Progaming Gossip

On August 07 2006 14:26 BroOd wrote:
what do you pay in rent, rek?

On August 07 2006 14:29 BroOd wrote:
What I was leading into was how long will Suncow be able to stay on $400?

THATS WHAT MOTHERFUCKER

On August 07 2006 14:30 Rekrul wrote:


Actually Suncow had a fight with SiZ) cuz they couldn't stand him so he stormed out and got on b.net somehow (pcbang?) and asked me if he could live with me.

I told him no, wtf.

He said that I am a horrible person for not helping a friend in need.

I asked him wtf?

He denounced a friendship that did not exist.

I blocked.

He went back to siz) and apologized and currently resides there.

On August 07 2006 14:42 Ebenol wrote:
Best thread ever.

Also, about:

How could you not accept a personal slave from Poland? You could make him do anything and feed him on $1 a day.

On August 07 2006 15:07 IntoTheWow wrote:
hahaha

awesome thread.

How is Rob drunk?

On August 07 2006 15:09 Rekrul wrote:


He's normal, but I can tell you this.

He digs old bitches.

Big Time.

On August 07 2006 15:12 Rekrul wrote:
I witnessed Eriador dancing in Korea.

While his style may be erratic, psychotic, and homosexual,

it is groovetastically amazing.

On August 07 2006 15:40 Rekrul wrote:
GoodFriend was a good friend of mine back in the day.

Then he got famous and started ignoring me.

Fuck you BadFriend.

On August 07 2006 15:59 SoMuchBetter wrote:
wow, this is one of the greatest threads ever

On August 07 2006 15:08 Rekrul wrote:
In the hexatron sookso everyone was scared of Daniel Lee. He thundered down on us with his lectures all day all the time and made our nerves explode with his constant criticisms. No one ever talked back everyone was always quiet (except Assem who would always say "YES SIR").

Until one fateful day.

"PETER WHY HAVEN'T YOU BEEN PRACTICING WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM MAN YOU GOTTA PRACTICE IF YOU WANNA MAKE IT"

"Maybe if you would provide ME WITH A MOTHER FUCKING SON OF A FUCK FUCKING COMPUTER THEN I WOULD BE ABLE TO PRACTICE, YOU EVER THINK ABOUT THAT MOTHER FUCKER?"

Silence.

"Sorry, Peter"

Long live Peter The Great.

On August 07 2006 15:40 Rekrul wrote:
GoodFriend was a good friend of mine back in the day.

Then he got famous and started ignoring me.

Fuck you BadFriend.

On August 07 2006 15:44 Rekrul wrote:
Koreans usually don't look strangers in the eyes. Atleast thats true for gamers, most don't have very good social skills.

At MBC Trials I raped some terran round one. I was feeling pumped and ready for round 2 vs. Reach.

I was then walking towards him and he was walking towards me and we made eye contact, he didn't look away, neither did I. I felt the power of the mantoss. There was nothing I could do. He was Reach. I was the first one to break the eye contact. I knew what was coming.

Mother fucker raped me twice with ease.

On August 07 2006 15:34 Rekrul wrote:
When I first came to Korea Assem raped me almost every fucking game TvP even though I was thought to be a PvT god. The Korean timing and macro was too good for me for a solid two months when I first came here.

Then the fateful day when it was the only time our manager Daniel watched us play games vs. eachother. Thank god for mother fucking requiem. 5-0 Mother fucker.

"Dan you can take the night off tonight, go out have fun. Brian you're staying here."

Better to be lucky than good.

On August 07 2006 16:05 decafchicken wrote:

I'd like to see clear top this. I'm sure he can.

On August 07 2006 14:29 Rekrul wrote:
I played vs. Silver RvR for 10$ a game and went 4-4.

He kept telling me how good I am.

Then 5 mins later he's like hey lets play for 200$ a game now.

Hustling mother fucker. Fuck that : [

On August 07 2006 15:40 Rekrul wrote:
GoodFriend was a good friend of mine back in the day.

Then he got famous and started ignoring me.

Fuck you BadFriend.

On August 07 2006 16:41 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:


That reminds me - lol

On August 07 2006 15:38 Rekrul wrote:
Not about starcraft but.

When white people first come to korea they think all the korean girls are fucking hot as hell.

You should see the amount of mother fuckers holding hands with some girl who looks like she had down-syndrome and then almost got cured from it (not completely, ALMOOOST) strutting around like he is the mother fucking king of the world.

Ignorance is bliss.

On August 07 2006 18:00 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
Hey hey no talking about me or I'll have to adjust some posts closer to the truth!

