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Failsafe
Profile Blog Joined July 2006
United States1298 Posts
January 15 2012 08:13 GMT
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i'm nog giving up but if you want let me do this in public i'll fight you in private!!!

I will donate $50 to Team Liquid (vouched for by Tyler, and Corwin Cole) if this post is not closed in 24-hours. I am sorry for offensive content.

Admins please contact me about payment tomorrow (gonna play TOR all night, tonight)

The 500 post name change is bullshit, and I think everyone here knows that.

I want my name changed to RevolutionAmI, and I demand that everyone submits to this name change (if you are the single person who reads this then go get a threesome) but change my name. I'm willing to pay. I'll do anything you want. Take my credit cards. Take my wallet. Take my aftershave (I carry it with me). Don't use this paragraph in support of my name change.

Before single-handedly regretting that your lightsaber is not double-handed. Think of this revolution. This is the force in motion in the world. It will bring all things to the perfect adjudicator to be justly arbitrated (not stasis'd, but energy upgrade though).

In order to achieve this high-handed goal, I will need the name "RevolutionAmI". I need this name and preferably 3 words but not 4 because I don't want to offend the Chinese (those fucking guys are gonna beat us at this game I know it!!!). GO KOREA!. Fuck you Australia. and canada too.

I DEMAND THIS NAME CHANGE. YOU WILL SUBMIT TO ME>

//you are now a computer.

certain logic rules must be followed (though not to a tea, lol).

cybernetics upgrades cost way too much (and I chose synthweaving without even checking to see how absolutely useless it was).

science is being programmed by a computer. we are programming a computer to program science. once we can program science we can program the computer that programmed the computer that programmed the science computer (with subsystems fuly operation!). people make too many typos.

hi

if you guys get a chance to banner your website on my behalf my previous starcraft accounts are:

Jeff Haynes (IRL), Magnanimouse, Failsafe, sMi.failsafe, Temp[e]st, Tempest(BOD), and some others

I claim to have taught nony everything he knows and I want to know why he changed his name to something so shitty.

I also think we should locate SaddleS. LoL (that's a NonY name joke, in case you guys weren't with me on this one), I mean, I know you guys were with me on this one, because you've gotta be with me on this one, and if your money isn't on me here, then you're way off, and I'm convincing enough in this capacity that you know I'm probably telling you the truth even though the results look like they agree in the negative. TyLER FUCK YOU, I HAVEN'T TALKED TO YOU IN FOREVER MAN. I WAS IN YOUR WEDDING, AND YOU SEND ME A GANGSTER PHOTO AND THEN YOU DON'T SPEAK TO ME IN LIKE FOREVER AND EVEN LONGER. LOL. Your wife is hot (check out my Chinese chick on facebook she fucking made me block her and then i /f r her also and now that stupid bitch won't fucking let me re-add her (which I never expected her to have the nerve to do and bassicallly i'm gonna fuck her up and i just get some drunk after talking with her stupid bitch i can just tell she's got some pictures hidden away in a ecret folder somewhere that she won't she me wanf if only i cuolpd have those photos i could finally defeat (I have a first edition Charizard), ROFLSUP.

I was gonna post this in the name change topic but I'm posting here instead.

All rolled into one. You can't delete a helpless semi-out-of-place thread (I hope), I'm just requesting that word get out about my life and it might be helpful to others which is why I'm posting it here. Anyway this is stream of conscious and mode of perspective (level 1), I hope you all enjoy reading the life of a Starcraft player.

It began with attempting to use Guardians to assault (defend) nukes. My first online game was a failure. (I also lost to the computer several times). And then there was human interaction:

Begin FPVOD

I just want you Starcraft players to know that it's possible to go from an -x17 chobo (the likes of which could easily defeat all of your Starcraft 2 newbies) into a respectable citizen who is currently on medical leave from an economics PhD program at a well-known over-funded private school.

P.S. I am the greatest American Starcraft player to have ever-lived. I was twice or thrice unjustly denied the right to arrive in some Californian location and participate in honorable warfare in the WCG Finals of the United States.

While my commendations are low. I request a discount from the vendor.

I argue that it is not the theory of the game that makes the player but also the theory of the execution of the game.


Oh i Lied my stupid fucking girlfriend made me facebook block her and then i /f r her also and now when i try to re-add she cause more trouble fuck i think talk about this already my brain act stupid haha i should never type like that because it's a huge waste of my life. anyway this bitch is fine and i'll post pics if she ever lets me stop fucksing up blidningl

Also, Idra, I was owning all the weakass NA players (Except Cheesey Zergs) I know that after I conquered Game and Artosis and whoever else was speaking that I must destroy you prepare to die.

I will no longer drink Chinese Whiskey. GIRLFRIEND, IF YOU EVER READ THIS I AM LEAVING YOU. (YOU CAN READ THIS AS MY WIFEBUT IF YOU STALK ME ON THIS SITE YOU BETTER BE MY WIVE OR MY BITCH OR I AM GONNA FUCK YOU UP LIKE YOU'RE MY BITCH).

It's been a pleasure sharing my journey with you. This is an unfortunate end. Good bye world. (minus 11 months)

My penis is quite long at 6.5"
The Average Asian Penis (erect for all): 2.78 inches
The Average Caucasian Penis (same as above): 3.82 inches
The Average Afro-American Penis: 4.32 inches

conflicts with prior studies (porn never assimilated due to high percentile quartiles).

I am currently living at home with my parents (who have a lot of money). They give me none. I have not spoken with my girlfriend in more than a year (audio with vocal chords). Recently she Facebook blocked me. [This is just a sort of cry for help sort of thing (and I get anxious so it gets muddled).] To date, my girlfriend is not yet my girlfriend, and never has been. We've seen each other approximately 20 times in person, but I've already devoted many lifetimes to our being together. It is only a matter of time. En Taro Adun (Protoss was never the easy race, you're just easy).

Oh i Lied my stupid fucking girlfriend made me facebook block her and then i /f r her also and now when i try to re-add she cause more trouble fuck i think talk about this already my brain act stupid haha i should never type like that because it's a huge waste of my life. anyway this bitch is fine and i'll post pics if she ever lets me stop fucksing up blidningl

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MrBitter: Phoenixes... They're like flying hellions. Always cost efficient.
dAPhREAk
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
Nauru12397 Posts
January 15 2012 08:19 GMT
#2
talk about verbal diarrhea. funny read while im queuing a game though. lol
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