I'd like to apologize to the Foreign BW community. - Page 3

it's satire
and hey, the foreigners would have lost anyway *ducks*, so cheer up and do it better next time.

The game began normally, 6P vs 9T on Zodiac. FakeSteve got his scout into the protoss base and had a peak around.



Nothing seemed to be amiss, so he started his expansion and sent out his troops to see what he could do.



Meanwhile, in a remote corner of the map, proxy tech went up and so did chances of victory.



Not only was templar tech coming, but it would be airborne. A classic build, popularized by the late, great Fayth.



But what is this? A probe so brazen to invade the terran base?



Back at the protoss base, it was an intense struggle as terran troops stormed the ramp. However, the invisible ninjas appeared just in time.



With his concentration diverted, FakeSteve flashed back to his base, only to find a blue hue over his ramp. His troops had been cut off from home.



With the benefit of the shuttle, Jumper]i[ lifted his templars into the Terran main to commence their slaughter.



Despite his best efforts, Steve was unable to get his turrets up in time, and his troops paid the ultimate price.



To add insult to injury, the sole remaining Terran production facility was reduced to a pylon prison.



Which led to a gg.