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DooMeR
Profile Joined July 2003
United States1519 Posts
August 09 2005 00:19 GMT
#141
damn u ret. I was believeing ur story until i saw the, kicking-down of the berry tree part.
HaiVan
Profile Joined April 2005
Bulgaria1698 Posts
August 09 2005 00:26 GMT
#142
On August 09 2005 09:00 ret wrote:
I was there also, after Androide punched and spit this guy in the face he was shot & chased by 5 policemen and walked out of the building casually..


he then went outside and kicked down a tree to eat some berries cuz he was hungry

lol second post of the day that made me laugh.
Listen to The Special One
Luhh
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2974 Posts
August 09 2005 00:31 GMT
#143
Don't spit, just hit!

Andriode fighting!!!

I must say I detest behaviour like spitting (humiliating act), but I think it's quite alright to throw a punch to mark a point (unless you actually aim to maim the other guy).

If the spit didn't hit, they must acquit!
I wouldn´t call him stupid, but let´s just say he´s unlucky when thinking...
Dinnin[pG]
Profile Joined June 2005
China70 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-08-09 00:40:33
August 09 2005 00:32 GMT
#144
I am with Smorrie on this, I couldnt take that embarresment either. I probably would just flip out and hit him back, no matter how tall he is. ( Dunno how tall Androide is, but I guess I am not much taller than him :p ) I mean hitting someone is one thing, spitting someone in the face is something completly different. Imho he did it to degrade and humiliate the official.

@ Sfydjklm, Androide doesnt really look like someone who can handle himself. At least not at those pictures I can see in this thread. More like a leprechaun in normal clothing
CTStalker
Profile Blog Joined November 2004
Canada9720 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-08-09 00:36:28
August 09 2005 00:35 GMT
#145
I'm guessing he's around 5'5.
By the way, my name is Funk. I am not of your world
Dinnin[pG]
Profile Joined June 2005
China70 Posts
August 09 2005 00:38 GMT
#146
Not necessarily, I mean Mondragon is tall!
lamarine
Profile Joined January 2003
587 Posts
August 09 2005 01:48 GMT
#147
androide didn't spit in the referee's face... just punched him... but he did spit in other guy's face earlier^_^ (something personal)
and the referee was REAL ASSHOLE
and adroide was drunk (he doesn't need much... two bottles of beer i think^_^)
So... BW is back
OMGOMG
Profile Joined August 2005
21 Posts
August 09 2005 01:58 GMT
#148
On August 09 2005 09:38 Dinnin[pG] wrote:
Not necessarily, I mean Mondragon is tall!


like all germans! UBERRASSE!
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
August 09 2005 04:25 GMT
#149
On August 09 2005 08:10 Smorrie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2005 07:55 Sfydjklm wrote:
but androide is, as you can see on the pictures, a meagre guy that shouldn't be physically messing around with other people

smorrie stfu and get out of this thread.
I personally always dodge fight with guys who are smaller then me. Simply because i think its not fair that i have the advantage.
needless to say that androide does look small but he looks like he knows how to handle himself.


dayummm... the russian circus opened..

what a bullshit.. if some guy smaller than you hits & spits you in the face you wouldn't do anything back because it wouldn't be a fair fight? lol... so you what if androide was a faggot and he took ya up your ass, you wouldn't resist either because you wouldn't want to hurt him as he's smaller than you.. or well.. maybe just because you'd enjoy it.

androide is not the only one in the world who knows how to handle things.. You shouldn't be generalizing everyone based on yourself.. But i guess you're right, after reading most of the posts in here, you shouldn't expect too much from the stereotype bw player

I expect androide >You

But you totally missed my point.
First you said a guy with Androides size shouldnt get into fights, then you size doesnt matter.

I guess you just feel offended that a guy whos much smaller then you is not afraid to throw punches.
And you got all cool on the internet saying how you would destroy androide blah blah blah.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-08-09 04:31:55
August 09 2005 04:28 GMT
#150
On August 09 2005 09:32 Dinnin[pG] wrote:

@ Sfydjklm, Androide doesnt really look like someone who can handle himself. At least not at those pictures I can see in this thread. More like a leprechaun in normal clothing

Again it has little to do with the size. For example the way he holds his hands -like they belong there, unlike most BW players i saw who have them just hanging there like they are something unnesessary.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
game.no
Profile Joined July 2005
Norway445 Posts
August 09 2005 04:41 GMT
#151
On August 09 2005 09:32 Dinnin[pG] wrote:
I am with Smorrie on this, I couldnt take that embarresment either. I probably would just flip out and hit him back, no matter how tall he is.


