Boxer is coming over

On January 14 2008 01:41 Frits wrote:
Well honestly starting with 3 scv's isn't that much of a setback, you're screwed man. :D Unless you're allowed to 4pool, that might work pretty well.

On January 14 2008 01:41 Frits wrote:
Well honestly starting with 3 scv's isn't that much of a setback, you're screwed man. :D Unless you're allowed to 4pool, that might work pretty well.

On January 14 2008 01:41 Frits wrote:
Well honestly starting with 3 scv's isn't that much of a setback, you're screwed man. :D Unless you're allowed to 4pool, that might work pretty well.

On January 14 2008 01:38 StripedBlueCrow wrote:
seriously stupid question, but.. how do you know all these progamers?

use probes and cannons

On January 14 2008 00:32 SoMuchBetter wrote:
STOVE?

On January 14 2008 03:26 nOob wrote:
i'd probably do 2 gate goon (cutting probes at 15 to have first goon + 2nd gate up fast, then making more obviously)

or just 14 nex pusan style and pray to gods he doesnt outmicro you with some WTF rush

On January 14 2008 03:07 niteReloaded wrote:
Boxer is the last person i'd expect to hang out with rekrul. he seems so above all that, no offense.

BTW. cant wait for the rep.

EDIT2. show him TL, and take some pics of your night out plz!

On January 14 2008 03:37 NonY[rC] wrote:


wow great advice!!

On January 14 2008 03:37 NonY[rC] wrote:


wow great advice!!

On January 14 2008 03:26 nOob wrote:
Im sure giyom can help you thinking about some cheese vs that -1scv game.

Anyway his tank and vults would be late so just powergoon his ass, should be easy, anyway keep it short, i'd probably do 2 gate goon (cutting probes at 15 to have first goon + 2nd gate up fast, then making more obviously) then robo for shutle+reaver, + the goons you should have + the advantage you should've taken, you can harrass him good or just go with your goons+the reaver all together


or just 14 nex pusan style and pray to gods he doesnt outmicro you with some WTF rush

On January 14 2008 03:41 himurakenshin wrote:
yea can you ask boxer to make an account and make a post on TL pls?

On January 14 2008 04:46 nOob wrote:


im awesome i know

On January 14 2008 05:32 NonY[rC] wrote:


somethings holding me back. it's like a retarded kid just knocked my food out of my hands and i cant bring myself to yell at him

On January 14 2008 05:32 NonY[rC] wrote:


somethings holding me back. it's like a retarded kid just knocked my food out of my hands and i cant bring myself to yell at him

On January 14 2008 06:01 Aphelion wrote:
Noobs w/ low post count shouldn't get into a flamefest w/ Nony.

I thought the real stupid part was trying to 14 nex vs Boxer.

On January 14 2008 06:23 Aphelion wrote:
Why 14 nex? Boxer kills those builds, and unless you gain a huge advantage you still risk a long game vs a way superior player?

On January 14 2008 06:23 Aphelion wrote:
Why 14 nex? Boxer kills those builds, and unless you gain a huge advantage you still risk a long game vs a way superior player?

On January 14 2008 07:07 Blind wrote:
I think it's because boxer is starting with 3 workers, so a 2 factory counter (or anything that counters fast nexus) from boxer would come later and be much less effective.

On January 14 2008 06:58 Rekrul wrote:
results = we played on python and i knew he was doing a 1 fact build + alot of turrets safe style solid style just to make sure i can't beat him any gay way so i went 2 gate range 5 goons expand

but i fucked up completely and thought i could expand a second time before getting zeal speed and 7 gates.....in our small computer room there were a bunch of mother fuckers talking mad shit and honestly early in the game boxer said out loud 'i can't make this game drag out so much cuz we gotta go drinking' .........but i was very very stupid and thought it better to macro hard core early game and hope he goes for a slow push double expand........STUPID

anyways he raped me in a very simple easy game

this was the first time i ever met boxer yet while we were in the restaurant eating before going out drinking i realized why he's boxer. me and him don't even have to talk.....the guy has sense like a mother fucker...he knows what im thinking...and i know what hes thinking

im drunk and i dont know if its funny at all in english but as we were eating as a big group (many of which didn't really know eachother we all knew eachother in different ways) everyone was without ideas on what to do on a sunday night so boxer was like ok we'll ask everyone exactly what they want to do starting with some random friend of ours; he said: i'll do anything, next guy said; i'll do anything, grrr said i'll do anything; boxer pointed to me and said "you don't have to say a fucking word" then pointed to the next guy.