And I do not like them old, but older than me. Anyone here thinks 32 is too old?

On August 07 2006 15:47 Rekrul wrote:
If you come to Korea to be a progamer beware.

Socks actually don't belong to anyone.

On August 07 2006 17:18 Arbiter[frolix] wrote:


Such a good typo, TKWL.

On August 07 2006 16:41 ToKoreaWithLove wrote:


That reminds me - Clear is getting superman.

On August 07 2006 17:47 FrozenArbiter wrote:

Did this happen to you as well or were you immune?

Very nice thread btw. I usually dislike public gossip but! This was all harmless and funny :D

On August 07 2006 22:20 [X]Ken_D wrote:
LOL.

Rekrul. Best thread in the universe bye far.

Is any of this discuss in Korean magazines such as Chojja being bad mannered?

On August 07 2006 19:49 ObsoleteLogic wrote:
For a little more detail about Suncow leaving the Siz house, supposedly A) he smells funny B) has a major temper after losing games, swearing and throwing shit, and C) which is connected to A, he needs to learn to take showers. So Zoozac, who lives there as sort of a manager (or a free-loader, depending on who you ask), basically threw him out. At least, thats how I heard it.

On August 08 2006 09:36 FireBlast! wrote:
this thread is so unbareably awesome

On August 08 2006 20:49 QuietIdiot wrote:

QFT
So what about Assem and fat girls? o_O Some sorta inside joke I suppose?

On August 08 2006 03:56 Legionnaire wrote:
Hahaha good times

On August 07 2006 14:27 Rekrul wrote:


THIS IS PROGAMING GOSSIP YOU MOTHER FUCKER GET THE FUCK OUT HOW DOES MY RENT HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS THREAD.

Not much.

On August 07 2006 15:44 Rekrul wrote:
Koreans usually don't look strangers in the eyes. Atleast thats true for gamers, most don't have very good social skills.

At MBC Trials I raped some terran round one. I was feeling pumped and ready for round 2 vs. Reach.

I was then walking towards him and he was walking towards me and we made eye contact, he didn't look away, neither did I. I felt the power of the mantoss. There was nothing I could do. He was Reach. I was the first one to break the eye contact. I knew what was coming.

Mother fucker raped me twice with ease.

On August 07 2006 15:48 Rekrul wrote:
I was once on b.net discussing with a few fine fellows about the Korean whore houses, different kinds, prices, and services (not that I have been to them, I just know).

Testie then chimed in and said something to the effect of "Wow rek you are a pathetic scumbag. What kind of a loser goes to a whore."

While his 14 year old girlfriend was in the channel.

On August 09 2006 07:02 SpaCe)Ment-rA wrote:
Wow, I used to hate you rekrul. But those 41 posts were art and gold!

That was awesome man!

I respect you now. Long live Rekrul and Peter the Great!

On August 09 2006 07:21 new_construct wrote:

you actually counted the number of his posts?

On August 09 2006 08:18 SpaCe)Ment-rA wrote:
EvilTeletubby owns as well with his pics and recently posted videos on youtube.

On August 07 2006 14:19 Rekrul wrote:
While Chojja may appear as a humble nice little kid on TV, he is actually a badass mother fucker in real life.

On August 09 2006 08:20 EvilTeletubby wrote:


IF YOU GUYS SUCK UP ENOUGH I MIGHT POST MORE!!

On August 09 2006 08:47 EightSix wrote:


err. i don't see Chojja being a bad kid.

On August 09 2006 08:51 SpaCe)Ment-rA wrote:


Yeah, I refuse to believe this one

On August 09 2006 09:06 MiLktoast wrote:


I think he later said he meant Oversky.

On August 07 2006 14:27 Rekrul wrote:
Assem once ordered a subway sandwhich delivery.

Upon arrival assem was in a game so V-Gundam answered the door.

V-Gundam proceeded to eat said sandwhich without permission.

After the game Assem realized and told gundam "FUCK YOU."

Gundam was highly offended , and even though he was the criminal, Assem got an hour long lecture from the manager about manners.

On August 07 2006 14:44 Rekrul wrote:
Sir@Soni may appear as a cute snuggly married little progamer, but he vows that if the new age of progamers don't start showing some respect and manners to the old age, he's going to kick some major ass.

On August 07 2006 15:34 Rekrul wrote:
When I first came to Korea Assem raped me almost every fucking game TvP even though I was thought to be a PvT god. The Korean timing and macro was too good for me for a solid two months when I first came here.

