G3 continues with Sayle's first hand account of life in a Canadian labour camp. We are also discussing serial killers and shoesellers.

Mazur strolls into the third with zealots and murders things despite a good block. DT kills everything but the sloverlord will catch him in 10 years.

Madoka is NOT the best mahou shoujo. Also slow hydras are not too optimal.

Draw manages to force a cancel on Mazur's 4th.

Sayle: "I want to be antisocial for a while"

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G3 ends with dRaw defending a storm drop but losing all his army at the same time. He picks Benzene for G4.

WE NEED MORE TRASHTALK DAMNIT

zimp

Hungary951 Posts

May 05 2013 18:20 GMT

#104

i hope there will be replays.

traceurling

United States1240 Posts

May 05 2013 18:23 GMT

#105

How about challenger? Monty Hall? :D Primeval Isles

Kittan

Poland3999 Posts

May 05 2013 18:34 GMT

#106

G4 on Benzene starts with Mazur not being as ballsy as Stork and going Forge before Nexus instead of Nexus, gas, core before Forge.

Both players are too serious and refuse to trashtalk. Are we sure this is a grudgematch?

"More porn, less SC2 talk" I strongly agree. Mazur walls himself in at the nat. Strong reminiscence of Chill vs CombatEZ, but less trashtalk and no bearsemen on this broadcast.

Mazur displays next level thinking by going in circles around a hydra force and somehow still loses his army. I blame siege tank imbaness.

More self-mutilation ensues in the natural of Mazur, a pylon joins the cybernetics core in the great simcity in the sky.

drAw pushes Mazur's forces back in top left, but loses a lot of hydras to storms. Cow Den has been placed.

MASSIVE DROP IN THE PROTOSS MAIN. Archives down.

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Cue the music!

Zerg army waltzes into top left and eats things, forcing a GG. 2-2!

traceurling

United States1240 Posts

May 05 2013 18:40 GMT

#107

What is this benzene shit... Play on the penis map next XD
http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=405906

Kittan

Poland3999 Posts

May 05 2013 18:54 GMT

#108

G5 starts on Aztec. FIRST BM OF THE NIGHT FROM MAZUR. Only he bm'd Sayle.

Fortunately draw retaliates in style: "I let my sister play sets 2 and 3".

DRaw goes for 3h before pool vs forge, nex, gateway. More importantly, I'm pretty sure that there is an archeological dig going on Aztec and I await Sir Sayle to return to it.

! Sayle chat apparently is busy discussing tentacle porn, I must get on that shit instead of taking print screens and typing stuff in the LR thread.

Reavers incoming, hopefully red blood will flow. NOPE 3 hydras died despite nice clumping.

Shuttles fly! Couple drones die in the process. No scourge helps.

I am reminded that LR threads are for padding the post count and discussing tentacle porn.

5 more drones die to storms. Somehow Mazur does not have an army.

Small zealot task force moves to snipe a hatch. HATCHERY LIVES WITH 2HP. Also Mazur takes a random base at 11.

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One of these things is not like the other, one of these things is not like the rest. Can you tell which thing is not like the others, before I finish my song...

Distracted by mentions of tentacle cult in Sayle chat, I look back at the game to see that Mazur has actually built an army and taken inside 5 base.

And distracted by writing all this I look back to see that all that army died to, well, this:
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Wish you had those storms, bro. Btw, the base at 11 is perfectly fine the whole time.

On May 06 2013 04:07 ninazerg wrote:
Tentacles.

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Mhmmmmm. ^.^

Draw has 3-3 and Mazur does not. Armies clash near 9 for the 3rd time and storms hold the day until Cow Den kicks in. Mazur made more army.

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Things you do not do when losing all your army to surprise ultralisk #4: NEXUS TRIFORCE

But Mazur made more units and kills bases, which is better than other things. And Draw did not have ling speed for 45 mins, because it is clearly overrated.

Sayle: " I want to challenge Twitch.TV to a grudgematch"

Mazur finally busts up the ramp and storms ALL THE THINGS, prompting out a GG and proving that Dragoons are not as dumb as Dwarf in Dorfen Fortress, as Dragoons have never pulled any self-destruction levers.

Kimoleon

United States210 Posts

May 05 2013 18:55 GMT

#109

Nice LRing Kittan ^^, good series so far.

ninazerg

United States7291 Posts

May 05 2013 19:07 GMT

#110

Tentacles.

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ninazerg

United States7291 Posts

May 05 2013 19:17 GMT

#111

Kittan

Poland3999 Posts

May 05 2013 19:28 GMT

#112

G6 starts.

Mazur drops the bomb by announcing that his son registered for TSL2 and beat Protect in a bo5.

Sayle: "SUCK MY..... ENGLISH"

There was so little trashtalk this series that in order to fulfill my quota I had to take house trash out. But it's fine, because I still missed less action than Sayle.

Seems like lurker contain is being started at the nat, but Mazur is on 3 bases and equal with the zerg.

DraW fulfills my dreams and sets a hatchori contain.

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This will hopefully be filled with tentacles ready to go up your asshole.

Meanwhile Mazur does a DT drop that does some damage and a HT drop that causes Sayle to go mad.

Sayle: "I bet Bakuryu knows how to cure cancer."

The weather at 4 mineral line is "Stormy".

Mazur goes triple robo, He also kills MORE drones, this time at 5. Draw is on so many bases though that he barely cares. Nvm just 4 bases.

Triple shuttle drop on the south side, WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW? Kills the hatch and moves back.

Mazur walled himself in again, tries to elevator his army on the back but loses all of it. On the bright side, he finally built reavers. Time for the slowest non-larva push.

Push lvl: successful. He also dropped zealots in the 5 base, but just killed bunch of drones.

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Tentacles not enough.

Mazur's army busts out, takes 1 and kills 7, no more 2hp hatcheries for you.

HUGE BATTAL, zerg wins by killing all reavers but then the other half of P army comes and wipes out all fleshy things. Sometimes by being forced to use quadruple storm on the same patch of ground.

Lots of dodj'n all around, Mazur dodges a fight despite superior force and Sayle dojes a Bo3 vs Mazur.

BATTLE ENSUES, REAVERS WIN AND TAKES THE AWFUL GRUDGEMATCH 4-2.

Grats to Mazur for winning, grats to DrAw for his offrace.

Bonus shoutout to Kiante for dodj'n the cast and to Bakuryu for tentacle chat.