Well imagine what would happen afterwards in the police station. Here's the story, a guy who is drunk punches you in the face and spits on you. You can either A) Not hit back and file an assault and look like the good guy or B) Attack the drunk guy and share the punishment, maybe even more punishment because you had a clear head while attacking Androide, while Androide was drunk and had less control over his actions. Yeah.. I think I'd go with option A.
Sfydjklm
Profile Blog Joined April 2005
United States9218 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-08-09 04:45:10
August 09 2005 04:44 GMT
#152
To tell you the truth its very hard to not punch back when youve been punched. Its a natural instinct, self preservation.
And it is self defence, you will never get any punishment, as long as ther3e are witnesses.
twitter.com/therealdhalism | "Trying out Z = lots of losses vs inferior players until you figure out how to do it well (if it even works)."- Liquid'Tyler
Smorrie
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands2927 Posts
August 09 2005 05:44 GMT
#153
On August 09 2005 13:25 Sfydjklm wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2005 08:10 Smorrie wrote:
On August 09 2005 07:55 Sfydjklm wrote:
but androide is, as you can see on the pictures, a meagre guy that shouldn't be physically messing around with other people

smorrie stfu and get out of this thread.
I personally always dodge fight with guys who are smaller then me. Simply because i think its not fair that i have the advantage.
needless to say that androide does look small but he looks like he knows how to handle himself.


dayummm... the russian circus opened..

what a bullshit.. if some guy smaller than you hits & spits you in the face you wouldn't do anything back because it wouldn't be a fair fight? lol... so you what if androide was a faggot and he took ya up your ass, you wouldn't resist either because you wouldn't want to hurt him as he's smaller than you.. or well.. maybe just because you'd enjoy it.

androide is not the only one in the world who knows how to handle things.. You shouldn't be generalizing everyone based on yourself.. But i guess you're right, after reading most of the posts in here, you shouldn't expect too much from the stereotype bw player

I expect androide >You

But you totally missed my point.
First you said a guy with Androides size shouldnt get into fights, then you size doesnt matter.

I guess you just feel offended that a guy whos much smaller then you is not afraid to throw punches.
And you got all cool on the internet saying how you would destroy androide blah blah blah.


Dude, just get out of this thread.. you're too stupid to comprehend any of the posts made here. I'm 21, fairly tall, love to sport and well built. I'm an outgoing guy living in a big city.. Small fights like that are nothing but normal here at night when people get drunk..

Like I said, size doesn't matter... But it only applies when you don't start the fight yourself at first you dumbshit. If you're small, underfed and underweight you shouldn't be trying to get into fights like that tard did. Ofcourse I'm not gonna try to start a fight with someone taller and bigger than me (well, i wouldnt start any fight in the first place), but if someone like that hits & spits me in the face you can be sure of it that I won't let him just walk away with that.

I agree that most men are pussies.. and especially the taller ones that never got into fights before.. They get intimidated so fast because nobody picks on them, while smaller guys are being picked on alot more often. I wouldn't be surprised if you're one of those guys.. You've obviously never been in any fight before and probably live on a farm too.

Androide seems to be quite your hero... Maybe stuff is different over there but if he lived where I live, he wouldn't survive long with that fucked up attitude of his. Anyways you're a sad piece of shit.

I'm not gonna bother having a discussion about this with you.. heck, I won't ever have a discussion with you at all anymore.. you're just too stupid to comprehend anything of what's being said.
It has a strong technique, but it lacks oo.
VaST
Profile Joined April 2005
50 Posts
August 09 2005 07:00 GMT
#154
word >.<
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Camila_br
Profile Joined April 2004
Brazil529 Posts
August 09 2005 07:13 GMT
#155
be careful smorrie will kick your ass if he gets drunk just because he's taller than everyone here.

btw technique > height/weight
"Do you really want chat rooms?"
nArAnjO
Profile Joined October 2002
Peru2571 Posts
August 09 2005 07:14 GMT
#156
=o androide the Ali of the Broodwars?
Smorrie
Profile Blog Joined September 2002
Netherlands2927 Posts
Last Edited: 2005-08-09 07:19:47
August 09 2005 07:17 GMT
#157
On August 09 2005 16:13 Camila_br wrote:
be careful smorrie will kick your ass if he gets drunk just because he's taller than everyone here.

btw technique > height/weight


Dude, just get out of this thread.. you're too stupid to comprehend any of the posts made here.