Then the fateful day when it was the only time our manager Daniel watched us play games vs. eachother. Thank god for mother fucking requiem. 5-0 Mother fucker.

"Dan you can take the night off tonight, go out have fun. Brian you're staying here."

Better to be lucky than good.

On August 09 2006 09:17 SpaCe)Ment-rA wrote:
While Chojja may appear as a humble nice little kid on TV, he is actually a badass mother fucker in real life.

WDT

It wasn't Chojja or whoever the fuck you guys thought.

Oversky.

_______________________________


Yeah you are right. Thanks god

On August 07 2006 15:14 Rekrul wrote:
I once witnessed Yellow lose a huge pot in the casino.

Son of a bitch didn't move a muscle. Not a single fucking flinch. He didn't care at all.

Mark of a mother fucking champion.

On August 07 2006 15:44 Rekrul wrote: I felt the power of the mantoss.

On August 07 2006 15:48 Rekrul wrote:
I was once on b.net discussing with a few fine fellows about the Korean whore houses, different kinds, prices, and services (not that I have been to them, I just know).

Testie then chimed in and said something to the effect of "Wow rek you are a pathetic scumbag. What kind of a loser goes to a whore."

While his 14 year old girlfriend was in the channel.

On August 07 2006 15:44 Rekrul wrote:
Koreans usually don't look strangers in the eyes. Atleast thats true for gamers, most don't have very good social skills.

At MBC Trials I raped some terran round one. I was feeling pumped and ready for round 2 vs. Reach.

I was then walking towards him and he was walking towards me and we made eye contact, he didn't look away, neither did I. I felt the power of the mantoss. There was nothing I could do. He was Reach. I was the first one to break the eye contact. I knew what was coming.

Mother fucker raped me twice with ease.

On August 09 2006 15:59 V_DrOp)Dietman wrote:
I was once on b.net discussing with a few fine fellows about the Korean whore houses, different kinds, prices, and services (not that I have been to them, I just know).

Testie then chimed in and said something to the effect of "Wow rek you are a pathetic scumbag. What kind of a loser goes to a whore."

While his 14 year old girlfriend was in the channel

lol thats funny i've seen his girlfriend

On August 09 2006 16:20 decafchicken wrote:



omg rly? can i be ur friend?

On August 07 2006 15:40 Rekrul wrote:
GoodFriend was a good friend of mine back in the day.

Then he got famous and started ignoring me.

Fuck you BadFriend.

On August 09 2006 16:26 DarK]N[exuS wrote:


Why are you always so stupid decaf? I seem to recall you being 15 or something, maybe that's why..

On August 09 2006 18:43 Binky1842 wrote:
Hey, ETT. Put up all 6 of those videos, stop being a tease

<3 Rek

On August 09 2006 18:15 decafchicken wrote:

Sorry i don't live up to your great posting standards, i'll be sure to improve. I'll also try to get older to become intelligent enough so that you don't have to randomly flame me.

On August 09 2006 18:57 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
why do you have them fucking tubby guy?!

On August 09 2006 18:59 QuietIdiot wrote:
ETT is better and alot more sexually arousing then strafe and a half naked eri combined. If ett were a woman, I would most certainly want to fuck him. There?

On August 09 2006 18:57 {ToT}Strafe wrote:
why do you have them fucking tubby guy?!

On August 09 2006 19:02 EvilTeletubby wrote:
DarK]N[exuS don't ruin this thread or I ruin you

On August 09 2006 18:59 QuietIdiot wrote:
ETT is better and alot more sexually arousing then strafe and a half naked eri combined. If ett were a woman, I would most certainly want to fuck him. There?

On August 09 2006 19:04 Liquid`Drone wrote:


I would prefer if you sucked up to him without insulting me

On August 10 2006 07:38 Kassios wrote:
you should write a book ><

On August 11 2006 19:18 Mentos wrote:
mix a lot of 'fuck' 'fuck you' 'fucker' and 'motherfucker' into vivid 'stories', and you'll get a masterpiece? not rly, or rather you may if its level matches most of the audience, which seems to be the case --;

On August 11 2006 19:18 Mentos wrote:
mix a lot of 'fuck' 'fuck you' 'fucker' and 'motherfucker' into vivid 'stories', and you'll get a masterpiece? not rly, or rather you may if its level matches most of the audience, which seems to be the case --;

On August 11 2006 21:02 thedeadhaji wrote:
Rek's prose style far outmatches his mastery of four letter words =)

On April 16 2007 09:34 jkillashark wrote:
What the hell. How the hell did I miss this thread.