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rockon1215
Profile Joined May 2009
United States612 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 00:32:37
August 27 2010 00:29 GMT
#1
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=47551

This is BY FAR the funniest thing I have ever seen. Well worth the time

I am not sure if they are professional trolls or not.But they are damn funny


EDIT: They did one on macs as well http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=32383
Flash v Jaedong The finals that is ALWAYS meant to be
Empyrean
Profile Blog Joined September 2004
17070 Posts
August 27 2010 00:29 GMT
#2
Yeah, Landover Baptist Church is run by the same guys who do christwire.
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CagedMind
Profile Joined February 2010
United States506 Posts
August 27 2010 00:35 GMT
#3
That whole forum seems to be a troll.
your micro has been depleted
daz
Profile Blog Joined May 2008
Canada643 Posts
August 27 2010 00:35 GMT
#4
loooool some of them must be trolling
Some eat to remember, some smash to forget. 2009msl.com
Jaw
Profile Blog Joined July 2008
United States274 Posts
August 27 2010 00:38 GMT
#5
+ Show Spoiler +
"Oh come on, that's hilarious. You're a gamer. How can you be possibly straight when your only sexual experience is with another man pretending to be a woman while you two cyber? For one thing that means you committed a the homosexual act of masturbation."


THIS place starting to make me mad..
infinitestory
Profile Blog Joined April 2010
United States4053 Posts
August 27 2010 00:38 GMT
#6
Landover Baptist is one of the greatest troll sites in the history of trollage (Yes, I am using the word "troll" correctly, and all the seasoned users on Landover Baptist are in fact trolls). At one point iirc they even rivaled 4chan.
Translator:3
Lysis
Profile Joined October 2009
United States147 Posts
August 27 2010 00:39 GMT
#7
That is hilarious and definitely a troll. Kerrigan is both a witch and a vampire...interesting.
SC2: Tavyr#340 -- Razer Mamba user -- Don't trust anyone who says Terran is imba.
Qiin
Profile Joined February 2010
Australia102 Posts
August 27 2010 00:41 GMT
#8
cranky old man is actually a genius hahaha
http://adeptguild.com/ - In the rear with the gear
Confuse
Profile Joined October 2009
2238 Posts
August 27 2010 00:41 GMT
#9
HAHAHA WHAT...
If we fear what we do not understand, then why is ignorance bliss?
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
August 27 2010 00:41 GMT
#10
[image loading]

hahaa
wiesel
Profile Joined September 2008
Germany727 Posts
August 27 2010 00:42 GMT
#11
haha their whole forum seems to be a nice parody
MamiyaOtaru
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States1687 Posts
August 27 2010 00:43 GMT
#12
On August 27 2010 09:35 CagedMind wrote:
That whole forum seems to be a troll.

if by "seems to be" you mean "is blatantly obvious"
FragKrag
Profile Blog Joined September 2007
United States11567 Posts
August 27 2010 00:43 GMT
#13
hahaha reverend leroy jenkins pretty much sealed that it is a troll
*TL CJ Entusman #40* "like scissors does anything to paper except MAKE IT MORE NUMEROUS" -paper
knyttym
Profile Blog Joined December 2006
United States5797 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 00:50:02
August 27 2010 00:44 GMT
#14
I think all of them are trolls actually. What a great forum
Next to the banned icon it says "confirmed enemy of god"

edit: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?p=569363#post569363

This thread is probably going to be closed soon but you all should check this stuff out.
Step #2: Get a True Christian™ wife!
You have to marry a virgin True Christian™ wife. Those are not easy to find. If your father does not select one for you your Pastor can be of great help. Tithing a lot of money to your Pastor will usually increase the quality of the wife he will help you find. So be sure to tithe a lot of money! Marry a wife as young as is legally allowed where you live. Make sure she has great looks and can bake an excellent pie. Taste her pie before you marry her! Ignore retarded people babbling on about love and caring, they do not know what they are talking about!


This guy is awesome
dotFX
Profile Joined May 2010
United States131 Posts
August 27 2010 00:45 GMT
#15
Its a complete troll forum, if you guys read arround somewhere on the site it says based on the FICTIONAL church of christ or some weird shit like that. Still though its a troll forum.
Democracy is an Illusion
jalstar
Profile Blog Joined September 2009
United States8198 Posts
August 27 2010 00:45 GMT
#16
On August 27 2010 09:44 kNyTTyM wrote:
I think all of them are trolls actually. What a great forum
Next to the banned icon it says "confirmed enemy of god"


The "enemies of god" are trolls trolling trolls, it's pretty good.
Splunge
Profile Joined July 2008
Germany925 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 00:51:44
August 27 2010 00:45 GMT
#17
haha that forum is hilarious

"I just did some research on this abomination.

You need to build more pylons.
You need more vespene gas.

I'm 70 and what the heck does that even mean?"

"This horrible gay StarCraft II pie will completely stop innocent young boys from appreciating pie from True Christian™ ladies:"
[image loading]
Moa
Profile Blog Joined July 2010
United States790 Posts
Last Edited: 2010-08-27 00:46:22
August 27 2010 00:45 GMT
#18
That was funny my favorite quote was this.

"I just did some research on this abomination.

You need to build more pylons.
You need more vespene gas.

I'm 70 and what the heck does that even mean? "

-Rev Leroy Jenkins
^O^
ooni
Profile Blog Joined March 2010
Australia1498 Posts
August 27 2010 00:47 GMT
#19
woah.... wait....wtf...
Is Nova a lesbian?
Hi!
EvasivE
Profile Joined July 2010
United States70 Posts
August 27 2010 00:49 GMT
#20
god damnit....
who taught these idiots how to use the internet
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