..

I'm not gonna bother having a discussion about this with you.. heck, I won't ever have a discussion with you at all anymore.. you're just too stupid to comprehend anything of what's being said.


x2
It has a strong technique, but it lacks oo.
BroOd
Profile Blog Joined April 2003
Austin10833 Posts
August 09 2005 07:23 GMT
#158
So some diminutive jerk gets drunk and punches someone. He's not some hero, and he's probably lucky he didn't get his ass kicked.
ModeratorSIRL and JLIG.
karelen
Profile Joined October 2003
Sweden2407 Posts
August 09 2005 08:06 GMT
#159
i would put a foot in the ass of anyone that spits on me
zzzzzz
SwedishHero
Profile Joined April 2005
Sweden869 Posts
August 09 2005 08:24 GMT
#160
On August 09 2005 14:44 Smorrie wrote:
Show nested quote +
On August 09 2005 13:25 Sfydjklm wrote:
On August 09 2005 08:10 Smorrie wrote:
On August 09 2005 07:55 Sfydjklm wrote:
but androide is, as you can see on the pictures, a meagre guy that shouldn't be physically messing around with other people

smorrie stfu and get out of this thread.
I personally always dodge fight with guys who are smaller then me. Simply because i think its not fair that i have the advantage.
needless to say that androide does look small but he looks like he knows how to handle himself.


dayummm... the russian circus opened..

what a bullshit.. if some guy smaller than you hits & spits you in the face you wouldn't do anything back because it wouldn't be a fair fight? lol... so you what if androide was a faggot and he took ya up your ass, you wouldn't resist either because you wouldn't want to hurt him as he's smaller than you.. or well.. maybe just because you'd enjoy it.

androide is not the only one in the world who knows how to handle things.. You shouldn't be generalizing everyone based on yourself.. But i guess you're right, after reading most of the posts in here, you shouldn't expect too much from the stereotype bw player

I expect androide >You

But you totally missed my point.
First you said a guy with Androides size shouldnt get into fights, then you size doesnt matter.

I guess you just feel offended that a guy whos much smaller then you is not afraid to throw punches.
And you got all cool on the internet saying how you would destroy androide blah blah blah.


Dude, just get out of this thread.. you're too stupid to comprehend any of the posts made here. I'm 21, fairly tall, love to sport and well built. I'm an outgoing guy living in a big city.. Small fights like that are nothing but normal here at night when people get drunk..

Like I said, size doesn't matter... But it only applies when you don't start the fight yourself at first you dumbshit. If you're small, underfed and underweight you shouldn't be trying to get into fights like that tard did. Ofcourse I'm not gonna try to start a fight with someone taller and bigger than me (well, i wouldnt start any fight in the first place), but if someone like that hits & spits me in the face you can be sure of it that I won't let him just walk away with that.

I agree that most men are pussies.. and especially the taller ones that never got into fights before.. They get intimidated so fast because nobody picks on them, while smaller guys are being picked on alot more often. I wouldn't be surprised if you're one of those guys.. You've obviously never been in any fight before and probably live on a farm too.

Androide seems to be quite your hero... Maybe stuff is different over there but if he lived where I live, he wouldn't survive long with that fucked up attitude of his. Anyways you're a sad piece of shit.

I'm not gonna bother having a discussion about this with you.. heck, I won't ever have a discussion with you at all anymore.. you're just too stupid to comprehend anything of what's being said.


You hit my person right on, never bin in a fight, cause no one dears to even say something bad to me, cause iam really well built, and tall, and have allot of friends. But as for the other part, me and my friend fight allot, with gloves etc, and pracctice real life fights if the occasion would come, which i hope everyday, cheers!
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