Thats what I call fucking game sense.



edit: anyways heeres the rep: http://www.teamliquid.net/staff/Rekrul/boxerrape.rep

i really am in no place to make excuses cuz he is the best starcraft player ever and he also didnt use one scv but bleh i played bad and i am rly outa practice pvt.....i lost 50$ to him this game but i will definitely play him again soon

On January 14 2008 07:14 il0seonpurpose wrote:



I cant imagine him saying that, even though you translated in english, did he cuss alot?

On January 14 2008 07:16 Woyn wrote:
so how did you hook this up Dan, with im being in the airforce and all

On January 14 2008 07:59 GTR-2-Go wrote:
so it looks like leg is the only white person to smash boxer in a game of starcraft in korea.

On January 14 2008 08:22 drop wrote:
wow, I cant believe that he allowed you to publish the replay, thanks!!

On January 14 2008 07:26 ATeddyBear wrote:
no pictures?!?!

shouldve had susie over, she would be jumping all over him, keep him distracted

On January 14 2008 08:23 pericolum wrote:

i think elky beat him sometimes ....

On January 14 2008 04:04 drift0ut wrote:
just let him rape you, get him drunk and play him for twice as much (with (2 dead scv's)

On January 14 2008 07:20 Rekrul wrote:


He didn't cuss at all. You're the korean whos blog contains a recent post about you talking about how you weren't used to walking around a sauna seeing other korean guys dicks hanging around everywhere. If you blog about that theres a lot of things about korea that you haven't ever experienced and thus you can't imagine.

"i've heard a lot about you too, boxer (sarcastic tone)"

On January 14 2008 08:35 Rekrul wrote:


susie couldn't distract boxer no matter how hard she tried (not a knock on susie...its just boxer u know)

On January 14 2008 15:30 MenzieK wrote:
I think Susie is pretty cute, I'm suprised she deosn't have a boyfriend already.

On January 14 2008 15:35 {88}iNcontroL wrote:



ahhahahahaha

SHE DOES

He plays zerg ^_^

Anyone want to guess who the good ol chap I am referring to is? Cheerio

On January 14 2008 15:47 InfesTeD]i[ wrote:


Who! Who!

Geoff tell us!!!

On January 14 2008 16:12 SayaSP wrote:

Rofl.

On January 14 2008 05:57 nOob wrote:


Yeah cool, now try to say that to anyone on real life and not while hidding on your pc Mr.Internet-Warrior (wow we're all Stallone on the internet)

Anyway, to stay on topic, is this played? it will be cool to see how Rekrul handles that +1 peon advantage and what kind of bo boxer uses

On January 14 2008 16:19 InfesTeD]i[ wrote:


T_T is it a joke or is she really dating a gamer we know lol?

On January 14 2008 09:03 Liquid`Zephyr wrote:
MOST EMBARASSING LOSS EVER

-____-

On January 14 2008 20:23 ToT)MidiaN( wrote:



hahahaha

On January 14 2008 18:21 dybydx wrote:
i just watched replay and i think this is y u lost.

1. you did not FE. which is fine, but you also did not tech harass or rush. thus wasted your valuable time and +1 worker advantage
2. u put down ur 3rd nex knowing he has like 5-6 fact down
3. u had a shuttle but didnt harass his main
4. no templar archive

On January 14 2008 18:21 dybydx wrote:
i just watched replay and i think this is y u lost.

1. you did not FE. which is fine, but you also did not tech harass or rush. thus wasted your valuable time and +1 worker advantage
2. u put down ur 3rd nex knowing he has like 5-6 fact down
3. u had a shuttle but didnt harass his main
4. no templar archive

On December 09 2007 03:20 TL.net Bot wrote:
The following Auto-Warning was sent to this user by Chill

From: Chill
Subject: Warning!

This is a Warning! Your advice the strategy forum is all wrong. Some strategical points in StarCraft are up for debate, others are not. It is widely known that at any point in a game, Protoss will have the highest supply, then Terran, then Zerg. Also, your suggestion of building 1:1 Zealot:Dragoon early game, and then moving to 3:2 Zealot:Dragoon is just wrong. Please stop giving bad advice. You will notice everyone else in that thread "[H] PvT General" is also saying you are wrong. Thanks in advance for your cooperation, Chill

On January 14 2008 23:41 Hawk wrote:
If this didn't already happen, I'd reccomend letting the game play out for about 5 minutes, then running into the other room, smashing his keyboard and running back out to finish the game

On January 14 2008 23:36 born-to-porn wrote:
Wait, didn't rekrul have a bet with Grrr not to drink for 1 month?

