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Curtains up. Its a Terran versus Protoss on the oft used map Destination, and the first actor, who is the brave and noble stallion that is myself, is playing the part of the angry, frustrated Terran player, and the second actor of this dramatic play, hosted in the most prestigious theatre in the world, which is the International Cyber Cup, is the mysterious, cunning and cheeky Protoss, known only as unknwnalias333, who at the time of performance, has one whole point on the International Cyber Cup.

The opening minutes of the play proceed as planned, both players sticking to the script,
With the dastardly Protoss sending out an early probe, with the sole intention of ending the performance then and there, and thus frustrating the noble Terran player.

The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!

However the Terran is fairly certain that the manner pylons are to be placed several matrices to right and a couple of matrices southwards, on this map.

And the true purpose of the pylon is revealed

as a gateway begins to warp in, and second pylon is built to support the first in its scheme to ruin the Terran once and forever.

The Terrans resourceful SCV's set about destroying the pylons, before Protoss warriors streamed out of the gateway.

The SCV's destroy the first and the second pylons,

and a third, with the gateway lying unpowered, and unable to produce brutish zealots.

The first zealot of most likely many, begins to warp in, but its not too long before the gateway likes unpowered again.


A fifth pylon is constructed by the Protoss, but is again destroyed.


Will the first Zealot ever arrive, and aid its Protoss breathen?

It does, but is cut down a force of armed men and SCV's as it leaves the gateway, with the six pylon being demolished, making the gateway fall silent forever.

But whats this?

A seventh pylon behind the minerals of this prudent Terran general?

And in the words of the esteemed Day[9], "cannons be everywhere"

A eighth pylon is erected, in the hopes of supporting the cannons, but in vain as both cannons die at the lose of one marine and a SCV due to friendly fire.


The sly Protoss builds yet another pylon in the hopes of awakening the gateway from its deep slumber.

But it matters not, because unknwnalias333 likes round numbers and builds a tenth pylon for no particular purpose, before leaving the stage in a right huff.