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Eric9
United States125 Posts
But I did manage to "stumble" hence the word-choice, upon her facebook profile the other day and I've been thinking about just adding her with a "Hey ___ sup, it's Eric from Korean. <smiley face/no smiley face>" Would that be too forward, creepy, or unnatural? I really don't want my first impression to her to be that I'm sort of weirdo. Post your suggestions/stories below! - Thanks guys. | ||
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Dance.
United States389 Posts
Then remove her. | ||
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Froadac
United States6733 Posts
Lucky. Add her AFTER YOU ACTUALLY TALK TO HER, facebook friends doesn't really mean a whole lot of anything. | ||
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Starparty
Sweden1963 Posts
 You obviously have some connection to each other. But cant you just manage to steal a seat next to her in class and get some small talk going or something? It will probably pay of more | ||
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intotheheart
Canada33091 Posts
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TheHunksta
United States122 Posts
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pokeyAA
United States936 Posts
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Backpack
United States1776 Posts
Adding her on facebook won't make you any less shy in real life. I'm not sure what your relationships with your "girlfriends" are but if they are getting in the way of you talking to someone new then adding her on facebook won't solve your problem. | ||
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getSome[703]
United States753 Posts
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Eric9
United States125 Posts
 But there's always ditching econ a good ten minutes before it ends one day and hopefully catching her in the halls or something... I'm also hanging on another issue, one of the other girls in Korean and I went to the movies this weekend just out of chance and I fingered her in the back row. So she's grown attached since then. So I'll tell this girl that it was all just some innocent fun, and that I'm sorry but I don't think a relationship will work??? | ||
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FlopTurnReaver
Switzerland1980 Posts
I can't really tell you what you could open a conversation with but you should definitly find something. EDIT: Lol at the post just before :D Well yeah, but you should definitly get physical at least once before you tell her that. | ||
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
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Froadac
United States6733 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:05 Eric9 wrote: Yea I've been thinking that adding her without having established a connection in person first would be sort of dangerous. I'll take your guys' advice and try to steal a seat next to her in class. The problem is that our class seats about 12, and we have 15 students.. Micro-econ is a good 5 minutes away so guys already fill those seats by the time I get to Korean But there's always ditching econ a good ten minutes before it ends one day and hopefully catching her in the halls or something... I'm also hanging on another issue, one of the other girls in Korean and I went to the movies this weekend just out of chance and I fingered her in the back row. So she's grown attached since then. So I'll tell this girl that it was all just some innocent fun, and that I'm sorry but I don't think a relationship will work??? Casually fingering somebody? Seems sort of meh. lol Certainly hurts your chances. | ||
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Starparty
Sweden1963 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:05 Eric9 wrote: Yea I've been thinking that adding her without having established a connection in person first would be sort of dangerous. I'll take your guys' advice and try to steal a seat next to her in class. The problem is that our class seats about 12, and we have 15 students.. Micro-econ is a good 5 minutes away so guys already fill those seats by the time I get to Korean But there's always ditching econ a good ten minutes before it ends one day and hopefully catching her in the halls or something... I'm also hanging on another issue, one of the other girls in Korean and I went to the movies this weekend just out of chance and I fingered her in the back row. So she's grown attached since then. So I'll tell this girl that it was all just some innocent fun, and that I'm sorry but I don't think a relationship will work??? Uh what the hell..? | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
Go up to her properly and talk to her. Are people now honestly scared or shy at any form of Facebook interaction? | ||
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cArn-
Korea (South)824 Posts
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Froadac
United States6733 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:11 Torte de Lini wrote: No, don't add her. Go up to her properly and talk to her. Are people now honestly scared or shy at any form of Facebook interaction? It's sort of strange how you casually finger a girl, then are scared of talking to another one... | ||
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pokeyAA
United States936 Posts
what the dilly | ||
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`Zapdos
United States935 Posts
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
I'm also hanging on another issue, one of the other girls in Korean and I went to the movies this weekend just out of chance and I fingered her in the back row. So she's grown attached since then. So I'll tell this girl that it was all just some innocent fun, and that I'm sorry but I don't think a relationship will work??? WTF is this shit? You, out of chance, fingered her? Was she wearing a skirt and nothing fucking underneath? Sometimes, out of chance, I find a woman in my bed. I'm pretty sure sexual acts is not "innocent fun" You should tell that you're sorry you don't think a relationship will work because you have your perceptions of fears mixed up. Scared to talk to a girl, but you have this luck of fingering one publicly in a movie theatre. Oy, I feel like Charlie Brown. | ||
