EPTTell your funny suspension/ban stories here! - Page 3
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lSasquatchl
United States309 Posts
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Delinius
United States324 Posts
On October 02 2011 13:30 Boraz wrote: Delinius before you respond again please read the entire thread. It's a 24 hour suspension and I am not posting to complain. I guess I had it coming to me. I was posting it because it's funny how fast it happened, etc. And I was trying to make a funny thread where other people could also tell funny stories on how they got suspended/banned. It didn't make me feel good about myself either. I got mad and retaliated and I guess from now on I can't. So before making yourself look like a complete fool, read the thread. I don't need another account..it's just a 24 hour suspension. Thing is, your example as the OP of the potentially funny thread isn't even funny at all. It's good that you're making light of the situation now but calling me a fool just shows you're still feeling resentment from your own problems. Cool down, you're way too defensive about it. Maybe adding to your bag of insult words is a good idea. | ||
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Boraz
United States361 Posts
On October 02 2011 13:44 Torte de Lini wrote: Check replays. Sees event. Establishes that the circumstances didn't need you to act that way. I bet the other guy got banned too, if not, it doesn't change your outcome o.o You wanna know the truth? My friend called them fags but all I ever said was FU. We just watched the replays by him sending me them...every single 2v2 tonight...not a single "faggot" came from me. | ||
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Boraz
United States361 Posts
On October 02 2011 13:45 Delinius wrote: Thing is, your example as the OP of the potentially funny thread isn't even funny at all. It's good that you're making light of the situation now but calling me a fool just shows you're still feeling resentment from your own problems. Cool down, you're way too defensive about it. Maybe adding to your bag of insult words is a good idea. I bet it was somebody like you that would report me for calling you that word. But you seriously are cracking me up. How in the world am I being defensive? I deserved the ban for using the word...but I wanted this thread to be about funny stories of others as well and all you guys can post is "wow you deserved it...use different words...how is this funny" blah blah. Learn to get some humor. | ||
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dAPhREAk
Nauru12397 Posts
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Horst
338 Posts
I threaten to rape and murder entire families..... I tell them that I pray to god every day they get dick cancer..... I tell people that their mothers should have had abortions, or better yet killed themselves when they realized that the spawn they were carrying was so fucking retarded it didn't deserve to live. I've never been banned. Blizzard is lolworthy with its bans. | ||
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Nibbler89
884 Posts
Is pretty much the only thing I found funny in the thread so far. | ||
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ZenithM
France15952 Posts
Although this one was pretty funny: + Show Spoiler + On October 02 2011 13:12 Klesky wrote: Well, I got banned from the battle.net forums for telling a bunch of people to go kill themselves. I thought it was pretty funny, but a moderator didn't quite agree. | ||
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saocyn
United States937 Posts
kids are so uptight on the internet, get real, it's the internet. that's what the freedom of speech is for and that's what a game is for. | ||
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Delinius
United States324 Posts
On October 02 2011 13:46 Boraz wrote: I bet it was somebody like you that would report me for calling you that word. But you seriously are cracking me up. How in the world am I being defensive? I deserved the ban for using the word...but I wanted this thread to be about funny stories of others as well and all you guys can post is "wow you deserved it...use different words...how is this funny" blah blah. Learn to get some humor. I would report you indeed, despite not being a homosexual I'd take offense and certainly take the chance to get rid of you from an online game you enjoy oh so much for a day or two. Imagine the guy who reported you, how humorous it was for him. Surely much more for him than you. Problem is your OP derails the whole point of a "funny story" thread with a distasteful, childish insult. Evidently your humor isn't popular amongst most people, very unfortunate. | ||
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Mijati
United Kingdom44 Posts
This topic is doomed for failure as if Blizzard's system is anything like the company I worked then there's not going to be anything funny about bans or suspensions as they're all deserved and certain trigger words that will get you in trouble no matter what. Knowing what I do about Blizzards System (I know several people who used to work for blizzard) that is indeed the case. | ||
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Horst
338 Posts
On October 02 2011 13:55 Delinius wrote: I would report you indeed, despite not being a homosexual I'd take offense and certainly take the chance to get rid of you from an online game you enjoy oh so much for a day or two. Imagine the guy who reported you, how humorous it was for him. Surely much more for him than you. Problem is your OP derails the whole point of a "funny story" thread with a distasteful, childish insult. Evidently your humor isn't popular amongst most people, very unfortunate. See, if you think he's being a dick online, just be a dick right back! Its a lot of fun to think of creative insults and nonsense threats of violence. You can be inventive and original! I once told a guy that if I could cut off my own arm to give him AIDS, I'd do it with a smile on my face, then beat him with the severed arm while he withers and dies. I was laughing the whole time. Takes the sting out of a loss, you know? | ||
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Boraz
United States361 Posts
I think it's funny how blizzard bans me for using one word...but hackers..people saying they'll murder your family, etc. don't get banned. I guess some blizzard employees might be homosexual and they take offense to this. Is that funny enough for you? | ||
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dAPhREAk
Nauru12397 Posts
On October 02 2011 13:58 Boraz wrote: Delinius do you think you're all big and bad for correctly spelling your entire wall of text? You guys are so uptight. There is such a thing as freedom of speech. If you think people who use words like faggot should be banned then we wouldn't have any pro-gamers whatsoever. Because everybody breaks at some point and rages a bit. Funny thing is... I raged but still won the game. I think it's funny how blizzard bans me for using one word...but hackers..people saying they'll murder your family, etc. don't get banned. I guess some blizzard employees might be homosexual and they take offense to this. Is that funny enough for you? freedom of speech doesn't apply to private corporations on an online video game. it applies to the government. | ||
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Boraz
United States361 Posts
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MrSexington
United States1768 Posts
On October 02 2011 13:07 Boraz wrote: story Tell your funny suspension/ban stories here! Stop using the word "faggot" and I think you'll be okay. | ||
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Boraz
United States361 Posts
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Mijati
United Kingdom44 Posts
On October 02 2011 14:01 Boraz wrote: Ok Daph then I'll go back to the "people are saying stuff like I'll murder your family and they never get banned, but then I say faggot and get banned" They're most likely not being reported. If they were action would be taken against them, it's that simple. | ||
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dAPhREAk
Nauru12397 Posts
On October 02 2011 14:01 Boraz wrote: Ok Daph then I'll go back to the "people are saying stuff like I'll murder your family and they never get banned, but then I say faggot and get banned" they should get banned, and you should get banned. its never a good argument to say "but there are worse people than me." | ||
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Boraz
United States361 Posts
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