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iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 09 2009 04:50 GMT
#21
IF YOU FUCK WITH HER I WILL UNLEASH THESE

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funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
January 09 2009 04:53 GMT
#22
I guess there's a lot of people who wants to help you.

anyways, if you feel like playing casual games, or some 2v2's for the fun of it. PM me here and we can set some games up and whatnot.

good luck~!

Also, our replay section is filled with awesomeness, so check it out!
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-09 05:03:22
January 09 2009 04:53 GMT
#23
Also, easy big guy, nobody's gonna mess around with her. :p.

Edit: Why wouldn't you be sure?, People already know she's a "celebrity" in the whole gaming world, and I wonder, what would it look like if some faggot from here, messed with her?. That wouldn't be too good for anyone, and specially, for TL.

So show some respect.
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
LordWeird
Profile Blog Joined November 2007
United States3411 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-09 04:57:10
January 09 2009 04:55 GMT
#24
On January 09 2009 13:53 funkie wrote:
Also, easy big guy, nobody's gonna mess around with her. :p.


I wouldn't be so sure.

To OP: I'd be happy to play some games with you, I'm not terribly good either and have some time coming up for a few practice games. PM me here if you feel up to it! The best way to get better has always and will always be to play!!

A few good replay sites include:

YGosu.com
Replays.net (you have to click the SC section)
TL (duh)
gosugamers.net
reps.ru

For the non-english ones, it helps to have google translate them for you :D
Chains none
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
January 09 2009 05:06 GMT
#25
On January 09 2009 12:18 il0seonpurpose wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2009 12:15 lokiM wrote:
some 1337 players need to teach this n00b



LOLOL play nice


And to the op, if you don't know much, why is your fav team Samsung Khan?


is that a rhetorical question?

I thought that was standard.

to the OP, PM me, and I can play some games with you, show you how to think, show you some builds etc. I really mean that, so PM if you are interested
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-09 05:46:05
January 09 2009 05:07 GMT
#26
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Jyvblamo
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada13788 Posts
January 09 2009 05:11 GMT
#27
On January 09 2009 14:07 fusionsdf wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2009 13:50 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
IF YOU FUCK WITH HER I WILL UNLEASH THESE

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CDRdude
Profile Blog Joined May 2007
United States5625 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-09 05:17:51
January 09 2009 05:17 GMT
#28
On January 09 2009 13:40 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
If not because I ask then because of what she is in the gaming world, a celebrity.

May I ask how you are a celebrity in the gaming world? (And since you apparently are, can I get a game with you sometime Don't worry, I'm not very good)
Force staff is the best item in the game.
Puosu
Profile Blog Joined April 2007
7038 Posts
January 09 2009 05:21 GMT
#29
On January 09 2009 14:17 CDRdude wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2009 13:40 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
If not because I ask then because of what she is in the gaming world, a celebrity.

May I ask how you are a celebrity in the gaming world? (And since you apparently are, can I get a game with you sometime Don't worry, I'm not very good)

http://www.teamliquid.net/forum/viewmessage.php?topic_id=85611
Read the posts by her and inc in the end of the thread, seems like he happens to be a girl and fairly good at Rockband/GH thus unlimited fame is hers!

Learning SC is a bitch, only thing helping you is the maturity of the community so you won't be bumping into idiots like in CS/Halo all the time.
Nitrogen
Profile Blog Joined February 2008
United States5345 Posts
January 09 2009 05:23 GMT
#30
too much... cavalry...
UNFUCK YOURSELF
zulu_nation8
Profile Blog Joined May 2005
China26351 Posts
January 09 2009 05:24 GMT
#31
On January 09 2009 14:17 CDRdude wrote:
Show nested quote +
On January 09 2009 13:40 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
If not because I ask then because of what she is in the gaming world, a celebrity.

May I ask how you are a celebrity in the gaming world? (And since you apparently are, can I get a game with you sometime Don't worry, I'm not very good)


LOL sorry man
StarSlay3r
Profile Joined December 2008
United States50 Posts
January 09 2009 05:28 GMT
#32
lol wow INcontrol is def. just that in this forum.

To answer questions.

1- WHY SC AND WHY NOW? I play mostly console ever since my PC died on me on my way from norCal to Texas for QuakeCon 2007. Ever since then I haven't had one to play games on til now. I used to be an FPS (mainly Quake and Unreal) player and spent entirely too much time practicing on those to get into Starcraft. That is why I am a n00b at the game. I WANT to start now because of Geoff. He made it seem really cool, and I have recently started noticing exactly how big this game is. I am a competitive person. I love to compete, and even more so I love to win. With how big this game is there would be plenty of competitions to keep me busy. Console tournaments are sprinkled throughout the year and often have crappy prizes.

2- CELEBRITY? I am known for Guitar Hero. I'm trying to get away from that. I am known as "Judy Nails" a character from the game and am a top playing player in the nation/ world. But like I said, I'm trying to get away from that and explore new genres other then rhythm or fps.

3- BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU SUCK BLAH BLAH BLAH Yeah yeah I'm a self admitted n00b... be nice! Thanks Geoff for having my back, but seriously guys... give the n00b a chance! How can I ever escape the dreaded n00b status if you 1337 punks just bash me and don't help me out? SERIOUSLY! heh

4- YOU HAVE T3H B00BZ? Don't help me just cuz I'm a girl. Help me because I am a serious gamer and I'm asking for your help and you are awesome and kind and nice and all that. (cuz you are aren't you?)

END POST
http://www.StarSlay3r.com
fusionsdf
Profile Blog Joined June 2006
Canada15390 Posts
January 09 2009 05:35 GMT
#33
On January 09 2009 14:28 StarSlay3r wrote:
lol wow INcontrol is def. just that in this forum.

To answer questions.

1- WHY SC AND WHY NOW? I play mostly console ever since my PC died on me on my way from norCal to Texas for QuakeCon 2007. Ever since then I haven't had one to play games on til now. I used to be an FPS (mainly Quake and Unreal) player and spent entirely too much time practicing on those to get into Starcraft. That is why I am a n00b at the game. I WANT to start now because of Geoff. He made it seem really cool, and I have recently started noticing exactly how big this game is. I am a competitive person. I love to compete, and even more so I love to win. With how big this game is there would be plenty of competitions to keep me busy. Console tournaments are sprinkled throughout the year and often have crappy prizes.

2- CELEBRITY? I am known for Guitar Hero. I'm trying to get away from that. I am known as "Judy Nails" a character from the game and am a top playing player in the nation/ world. But like I said, I'm trying to get away from that and explore new genres other then rhythm or fps.

3- BLAH BLAH BLAH YOU SUCK BLAH BLAH BLAH Yeah yeah I'm a self admitted n00b... be nice! Thanks Geoff for having my back, but seriously guys... give the n00b a chance! How can I ever escape the dreaded n00b status if you 1337 punks just bash me and don't help me out? SERIOUSLY! heh

4- YOU HAVE T3H B00BZ? Don't help me just cuz I'm a girl. Help me because I am a serious gamer and I'm asking for your help and you are awesome and kind and nice and all that. (cuz you are aren't you?)

END POST


if you are new to starcraft, you MUST watch this video:


its mandatory
SKT_Best: "I actually chose Protoss because it was so hard for me to defeat Protoss as a Terran. When I first started Brood War, my main race was Terran."
Hot_Bid
Profile Blog Joined October 2003
Braavos36402 Posts
January 09 2009 05:43 GMT
#34
Please stop with the image macros.
@Hot_Bid on Twitter - ESPORTS life since 2010 - http://i.imgur.com/U2psw.png
funkie
Profile Blog Joined November 2005
Venezuela9377 Posts
January 09 2009 05:55 GMT
#35
That games makes my heart happy. So freaking intense :D

REBOOOOOOO
CJ Entusman #6! · Strength is the basis of athletic ability. -Rippetoe /* http://j.mp/TL-App <- TL iPhone App 2.0! */
zobz
Profile Joined November 2005
Canada2175 Posts
January 09 2009 06:03 GMT
#36
I love training people from the ground up. I'm generally not a very good speaker, but can be a good teacher despite it. PM me if you want.
"That's not gonna be good for business." "That's not gonna be good for anybody."
iNcontroL *
Profile Blog Joined July 2004
USA29055 Posts
January 09 2009 06:04 GMT
#37
make sure and link her to ICCUP and explain how to get that rolling.. I'd do it but I needed artosis to explain it to me cause I'm THAT BAD.
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-09 06:16:02
January 09 2009 06:07 GMT
#38
go here http://www.iccup.com/register.html register
get this stuff
http://www.iccup.com/files/view/iCCup_Season_7_Full_mappack_02.html
http://www.iccup.com/files/view/iCCup_Reg_file_02.html
http://www.iccup.com/files/view/Patcher7x_1.16.0_01.html
http://www.iccup.com/files/view/Anti-Hack_Launcher_v1.4_build_84_03.html

to use the 7x patcher, in the top right of the program it says "CD: 7x" change that to CD: Normal, then patch to 1.15.3 and just keep the patcher around you will need it to switch between bnet and iccup since blizzard is so fuckin lazy, oh i'd login to bnet first and patch to 1.16 if you just installed since i dont know what would happen if you patched with 7x on a fresh install

start sc and login to abyss, enjoy
StarSlay3r
Profile Joined December 2008
United States50 Posts
January 09 2009 06:07 GMT
#39
I feel sad... I have no clue what's happening. I see lil creatures getting some blue stuff and bringing it back to the base then fighting... and blood... which I know is the "intense" part... and... yeah if he was at least speaking in English I might know what I'm watching. The fact that I am an UBER n00b has just set in. I really don't know ANYTHING about this game. I mean I kinda get that since the 1st dude destroyed all of the other dudes stuff he won... but I don't get everything else.
http://www.StarSlay3r.com
hugitout
Profile Blog Joined September 2008
United States379 Posts
Last Edited: 2009-01-09 06:18:24
January 09 2009 06:09 GMT
#40
nvm watching youtube i get it
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