OneOther
United States10774 Posts
EDIT: unless by "finger" you mean you poked her shoulder with a finger. which sounds more likely haha | ||
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mizU
United States12125 Posts
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elmizzt
United States3309 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:05 Eric9 wrote: Yea I've been thinking that adding her without having established a connection in person first would be sort of dangerous. I'll take your guys' advice and try to steal a seat next to her in class. The problem is that our class seats about 12, and we have 15 students.. Micro-econ is a good 5 minutes away so guys already fill those seats by the time I get to Korean But there's always ditching econ a good ten minutes before it ends one day and hopefully catching her in the halls or something... I'm also hanging on another issue, one of the other girls in Korean and I went to the movies this weekend just out of chance and I fingered her in the back row. So she's grown attached since then. So I'll tell this girl that it was all just some innocent fun, and that I'm sorry but I don't think a relationship will work??? LOOOOOOOLLL are you fucking kidding me?! | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:17 OneOther wrote: i don't believe people who claim to have casual finger-blasted a girl in a fucking movie theater but doesn't know if he should add a girl on facebook or not. what...the hell? EDIT: unless by "finger" you mean you poked her shoulder with a finger. which sounds more likely haha Definetly a simple poke on the shoulder, and that poke somehow erupted this deep and profound love that that girl has restrained in hopes that someone like this Eric-guy would be the "one". She could feel his endowing and blessed love pulsing through his index finger, transmitting this infectious, but desirable feeling she has hidden, ignored and foolishly never believed it could ever resurface until he "innocently" and "casually" poked her in a way she has never felt before. Remember, he said she's attached to him now. Either he has god-like touches or that finger was more than "innocent fun". | ||
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Backpack
United States1776 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:21 Torte de Lini wrote: Remember, he said she's attached to him now. Either he has god-like touches or that finger was more than "innocent fun". You can never be sure with middle-schoolers. | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:22 Backpack wrote: You can never be sure with middle-schoolers. hormones man, they're uncontrollable beasts. | ||
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LazyMacro
976 Posts
He has plenty of girlfriends that he walks out of class with in an affectionate manner, yet can't talk to a girl he trades glances with, yet finger fucks someone in the movies. Sorry, not buying it. In the off chance this is actually true, ask your "girlfriends" to help you work up the courage and then go talk to this girl. And the girl you fingered you should be honest with. You clearly didn't mean it in a "I like you and want to make you feel good" way. Be honest and communicate. | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
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Scarecrow
Korea (South)9172 Posts
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Eric9
United States125 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:13 `Zapdos wrote: Add her, then see if you can add her on starcraft 2 via facebook. If you can't, she's not for you (unless she plays bw). This would totally make my day. I bet she's Masters League. | ||
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cArn-
Korea (South)824 Posts
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Lemonwalrus
United States5465 Posts
FUCK I hate the blogs section. Every time I see a girl blog I think "This totally won't be like last time, this won't be a troll, this won't be a thinly veiled brag, this guy is actually legitimately looking for help with girls, and me and my fellow tlers can try to give him some advice and hopefully it will work and we will decrease the amount of suck in the world by a little bit." BUT NO FUCK THAT IT IS ALWAYS A FUCKING BRAG OR TROLL EVERY FUCKING TIME I want to hatefuck you to death. | ||
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Eric9
United States125 Posts
I have a great deal of respect for TL users, this is probably the only forum I know of where sharing my concerns openly won't be shark bait for trolls. You guys actually have some really constructive things to say. I recently opened a topic about philosophy which you can see here: + Show Spoiler + http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=187229 I assure you I come to you with the best of intentions. | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:36 Lemonwalrus wrote: Fuck FUCK I hate the blogs section. Every time I see a girl blog I think "This totally won't be like last time, this won't be a troll, this won't be a thinly veiled brag, this guy is actually legitimately looking for help with girls, and me and my fellow tlers can try to give him some advice and hopefully it will work and we will decrease the amount of suck in the world by a little bit." BUT NO FUCK THAT IT IS ALWAYS A FUCKING BRAG OR TROLL EVERY FUCKING TIME I want to hatefuck you to death. Calm down lololol Whenever I see a girl blog, I just refer them to the movie "Hitch". A lot of it is pretty false and just silly conventional views, but it helps some guy out there :3 | ||
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nayumi
Australia6499 Posts