On January 15 2008 00:08 Elvin_vn wrote:

he will rape you using mouse only
it's not even funny

On January 14 2008 22:46 Chill wrote:




Please stop giving ANY advice.

On January 15 2008 02:39 psyCrowe wrote:
who the hell is susie? O___o

"alright heres our computer room i'm going to fucking rape you in starcraft boxer"

'how much we playing for, dan?'

On January 14 2008 17:45 {88}iNcontroL wrote:
i am gay

On January 14 2008 20:56 Pulimuli wrote:


Do you honestly think it would have made any difference? He played vs Boxer, not some random noob. He would have read his gameplay and adjusted so the outcome would have been the same

On January 14 2008 15:35 {88}iNcontroL wrote:



i have a boyfriend

He plays zerg ^_^

Anyone want to guess who the good ol chap I am referring to is? Cheerio

On January 15 2008 06:33 Mora wrote:



i play zerg.

why do u hate me?

On January 15 2008 06:33 Mora wrote:



i play zerg.

why do u hate me?

On January 15 2008 06:51 {88}iNcontroL wrote:


I am pretty sure I poke you all the time buddy If I were attracted to men I'd be in canada and in... well y'know!

On January 14 2008 15:30 MenzieK wrote:
I think Susie is pretty cute, I'm suprised she deosn't have a boyfriend already.

On January 15 2008 16:03 PuertoRican wrote:


If I was in jail, I'd want Inc to be my bootyguard.

On January 15 2008 16:07 Hittegods wrote:

Kinda like letting a lion guard some lambs =\

On January 15 2008 15:55 dybydx wrote:


Before Bisu pwned SAvior 3-0, everyone knew using dt vs zerg is retarded
Before Aristotle, everyone knew the Earth was flat

1. I did not offer advice, I analysed the game and commented on it. He was playing boxer, I cant expect him to win, but I felt there are ways to do better and provided my views.
2. If you think my analysis is incorrect, you may correct it.
3. If you have nothing to contribute to the discussion, you have the right to remain silent.
-----------------------------------------------------
4. You misunderstood my post on protoss. I claimed protoss have the lowest unit count, not psi count. ie 100 minerals = 1 zealot = 2 marines = 4 zerglings = 2 psi count
5. Likewise, 3:2 is not the Zealot:Dragoon ratio i use but the Zealot:Dragoon build ratio I occasionally use after a battle when all of my Z:D ratio drops from 1:1 to 0:X.
6. I have not flamed nor insulted anyone. Perhaps you should "chill" and relax a bit.

On January 15 2008 16:17 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:


didnt you read the thread

she doesnt need to find a white guy in korea she has a white guy who is in korea

On January 15 2008 15:55 dybydx wrote:


Before Bisu pwned SAvior 3-0, everyone knew using dt vs zerg is retarded
Before Aristotle, everyone knew the Earth was flat

1. I did not offer advice, I analysed the game and commented on it. He was playing boxer, I cant expect him to win, but I felt there are ways to do better and provided my views.
2. If you think my analysis is incorrect, you may correct it.
3. If you have nothing to contribute to the discussion, you have the right to remain silent.
-----------------------------------------------------
4. You misunderstood my post on protoss. I claimed protoss have the lowest unit count, not psi count. ie 100 minerals = 1 zealot = 2 marines = 4 zerglings = 2 psi count
5. Likewise, 3:2 is not the Zealot:Dragoon ratio i use but the Zealot:Dragoon build ratio I occasionally use after a battle when all of my Z:D ratio drops from 1:1 to 0:X.
6. I have not flamed nor insulted anyone. Perhaps you should "chill" and relax a bit.

On January 14 2008 18:21 dybydx wrote:
i just watched replay and i think this is y u lost.

1. you did not FE. which is fine, but you also did not tech harass or rush. thus wasted your valuable time and +1 worker advantage
2. u put down ur 3rd nex knowing he has like 5-6 fact down
3. u had a shuttle but didnt harass his main
4. no templar archive

On January 15 2008 16:17 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:


didnt you read the thread

she doesnt need to find a white guy in korea she has a white guy who is in korea

On January 14 2008 08:36 ATeddyBear wrote:

wheres this game from?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q88lWa3oPpM

On January 15 2008 22:57 psyCrowe wrote:


so who the hell is this susie!?!?

