For your entertainment, I present tonight in PL adapted for the stage:

Commentator: Are you ready to rummmmmmbbbllleeeeeeeeee??? ROUND 1, FIGHT!

Game 1 begins

STX Coach enters from stage left

STX Coach: Bogus, I choose you!

Bogus: pika pika?

Fantasy swaggers on from stage right

Stream Viewers: lol

Fantasy proceeds to make a million vultures, lose.

Bogus: Not even I know what just happened.

Game 2 is soon underway between Modesty and Canata. Nobody is paying attention.

Canata: Because I don't like winning, I intend to go 2port wraith.

Canata innovates by building a command center in lieu of a second starport.

Cro-Magnon terran: oops.

Modesty still loses because he is awful.

Game 3: Hero vs. SKT Zerg model no. 3

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Game 4 is between Bisu and Kal

Bisu: Good evening Kal. I hope you're prepared to lose.

Kal: Not today old friend.

Bisu: How does a robo first build sound?

Kal: excellent, excellent.

Bisu: Let's do this.

Various intense battles take place. As the smoke clears, we see Bisu and Kal, both still standing, though wearied from their conflict.

Kal: Looks like we're still at a standstill, Bisu.

Bisu: You forgot just one thing.

Kal: ???

Bisu: I'm S-Class.

Kal forgets where he put his entire army, and is crushed by a flank. GG.

Game 5: STX sends Calm. Everyone on the stream eagerly awaits the arrival of the only worthwhile player left on SKT, Best.

Hyuk: Hyuk Hyuk Hyuk

Hyuk Hyuks everyone except Calm

Game 6: Finally, Doh Jae Wook is sent out. Not wanting to have a chance at winning, STX chooses Frozen over Shuttle

Frozen: My opponent is formidable, but perhaps with a well executed siege expand I can take him down in the midgame.

Best: 4z5z6d7d8d9d0d

Frozen: I see that he, too is going for a macro-oriented build. Perhaps harassing his economy with vultures will give me the edge I need.

Best: 4z5z6d7d8d9d0d

Frozen: If I can fortify a three- base economy with mass tanks, beginning a slow push should be no problem at all.

Best: 4z5z6d7d8d9d0d. gg no re.

Game 7 proves to one and all that all that chicken has finally gone to the STX coach's head, and he chooses to send Hero. SKT sends out Fantasy because Fantasy TvZ's are always hilarious.

Fantasy: Alas, I deeply regret having not chosen protoss as a child, and so I shall now do my best to execute a corsair/dt build using only valkyries and vultures. How this makes sense, I do not know.

Hero: Adapting is bad. We fear change.

Some Stuff happens and Fantasy wins.

Zizi yo and to all a good night.

Lightwip

United States5497 Posts

July 31 2010 07:15 GMT

#1392

What can I say, STX tried every dirty trick in the book. Chicken to Oz, importing KHAN/estro players, and even using fucking by.hero for ace.
I'd congratulate them for the effort, but god I hate that kid. Still, I suppose they did play pretty well. Especially bogus.

jalstar

United States8198 Posts

July 31 2010 07:15 GMT

#1393

Fantasy: Alas, I deeply regret having not chosen protoss as a child, and so I shall now do my best to execute a corsair/dt build using only valkyries and vultures. How this makes sense, I do not know.

this totally makes up for bogus. i am glad to be a fantasy fan right now

Ciryandor

United States3735 Posts

July 31 2010 07:16 GMT

#1394

On July 31 2010 16:14 Zato-1 wrote:
Highlight of the game: Valkyries.

BISU Valkyries mind you. 1 volley scourge, then 2 volley muta.

Rinrun

Canada3509 Posts

July 31 2010 07:16 GMT

#1395

Caught that ace match, Fantasy was def in control once his valks took those mutas+scourages.
A result that wasn't a surprise in the end. LBs don't let me down.

Carnivorous Sheep

Baa?21245 Posts

July 31 2010 07:16 GMT

#1396

There is always day 2 and day 3. STX got terribly unfavorable matchups today, and managed to go 3-4. Moment SKT gets one non favorable matchup they're fucked.