EPTOn March 15 2009 11:53 cunninglinguists wrote:
predictions:
Bisu dies through being stabbed by a fork. as a result, a team of cyber-ninjas hired from the japanese firm Oozoha Corp. are sent back in time to stop the wielder of the fork only to realize that it was their actions that caused Bisu to be stabbed. new cyber-cyborgs are sent back in time to warn the back-in-time cyber ninjas, but since ninjas hate cyborgs (and babies) they start an epic showdown during when it's revealed that the cake is indeed a falsehood, a deception, an illusion. a lie. as such, the monstrous cthulhu emerges from the dark ages, the depths of the old tombs ry'leh where the gods lie sleeping. he/she/it wreaks havoc and performs the britney spears dance 'womanizer', beginning the end of the world. the soldiers of all the nations band together to combat the monstrosity created out of original sin. george clooney is chosen to play the suave lead soldier. he searches for the key to all keys, also known as the 'symbol' to unlock the final passage through which one who passes through may receive eternal life and everlasting power. after battling the seven spawns of hell, clooney realizes that he has fallen in love with the beautiful yet seductive temptress, a daughter of the high elder elvis and fights to claim her heart, during when he discovers that SHE is the key. gently weeping, he knows his duty as a soldier and sacrifices her to open the gate through which he steps. he gains the immortal sword and slays cthulhu (still dancing to womanizer btw). it's then revealed that oozoha corp was indeed behind all of these. skt1 sees their plot and sends swarchenegger (played by christian bale) back in time to fuck shit up and eventually eat all forks so that Bisu cannot be stabbed.
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predictions:
Bisu dies through being stabbed by a fork. as a result, a team of cyber-ninjas hired from the japanese firm Oozoha Corp. are sent back in time to stop the wielder of the fork only to realize that it was their actions that caused Bisu to be stabbed. new cyber-cyborgs are sent back in time to warn the back-in-time cyber ninjas, but since ninjas hate cyborgs (and babies) they start an epic showdown during when it's revealed that the cake is indeed a falsehood, a deception, an illusion. a lie. as such, the monstrous cthulhu emerges from the dark ages, the depths of the old tombs ry'leh where the gods lie sleeping. he/she/it wreaks havoc and performs the britney spears dance 'womanizer', beginning the end of the world. the soldiers of all the nations band together to combat the monstrosity created out of original sin. george clooney is chosen to play the suave lead soldier. he searches for the key to all keys, also known as the 'symbol' to unlock the final passage through which one who passes through may receive eternal life and everlasting power. after battling the seven spawns of hell, clooney realizes that he has fallen in love with the beautiful yet seductive temptress, a daughter of the high elder elvis and fights to claim her heart, during when he discovers that SHE is the key. gently weeping, he knows his duty as a soldier and sacrifices her to open the gate through which he steps. he gains the immortal sword and slays cthulhu (still dancing to womanizer btw). it's then revealed that oozoha corp was indeed behind all of these. skt1 sees their plot and sends swarchenegger (played by christian bale) back in time to fuck shit up and eventually eat all forks so that Bisu cannot be stabbed.ok, serious predictions:
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lol your story is more likely to happen than boxer all killing
19 minutes! I really want to see an epic bisu vs flash match
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