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:45 nayumi wrote: lol casual fingering ... i wish girls around me are like this Really? I prefer respectable women with a sexual desire to do it someplace perhaps a bit more... private? The thrill and secrecy of it all is really sexually enticing, but I would never wish for women to be like this around me to be honest. Awesome at first, but then you realize that sometimes, it's more than just casual fucking. Or maybe I'm just some fucking Nicholas Sparks spattering here lolol | ||
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Disregard
China10252 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:13 pokeyAA wrote: You can casually finger one girl but you cant say hi to another girl? what the dilly I find this to be both hilarious and on point. | ||
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Eric9
United States125 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:45 nayumi wrote: lol casual fingering ... i wish girls around me are like this If you hang around nice girls, most of the time they'll only be in to chatting and making you wear cute outfits. If you hang around girls that like to have fun, well then you'll be in for a much crazier ride. I know I should have the ability to talk to this girl from class, but I'm nervous as fuck. Thanks for your help guys, I'll give you guys an update tomorrow. | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:55 Eric9 wrote: If you hang around nice girls, most of the time they'll only be in to chatting and making you wear cute outfits. If you hang around girls that like to have fun, well then you'll be in for a much crazier ride. I know I should have the ability to talk to this girl from class, but I'm nervous as fuck. Thanks for your help guys, I'll give you guys an update tomorrow. Take pictures. Take a video-camera. Tweet about it. Also: make you wear cute outfits? Ken, is that you? Are you nervous talking to Barbie after fingering her friend Kelly? | ||
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Eric9
United States125 Posts
you never heard of cosplay? ![[image loading]](http://imgur.com/rHDFB.jpg) | ||
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cArn-
Korea (South)824 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:57 Torte de Lini wrote: Take pictures. Take a video-camera. Tweet about it. Also: make you wear cute outfits? Ken, is that you? Are you nervous talking to Barbie after fingering her friend Kelly? rofl stop it I'm having a hard enough time not bursting out of laugh while reading this thread I thought about the same thing when I read about girlfriends making him wear cute outfits, oh god the fuck is this world he's living in seriously edit : just to clarify I'm not making fun of you (in case you're not trolling, which you obviously are anyway), I just find all of this very amusing, your world looks like lot of fun :DD | ||
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LazyMacro
976 Posts
Why do your "girfriends" make you dress up? | ||
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prototype.
Canada4200 Posts
On February 01 2011 10:55 Eric9 wrote: If you hang around nice girls, most of the time they'll only be in to chatting and making you wear cute outfits. If you hang around girls that like to have fun, well then you'll be in for a much crazier ride. I know I should have the ability to talk to this girl from class, but I'm nervous as fuck. Thanks for your help guys, I'll give you guys an update tomorrow. Nice. You finger girls in public but you're too nervous to talk to this one girl in your class... not to mention you already have a girlfriend. You're either fucking stupid or... no, you're fucking stupid. | ||
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Backpack
United States1776 Posts
On February 01 2011 11:03 LazyMacro wrote: I'm still going with a troll. Yea, did you see the other thread he posted as evidence that he wasn't trolling. This can't be real lol. | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On February 01 2011 11:03 Eric9 wrote: @Torte de Lini: you never heard of cosplay? Never heard of multiple women making someone cosplay. You're entirely right, you're not a troll, but that's one odd life. | ||
alffla
Hong Kong20321 Posts
ahahahha i wake up and read this blog made my day so much bettter | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
Mattel has really run out of ideas here. | ||
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Jstor
United States107 Posts
Trust me, statistics don't lie. I approached like 200+ girls (serious) and had no success, thinking that somehow law of averages doesn't apply to me. Now, I'm about to go on my first date ever this Friday with a hot chick. The thing about girls is that your batting average doesn't matter at all. All you need is one, so it's statistically impossible to keep approaching and not eventually score. I'm willing to bet you're probably a lot better looking than I am so you'll only have to approach like 10 chicks before you get a date. One last thing: Get a clean shave, paying particular attention to the area under your nose and above your upper lip. Glhf | ||
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sc2lime
Canada513 Posts
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
On February 01 2011 11:09 Jstor wrote: I'm ugly as hell and always had trouble attracting girls, until I learned to not get caught up with one particular girl and think she's special. Trust me, statistics don't lie. I approached like 200+ girls (serious) and had no success, thinking that somehow law of averages doesn't apply to me. Now, I'm about to go on my first date ever this Friday with a hot chick. The thing about girls is that your batting average doesn't matter at all. All you need is one, so it's statistically impossible to keep approaching and not eventually score. I'm willing to bet you're probably a lot better looking than I am so you'll only have to approach like 10 chicks before you get a date. You're an outlier champ. Good job on the snag :3 Start a blog, I want to hear how your date went (it'll be a nice change of pace in view of this one). | ||
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cArn-
Korea (South)824 Posts
