...
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Noob, do you even play Starcraft?
200/200 instarape.
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On January 27 2012 07:56 ShangMing wrote:
Noob, do you even play Starcraft?
200/200 instarape.
200/200 of worthless supply
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On January 27 2012 07:57 Leviance wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2012 07:56 ShangMing wrote:
Noob, do you even play Starcraft?
200/200 instarape. 200/200 of worthless supply
His mom is a roach?
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10/10 would read again XD so le funny
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Lol not bad. 8 out of 10 stars, decent effort, too many overweight jokes  .
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well, she still has better chances than zenex.
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I feel like if you had 200/200 supply INSTANTLY, you would just 1a in the beginning of the game and win?
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How about... she can't fit in the game because she takes up more than 200 supply.
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must... resist.... posting.... about.... overweight.... players..................
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On January 27 2012 07:57 TheButtonmen wrote:Show nested quote +On January 27 2012 07:57 Leviance wrote:On January 27 2012 07:56 ShangMing wrote:
Noob, do you even play Starcraft?
200/200 instarape. 200/200 of worthless supply His mom is a roach?
XD love it. haha
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On January 27 2012 07:58 [NoiSe] wrote:
I feel like if you had 200/200 supply INSTANTLY, you would just 1a in the beginning of the game and win?
Yeah but the way i understand it, it is that the players fills the 200/200 supply et not the units (YO MOMMA'S SO FAT...)
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I guess this is a lame attempt to say how lame all these ''why XX team will win'' threads. 5/5 for the message, -5 for the effort lol
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Because she would never be able to lift off as terran
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Because she can't fit inside a Mothership's Vortex.
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Because it's against the rules to have a queen at the start of the game
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Because she can't unburrow.
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i found this thread more interesting than the actual team ones
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On January 27 2012 08:00 Cinim wrote:
I guess this is a lame attempt to say how lame all these ''why XX team will win'' threads. 5/5 for the message, -5 for the effort lol
so 0/5?  I waited until I made up more than 10 before posting...
On January 27 2012 07:58 Paljas wrote:
well, she still has better chances than zenex.
hahahaaa
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Because devourers are no longer part of the game
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Because she'd sink the boats and airplanes that try to bring her over.
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What do you expect to accomplish with this thread?
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Because a land unit accidentally tripping and crushing all units on a map is an exploit and will be patched once enough people complain to Blizzard. Unless they too get crushed.
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Because when you try to move her, she says: "Not enough energy"
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Because GSTL doesn't have its wide angle lens.
Or its satellites
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Earlier today you made a excellent thread, this is far from excellent. :/
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On January 27 2012 08:06 eYeball wrote:
Earlier today you made a excellent thread, this is far from excellent. :/
Are you kidding me, this is one of the best threads in general in a long time -_-
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She's to busy "buttering her biscuits"
She can't afford two plane tickets to Korea
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GRAND OLD AMERICA16375 Posts
Because of Rocks Everywhere!
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Haha, I woke up to this, nicely done
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On January 27 2012 08:06 eYeball wrote:
Earlier today you made a excellent thread, this is far from excellent. :/
But this one gets 1000x more replies....
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Because she's too fat to be recalled.
This might be closed soon?
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Hahaha nice I really hope you don't get warned or banned  This is way better
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On January 27 2012 07:58 Paljas wrote:
well, she still has better chances than zenex.
best reply in a long time
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Because Godzilla isn't allowed outside of Japan.
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Because the only map she fits on got removed this season (Tal'darim altar)
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Because then destructible rocks would have no effect.
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I'm actually very surprised that not one person came up with a nydus worm joke...
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Because she takes extra damage from Void Rays.
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Moms make sandwiches, they do not play starcraft
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Because the mothership is supposed to float not drag across the floor
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because no stalkers will want to deal with her!
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On January 27 2012 08:19 D_K_night wrote:
I'm actually very surprised that not one person came up with a nydus worm joke...
Because the nydus worm isn't long enough to fit her in. xD . I tried but I don't really like this thread. :O
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Because she is imbalanced
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On January 27 2012 08:23 papyrus wrote:
Because she is imbalanced
well played
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What the hell is going on here,
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Because she gets lifted off and killed by an hallucinated phoenix
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Because she got supply blocked in the buffet line
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Because the thor was supposed to be the biggest ground unit in the game
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Because when HotS came, carrier couldnt arrive !
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Because BM would mean more than just bad manner.
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Because Jabba the Hut don't play starcraft
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Seeker
Where dat snitch at?37087 Posts
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Because she... uh...
im bad at making jokes TT_TT
great thread, though
LOL
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Because she smells like Fartosis.
Because it's impossible to deny her natural expansion.
Because she can walk through forcefields.
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Because a desk, computer and chair need to fit in the booth
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Bisutopia19361 Posts
Because she is stuck in siege mode.
Because she's too big to warp in.
Because she's not terran.
Because she's Dustin Browders X-Wife.
Because when she walks into the room, someone always says "Thor is here".
Because when she walks into the room, someone always says "Carrier has arrived".
Because SC2 doesn't have infested terrans.
Because 6 pool doesn't mean the capacity to hold someone the size of 6 people.
Because Naniwa only told his mom about the secret probe rush strategy.
Because she flew an online girl that she fell in love with to the GSL head quarters and her head phones were stolen.
Because she couldn't fake double (<--more of a bw thing here)
edit: spelling mistakes
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This is the dumbest thing ive seen in my entire life.
why is this on TL
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On January 27 2012 09:00 Lumire wrote:
This is the dumbest thing ive seen in my entire life.
why is this on TL
You're looking at a mirror. ZING
Coz she's fat.
Coz she is Aiur.
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Because she always takes extra damage vs. massive.
lol'ed so hard
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On January 27 2012 08:57 BisuDagger wrote:
Because she is stuck in siege mode.
Because she's too big to warp in.
Because she's not terran.
Because she's Dustin Browders X-Wife.
Because when she walks into the room, someone always says "Thor is here".
Because when she walks into the room, someone always says "Carrier has arrived".
Because SC2 doesn't have infested terrans.
Because 6 pool doesn't mean the capacity to hold someone the size of 6 people.
Because Naniwa only told his mom about the secret probe rush strategy.
Because she flew an online girl that she fell in love with to the GSL head quarters and her head phones were stolen.
Because she couldn't fake double (<--more of a bw thing here)
edit: spelling mistakes
SC2 does have infested terrans. O_o
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Because her hand-eye coordination is bad!
Am I doing this right?
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I lol'd, xD
Also:
Because she's too wide to walk down a ramp.
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Because Ultralisks never win games.
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Because she doesn't play protoss
On January 27 2012 09:22 liberal wrote:
Because her hand-eye coordination is bad!
Am I doing this right?
Almost. I think you meant her marked lack of ability to micromanage her units or to continually macro well, coupled with poor mechanics and a general lack of knowledge about timings or build orders.
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United States10432 Posts
this is just like that erock14 kid that rise completely owned ^.^ just to steal a few...
because a siege tank cannot hit her
because fog of war will not hide her
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Very clever lol 9 out of 10
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United States11393 Posts
because she makes bad and unfunny threads where people just keep listing stuff
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