TL.net member or smt?

On January 15 2008 19:12 intrigue wrote:

yeah, yeah, preach it brotha!!! b4 aristotle ever1 knew the earth was flat peace yo!!

On January 15 2008 23:08 lilsusie wrote:
i'm susie, goddamn it. stop talking about me.

On January 15 2008 23:11 Chill wrote:


Please Susie, you know you love it.

On January 15 2008 23:17 lilsusie wrote:


Meh. I don't mind if it's something that i've done or written to get attention but i dont really like people talking about me or my personal life, that's all.

On January 15 2008 15:55 dybydx wrote:


Before Bisu pwned SAvior 3-0, everyone knew using dt vs zerg is retarded
Before Aristotle, everyone knew the Earth was flat

1. I did not offer advice, I analysed the game and commented on it. He was playing boxer, I cant expect him to win, but I felt there are ways to do better and provided my views.
2. If you think my analysis is incorrect, you may correct it.
3. If you have nothing to contribute to the discussion, you have the right to remain silent.
-----------------------------------------------------
4. You misunderstood my post on protoss. I claimed protoss have the lowest unit count, not psi count. ie 100 minerals = 1 zealot = 2 marines = 4 zerglings = 2 psi count
5. Likewise, 3:2 is not the Zealot:Dragoon ratio i use but the Zealot:Dragoon build ratio I occasionally use after a battle when all of my Z:D ratio drops from 1:1 to 0:X.
6. I have not flamed nor insulted anyone. Perhaps you should "chill" and relax a bit.

On January 15 2008 23:17 lilsusie wrote:


Meh. I don't mind if it's something that i've done or written to get attention but i dont really like people talking about me or my personal life, that's all.

On January 15 2008 23:00 grobo wrote:


Yes she is.

How come a thread about Rek vs Boxer end up about Susie lol?

Oh TL.net <3

On January 16 2008 01:32 Chill wrote:
ill just hop in my time machine and deliver that message to rekrul, brb

On January 15 2008 23:17 lilsusie wrote:


Meh. I don't mind if it's something that i've done or written to get attention but i dont really like people talking about me or my personal life, that's all.

On January 16 2008 09:27 FakeSteve[TPR] wrote:


okay again did you read the thread because we were discussing her and midian's relationship openly

On January 15 2008 15:55 dybydx wrote:


Before Bisu pwned SAvior 3-0, everyone knew using dt vs zerg is retarded
Before Aristotle, everyone knew the Earth was flat

1. I did not offer advice, I analysed the game and commented on it. He was playing boxer, I cant expect him to win, but I felt there are ways to do better and provided my views.
2. If you think my analysis is incorrect, you may correct it.
3. If you have nothing to contribute to the discussion, you have the right to remain silent.
-----------------------------------------------------
4. You misunderstood my post on protoss. I claimed protoss have the lowest unit count, not psi count. ie 100 minerals = 1 zealot = 2 marines = 4 zerglings = 2 psi count
5. Likewise, 3:2 is not the Zealot:Dragoon ratio i use but the Zealot:Dragoon build ratio I occasionally use after a battle when all of my Z:D ratio drops from 1:1 to 0:X.
6. I have not flamed nor insulted anyone. Perhaps you should "chill" and relax a bit.

On January 16 2008 11:03 pyrogenetix wrote:


best

fuckin

post

of

the

year

On January 16 2008 13:02 dybydx wrote:
Pimpest Post 2008 anyone? ^^

On January 15 2008 23:11 Chill wrote:


Please Susie, you know you love it.

On January 15 2008 15:55 dybydx wrote:
Before Aristotle, everyone knew the Earth was flat

On January 16 2008 13:02 dybydx wrote:
Pimpest Post 2008 anyone? ^^

On January 16 2008 13:13 recklessspite wrote:
I just read this whole thread, and it made me laugh uncontrollably.

Also, there are no women on the internet.

Also, the link to the replay doesn't work for me.

On January 16 2008 11:03 pyrogenetix wrote:


best

fuckin

post

of

the

year

On January 17 2008 02:11 Rekrul wrote:
do you guys want me to make another flamebait topic?

i could cuz me PR, M, HT, LS, and TL all just went out tonight