so then the dressing part makes sense, he's like their cute friend who they like to dress up and stuff, a kind of human doll for them to play with, but then again a doll fingering them .... looks like some weird sex toy you can put clothes on | ||
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Froadac
United States6733 Posts
Fail. Still, I find some of hte above discussion to be insightful to the contradictions of hte planet. Manifesto is to the point Eric9 was just temp banned for 30 days by Manifesto7. That account was created on 2010-12-12 22:20:42 and had 121 posts. Reason: "How can you sleep at night? Humanity dictates that we all have compassion for other living things. You must be sick in the head or worse.. Christian." Yeah. The last part was really necessary. | ||
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FlopTurnReaver
Switzerland1980 Posts
What a buzzkill | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
I woke up the next day feeling refreshed, new, confident! I read and recited all the tidbits, the jabs and even the jokes about my social life from the members at Team Liquid. Admittedly, I was a bit enraged, tired of being labeled as a troll solely because my social life doesn't follow the views of conventional dating and sexual approaches. Showered, comb my streaked blond hair and added ink to my pupils to give myself a lifelike impression for when the women want to dress me. I wish, for once, they would undress me, but alas, I told myself. One step at a time; first the plastic fingering, then... yes, coitus! At class I finally approached the girl I was feeling so nervous about. The hinges on my joints were beginning to ache, I could feel them rust as I inched closer and closer to her. The seats were limited and the amount of beautiful women were becoming quite scarce; only one left. As I snagged a spot on her left, I leaned back, sighed, rolled my head towards as she gave me a smile. A genuine pearled smile, her hair, equally blond was glorious, steed-like, my finger twitched but I restrained myself, held back the urge. I decided to say what any guy would say to attract a lady: "Yeah, I fingered a girl once in the back of a movie theater, it was just innocent fun" I tossed her a wink, but her head jerked faster than a crash dummy on the job. My jaw dropped in horror! What? That didn't work? It impressed and bewildered all the TL members, how could it not work, why didn't it work? Like a shark I swerved in for another taste of sweet romantic blood. Her lids shut, in a disarray to what her poor ears were vulnerable to. I apologized, tried to tell her it was just innocent fun, nothing serious. She took a second glance at me. Another one, just in case I was true to the words I blathered from my parched throat. I yearned for her lips to press against mine, felt a thirst that only she could quench with her adoring and eternal love. Her fingers crept around my cheekbone, we were in the moment, but before we proceeded further she confessed something deep and profound to me: "I... I have something admit" she whispered in both fear and in need of acceptance. "I'm... not entirely normal... You can't finger me like those other women". I took a deep breath, glazed her eyes with my own worrisome feeling, unaware of what she was going to say next: "You can tell me, I don't care what's underneath, I just want you. Only you! All those other nice women, they just talk and do dress-up parties. I'm done with that, Mattel let me off that silly contract. I'm in for a crazier ride". "The thing is, Ken, I don't have any lady parts down there, I wasn't designed for coitus, I was designed for kids 13 and under". I smiled, sincere to the relief of hearing someone just like me: "That's okay baby, me too, me too..." If you check out my Facebook, I put a new image of us for all of you to see! ![[image loading]](http://projectmadeline.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/barbie-and-ken.jpg) | ||
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LazyMacro
976 Posts
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NathanSC
United States620 Posts
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cArn-
Korea (South)824 Posts
On February 01 2011 11:30 Torte de Lini wrote: my finger twitched but I restrained myself, held back the urge. rofl haha best part | ||
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nosliw
United States2716 Posts
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LazyMacro
976 Posts
On February 01 2011 11:09 Jstor wrote: I'm ugly as hell and always had trouble attracting girls, until I learned to not get caught up with one particular girl and think she's special. Trust me, statistics don't lie. I approached like 200+ girls (serious) and had no success, thinking that somehow law of averages doesn't apply to me. Now, I'm about to go on my first date ever this Friday with a hot chick. The thing about girls is that your batting average doesn't matter at all. All you need is one, so it's statistically impossible to keep approaching and not eventually score. I'm willing to bet you're probably a lot better looking than I am so you'll only have to approach like 10 chicks before you get a date. One last thing: Get a clean shave, paying particular attention to the area under your nose and above your upper lip. Glhf Nice! Good luck. Post a blog about it, haha. We could use a worthwhile girl blog for once.  | ||
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
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Wolf
Korea (South)3290 Posts
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Kamais_Ookin
Canada4218 Posts
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Cambium
United States16368 Posts
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Torte de Lini
Germany38463 Posts
Another blog saved! | ||
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Garnet
Vietnam9016 Posts
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Attican
Denmark531 Posts
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GreatFall
United States1061 Posts
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Chill
Calgary25979 Posts
I can't stand bullshit blogs. | ||
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