I have seriously never laughed so hard in my life. About 4 pages in this gets linked, well worth a read too: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=139607#post139607

Dark-Storm

Canada334 Posts

August 27 2010 01:05 GMT

#28

OMG are these people for real. If someone doesnt believe in jesus then they are automaticly a terrorist/ talliban ROFL.

I can understand the want/ need that people have to believe in something but its not for me.
You know the world is F'ed up when people believe the first post so blindly that they believe every word without questioning the sources.

Small parts that caught my eye in the opening post

So apparently if you go on battle net an up to date photo of yourself date of birth and where you live is mandatory?????WTF no

Battle net makes the job of a rapist easier.....LOL

The game automaticly enables and forces webcams to be used.......ROFL even if they dont have one LOL

The game is designed to get everyone to use an all gay army........LOL Terran MMM lol j/k

it permotes interracial and beastiallity......Seriouly believe that

Nova is a lesbo and Kerrigan is not a witch vampire..........ROFLSTOMMPED

there is women in the game but are clearly whores.........ROFL WTF

And now blizzard is a satanic sect........IDK what to even say

Gentlebite

United States132 Posts

August 27 2010 01:07 GMT

#29

The danger of huffing and puffing Vespene Gas
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=8189

ooni

Australia1498 Posts

August 27 2010 01:07 GMT

#30

I love how the trolls of interweb gathered, and laid the founding stones of that forum. Tears in my eyes... When trolling becomes so intricate, it becomes an art-form.

Pakje

Belgium288 Posts

August 27 2010 01:12 GMT

#31

that site is so amazing

Grobyc

Canada18410 Posts

August 27 2010 01:13 GMT

#32

On August 27 2010 09:45 Devanthar wrote:
haha that forum is hilarious

"I just did some research on this abomination.

You need to build more pylons.
You need more vespene gas.

I'm 70 and what the heck does that even mean?"

"This horrible gay StarCraft II pie will completely stop innocent young boys from appreciating pie from True Christian™ ladies:"
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ITS GOTTA BE LIES, I'm pretty sure you start out with 6 drones and 2 gas in SC2

edit: and it's a cake

dan_dark

Peru127 Posts

August 27 2010 01:18 GMT

#33

as a christian myself... im like wth?? what is that webpage?? i dont get it, "enemy of god" "destined to burn forever" ??

so ghandi is also going to burn as he is not christian right? BS, they are in their right to think what they want, but as a christian myself i feel offended by the landover baptistp wepage

have u read the !"101 reasons because atheist are wrong" they beleive that actually adam and eve exsisted and that noah's ark was real... most of the book of Genesis are myths of the creation of the world, good wins over bad and other stuff, others cultures have them so why not them? even my religion teacher told us that, is he going to hell too? Also, the evolution happened, but i think there was a point, where we stopped being animals and we became humans, with soul and stuff, capable of thinking and all of that

sry for the rant, its just that.. i dont know... sry rly i know this isn't the thread...i feel so.. sad, dissapointed as a christian

PS. Other think their wepage said, that the Bible was written by GodBible wasn't written by God, there weren't angels with a pen and a notebook to write the Genesis, it was written by humans INSPIRED by God, and as human they made mistakes( i think one example is about the number of legs an crokoach have)

Anyway, on SC2 topic:i dont know... they are wrong lol

that's all i can say :/

Elegy

United States1629 Posts

August 27 2010 01:20 GMT

#34

Some of you haven't gotten that the entire website is a massive parody and trolling attempt, it's not actually really Christians saying this.

awesomely funny regardless LOL

ooni

Australia1498 Posts

August 27 2010 01:21 GMT

#35

On August 27 2010 10:18 dan_dark wrote:
as a christian myself... im like wth?? what is that webpage?? i dont get it, "enemy of god" "destined to burn forever" ??

so ghandi is also going to burn as he is not christian right? BS, they are in their right to think what they want, but as a christian myself i feel offended by the landover baptistp wepage

have u read the !"101 reasons because atheist are wrong" they beleive that actually adam and eve exsisted and that noah's ark was real... most of the book of Genesis are myths of the creation of the world, good wins over bad and other stuff, others cultures have them so why not them? even my religion teacher told us that, is he going to hell too? Also, the evolution happened, but i think there was a point, where we stopped being animals and we became humans, with soul and stuff, capable of thinking and all of that

sry for the rant, its just that.. i dont know... sry rly i know this isn't the thread...i feel so.. sad, dissapointed as a christian

PS. Other think their wepage said, that the Bible was written by GodBible wasn't written by God, there weren't angels with a pen and a notebook to write the Genesis, it was written by humans INSPIRED by God, and as human they made mistakes( i think one example is about the number of legs an crokoach have)

Anyway, on SC2 topic:i dont know... they are wrong lol

that's all i can say :/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landover_Baptist_Church